02x21 - New Cat In Town

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Sylvester] Let me see! Let me see!

[Lola] Almost.

Okay, you can look.

-Not bad.
-Not bad?

You're totally cute.

You think so?

Very, very cute, indeed.

Are these what you wanted, Lola?

Thanks, Tweety.

[gasps]

Absolutely, positively,

the cutest cat, unh, in town.

[laughing]

Eh, what are you doing, Lola?

I'm playing mom, and Sylvester's my kitty.

I'm taking him for a stroll.

Isn't he cute?

Cutest cat in town.

So I've heard.

Okay, Taz.

[chuckles]

[both] Strike!

So why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don't know. Why did he?

I said, I don't know.

If you don't know, why didn't you ask me?

I didn't ask you, you asked me.

Did not. Did too.

Did not. Did--

Hey, what's this?

This just happens
to be the cutest cat in town.

-Are not.
-Am too.

-Are not.
-Am too!

[Granny] My, my.

Now, isn't he just the cutest cat in town?

-Mwah!
-No.

No.

So anyone for cookies?

[kids yelling]

Ah, kisses and cookies.

What more
could the world's cutest pussycat want?

[cooing nearby]

[both] Hmm?

Huh?

What is that?

A new friend who's come to play.

This is Baby Pepé.

[kids yelling indistinctly]

Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.

Mm, yum, yum. Eat cookie.

Isn't he the cutest?

Very, very cute, indeed.

[Lola] Come meet Sylvester.

Yeah. You're gonna be friends.

[cooing]

Hold on, brother, that's mine.

Watch the face. Watch the face.

-Whoa! Unh!
-Woo.

Sylvester, are you okay?

Wonderful.

-Ha-ha-ha.
-That's not where those go.

They're for your footies.

This little toesie went to the market.

This little toesie stayed home.

[Pepé giggling]

Why, thank you, Sylvester.

-How sweet of you to share it with Pepé.
-Ha-ha-ha.

No, that was mine.

Come on, Sylvester,
let's take him for a stroll.

Hey, wait, that's-- That's--

[Daffy] That's your place?

That's supposed to be you?

No, I was just-- I was--

That's right, you were,
as in used to be, the cutest cat in town.

Not anymore. He is.

I know what you feel like.

I used to be the cute one too.

Ahh. Face it, pal,

when you get grown-up like us,
they just don't love you anymore.

I'm not growing up that easy.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

[Sylvester]
So who's the cutest cat in town?

-[gasps]
-[laughing]

Ooh la la.

-He's skateboarding.
-All by himself.

So cute.

[screams then grunts]

[Pepé laughing]

[kids laughing]

[sighs]

[Granny] So anyone for cookies?

At least somebody loves me.

No, dear, everyone loves you.

Yeah. Sure they do.

Everyone loves Pepé too.

Love isn't like cookies,
eat the last one and there's no more.

There's enough for everyone.

As much as your heart can hold.

[kids laughing]

[grunting]

[computer] Everyone loves a puppy dog.

[grunts]

Hmm, "battery not included."

[gasps]

[computer] Everyone loves a puppy dog.

And everyone dotes on a horse.

We cuddle our cows
and our sheep and our pigs.

And cats, we just love, of course.

Lobsters and urchins are favorite friends,

and squids,
when they're not squirting ink.

But the cutest of all
is a sweet baby skunk.

Too bad when they grow up, they stink.

[gasps]

[laughing]

Well, does anybody...

[sniffing]

...smell anything?

[kids sniffing]

Uh-uh. Should we?

Maybe not now, but pretty soon.

I'm giving him one last chance.

If he doesn't stop being so cute,
his cuting days are over.

[cooing]

Look, Baby Pepé.

Argh! That's the last straw.

All right, break it up.

There's something you need to know.

Wait, Sylvester, look.

Pepé's trying to say his first word.

Sy-- Sy-- Sys-- Syl-- S--

Sylvester.

[cooing]

-[Lola] Did you hear that?
-He said your name.

[Lola] He's so cute.

He loves you too.

[laughing]

Wow, what do you know?

[computer] But the cutest of all
is a sweet baby skunk.

Too bad when they grow up, they--

-No!
-[Daffy] Unh!

-Turn it off!
-I wanna hear.

-Give me that.
-No way.

-That's mine.
-No.

Now look, it's busted.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Aw.

Here's a cool one.

He'll like this.

Yeah, great.

What you doing?

Me? Oh, nothing.

Just getting some stuff that maybe,
you know, the new kid will like.

Huh?

What happened? Where's, um, uh...?

-Pepé? He's gone.
-Gone?

He was only here for a visit.

I thought you knew.

Huh? Sure. Sure. I knew.

Granny said he'll be back sometime.

He will?

I mean, sure, ha.

Whenever. Um, I'll, ha, see you later.

Now, where do you suppose he's going?

[theme music playing]