03x10 - Act Your Age

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Sylvester, aren't you my little big man?

Feeding yourself so neatly.

You've grown up so fast.

Granny. My milk won't stay in my sippee.

Oh, dear.

Let Granny help you.

Why should that little yellow pipsqueak
get all the attention?

Granny. Feed me.

But you were just feeding yourself
so well. What happened?

I guess, I forgot how?

Oh, all right.

Did you see that?

I sure did.
Why should he get all Granny's attention?

-Yeah. When it all should go to me.
-What?

[crying] Granny, I want lap too.

Me too, Granny.

[Bugs sobbing]

My, it looks like I've started something.

Are we all... comfortable?

[both] Ah.

How immature can you get? Huh?

[groans]

Taz, it's your turn to pick
the story tonight.

Now, Taz, we've read that one every night
this week.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

But if I grow up, Granny's not
gonna want to take care of me anymore.

That's 'cause she'll be too busy
taking care of me.

Nuh-uh. Granny only takes care
of kids who need her,

and you're looking
at little Mr. Needy himself.

Termite's Terrace.
Now, that's more like it.

[up-tempo music playing]

My, I'm certainly popular this evening.

[blows raspberry]

[both] Hmm!

Granny, I'm cold.
Can you close the window? Please?

Why, certainly, Bugs.

-Get off!
-Hey, watch it!

-Why, I ought to...
-Off!

Looks like you win, Bugs.

[blows raspberry]

"Once upon a time,
there lived four termites.

Tex, Fris, Chuck and Bob."

Granny, I want, uh-- I want some juice.

Nonsense, Daffy. You just had some.

Oh.

Granny, I got to go potty. Bad.

Oh, dear.

What a big faker.

Of course, you know, this means trouble.

Goodnight, little ones. Sleep tight.
At least, sleep quiet.

[Daffy] Granny!

-More warm milk-y.
-Oh, honestly, Daffy.

When you got it, you got it.

[shouts] Robot!

Hmm. Has this milk gone sour?

[Bugs] Hey, what's going...?

-Granny, rock me to sleep.
-Hmm!

Oh, if it'll really put you to sleep--

[snoring]

[snoring]

[Bugs] Ehh, Granny?

Oh, oh-- What?

I, uh... I had a bad dream.

Oh, come on.

Hmm.

[snoring]

Huh? That does it.

It's time for a change in strategy.

-Granny, I want cereal.
-I want cereal first.

Don't listen to him, Granny. Me first.

Oh, look at me, Granny.
I'm at the table, like the big kids.

What a big boy.

Mm.

This crackly, crispy cereal
is so incredibly crunchy.

What's this? Prune-mashing?

Granny, where's our crunchy cereal?

Baby food is much better for little ones
who can't feed themselves.

-Ooh, new toy!
-Wow!

Eating big kid food sure has its rewards.

[all grunting]

-[pop music playing over TV]
-Burn that energy, kids.

Good burn!

Granny. Watch me, watch me.

I'm sorry, Taz.

This video is much too old
for Bugs and Sylvester.

You can go and play,

while I put on something better suited
for the little ones.

Mustn't over-stimulate
your developing little minds.

Blue. Blue.

Taz, race us.

-[upbeat music playing]
-Nah-nah.

[Daffy laughing]

Daffy, this ride's too big for you.

[groans]

Twenty-five, 26...

-Um, Granny?
-Yes, Bugs?

Ehh, I decided.

I'm through being a baby once and for all.

Can I go outside and play like a big kid?

Why,
that sounds like a splendid idea, Bugs.

Well, I, for one,
am not gonna take this anymore.

Pick up your toys,
and then we'll have lunch.

Um, Granny, can I help pick up toys too?

Well, aren't we all acting our age today?

Daffy, how about helping me
set the table instead?

-That's a big boy thing to do as well.
-Okay!

But, Granny,
I don't know who ate all that frosting.

Honest. [snoring]

Lunch time, little one.

Look who's joining us for lunch.

Looks like Sylvester's won
all that attention he wanted.

Poor little guy.

[grunts] Down.

I want to sit at the table
with everyone else.

Are you sure you're old enough, Sylvester?

Eating by yourself
is a big responsibility.

I'm ready. I am. Look.

I can sit, all by myself.

I can drink my milk by myself.
Eat real food by myself.

See, I'm big again.

Your little big man's back, Granny.
Really, I am.

Well-- Okay.

Oh, my chair. My spoon. My sippee.

I love you all.
I'll never leave you again.

Ah, boys.

Oh, they do grow up fast, don't they?

Yum, yum, yum.

[theme music playing]