03x16 - Baby-Gate

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Greetings, good knight!

Goodnight? It's not even lunchtime yet.

No! No! No!
I meant you are a k-night, who is good.

Sheesh,
well, why didn't you just k-say so?

-Oh, brother.
-Behold.

What yonder rabbit doth approach?

'Tis I, King Bugs I.

Wait a minute. Who made you king?

Ehh, the old king?

[humming]

♪ Rummy, dum, dun, coloring is fun ♪

Not bad.

But I just can't seem
to get her eyes right.

[dramatic music playing over computer]

[roaring]

-Ooh, get it! Get it!
-I will.

Watch out! It's about to launch
its pepperoni attack.

-Watch out!
-I know!

[Melissa] String cheese!

Get it! Get it! Get it!

Get it! Get it!

Stop it!

Oops.

-[Lola groans]
-Oh, it got you.

You should have listened to me.

Thanks. I'll remember that next time.

[Petunia laughs] Look at Taz.

That'd be gross if he actually caught one.

And scary.

-Scary?
-What do you mean?

This ought to be fun.

Everyone knows that
if Tasmanian devils eat butterflies,

they'll turn into scary
spotted caterpillars.

Little wormies?

No, silly. Big wormies. Like this.

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[roaring]

[shouts]

What's wrong with Melissa?

Nothing. I was just showing
what would happen if Taz ate a butterfly.

He'd turn
into a scary spotted caterpillar.

That's crazy.

It's true.

I heard it from... Granny. Yeah, sure.

She was talking on the phone to a friend,

and she was saying all of this stuff about
Taz that's a secret,

'cause nobody's supposed to know.

But I do, because I heard it
and that's why I know it, and stuff.

-What kind of stuff, Melissa?
-Well, this ought to be fun.

For instance, did you know that
if you sprinkle pepper on Taz's tail,

-he'll grow as big as a room?
-A room?

-[scoffs]
-[Lola] Really?

That's the most ridiculous story
I've ever heard.

It's true.

Back where Taz comes from,

if the Taz's there
accidentally get peppered,

they get so big they use them to put
the stars on top of Christmas trees.

[all] Ooh!

That Melissa's something else.

Scary caterpillars, giant Taz's.

But what if it is true?

She did say she heard it from Granny,
and Granny never fibs.

Hmm. This looks like a job for

Bugs Bunny, ace reporter.

Pepper on tail, monster caterpillars.

Hmm.

So that's why Taz can never see himself
in the mirror.

No wonder his hair is always messy.

Mirror...

Tell us more. Tell us more.

Um, oh, yeah.

If Taz steps on a crack,
it'll break Granny's back.

[all] Oh, no.

Yeah. Granny wouldn't be able
to stand up straight ever again.

Poor Granny.

Yes, you in the back.

Isn't it true that all of this stuff
you're saying about Taz

is just a bunch of made-up fibs?

No, it's not true.

These are not made-up fibs.
They're real ones.

Next question, please?

Uh, does Taz ever...

Ehh, may I ask a follow-up question?

Ah. Whatever.

Isn't it also true

that this so-called Granny phone call
you claim to have overheard,

in fact, never happened?

This it's just another fib?

No, it's not just another fib.

It's the most important one of them all.
Anything else?

No, that will do for now.

I've got plenty to work with.

♪ Plant the flowers in the spring ♪

♪ Watch them grow and do their thing ♪

♪ When summer finally comes around ♪

♪ My flowers cover all the ground ♪

-[sniffing]
-[upbeat music playing]

-Ow!
-Hmph!

[grumbles indistinctly]

Huh?

If only he could do that to the weeds.

Come with me, big guy.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Huh?

Here. Eat this.

Hmm.

Scary caterpillar?

I don't think so, Melissa.

"Taz cannot see himself in the mirror."

Hey! Huh?

Heck, that's wrong too.

Taz can see a lot of himself.

-"Step on a crack, break Granny's back."
-Huh?

Go ahead, Taz. Step on the sidewalk crack.

Uh-uh.

Don't worry, Taz. You won't hurt Granny.

That's just something
that Melissa made up.

-[Granny] Ow!
-Oh, no.

-Ouch. Ouch. Ow, ow, ow, ouch.
-Granny, I'm sorry.

We didn't think Taz stepping
on a crack would break your back.

It's just that Melissa
was telling all these fibs about Taz,

and I was trying
to prove they weren't true.

Hold on, now.
The what would break my what?

Oh, goodness. My back's not broken.
I just got stung by a bee. See?

It happens every once in a while
when I'm gardening.

Hurts like the dickens.

Now, what's all this about Melissa
telling really big fibs?

And everything I said about Taz

wasn't true at all,
'cause I made it up just for fun.

Especially the part about hearing Granny
talking on the phone.

-I'm sorry.
-Very good, Melissa.

Now remember, children,

it's not nice
to make up stories about people.

No matter how silly the stories are.

I knew those were fibs all along.

I was just going along with it
for the entertainment value.

[all] Uh-huh?

Now, who would like some strudel?

[all clamoring]

Well, Taz, my work here is finished.

Looks like another job well done for...

Bugs Bunny, ace reporter.

I just love having my own theme song.

Wait a minute. I forgot one.

"Pepper on the tail makes Taz a giant."

[sneezes]

What do you say
we just keep that one to ourselves?

Uh-huh.

[theme music playing]