03x22 - The Neat And The Sloppy

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Daffy laughing]

I love mud puddles.

They're so muddy.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, Bugsy,
I can blow bubbles better than that.

Ehh, are you sure
you wanna get so close to soapy water,

messy boy?

Sure.

Okay, Daffy,
how about a bubble-blowing contest?

You're on.

Right after snack time.

-[blows raspberry]
-I heard that.

-[door opens]
-[both gasping]

[sniffing]

Mm. Something smells good.

Tater nuggets!

-Hey, Daffy!
-Stop it!

[burps]

Daffy, you're a filthy mess!

A really big, filthy mess!

Yeah.

Ain't it great?

I hate it when he does that.

Me too.

Ew.

Mud nuggets.

Whoo! Nothing wears a guy
out faster then getting dirty.

Maybe I can catch a little shut-eye
before the big blowing-bubble contest.

[snoring]

There, nice and neat.

This shouldn't be on the floor.

[Tweety] ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep
Have you any wool?♪

♪ Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full ♪

Ooh! That's a lot of wool.

You! Stop right there!

What's wrong, Sylvester?

Your hair.

It's a mess!

Oh, I just woke up from a nap.

I must have bed-head. Hey!

I hate messes.

There. Now, you're neat.

And stylish.

You've always been
neat and tidy, Sylvester,

but this is ridiculous!

Hey, I'm a kitty.

Sometimes I just get
the wild urge to clean.

[shouting]

Who, what, where, why?

Say, what's the big idea, waking me up?

I gotta be well rested
for my big bubble-blowing contest!

Look at this mess!

Yeah. Pretty good, huh?

No, it's awful!

Hey, cut that out.

Stop cleaning up my mess.

Wait a minute.

What am I saying?

This won't do.

Oh, no. Not one bit.

Sylvester's cleaning up my mess,

which means I won't have to.

Knock yourself out, Sylvester ol' pal.

Clean all you want.

I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

Need milk.

[grunts]

[grumbles indistinctly]

Calm down, buddy boy,
I'm conducting a little experiment.

[shouts]

Watch this.

Oh, Sylvester.

Did somebody call me?

[shouting]

[up-tempo music playing]

Spilt milk.

Yuck!

What wrong with him?

I don't know. But I'm sure having fun.

These things could use a bath.

[groans]

How did everything get so muddy?

Hey, Daffy!

What's the big idea?

You're wondering
how everything got so messy?

I did it!

When it comes to making messes,
I'm the bestest.

It's not good to be this messy, doc.

Yeah, especially on purpose!

You're just jealous
because I'm better at it than you.

Just like you'll be jealous
of all the great bubbles I'm gonna make.

Ah, am I tired.

Hope I don't see any more...

messes!

-[up-tempo music playing]
-Give me that!

This will never do.

Ehh, what's up, Sylvester?

Can't talk, Bugs.

Gotta clean it up! Gotta clean it up!

[up-tempo music playing]

[shouts] Even more messes-es!

Slow down, Sylvester!

Yeah, you're gonna have an accident.

[shouts]

Mess. Mess.

Mess.

Mess.

Mess, mess, mess.

Sylvester, calm down.

Snap out of it, Sylvester. Snap out of it!

Did you really have to do that?

You're going crazy
with this cleaning stuff, Sylvester.

Yeah, what's your problem?

I don't know.

[yelling] I'm out of control!

A little cleaning's okay,
but you've gone way too far.

Ehh, well maybe we can help you
get used to being around messes.

-[shouts]
-Relax, Sylvester.

We're gonna clean it up.

Then do it!

Oh, we will.

But not before we play a little.

[groans]

Vroom. Vroom, vroom!

Don't do that!

[screeches]

No!

Gotta clean up! Gotta clean up!

Sylvester, stop it.

It's not your mess, Sylvester.

It's not your mess.

It's not your mess, Sylvester.

Not your mess.

Not your mess.

Not your mess.

Hey, this is not my mess.

It's not my mess.

This is not my mess!

-Is he okay?
-I don't know.

But I do know
that I'm not cleaning this up.

Just kidding.

[up-tempo music playing]

Where are my bubbles?

They gotta be here someplace!

How anyone expects me to beat Bugs
at a bubble-blowing contest

when my bubbles are lost somewhere
in all this mess is beyond me.

Sylvester, ol' pal, am I glad to see you.

My bubbles are somewhere in this mess,

so I need you to do your cleaning thing.

Go ahead, don't be shy.

Start cleaning.

Sorry, Daffy, but it's not my mess.

Sylvester. What are you talking about?

You hate messes!

Remember?

Get back here!

Ah, who needs your help anyway?

Now, where's Daffy?

I'm ready to get started.

Hmm. It looks like he changed his mind
about the bubble contest.

Well, what do you know,
the duck chickened out.

[up-tempo music playing]

Aha! There you are.

Why is lost stuff always
in the last place you look?

Whoa! This place looks neat.

Hey, I've got my bubbles.

I'm ready to start the--

[all cheering and laughing]

[groans] They started without me.

This is all your fault.

If you didn't go
and get lost in all my mess,

I'd be...

Oh, who am I fooling?

If I wasn't so messy,
I would've found you faster.

Sorry, bubbles.

Let's go show everyone
what a great bubble-blower I am.

Okay, everybody, get ready to see
some really good bubble-blowing!

Are you guys all right?

Soap.

Geesh!

Now, this is my mess.

[theme music playing]