04x23 - The Dolly Vanishes

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety
Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

-[upbeat music playing]
-[train whistle blowing]

[Tweety] All aboard!

I still don't see
how we are gonna fit in there.

Not to mention all our stuff.

Tweety's right.

That train's not big enough for all of us.

The doll's gotta go.

If Edna can't go,
I'm not going either. Hmph!

Oh, don't worry, kids.

The train we're taking
has plenty of room for everybody.

-[all] Ooh!
-In fact, it even has dining cars,

cars for reading books or watching TV,

and several sleeper cars too.

Eh, why would anyone waste their time
on a train sleeping?

Well, sleep just might come in handy.

It'll take a long time
to get where we're going.

And that would be where?

Come on, Granny, spill it.

You've been holding out on us long enough.

We're going to see Floyd at college.

[cheering]

[conductor] All aboard!

[all gasping and chattering]

Have a seat now, kids.

-Aw, Granny.
-[groaning]

As soon as the conductor
punches your ticket,

you can feel free to move about the train
as long as you're careful.

Hey! One seat to a customer, lady.

Give her a break, Bugs.
It's her first time on a train.

Well, it's mine too.

But you don't see me throwing
my action figures all over the place.

Tickets please.

Hm. Where's her ticket?
Come on, kid. No ticket, no ride.

-Huh?
-Huh? You mean my dolly needs a ticket?

-Oh!
-Huh?

-[suspenseful music playing]
-[whimpers]

Oh, just a little conductor humor.

-Huh?
-[chattering]

Know what those flickering lights mean?

In a little while
we'll be going through a tunnel.

A doll needs a ticket.

I slay me.

[Granny] Goodnight, children.

[Bugs] But I'm not sleepy, Granny.

It's my first time on a train.

[yawns]

[snoring]

[yawning]

Where are we?

And how long have we been napping?

Last thing I remember,
we were about to go through that...

Tunnel!

Don't tell me we wasted our first day
and night on a train sleeping.

-Okay, I won't tell you.
-[Lola screams]

Edna's gone!

Now, now, Lola,
you may have just misplaced her.

[Lola] Somebody had to take her.

And until I get to the bottom of this,
everyone in this room is a suspect.

[gasping]

What you need, Lola,
is a private eye detective.

Lucky for you I'm taking the case.

So I need each and every one of you
to account for your actions

from the moment we entered the tunnel
until now.

Now let's start with you, Daffy.

Why me?

Why would I take that doll?

We were barely on a first-name basis.

Because you didn't want it to go along
in the first place.

Yeah. You said there wasn't enough room
for her, remember?

I'm innocent, I tell you!
Innocent! Innocent! Innocent!

Hey! All right then, prove it.
Let's start at the beginning.

Okay, okay! Give me some room.

Yesterday after the conductor left
and the lights started to flicker...

[upbeat music playing]

[yawns]

[snoring]

[stomach gurgles]

Keep it down, will you?

[gurgling continues]

All right already.

What do you say you and me
scope out the dining car.

Are you ready to order, monsieur?

-Guess I'll have to go with my gut.
-Ha.

I'll take one of these.
Oh, and two of those.

And three of this, this, and that.

And two of those. Oh, and one of these.

Did you get this and that?

Monsieur, I'm scribbling as fast as I can.

[gasps]

Mmm!

[belches]

That's it. I'm full.

Of course you are.

Pack up the rest to go please.

I'd be happy to.

Ooh!

Wow, you're good.

It is a gift.

[sighs] I've had a lot of practice.

[grunting] Oh! Hey! Hey! Whoo-hoo!

Hey! This is not fun.

Oh, no! Oops.

[Daffy] And that is my story.

I admit I drenched her with orange juice,

but as far as I know,
that's not a crime in these parts.

[Sylvester]
So that's why she was so sticky.

[Lola] Sylvester!

So you say she was sticky, huh?

Which means you were the last one
to see Edna in the flesh.

Or should I say, in the cotton.

[Daffy] Sylvester!

Okay, okay!

I did see her after Daffy,
but I didn't lose her.

When Daffy came back
wearing his all-you-can-eat buffet,

he must've woken me up.

[snoring]

[sniffs] Oh, that's weird.
I smell oranges.

Didn't anybody ever tell you orange juice
is for drinking, not wearing?

[gasps]

Oh, no.

[yells]

It's alive. Alive!

Come on, Edna, I better rinse you off.

I'm innocent, I tell you, innocent.

Last time I saw her, she was wet.

But she was sitting right there.

Well, not really sitting.
It was more like leaning.

Or was it slouching?

Is this slouching?

-Wrap it up.
-[Tweety] Oh, no.

[Bugs] Hm...

Uh...

According to page 23, paragraph 9
of the official detective's guide

to solving mysterious disappearances
on a train,

twiddling your thumbs
and staring at the floor

are a sure sign of guilt.

I guess it's my turn, huh?

[Sylvester]
Okay, she was definitely slouching.

[Tweety] You don't get to talk.

This is my flashback.

[Sylvester] Sorry. Carry on.

Hm. Something is leaking.

Oh, poor wittle thing.

You're all dripping wet.

[grunting]

[sighs] Too heavy for the wikes of me.

Oh, Taz, wake up.

Taz not sleeping. Just resting his eyes.

Edna's all wet.

I need you to open the window a wittle
so she can dry off.

Now stick her in the wuggage wack.

Our work here is done.

The wind will dry her.

Since Taz and I
are each other's witnesses,

I guess that makes us both innocent.

-Hm. I'll buy it.
-Me too.

Well, can't argue with the facts.

Which leaves only one suspect.

-Bugs!
-Me! But I, uh-- But I, uh--

Where were you last night
when the doll went missing?

-[Lola] Hm...
-[Bugs] Uh...

[suspenseful music playing]

All right, all right. I'll tell you.

This is exactly how it happened.

[in British accent] Oh, my word.

Oh, I say.

It is the world's largest bagel
which Floyd spake of.

And I must say the world's biggest ants.

Oh, my, that's what you get
when you sleep on a train.

You miss all the good stuff.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

[Lola]
Hey! That's not what you were wearing.

[Daffy] And you can't read.

[Sylvester]
And you don't have a British accent.

[in normal voice]
So sue me. It's my back in time story.

And I want it to be glamorous.

[in British accent]
Oh. Oh, my. I feel a chill.

[grunting]

[train whistle blows]

[Granny] I guess we'll have to
eat our breakfast on the go.

Hey! Granny!

Oh, look. There's Floyd.

[all] Floyd! [chattering]

-[Bugs] It's good to see you.
-[chattering and laughing]

[Sylvester] Floyd!

Oh, what about Edna?

Weren't you able to solve the mystery?

We'll check the lost and found,
put up flyers.

Make sure the conductor keeps
an eye out for her.

And we'll call the station every day
until she turns up.

[sighs] Okay.
I guess that's all we can do.

And the last time Bugs saw Edna,
she was drying off in the luggage rack.

After that, nobody knows
what happened to her.

Hm...

Luggage rack, eh?

Lola, I think I can finish your story
for you.

The way I see it...

[snoring]

That's what you get when you sleep
on a train. You miss all the good stuff.

You know what I'm talking about, right?

[gasps, then groans]

[Floyd] While Bugs was closing the window,

the force of the wind pulled Edna
off the luggage rack and out of the train.

Bugs!

Floyd has solved mystery.

And I'm pretty sure it has a happy ending.

But how does it have a happy ending?

Just follow me.

-[Lola] Edna!
-Oh, boy!

Way to go, Floyd! You did it! You did it!

You got it, Floyd! You're the man!

Oh, Floyd, you're a great detective.

[chuckles]
It was elementary, my dear Tweety.

After I heard the story
and I was trying to figure it out,

I saw Edna hanging out the train window.

But you remember page 48, paragraph 5
of the official detective's guide

to solving mysterious disappearances
on a train, never overlook the obvious.

Keep thinking like that and someday
I just might make you a partner.

[children laughing]

[theme music playing]