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02x05 - Boom

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bad Sisters". Aired: August 19, 2022 - present.*
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Irish dark comedy thriller series based on the Flemish series Clan, which was created by Malin-Sarah Gozin.

02x05 - Boom

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["RAIN WON'T WAIT" PLAYING]

[EILEEN] That's it. Come on.
Keep on going.

Nine, eight... Raise your knees! Seven...

- [PANTING]
- Three, two, one.

How are you finding
the adjusted testosterone dose?

[PANTS]

I wanna hit you more.

[CHUCKLES] How about your libido?

Oh, Jesus, Eileen. I'm old. I'm grieving.

[PANTING]
And actually, I'm happy on my own.

I don't need sex anymore, I've decided.

[PANTS] I'm 50.

[PANTS, SNIFFS] Today, actually.

I'm done with all that. [SNIFFS]

You are not done.

And happy birthday,

- you smoking hot, mid-century legend.
- [CHUCKLES]

And hey, I'd do you.

[CHUCKLES] Thanks.

[LAUGHING]

Seriously though, how are you feeling?

I don't know. [SIGHS] I don't know.

I just... [INHALING DEEPLY]

I just miss her on such a deep... [SIGHS]

[SNIFFLES] I just...
I miss her so deeply, like in my...

No, I'm grand for hugs. [STAMMERS]

[BREATHES SHAKILY]

I'm too angry for hugs.

[BREATHING DEEPLY] I just feel like
her death was so completely avoidable.

If I'd just kept a closer watch on her
after everything.

What's everything?

Just knowing what was going on
in her head a bit more,

I would've been able to help her.

And minding Bla... [SIGHS]
...it's way harder than I thought.

Suddenly, I'm not her favorite auntie
anymore, you know?

I'm just some basic b*tch.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Do you wanna go for a cure-all dip?

- No, I've gotta meet the coven. [SIGHS]
- [CHUCKLES]

Bibi heard someone calling us that
in town yesterday.

- Wear it with pride.
- [CHUCKLES]

See you soon.

Oh... [CHUCKLES] ...I've a new client.

You know, your one, Angelica?

[CHUCKLES] How funny is that?

She couldn't stop talking about you.

["WHO BY FIRE" PLAYING]

[SONG ENDS]

[SIGHS]

Where are you all?

Why is no one answering their phones?
We still have to plan.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Is the door not open?

I swear to God,
I've never wanted to k*ll that wagon more.

Uh, the door was open.

[LOFTUS] What wagon did you wanna k*ll?

Uh, no one.
Um, just, uh, my sister, Ursula.

She's late and a b*tch.
Well, you've met her.

Yeah. [INHALES DEEPLY]

Well, we just wanted to chat
if that's okay with you.

No. Uh. [STAMMERS]

Um, well, I... I mean,
it's... it's... it's my birthday.

A-Also, there's stuff to plan.

We're scattering our sister's ashes.

It won't take long,

just wanted to ask you about
the money Becka told us was missing.

The money your sister
took out the day she died.

- Oh. Uh...
- [PHONE RINGING]

...well, I... I don't know
what that was all about.

[HOULIHAN]
Was she in some kind of trouble?

[LOFTUS] Had someone been threatening her,
anything like that?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Was Becka looking for the money
in Angelica Collins's house?

Did you not ask her?

- You had her locked up long enough.
- [PHONE CHIMES]

- [HOULIHAN] Sir? Return the call.
- [LOFTUS] f*ck's sake.

I've got this.

Well, I've got, you know,
stuff I have to be getting on with.

- [STAMMERS] A lot of organizing.
- Hmm.

Yeah, one question. Then, I'll head.

[SIGHS]

Isn't it strange that you don't know why
Grace needed that money.

Seem to let each other
into every part of your lives.

You really have no idea?

I don't know, sneaky facelift.

[LOFTUS SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

[DELIVERY PERSON] Will you sign for this?

It's nice that they met, you know, after...

Sometimes it's worth putting yourself
out there. Online, I mean.

How'd you mean, online?

They met at a bereavement group.

- Ian lost his sister. But, yeah...
- [DELIVERY PERSON] Thank you.

...good to put yourself out there.

[LOFTUS] I'm not being stubborn.

I told you, I'm busy at work.
I will call you later.

I just signed for it. [SIGHS]

Um, don't forget to bend your knees
when you're picking it up.

We'll see you again.

So Ian told us that he met Grace online,

but Eva's just said that they met
at a bereavement group,

which is a weird thing
to lie about, right?

Yeah. Which one's lying?

Let's get the thumbscrews out.

Yeah, if your spidey's are tingling,
go see him.

Hey, bring him back Grace's effects.
Catch him off guard.

I've got family stuff to take care of.

Oh, was that Nadine on the phone?

Yeah, and her ole fella,
threatening to wheeze me into submission.

Here, what do you think of him?

- Like, as a man.
- Of Nadine's fella?

No, Ian.

Oh. No, he's not my type.

[SIGHS]

["HAPPY BIRTHDAY" PLAYING]

[BREATHING SHAKILY]

Seriously, get over here.

[SIGHS]

Sorry, I'm late. What's that?

Grace sent Eva a present from the grave.

[BECKA] No.

Seriously?

Oh, I didn't get you anything.

You never get me anything.

- [BECKA] I love you.
- [CHUCKLES]

It's almost a directive
from Gracie to throw a party.

[EVA] No. Wha...
No, we're not going to do a party.

There's too much going on.

Had the Guards here earlier
asking about the money.

Sorry.

[SIGHS] And Angelica's
taken things to the next level.

She's hired Eileen.

[URSULA STAMMERS]

My trainer, Eileen.

Well, it's a warning, isn't it?

She's a loose cannon.

It's hardly a horse's head.

I don't give a sh*t
about your menopause nanny.

- She had Becka looking at jail time.
- [SCOFFS]

She scared Grace to her grave.

She is lucky she's still walking.

I can't go to jail now.

Yeah. Save your own skin, Becka.

- [BECKA] It's not that. Shut up!
- [BIBI] You shut up.

[EVA] If the cops find out
what that money was for,

they're closer to finding out
what we all did, okay?

So we give Angelica what she wants
and then we just disengage.

We're not really gonna give her
Gracie's ashes though, are we?

No, we're not. We'll clean out my hearth.

She'll be scattering the ashes
of briquettes and takeaway cartons.

You really shouldn't burn that stuff.

- [SCOFFS]
- [PHONE RINGING]

[EVA] Oh, my God, that's her.

Don't answer it.

[SIGHS] Angelica, hi.

[SIGHS] Well...
Okay, then we'll come to you.

[BIBI SIGHS]

Okay, bye.

She wants to discuss the details
with us at high noon.

Did she really say high noon?

No, she said, uh, midday in fairness.

[ANGELICA] Good morning and welcome.

I can't stay long.
I have to take Ruben to the dentist.

Busy lives you all lead,
but there's always time for a cuppa.

Yeah, I've gotta get back to Bla too, so...

Aw, the wee pet.

I mean, she is a credit to Grace.

Yeah. You wanted
to discuss the details, Angelica...

- [SIGHS]
- ...Grace's ashes.

Becka, how do you take your tea?

I'm not a big tea drinker.

Yeah, not big on apologies either.

[SIGHS]

I'm sorry for shoving you.

And for breaking in.

And the rabbit?

g*ybo's been found.

He's back with me now.

Poor b*stard.

- Sugar?
- Three.

[EXCLAIMS, CHUCKLES] Three.

[EXCLAIMS] You're fierce good to yourself,
as Mammy used to say. [LAUGHS]

Now, this is really a very modern idea,

but I feel that Grace would like it

if we scattered her at sea.

What?

Have you any idea
how much the sea meant to her?

You know, we could take one
of those tours of Dublin Bay,

and we could just, you know,
scatter her ashes along the way.

And then I could bake
some of Grace's flapjacks.

We could fill a flask.

We can make a day of it.

[EVA EXHALES DEEPLY]

I'd really love your help on this.

I have dropped the charges.

And I'd hate to go back to the Guards.

I know where my pal keeps his boat.

He's away. He won't mind.

Great, but no Blanaid.

We have to protect her.

- Yeah.
- And no Ian,

because I don't feel safe around him.

- [CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
- Tea, Eva?

Yeah, no, I'm good.

So, uh, tomorrow, noon, the marina.

Yeah, and maybe you should stay at home
and, uh, you know, mind Blanaid.

- But Eva's coming.
- Eva has to be there.

I'm sad to say this,

but I don't think you've been
respecting Grace's memory of late.

What are you on about?

You and Ian comforting each other

shamelessly.

[SCOFFS, CHUCKLING] Oh, my God.

Unbelievable.

There's nothing going on
between me and Ian.

We know that. She's just sh*t-stirring.

It's just... You know,
we're rearing a child together,

which is... [SIGHS] you know,

it's weird and-and-and intimate
and... That's totally the wrong word.

[SIGHS] Wagon!

You still wanna humor her?

Yeah, because I got hauled in.

You couldn't bloody vamoose fast enough.

- [EVA] Come on!
- Do you think this party's a good idea?

- She's a lot on her plate.
- Exactly why she needs one.

And I've swapped my shift now.

- It's open if you wanna get in there.
- [EXCLAIMS] Oh.

Check out my cup holders.

Oh, I wanted to return Grace's
personal effects that have been processed.

[SIGHS]

Oh, uh, sorry, sorry.

I've also been tasked
with just following up on a few details

if you've got a minute.

[RADIO PLAYING]

- Death admin. [SIGHS]
- Thanks.

It's time-consuming.

This house has me beat.

[HOULIHAN] W-Who's this?

[IAN SIGHS] Oh, that's my sister, Colleen.

She died two years ago in Canada.

Oh.

I'm... I'm sorry to hear that.

Might you go back
to the bereavement group?

Angelica Collins's?

Oh. [CHUCKLES] That one.
Uh, no, no, I don't think so.

Well, I understand
that you met Grace there.

- You told us it was online...
- [CLICKS TONGUE]

Well, we met online first.

[STAMMERS] Initially the group was online.

Did it help?

Well, meeting Grace did.

But, uh, Angelica,
it's like she feeds off your grief.

[CHUCKLES] Grace and I used to joke
that she got high on our lows.

Sorry, that... that is awful to say.

Um, one more question.

Grace withdrew 20,000
the day that she crashed.

Do you know about that?

No idea.

Um, I mean,
unless it was something for Blanaid,

but... [SCOFFS] ...she would have told me.

Yeah, you think?

So, did you get those few details
you came for, Detective?

I did, Mr. Reilly, yeah.

And I'm sorry for your loss.

Well, your losses.

School's okay?

Yeah. Don't know. It's all right.

There's a girl who I sit with
in Spanish who's Spanish.

Nice. Handy.

Yeah.

How do you feel about Australia?

[SIGHS] Who will look after Prince
when I go? [SNIFFLES]

Prince?

Cathy's pony.

I'll miss my friends.

It's too far away, Dad. I don't wanna go.

[SNIFFLING, CRYING]

They can go if they love it so much.

If it's such a great place.

You can mind me, right? [SNIFFLES]

- Dad?
- Yeah, yeah, of course I can.

Hey, I'll fix it, Jess, all right?
I promise.

Swear, Dad? [SNIFFLES]

- I swear.
- [SNIFFLING, CRYING]

Come here. [CLICKS TONGUE]

[SIGHS]

[LINE RINGING]

[VOICEMAIL] Hi, it's Nadine.

Leave a message
and I'll get back to you when I can.

I'm gonna fight you for custody,
and I'm gonna win.

[SNIFFS] How's that for stubbornness?

[CAR APPROACHING]

Hey.

Hiya.

There's something blocking your gutters.

Want me to take a look?

Ah, no, I'll do it. [SIGHS]

No one's looking for 50-year-old
finance managers anymore

so it could be the start
of a new career for me.

- sh*t shoveler. Perfect.
- [LAUGHS]

- Are you all right?
- Yeah. No.

Uh, a present arrived from Grace earlier.

- Karaoke machine. [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]

She was so bloody organized. [SIGHS]

- Eva...
- Sorry.

Sorry, I feel bad because
you lost her too, but... [BREATHES SHAKILY]

[STAMMERS] Today's really hard.

I'm not, uh...

I just feel very lonely.

Hey...

come here.

[SIGHS]

- I won't let you get lonely.
- [CHUCKLING]

Or we can be lonely together.

I mean, not, like, together together...

- Yeah, no, I know.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.
- [CHUCKLES] Here.

This can't compete,
but I got you a present.

Happy birthday.

Oh.

My favorite pope.

- [CHUCKLING]
- Oh. Hi, Francis. Thank you.

I-I thought you could do
with a fresh pair. [CHUCKLES]

You noticed my disgusting slippers?

[LAUGHING]

Oh, I love them.

Thank you.

So, we had, uh, tea with Angelica earlier.

Yeah?

She said she didn't feel safe around you.

- I was wondering...
- Yeah,

I did something stupid. [GROANS]

What?

I wanted to have a word with her,

you know, tell her to leave you alone,
but I just...

- Oh, my... [SIGHS]
- I just kind of lost it.

- Jesus, Ian!
- [STAMMERS] Sorry.

We don't need you
fighting our battles, okay?

You're only gonna make it worse.

- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Please, you can't rile her.

- Sorry.
- Hey, honey.

Oh. [GRUNTS]

Uh, did you get a bit of lunch or...

No.

There's nothing to eat in this house
except rice cakes and tomatoes.

[CHUCKLING]

Blame Becka, she's the food Hoover.

I'll get you some nosebag on the way.

Uh, do you have all your gear?

And look, Bla, I don't want you going over
to Angelica's after school anymore.

I'll do what I want.

No, you will not do what you want,
you'll come straight home.

Calm down.

You look insane.

[SIGHS]

I wanna say she's being
a mean little b*tch, but I can't.

Uh, you can, yeah. [CHUCKLES]

- She's so mean.
- [SIGHS, CHUCKLES] Mm-hmm.

And for the record, you don't look insane.

You look lovely.

[LAUGHS] Okay.

- I'll see you later.
- Yeah.

[STAMMERS] Wait, what? Why?

Ian?

All right, you didn't hear it from me,

but they're throwing
a surprise party for you.

A-And just so you'll really hate it,
it's fancy dress.

Wha... Ugh, k*ll me now.

[HORN HONKING]

[SIGHS]

- Party cups.
- [PHONE RINGING]

Hi, Urs.

Yeah, we're just finishing up.

You want a what?

[SIGHS] We've got to get an urn.

Well, it says Biscotti.

We'll tell her Grace loved Biscotti.

What's going on with you
and the baby stuff?

Ah, we're trying again.

I convinced Nora
that I was fully on board.

Angelica did us a favor
when she lobbed that grenade.

It's all so hard though.

It seems unfair.

Straight couples get families
when they don't even want them.

I'll give you my eggs if you like.

Nah, you're all right.

Nora's pretty adamant
she wanted a smart donor.

Get off me, you needy leech.

[CHUCKLES]

["A MAN OF HIGH RENOWN" PLAYING]

I asked for a short, Fergal.

Well, I got you a pint, Gerard.

You're welcome.

You still only have me for ten minutes
gratis and then you're on the clock.

[GERARD EXHALES SHARPLY]

My ex is trying
to take my daughter to Australia,

who doesn't even want to go.

How do I keep her here?

Do you really want to make her choose
between her mother and father?

So what? You... [STAMMERS]
I'm just supposed to roll over?

She's got the house, the car...

which her new fella's
been driving around in, by the way,



she's not taking my daughter too.

I want you to stop her.

Are you gonna put your money
where your mouth is, Fergal?

Once they're in Australia, it would be
almost impossible to get her back.

You want to do this now,
you're gonna need funds.

I'm good for it.

["NOBODY KNOWS" PLAYING]

[SIGHS] I'm 50.

[SIGHS] I'm 50.

- There? Yeah? You sure? Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. It's spot on.

One, two. One, two.

[MOLLY] I can't get this thing to work.
We've been trying to work it all day.

One, two. One, two.

I don't even know if that's working.

[IAN] That's amazing.

[BECKA VOCALIZES]

Surprise.

- [ALL CLAMORING]
- Surprise!

Oh, no! Surprise!

- Aw.
- [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] ...birthday.

You were tipped off.

- [CHUCKLES] You look like a hooker.
- Hey.

It looks amazing.

- [IAN] Big surprise, hey?
- [LAUGHS]

[CHATTERING]

["BUFFALO STANCE" PLAYING]

[KISSES]

[BECKA] She's somewhere over here,
I think.

Oh.

- [EVA] ROGER. AW. [CHUCKLES]
- Becka let me in.

Didn't realize it was a party.

Yeah. Well, neither did I.

- Mm-hmm.
- [CHUCKLES]

See you had your hair done. Very nice.

A few oysters for ya.

Oh, Roger.

Maybe I could come round some night
when you're not busy.

Take you out somewhere.

Sorry?

[STAMMERS] Help each other
through the loss like Ian and Grace did.

Oh. Um. Are you...
Are... You're asking me out?

Or in. We-We could stay in.

It's fine if it's a no.

Yeah, it's a no.
But do-do you wanna stay and join us?

No, I don't want to intrude.

There's karaoke.

♪ His pretty colored skin
Had been all frosted with the dew ♪

♪ "Oh well," she cried ♪


♪ "I'll take you in
And I'll take care of you" ♪

Everyone.

♪ "Take me in, oh, tender woman ♪


♪ Take me in, for heaven's sake ♪


♪ Take me in, oh, tender woman" ♪


- Nice.
- [LAUGHS]

♪ She wrapped him up all cozy... ♪


- You having a good time?
- Yeah.

Better than I thought, but...

♪ And laid him by the fireside ♪


...you know.

♪ With some honey... ♪


I know.

- [CHEERING] Go Roger!
- [SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

She'd have loved this.

♪ ...Had been revived
"Oh, take me in, oh, tender woman ♪

- ♪ Take me in ♪
- ♪ For heavens sake ♪

♪ Take me in, oh, tender..." ♪


Gotta put the dishwasher on.

♪ "Take me in, oh, tender woman ♪


♪ Take me..." ♪


["HOUNDS OF LOVE" PLAYING]

[GARVEY SISTERS VOCALIZE]

Roger asked me out tonight.

Oh, wow.

Think of those liquid hips.

- [LAUGHING]
- He's a catch for someone. [GRUNTS]

Well, he asked me out first,
so that makes you sloppy seconds.

Oh. Well, Grace first really.

So, you know, sloppy thirds.

I missed her so much tonight.

[BECKA] I missed her laugh.

Yeah.

[BECKA] She loved this.

[BIBI] NO. [CHUCKLES]

♪ Doo-be da, doo-be da ♪


♪ Doo-be da, doo-be da ♪


♪ Doo-be da, doo-be da ♪


Eva.

♪ Doo-be da ♪


- [LAUGHS]
- ♪ Doo-be da ♪

♪ Hold onto love ♪


♪ That is what I do ♪


♪ Now that I've found you ♪


♪ And from above ♪


♪ Everything's stinking ♪


♪ They're not around you ♪


- I'm pregnant.
- [URSULA] What?

Are you kidding me?

Did you know?

Not long. Just a couple of days.

- Oh, my God. Oh. Sorry.
- Ow, careful. My boobs.

Sorry, but your world's going to implode
and explode in one glorious...

- I don't know what I'm gonna do yet.
- Oh. Okay. Okay.

[BECKA] Sorry.

It's okay.

♪ But I miss you when you're gone ♪


♪ That is what I do ♪


♪ Hey, baby ♪


♪ And it's going to carry on ♪


♪ That is what I knew ♪


♪ Hey, baby ♪


♪ Doo-be da, doo-be da ♪


♪ Doo-be da, doo-be da ♪


♪ Doo-be da ♪


- [URSULA] We've got the Biscotti?
- [BECKA] Yes.

Come on.
She'll hold every minute against us.

Let her.

Today is about keeping her sweet.

Don't rile her.

And don't mention the money, right?

[BIBI SIGHS]

What's with the bag?

It's my wet weather gear.

Geez. Sort yourself out, why don't you?

Which boat is it?

Who'd you borrow that off?

Michael Flatley?

I'd never sleep with Michael Flatley.

Where the hell is she?

Bla? Are you awake?

I made you granola.

I didn't make it. I put it in a bowl.

Can I come in? I'm coming in.

Bla?

Blanaid?

Blanaid?

[PHONE CHIMES]

Oh. [SIGHS]

Right. Now,
there is a sight for sore eyes.

Hi. [CHUCKLES]

Uh, just park your bike
round the back there.

[CHUCKLES]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[PHONE BUZZING]

[SIGHS]

Hey... [CHUCKLES]
...I was just thinking about you.

Ian, is, uh... is Bla with you?

[IAN] No. Is she not at school?

[EVA] No, I-I-I-I gave her the day off.

- Why?
- Why?

Because her... [STAMMERS]
her bloody mam just died.

Sorry. [SIGHS]

[IAN STAMMERS] When did you last see her?

Well... [SIGHS] Oh, sh*t. Last night.

- Think she's with Angelica?
- Yeah, but that's where my head went.

Uh, look, I... I gotta go.

I... I-I'll ca... [SIGHS]
I'll talk to you. [SIGHS]

[LINE RINGING]

Urs, is Angelica there yet?

'Cause Bla's not here.
She's not answering her phone.

- Not yet. No.
- Oh, my God.

Do you... You don't think that she's...

- [DOORBELL RINGING]
- [SIGHS] Oh, sh*t. Hang on.

[URSULA] Eva? I can't get
a proper signal out here.

Well, you don't think... [STAMMERS]
...that this whole ashes thing

- is all a ruse or something, do you?
- [RINGING CONTINUES]

Like, she's taken her or...
[MOUTHING WORD] f*ck.

[URSULA] Hello?

- Yeah? Yeah.
- Eva Garvey?

My name's Tina. I'm from social services.
I've been trying your phone.

[URSULA] I can't...
I can't hear you. I can't...

Um, I-I'll call you back, Urs.

- [STAMMERS] Social services?
- Yeah. Oh.

[CHUCKLES] I'm so...
Nearly flashed you there.

Um, can I come in?

Have a chat?

Can I just ask... [STAMMERS]
Did someone call you or...

This is just a standard welfare check.

Ah. Ah.

Um, can I... Uh, sorry, it was, um...

We had a party last night.
Well, not... not a party.

More a... like a family get-together.

A soiree. Uh, it's my birthday.

- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you. Fifty.

But I... I'm a... I'm a young 50. Um...

[STAMMERS] That... That's my, um...
That's my sisters'. [CHUCKLES]

That... I don't even drink anymore.
Thank God.

Not that it was ever a problem.

- Um... [SIGHS]
- Do you mind?

Uh, yeah. Sure.

That's just guest wine.

Uh...

What time is Blanaid home?

Ian Reilly's place was chaotic.
I'm telling you, sir.

He was looking for that money.

I just have a... kind of a f...

If you say the word hunch,
gut, or feel in the next sentence...

[STAMMERS] I just can't buy that
it was a plain old road collision.

I mean, even if we did spook her,

she wouldn't run
and leave the daughter behind.

And what about the 20,000 euro?
Where's that?

I reckon... I was thinking

and it's most probably somewhere
in her life, like her house.

My auntie was in an a*usive relationship,
and he was a real dirtbag.

Anyway, she would save any money she could

and hide it in an old Quality Street tin
behind the shed.

You know, for when she needed to run.

Her hen money, that's what she called it.

I'll look into it.

[LOFTUS SIGHS]

She better not be messing with us.

She better not refresh the charges.

Seriously,
which one of your friends owns this?

Mikey. [SIGHS]

Can't remember his last name.

Sounds made-up.

How'd he make his money?

[SIGHS] I'm not sure.

Drugs? [SIGHS]

No, g*ns.

[GATE CLOSES]

[SIGHS]

[GRUNTS, SIGHS]

Can you believe that wagon
called social services on me?

- [IAN] You don't know that she did.
- Yeah, I know it like I know my name.

Look, let's just find Bla first,
and then we'll deal with her after.

[SIGHS] Jesus Christ.

Look, I know you're worried sick,
but just try to stay calm.

[SIGHS] I can't.

I'll call you back.

[SIGHS]

That wagon turn up yet?

I can't find Bla anywhere.

Will you just call me back?

Blanaid.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

sh*t.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

Where are ya?

f*ck's sake.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[SIGHS]

[INHALES SHARPLY]

[MUTTERS]

[SIGHS]

Oy, do any of you know Blanaid Williams?

Is she the fresh orphan?

Yeah. Have you seen her today?

I wanna feel your hair on my ba*ls.

- [WHISTLES]
- [SIGHS] Oh, God.

- [IAN] Any joy?
- No, I can't...

I can't see her anywhere.
I'm gonna go to the cop shop.

Wait, look, it's too early for that, Eva.

She could be anywhere.
She might be down at the seafront.

She's not, okay?

She's not anywhere and I'm freaking out.

Angelica's done something to her
and I don't know what else to do.

So just c-call me if you hear anything.

There she is.

Permission to come aboard.

[GRUNTS, EXHALES SHARPLY]

This is gonna be a long day.

Christ.

Look, we don't have time for this, okay?
She's only 14 years old.

- She just lost her mam. I need someone...
- [LOFTUS] I'll take this, Sergeant.

Ms. Garvey, come with me.

This way.

Check out Kate Winslet.

[URSULA] I'm scared she's gonna
make us pray together.

Grow a fanny, Urs.

Yeah, grow a fanny, Urs.

Should be... [STAMMERS] ... here.

I feel Grace here.

[MOTORS WHIRRING]

[BIBI SIGHS]

Merciful God...

may Grace be relieved
of the burden of shame

she carried here on Earth.

Although she was betrayed
by those she loved...

she remained gracious till the end.

[CHUCKLES]

Oh, we pray too for beloved Blanaid,

may she find happiness.

Wou... Would you like to say a word?

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Grace...

fly free as a seagull.

No... No,

fly close to try and help us

make sense o-of a life without you.

We love you so much.

Amen.

Amen.

[COUGHING]

[BECKA] f*ck'S SAKE. [COUGHING]

Uh, would you like to scatter a few?

No, you knock yourself out.

[COUGHING CONTINUES]

[BIBI] Jesus Christ.

Right, let's just go home.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[EXCLAIMS, MUTTERS]

[EVA] Why do we need to talk about it?

We need Guards out there
looking for her now.

Eva, the wheels are in motion,
literally, okay?

The cars are out there.

Anything we can be doing, we are doing.

- Geez, you don't understand.
- I've got a 12-year-old at home myself.

- I know how tricky they can be.
- No, it's not about tricky, okay?

It's the... [BREATHES DEEPLY]
It's other stuff.

It's people I can't trust
that are around her.

You mean Ian Reilly?

What?

No... [BREATHES SHAKILY]
...I mean Angelica Collins.

I mean, thank you for today.

It was very healing, wasn't it?

Oh, yeah, praise the Lord.

I'm just wondering now whether I shouldn't
have brought my wee Blanaid along.

- She's not your wee Blanaid.
- She's our niece.

We've got her.

And yet it was to me
she came this morning.

She's with you?

You had Eva worried.

Grace wouldn't want you
anywhere near Blanaid.

Brainwashing her with your blood...

You just need to stay away from her, okay?

[ANGELICA] She came to me.

Angelica, she was...
she was stalking Grace, okay?

She's zoned in on Blanaid now.

She's got this room in her house
that she's all done up for her.

It's just... Something terrible's
gonna happen. I-I ca... I can feel it.

Like what?

She shouldn't be allowed around her.

I mean, are you even investigating her?

Well, I'm not being smart, but for what?

For being too intense?

No, for driving my sister to her death.

Are you saying you think
Angelica drove Grace off the road?

I'm not saying she literally drove her,
but she was wrangling money off her.

I mean, have you even found it yet?

[HOULIHAN] We asked you about the money
and what it was for.

[PHONE RINGING]

Oh, sh*t. [BREATHES SHAKILY] Ian.

[BREATHES SHAKILY] Oh, thank God.

Oh, Jesus Christ. [BREATHING DEEPLY] Okay.

Um, will... will you, uh...
will you put her on to me?

Well, where the hell was she?

Uh, okay. I'll see you at home.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Um, he... he... he found her.

He... [SIGHS]
Yeah, sorry about all the, um,

hysterical... I-I was...
I was panicked, I think.

So, yeah, sorry. Forget all that.

Forget Angelica?

Uh, yeah.

Um, I... I think I was
just crazed with panic and...

You know, it's my sister's daughter
and I lost her,

and also just hormones and, uh...

Um, but... [STAMMERS] ...thank you
for your time, and, um, sorry again.

Best wishes.

[LOFTUS SIGHS]

You ready?

Come on. Play nice.

Blanaid.

Where were you? Where were you?

Were you with her?

Bla. Bla, I need to know where you are!

So you chase around town,
asking questions, making a show of me?

Yeah, because I was worried about you.

Why? You're not my mam.

You're no one's mam.

[IAN] Bla!

[SIGHS]

[EVA SIGHS]

Look, all she did was go shopping
with some money Angelica gave her.

- She's embarrassed by the fuss.
- I don't care.

I care that she is sneaking around
behind our backs with her.

Fine, but you overreacted.

I mean, you all do it, all the Garveys.

- There's always bloody drama.
- How is this my fault now?

I'm not saying it's your fault.

- I'm just saying that you ne...
- It's too hard.

[CRYING] It's too hard. I can't do it.

[SNIFFLES, INHALES SHAKILY]
I can't... I can't do it.

- [EXHALES SHAKILY] Eva.
- I ca... [CRIES]

Eva, come here. Come.
Come here. [KISSES] I'm sorry.

- [CRIES, SNIFFLES]
- I'm sorry.

Yeah? I'm sorry. Look at me.

I'm sorry. [KISSES]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

Hey.

[EVA BREATHING HEAVILY]

[IAN SIGHS, INHALES DEEPLY]

Sorry.

[SIGHS]

[URSULA] Bibi, don't. Don't rise to her.

Do you know Grace was pro-choice?

Voted yes for marriage equality?

That's what she told you.

That girl needs someone to guide her.

And Eva is too busy making a play
for Grace's Ian to care about her.

- You're deluded.
- Well, she did it before. Why not again?

What the hell do you mean
she did it before?

She made a play for John Paul.

She did not make a play for JP.

He r*ped her.

[CHUCKLES]

He r*ped his wife's sister.

That is a very convenient tale.

Will you hold this a sec?

- I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you!
- No, Bibi!

- [CLAMORING]
- Whoa! Calm down!

Eva is playing a player.

I know a snake in the grass
when I see one,

that man is not to be trusted.

What are you talking about?

- I'm talking about...
- [SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

[WHIMPERS] What do we do?

Ursula, point to where she went over.

Do not take your eyes off that spot.

- Oh, where'd she go?
- Becka, call for help.

I can't see her. I can't see her.

Becka, downstairs! Now! Right now!

Call the coast guard from downstairs!

Ursula, keep your eyes on the water!

Hello? Hello? [PANTS]

- Hello? Oh, please.
- Oh, God.

What the hell just happened?

- Hello? Crap. Crap. [PANTING]
- [BIBI] Becka, look for a flare!

It'll be in a red box!

[GROANS]

Oh, f*ck you, Mikey.

- Christ's sake.
- [BECKA] sh*t. sh*t.

[PANTS]

Bibi, I see her.

- Bibi, she's... she's right there.
- [BIBI] Where? Where?

- Okay.
- Go! Go straight back!

- It's not a f*cking Volvo, Becka!
- Go! Go back!

She's right there!

We're going to lose her.

Becka, no! Absolutely not!

You're pregnant, you stupid b*tch!

- Becka! Come back!
- [BIBI] No, Becka!

[GASPS]

Bibi, do something!

[PANTING]

Angelica! [PANTING]

Becka!

Angelica!

Oh, sh*t!

It's not her.

It's not her!

[SIGHS]

[PANTING]

Angelica!

f*ck that wagon!

["DEEP WATER" PLAYING]