Six Days Seven Nights (1998)

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[SIREN WAILING]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Hey!

Aah.

Morning.
[PHONE RINGING]

Oh.

Thank you.
No, thank you.

Hello? Hi.

I'm across the street.

Who?

No. No, no, there's nothing
wrong with the ad layouts.

I checked them myself.

Marjorie just must've gotten
the months wrong again.

Yeah. Okay. Have you
talked to Laslo yet?

I don't care if he's upset.

Call Peter back and tell him

the fashion layouts
have to be four pages.

Not seven, not six,
not five. Four.

That's because
we changed photographers.

[MAN ON PHONE] You must be kidding.
I doubled-checked everything.

What's wrong
with the ad layouts?

What's wrong with
the ad layouts, Leo?

I'll tell you what's wrong.

Practically everything, because
they're the wrong ad layouts.

Marjorie, I have no idea...

Why am I standing here

looking at 30 pages
of wrong layouts, Leo?

I'll tell you why.
Because someone...

Leo... didn't do their job!

Okay, the copy on the cover
READS, "OFFICE LOVE AFFAIRS:"

"How to Get Him
and Your Raise."

Good.
Yeah?

[MAN] Okay, look at me.

[CAMERA LENS SHUTTERING] Good.
Come in a little closer.

Okay. Right here.

Great. Good.
I think we got it.

Carry on.
Papaya diet?

Big problem. They're talking
about changing the fruit.

[MARJORIE]
What type of fruit?

I don't know. They said
kiwi or something.

I don't like kiwi.
These came for you.

They're from Frank.

My goodness. He is so sweet.
He was in London.

Very exotic and expensive.
[PLEASANT SIGH]

"Can't wait to see you.
It's felt like an eternity."

How long's he been gone?

Two days.

Two days?

Yes. "Meet me here at 7:30."

Ooh, good choice.

"Bring doll?"

Doll. He does this kind
of thing all the time.

Hula dolls,
Polynesian restaurant.

Now just what are you up to?

It's all part of the surprise.
Thank you.

Surprise?
Uh-huh.

Sur... You're not breaking
up with me, are you?

No.

Okay. Are you sure?

Because 69% of all relationships
break up in restaurants.

We're not breaking up.

In fact, I want to increase
the romance in our lives.

You do?
Uh-huh.

First, close your eyes. Now?

Close them.
Okay.

Now remember all the times
you said we never go anywhere

and we're always working
and we never have any fun?

Well, yeah.
Well, open your eyes

and look where I'm taking you.

Um...

Come on.

Oh, you're kidding.

You and me in two weeks.

In two weeks?
I can't.

Oh-Oh, you can.

I can? Uh-huh. I cleared
it with Marjorie.

You did?
Oh, you're a sneak.

Yeah. Six days
and seven nights

on the secluded tropical
island paradise of Makatea.

Yeah. Yeah. We arrived
50 minutes late.

Oh, is that a problem?

No, no, that's fine.
Uh, I'll tell you what.

Why don't I go find the bags,

and you get to go
find the charter, okay?

I do? Yeah, I'll see
you in ten minutes.

All right. Okay.
Sweetie.

Love you.
Love you.

Uh, excuse me.

Aah!
You son of a b*tch!

You miserable piece of rat sh*t.

Could you help me? I'm looking
for Tropical Charters.

You going to Makatea?

Yes.

Well, we'll be ready
in 10, 20 minutes.

But this...
This isn't the plane?

What?

The plane.

Where's its mommy?

Oh.

Tropical's plane
is laid up in Fiji.

We're fillin' in. You're in luck.
I'm your pilot.

Uh...
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]

No. I can't...

No. I, um... I can't go in this.
It's, uh... It's broken.

No, it's not broken.
It's being maintained.

This is my plane.
Uh-huh.

This is the De Havilland Beaver.

This is one of the safest, most
reliable planes ever built.

Sweetie, there a problem?

Uh, yes.

He, um... He seems to think we're
gonna go in this old thing.

What?
Uh, I think...

I think we could find another charter.
Don't you?

You won't find one. There's a
boat leaves from the port.

It takes three days.

Honey. Frank.

All right, all right.

Sweetie, I'm sure the
plane is perfectly safe.

And I'm sure the pilot
is a trained professional.

He is the pilot.

He...

Well, if you're goin',
it'll be 20, 30 minutes.

Gotta get some oil.

Oil. He's gonna
get some oil now?

Need help with this luggage?
No. No, we're good.

All right, everybody tied down?

Listen, are these
really necessary?

Only if we crash.

Hi. [QUINN] Everybody,
this is Angelica,

our flight service director.

Hello.
Thank you. Hi.

Sorry. Excuse me.
Ooh.

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
[CHUCKLES]

Ooh.

Hey, baby.

Hello. Are you guys
going to Makatea?

We hope.
Oh, you'll love it.

Are you from the States?

Yes. I lived there
for a while too.

It's very fun.

Hey, Quinn, look.
Look what I got.

Check it out.
What's that, baby?

It's a bathing suit, silly.

[LAUGHING]

I thought it was an eye patch.

Welcome to Makatea.

Here we are. Thanks for
flying Harris Freight,

where frequent flyers
earn bonus points good

for valuable merchandise.

Hey, you're not trying to steal
my vest, are you? [CHUCKLES]

Martin? Miss Monroe?
[BOTH] Yes.

Welcome to Hanaiti.
[BOTH] Thank you.

I'm Phillip St. Claire,
the general manager.

[BOTH] Hi.

Can we have the reservation for Mr.
Martin?

Oh!

Oh, this is beautiful!

Wow!

Wow!

Okay. All right, we're never leaving.
[SIGHS]

Yes.
[LAUGHS]

I want this to be the most
unforgettable vacation of our lives.

[♪ SLOW]

Havin' a good time?

Oh, honey,
I'm havin' a great time.

Hey, you know what today is?

What?

It's our anniversary.

We have an anniversary?

Yeah, unofficially.

Three years ago today,
we first met.

Today?

Today. You don't remember?
We fought over a cab.

Oh, I called you
a jerk. Yes. Yes.

Oh, great, that you remember.

Sorry.
That's okay.

It was all part
of love's odyssey.

Odyssey?
Mm-hmm.

If I asked, "Would you wear something
special for me tonight..."

What'd you have in mind?

This.

[GASPS]

Will you marry me?

[♪ CALYPSO]

♪ The Calypsonians ♪

♪ Were all gathered together ♪

♪ Singin' such a mournful tune ♪

♪ I don't know if it was ♪
♪ In the summertime ♪

♪ It could be the month ♪
♪ Of May or June ♪

[LAUGHS]

I'll be back in a second, okay?

All right.

♪ Over lovin' Over, over, over ♪

♪ Over lovin' you ♪

[BELCHES]

I always thought this was a
beautiful island, [GASPS]

But with you here,
it is even more beautiful.

[SCOFFS] How long have
you been on Makatea?

You're kidding, right?

No.

You brought me here...
Today.

Five hours ago?

Oh. So much has
happened since then...

[CHAIR BREAKS]
Oh! Oops. Oopsy.

Wow.

There you go.

I slipped.
Yeah.

So where is your, uh, copilot?

Oh, she's busy
with the tourists.

Well, that sounds
like you don't like us.

Oh, no. Never bite the hand
that feeds, uh, your mouth.

[LAUGHS]
Whatever.

Besides, you know, they're... They're
good for a laugh. [CHUCKLES]

You're a big laugher, are you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.
Mm-hmm.

They come here looking
for "the magic,"

expecting to find romance

when they can't find it
any other place.

Maybe they will.
[SCOFFS]

It's an island, babe.

If you don't bring it here,
you won't find it here.

Oh, heavy.
Pilot and philosopher.

Let me buy you a drink.

Hey, I'm here with somebody.

You remember him?
He came in with me.

[GROANS]

I meant both of you.

No, you didn't.

You're from New York,
aren't you?

Hey, is everything okay?

Well, hi.
Nice to see you again.

Yeah, you too.

Let me buy you a drink.

Oh, that's very...

Let's go.

Oh, but we're leaving.
And so...

Well, maybe some other time...
Ta-ta.

I'll buy you a drink.

Okay. Bye.

Was he bothering you?
Oh, no.

Was he hitting on you?

From over there, it looked
like he was hitting on you.

Maybe a little...

He was? Do you want me
to do something about it?

Like what?

Hey, I don't go to the gym every
day just to watch old guys shower.

You know, I will...

Really? Really?

[FRANK] Well done, ocean.
Well done, sky.

[MISS MONROE]
Well done, mai tais.

[CHUCKLES]

Well done,
silicone. Oh, my.

Hey.
Ow. [CHUCKLES]

Hey, I'm... I'm getting
a little toasty here.

You want me to put some
cream on you, honey?

You'd do that for me?
You'd cream me up?

[LAUGHS] Only for you.
Where is it?

Excuse me. Miss Monroe?
You have a phone call.

I do?

You could take it at the bar.

What... Who would
be calling you here?

I have no idea.
I'll be back.

Could I get two mai tais, please?
Yes, ma'am.

Thank you. Hello?

Look, I know you're on vacation,
but this is a dire emergency.

Oh, no.

The photo sh**t's on,

but it's an availability
nightmare.

Vendela and Evander Holyfield only
have a mutual 17-hour window.

If we don't get them now, nobody's
available for four months

and we lose them
for the May cover.

There's gotta be somebody closer
whose life you can screw up.

That's the ironic thing,
dear. There's not.

Vendela's in Sydney.
Evander's in Osaka.

I threw Taylor on a plane
this morning to Papeete.

Tahiti?
Yes.

They're all coming to you.

All you have to do
is fly back to Tahiti,

baby-sit the sh**t,
fly back out.

Fifteen hours at the most.

Look, this is complicated.

Uh...

Frank proposed to me last night.

Oh, my God! This is so exciting!
Sweetie, I'm so happy for you!

Well, I'm glad, but the point is

what kind of message
am I sending to Frank

if the day after our betrothal,

I'm leaving him to go
on some photo sh**t?

An excellent message.

This is the perfect opportunity
to establish parameters.

Oh, God.

I read somewhere
that 38.6% of all women

are pressured into quitting their
jobs in the first year of marriage.

Marjorie, you read that in our
magazine, and we made it up.

Oh, please, Robin, please.
Please, please, Robin. Please.

Deal.

Oh, good! Do you have
a way back to Tahiti?

Oh, yeah. I can...

[GROANS]

[MOANING]
[PATTING]

Feels good? Yeah?

[MOANING CONTINUES]

[MASSAGING CONTINUES]

[MOANS LOUDLY]

Don't move a muscle.

Lay down. Stay.

[MOANS]

Hi.
Oh, hi.

I'm looking for...

Quinny, it's for you.

Hi there.
Ohh.

I'm really sorry to interrupt you.
I sort of have an emergency.

Emergency?
What's goin' on?

Well, my boss called me,

and she wants me
to go to Tahiti tonight.

Well, I'm, uh, sort of
on my layover here.

Right. Would $500
cut your layover short?

Um...

Baby, wanna go to Papeete?

I can't. I have a show tonight.
Tuesday is Tamure night.

Uh, it's Tamure night.
My hands are tied.

Oh. That's for later.

[CHUCKLES]

You know, I'm stuck. I...
This is really important.

You'd be doing me a tremendous favor.
How would $700 be?

Okay.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Great. I'll meet
you at the plane,

and give me an hour.

Great! Thank you.

Honey, it's a known fact
that 38.6% of all women

are pressured into quitting their
jobs the first year of marriage.

That was in your magazine.
You probably made it up.

If you had to work,
I would understand.

That's because you're not
as romantic as I am.

Aw.

So come with me.

No.
How come?

Because if I go with you, I'll
resent the fact that I'm there.

If I stay here, I'll miss
you, but you'll feel guilty.

I like that better.

Come on.
It's only for one night.

Hubby.

Say that again.

What, hubby?

I like that.
Say it.

Hubby.

Ready to go.

Is it safe to fly?

It is with me.

Oh, you're that good, huh?

I'm the best
you've ever been with.

I'm not sure
I trust your equipment.

We may be old, but we're sturdy.

Mm-hmm.

What's all this?

Hotel overstocks,
local trinkets.

I was gonna fly 'em
to Tahiti tomorrow,

but with your job,
I got a twofer.

[CHUCKLES]
How handy for you.

Excuse me. I just wanna keep
this from flying at you.

There we go.

Do you have my, uh, money?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

It's all there.

I trust you.

So what kind of work do you
do back there in New York?

I'm an assistant editor
for a magazine called Dazzle.

Dazzle?
Yeah.

Never heard of that one.

You're not exactly the
demographic we sh**t for.

[CHUCKLES]

Uh, this is it.

Dazzle.

"YOUR DERRIERE: Five Exercises
to Tame the Beast."

"Ten Ways
to Light His Fire."

For Pete's sake.
[THUNDERCLAP]

Ten ways to light his fire.

You know how a woman
gets a man excited?

How?

She shows up, and that's it.
We're guys. We're easy.

Of course, for that you can't
charge six bucks an issue, can you?

[THUNDERCLAP]

Does that advice
come with the 700

or do I need to pay extra for that?
[RAIN FALLING]

It's on the house.

Thanks.

[♪ NATIVE DRUMS]

Um, island flight watch,
Beaver 0318.

We are 3,500
on a heading of 110.

Looking for a weather update,
please, along our route of flight.

[RADIO STATIC]

[MAN'S VOICE BREAKING UP]
Be advised...

...southwesterly...

Say again.

[STATIC CONTINUES]

[TURNS RADIO OFF]

I'm sorry. This weather came up
quicker than anybody anticipated.

We're gonna have
to turn back to Makatea.

It's just not worth the risk.

Uh, all right.

A line of squalls
has got us boxed in.

Tighten up your seat belt.
It's gonna get bumpy.

[LOUD BANG]
Wha...

Uh...

You don't... You don't mind if I
just come sit up here with you?

Aah!

Get your seat belt on.

What are those?
Uh, Xanax.

My doctor prescribed them
for situations of tension.

I think this qualifies.

Give me a couple.
You just drive.

[THUNDERCLAPS]

What are you taking now?

Xanax.

[SLURRED] My doctor prescribed
them for situations of "sension."

Give me those.

[GASPS] Whoo!

Hey!

That was close, huh?

Whoo!

[STATIC HUMMING]

That was more than close.
That hit us.

Fried the radios.

Oh, no.
That's bad, huh?

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Beaver 0318.

We're unable
to maintain altitude.

Can anybody hear this?

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

Attention Kmart shoppers!

Snow shovels
are on sale for 12.99.

Put that down! I'm unable
to maintain altitude.

[HUMMING] ♪ Forty miles, ♪
♪ south-southeast of Makatea. ♪

♪ Mayday, Mayday, Mayday ♪

How many of those
things did you take?

Um...

You know, I just don't know.

Look.
What?

We're in trouble here. I want
you to sit back, be quiet,

keep your seat belt tight and let me
fly this thing. [TIGHTENS SEAT BELT]

Yes, sir.

There's an island down there.

I can see a beach.
I'm gonna set us down.

Okeydokey.

[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

[GASPS]

Rock on the beach!

There's a rock on the beach!
Son of a b*tch!

(APPLAUDING)

Blah. [GASPS]

[GROANS]

Good morning.

Could you get me
a cup of coffee?

Oh, sure. I'll get
right on it, ma'am.

Oh, God. What...

Where are we?

Here.

Where? Where?

Somewhere between
Makatea and Tahiti.

That's... That's the
best I can do for you.

Whoa!

What happened?

It crumpled the landing
gear when we hit.

Well, aren't you gonna fix it?

I mean, can't we... Can't
we reattach it somehow?

Oh, sure. We'll, like, glue it back on.
How's that?

Aren't you one of those guys?

What guys?

Those guy guys. You know,
those guys with skills.

Skills?
Yeah.

You send them out
into the wilderness

with a pocket knife
and a Q-Tip

and they build you
a shopping mall.

You can't do that?

No. No, I can't do that.

But I can do this.

[MOUTH POPS]
Does that help?

I can get us out of here.

Oh, good.
Yeah.

Hey. Right? Huh?

Phone, huh?
[LAUGHS]

I'm gonna get us out of here...

[DIALING]

Pronto.

Come on, phone.

[GROANS]

So, what are we,
like, shipwrecked?

How do you want it?

Excuse me?

Do you want it sugarcoated
or right between the eyes?

You pick.

We've only got one wheel,
so we can't take off.

Lightning fried the radio and the
emergency location transmitter.

Air-Sea will
probably try a rescue,

but without a beacon to hone in,

it's like trying to find a
flea on an elephant's a*s.

The only thing we've got is

this flare g*n
and a single flare.

Is it too late
to get it sugarcoated?

That was sugarcoated.

Well, then, what's the bad news?

The bad news is we may
be here for a long time.

You and me,

for a long, long,

long, long, long, long time.

Well, I want my $700 back.

What?
You heard me.

My $700, I want it back.

You said you were gonna take me to Tahiti.
You didn't.

Give it back.

Come on.

One, two,

three...

[GASPS]

I figure I got you halfway.

Halfway? Halfway?

Halfway!
Halfway? Whoo!

Halfway! Oh, boy,
you're good!

Whoo!

You got me halfway!
That's fantastic!

Wha... What are you doin'? Hey, hey!
Get away from my plane!

g*dd*mn it, get out of there!

I'm gonna do something.

Hey, leave that stuff alone!
You shut up.

Come on now. Get out of there.
What do you think you're doin'?

Leave my stuff al...
Hey, hey. Come on!

What's this?
It's a boat.

It's a life raft.

We can use that to
get off the island.

Where are you gonna go?

You don't even know where you are.
Last thing you wanna do is

go bouncin' around the ocean
in an eight-foot blow-up boat.

Don't tell me what I want!

Give that to me.
Give it!

Hey, don't pull on that!
Leave it alone!

[AIR HISSING]

Wait! Wait!
Get me out... No!

[MUFFLED GROAN]

[PANTING]

Get me out of here.

Get me...
Get me out of here!

[GROANING]

You gonna stop acting
like a lunatic?

f*ck you!

Pardon me?
What'd you say?

(GROANING)

That's what I thought you said.

[♪ ISLAND]

Yeah.

Mr. Martin?
Hmm?

There's a telephone call
for Miss Monroe.

Oh. I'll take it.

Hello? Hello?

Uh, this is Frank Martin.
Who is...

Oh, hi, Marjorie.
It's Frank.

No, she...
She left yesterday.

What?

Mary, it's Phillippe at Makatea.

Quinn flew a lady
back to you last night.

Can you look if De Havilland
is at the gate? No, I'll wait.

I ran into Tony. He said that
Quinny didn't make Tahiti.

Hold on, Angelica. We
don't know anything yet.

Yes, Mary, right here.

Ahhh.

Bon. Get Air-Sea Rescue,
Mary, and call me back.

Oh, my God.
Oh, no.

Come on. You wanna drink
water, you gotta haul water.

Let's go.

What are you lookin' at?
Nothin'.

Somethin'.
Nothin'.

Oh, don't give me that.
You were ogling.

"Ogling"?
Yeah.

Ogling? Let me ask you something.
What?

When you go into a store
to buy something like that,

what do you say to the clerk,

"Give me that outfit
so nobody will look at me?"

No, I like people
looking, just not you.

If it makes you feel any
better, you're not my type.

Oh, good.

Why?
"Why"?

Yeah. I'm making
conversation. Why?

You talk too much.
You're opinionated.

You're stubborn,
sarcastic and stuck-up.

Your a*s is too narrow,

and your t*ts are too small.

Hey, you wanna know
why you're not my type?

Nope.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]
Bonjour.

Bonjour.
Parlez vous...

I'm American.
Oh, thank God.

Tom Morrow.
I'll take you up.

Frank. Listen.
So how do we find 'em?

We're gonna fly over the water
and look out the window.

Wha... Whoa, whoa,
whoa. That's it?

What about
the modern technology?

Don't you have
satellites, lasers...

Mr. Martin,
just take your seat.

...heat-seeking kind of...

I'm Ricky. Yeah, great.
I'm Frank.

Listen, money is no
object, all right?

Yeah. Just get in.

Try breathing very deeply.
I find that helpful.

[INHALING, EXHALING DEEPLY]

If they went into the water,
it's only been 12 hours.

It's a good chance
we'll find 'em.

[FRANK] Okay.

Hey, Bwana, why don't you
let me lead for a while?

Okay. This'll be interesting.

Ohh.

Now there. You see?
I found it.

Come on, Quinny.

[GROANS]

Oh, my...

Oh, it's beautiful.

[SNORTING]

Quinn, this is...
[GASPS]

[SHOUTING]

Ooh! Oooh!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
Hold on. Whoa!

What are you doin'?

What the hell's that?

It's a pig. What are you worried about?
[SNORTING]

He's more afraid of
us than we... Watch.

Ha! Go on. Go on.
Go on! Get out of here.

h*-ha! Ha.

[GASPS]

Come on. Come on.
[SNORTING]

Whoa.

Come on.
[GROWLS]

Hey, Quinn.

Huh? What?

What?

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but

I'm having a bit of a problem.

What's the problem?

Some sort of creature
has just swum up my pants.

I'm guessin'...
I'm guessin' a snake.

Oh.

That's bad.

So, uh, what do I do?

I mean, I could
reach down and grab it.

No. That... That could be risky.
Might be poisonous.

Well, right.
But on the other hand,

if it's poisonous
and will bite me,

do I want to allow it to continue
to swim around in my shorts?

All good questions.

Would you just
give me some advice?

Just advice, input,
anything. Give it to me.

I'm very open at this
particular juncture, all right?

Just stand still.
Still.

Stand still.

What are you doing?

Relax.
Right.

[GROANS]

Oh, God.

Oh, no.
What?

Not good.
What? Wha...

[STAMMERING]

Shh. I'm trying
to concentrate here.

Okay. Okay.

Now, let's see.

[GROANS]

Better not catch you smiling.

Ooo-ooo.

[SCREAMING]

[SIGHS]

Thanks.

Well, I'm not without skills.

[WHISTLING]

Whoa.

You goin' on a date?

Do you like it?

Why the fashion statement?

Goin' huntin'.

Ooh, for what?

No.

You wouldn't.

They are magnificent creatures.

And I hear they taste
just like chicken.

Chicken?

[HUMMING]

Hey.

Maybe I should have a taste.

You know, just in case somebody asks me
someday, "Have you ever had peacock?"

I can say, "Yes, I have."

You won't regret it.

Okay, perfect.

Whoo! Ah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

Mmm. Wow!

Chicken.
Okay, chicken.

[CHUCKLES]

Have you always been a pilot?

All my grownup life.

Like doing what?

All kinds of flying.
Mm-hmm.

I had my own
very successful business.

What happened?

Well,

I found a better way
of life, that's all.

Like what?

Came out here,

got a nice little house on
a beautiful beach. Mm-hmm.

Got my plane.

Uh-uh.

Doing what I want to do.

Got peace and quiet.

Livin' the life
every man dreams of.

Well, yeah, until they're 12.

[CHUCKLES]

I'm sorry.
That was out of line.

No.
I'm just...

I'm just cranky, you know,
from being shipwrecked.

[CHUCKLES]

[HUMMING]

Look at that sky.

You don't see a sky like
that in New York City.

No, that's a good sky.

Whoa.

All right.
Sorry.

[CHUCKLING]

I'm just a little tipsy.

Good night.

Good night.

Suave.

Really suave.

[PLANE ENGINE DRONING OVERHEAD]

Oh, my God.
It's a plane.

Oh.

A plane. What do... Uh, a flare.
We need the flare.

Uh, Quinn?

Quinn?
Uh, get up!

There's a plane!

Okay.

[GRUNTS]

Flare! Okay.

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

Hey, baby.
Oh, no.

Oh, boy.

[GROANS]
Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh. Uh-oh.

Oh, no. Oh, nuts.
[FIRE CRACKLING]

[GASPS, STAMMERS]

What's...

[MOANS]

What the hell did you do?
What the...

You... You wasted our only g*dd*mn
flare to sh**t a damn palm tree?

I wouldn't have shot the g*dd*mn
tree if you hadn't rolled into me.

I was trying to signal
the g*dd*mn plane.

What...
What g*dd*mn plane?

That g*dd*mn plane.

That g*dd*mn plane?
Yeah.

That's a commercial airliner.

It's five miles high
goin' 600 miles an hour.

They wouldn't see
a nuclear expl*si*n

if they were lookin' for
it, much less a flare!

How was I supposed to know that?

If you hadn't drunken
yourself into a coma,

maybe you could
have told me that.

You know what you've done?

You know what you've done? What?

You've taken our one good chance
of being found and blown it!

How dare you blame this on me.

If you were half a pilot, we
would not be on this island!

I'm the best g*dd*mn pilot
you're ever gonna meet! Ha!

I've flown with you twice.
You've crashed half the time!

And there is nothing
wrong with my t*ts!

There's so much water.

Don't worry.

Wherever they are, Quinny is going to
take good care of your girlfriend.

What do you mean by that?

Come on. Let's pick
up the pace a little.

I wanna get to the top
before dark.

[GASPS]

[LOUD RUMBLING]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMING]

g*dd*mn!

I've had just about as much
vacation as I can stand.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

Stop. Stop.
Stop?

Stop! Stop.
What?

What?

[YELPS]

We better find the beacon.

This way.

[GRUNTS]

[ROBIN] That beacon
better be up there.

[QUINN] Look. The storm blew
us southwest 40 minutes.

A good chance this is Tamitange.

[ROBIN] Ah, Tamitange. Well,
that explains everything.

[QUINN] There's a radio navigation
beacon on top of Tamitange.

We find it. We shut it down.

They come out and fix it.
We're rescued.

[ROBIN] It took them two
years to fix the streetlight

outside my apartment.

Wow, this is beautiful, huh?

[SIGHS]

So where's the beacon?

Huh?

Uh...

Oh, let me see.

It's this one?
Tamitange,

the one with the funny-shaped
peninsula to the north.

Yeah.

Well, that...
That's north, right?

Right?
Yeah.

There's no peninsula.

Who stole the peninsula?
[CHUCKLES]

No.

This isn't Tamitange?

Um...

Uh...

So there is no beacon
that we're gonna turn off

and they're gonna
come fix it and find us?

Um...

Well, we could be, um...

[SIGHS]

We could be
further to the south.

[SIGHS]
This could be Mata Nui.

Mata Nui?

And what's on Mata Nui?

Us.

What? Wait, wait.

What are you doin'?

Son of a b*tch!

[ANGRY MUTTERING]

[MUTTERING STOPS]

Uh, please don't do that again.

I just want one
g*dd*mn thing to go right.

Oh, God.

I know. Come on.

Ever since we've been here,
you've been so confident.

You have all the answers.

Well, I'm the captain.
That's my job.

It's no good for me to go

waving my arms
in the air and screaming,

"Oh, sh*t!
We're gonna die!"

[SIGHS]

Doesn't evoke much
confidence, does it?

No, no, that does not.

I need you to be
my confident captain.

I can't tell you how difficult
this is gonna be for me

if you lose it.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm all right now.

Good, good. Good.

[EXHALES]

Quinn. Quinn.

What? What?

What do you need?
Hey. Come on.

Get out of that.
What do you want?

[WHISPERING] Look, look, look!
Come here. Oh, yes.

It's a boat.

Looks like they're
puttin' into that cove.

Yeah, well,
how do we signal 'em?

A flare'd be nice.

Don't start. Come on.
What do we do?

How do we get down there?

We go down the mountain... Yeah.

Up the mountain,
down the mountain.

We get to our life raft...
Uh-huh.

...and hope they'll still
be there in the morning.

Come on.

[GRUNTING, GROANING]

Oh, God.

[GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY]

Come on.
I'll take over.

Oh, God. Thanks.

So what's the deal
with you and, um...

Mm.

Angelica.
Yeah.

There's no deal.
We're friends.

She works at the hotel
a couple of months a year.

We have some laughs,
keep it simple.

Well, has it always been simple,

or has there ever been
anyone complicated?

That's a yes. Yes?

How complicated?
Let's go from one to ten.

Twelve.

Twelve? God,
what happened?

Well, tragically,
she, uh, she...

Died?
Oh, my God, I'm so...

No, she didn't die. Why... Oh.

You gonna let me
tell the story or what?

I'm sorry.
Sure. Tell it.

She, uh...

...fell in love
with somebody else.

Not just somebody else.
My best friend.

My partner. The guy
I was in business with.

God. What did you do?

Well, I bowed out,
gave 'em my blessing.

Are they still together?

No. [LAUGHS]
They broke up.

Uh.

Not before I sold 'em
my half of the business.

I came out here, got my
plane, never looked back.

Best thing that
ever happened to me.

There are two boats.

What? Two boats?

Two boats. Ah!

[CHUCKLES] Look. God,
this is great, huh?

Hello!

[ROBIN]
Hello!

Whoo!

Sit down!
We gotta get outta here!

Why? Why? We gotta
get outta here.

What? "Get out of here"?
What are you talking about?

sh*t. sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

Oh, my God.

Uh, who are they?

Pirates.

Pirates, as in "argh"?

[MUMBLING]
Smugglers. Thieves.

They rob boats.

"Rob... Rob boats"?
They just k*lled a guy.

They could k*ll us, too,
just for bein' here.

Just for seein' 'em.
What?

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[MEN SHOUTING]

He just saw me.

We got company.

[GASPING]

[ROBIN] Oh.

[MAN] Out, out, out.

[ROBIN] Ohh. Oh, no.

They just lowered a boat.

What kind of a boat?

A motorboat.

sh*t! sh*t.

[MAN SHOUTING]
Whoo-hoo!

Let's go.
Move 'em out.

Oh, God!
Row faster!

Go, go, go!
[SHRIEKING]

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH PANTING]

I can't!

Yes, you can.

[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

What? What?

Go.
Where? Why?

[GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLING]

Uh!

God!

[SCREAMING]

Don't!

Let's not make this difficult.

Ah!

That was a very
stupid thing to do.

Now I'm gonna have to k*ll you.

[c*ck g*n]
Say good-bye.

We've got gold.

Up.

Gold?
Gold.

Yeah. We've got gold.
I'm a jewelry designer.

I design jewelry with
gold and precious stones.

Precious stones like, um...

I have sold to all
the finest stores,

and, um, we've got display
cases on the boat

because we're expanding the
business in the Far East...

But that's my husband's end
of the business.

'Cause I'm in marketing.
I'm...

Whiz.
You're a whiz.

[EXHALES]

[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Take us to the boat.

[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Hey! Hey!

Come on.

[ROBIN SCREAMS]

Oh, my God.
Now what?

[PANTING]

We go on three.
Oh.

One, two...

I can't! You go.
Save yourself.

I'm sorry.
For kissing me?

No. For this.

[SCREAMING]

[FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

Damn! Damn.

You know how some people say

you don't know what you
had until you lose it?

Mm.

It's a load of crap.

I knew what
I had. I...

God, I loved her...
Love her. Love her.

Not to insult you, but I don't think
men know what love is. I mean...

I do.
Yeah?

I do.
Well, guys...

They tell me they
love me all the time.

Well, I'm sure at least
some of them mean it.

No, they don't.

[GASPING]

Do you think they gave up?

I don't know. We shouldn't
go back to the camp.

The plane's too easy to spot.

I am so scared.

If it makes you feel any better,
I'm a little scared myself.

Uh, no. No, that does not
make me feel better.

I thought that's
what women wanted.

What?

Men who weren't afraid to cry, who were
in touch with their feminine side.

No, not when they're being chased by
pirates. They like 'em mean and armed.

Whoa.

This is not a good
island for airplanes.

It's a Japanese
World w*r II float plane.

It's been up there for 50 years.

Jesus.

You don't think there's
any way that you could...

Nah. Nah.

This looks like a safe
place to spend the night.

I'm gonna see if there's
anything I can use up there.

♪ [SOFT REGGAE]

Hi.

Hey.

This is me here.

Whoo!

We gotta meet them
at 6:00 A.M.

They're gonna widen the search.

I may be too drunk
to wake up at 6:00 A.M.

I know how...

Are you sure you're okay?
You're... You're fine?

Yeah, I'm...
[CHUCKLES]

I'm just going to take a
shower and get into bed.

Are you okay?

I'm good. Yeah.

I mean, do you want
to stay here tonight?

Stay?

Yeah. With me?

I mean, you probably think I'm
being slutty or something,

but I'm feeling bad
and you're feeling bad

and I'd really like
for you to stay.

I just don't...
Yeah. Sure. Why not?

Yeah?
No, no, I can't.

I mean, I'm still
clinging to hope.

And if I... I mean, if we...
You know...

Holy...

No.

No?

No. I...

Mm. Are you sure?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, I seem
to be leaving the room.

[FIRE CRACKLING]

Breadfruit.

It's not bread.

It's not fruit.

I wanna kiss you.

I really liked kissing you.

I liked kissing you.

But?

But if I start, I'm not
gonna be able to stop.

Sounds good. Doesn't it? [SIGHS]

I, oh, can't.

We should get some sleep.

Hmm.

Come here.

[SIGHS]

This feels good

and safe.

It feels good and safe.

[SAWING]

[GASPING, PANTING]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING]

Good morning.

What are you doing?

I got a plan.
Good.

Anything I can do to help?

Yeah.

[ANGELICA] Yeah. Just a second.
[DOG BARKING]

What is it?
What's wrong?

Angelica, the helicopter
is going up in 20 minutes.

If you're going, vite, huh?
Twenty min...

Oh, geez, I didn't realize it was...
Okay. Thank you, Phillippe.

Tell them I'm on my way, okay?

Oh.

[SPANISH]

The helicopter's
going up in 20 minutes.

Oh, God, what did...
What did I do?

And how many times did I do it?

Are you okay?
Huh?

No, no, this was wrong.
This was all wrong.

Excuse me.
How could you say that?

No. I mean, everything
you did was very right.

But what I did was wrong.
This is wrong.

[GROANS]

No, no.

It's just we are going
through a terrible ordeal.

It's like,
when after a funeral...

Yeah?
Everybody has sex.

Not everybody.

No?

No.
Oh.

What?

Nothin'.

You know that woman
I was telling you about?

The heartbreaker?

She was my wife.

Oh.

Twelve years.

Do you have any kids?

No, we didn't have
any kids, thank God.

But I always wanted kids.
Bunches of them.

Really?
There's still time.

[CHUCKLING]

Look. Come on.
How old are you?

Well, what do...

How old do you think I am?

Hmm.

Let me think.

Guess.

Forty-five?

Forty-eight?

Fifty. You 50?

You still look good.

I still am good.

Let's get these apart. We gotta
take 'em down one by one.

You first.

Careful.

[GRUNTING, GASPING]

[GASPING]

You all right?

I'm fine.

Okay, your turn.

Eeew.

Mmm, mmm.

How can I eat?
I'm scum. I'm garbage.

This experience has tested me

and has revealed
no character whatsoever.

Stop beating yourself up. You're a guy.
You can't help it.

Mr. Martin,
forgive me.

I just heard they decided
to call off the search.

I'm sorry.

But that's it?
Wh...

Okay!

It's working!

Keep comin'.

Push.

[PANTING]

Ready?
All right.

Put her down.

[g*nf*re]

Oh, sh*t.

Look!
Oh.

[SCREAMING]

Get out of here.

Too far back to the right.

[YELLING, COUGHING]

[GASPING]

Oh, God.
Are you okay?

Aah!

Oh!
[GROANING]

Oh, you're hit!

It's not bad.

It's not bad. [GRUNTS] Oh!

Come on! Come on!

[GROANING]

I'm in! I'm in!
Get in the plane! Hurry!

Hurry.

Hurry, hurry up!

Hurry.

Okay. Come on.
Come on.

Fire!

Damn!
Get out of my way!

Reload!

[SHOUTING]

[BOTH SHOUTING]

Take off!

Take off!

[GRUNTING]

[GASPING]
We're gonna hit 'em.

We're gonna hit 'em!

Give me a hand.
Pull!

Pull, pull. Pull!

Let's do it.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[MAN] Hit the...

[ALL SHOUTING]

Come on. Come on.
Stay with me here.

Stay with me.
You're doin' great.

Come on.

Look, I should tell you
a few things about airplanes.

Why is that?

'Cause I may not be conscious when
it comes time to land this thing.

Take the controls. I want you
to get a feel for the yoke.

You're serious, aren't you?

I got it.
Okay.

Okay.
Okay, sw... Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Small corrections.

Sorry.
Small corrections.

[WHISPERING] Small.
Just look at the horizon.

When we get there,
you're gonna line up

about a hundred feet
out from the beach.

[WHISPERING] A hundred
feet out from the beach.

[DIRGE]

[STOPS]

[PRIEST SHOUTING
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

We are here today
to honor two fine people:

Miss Robin Monroe
and an old friend, Mr...

[CRYING]

Father, please forgive
me, for I have sinned.

I've been bad, very bad.

Oh, God. Quinn?

Quinn, don't make me
do this alone.

Please, Quinn,
don't make me do this alone.

sh*t.

I would say a few words about
our friend, Quinn Harris.

[AIRPLANE APPROACHING]
He was the kind of man who...

It's Quinny! It's Quinny! Look!

All right.
Lined up with the beach.

Uh, throttle to 65 knots.

What the hell's a knot?

It's Quinny!
Look!

[WOMAN] Oh!

Oh! Thank... Thank you, God!

Uh, flaps. Flaps, flaps.

Okay. All right.

Nose slightly elevated
for landing. Here we go.

And, help me, God.

[SCREAMING]

Oh, my God!

I'm coming, sweetie!

[ALL TALKING]

[MAN] Hurry! Hurry!

Oh. Quinn.

Quinn. Quinn, Quinn!

Oh. Hey.

We did it.

[FRANK] I'm coming, Robin!

Sweetie, hold...
[GRUNTS]

Robin.

Oh, my God, you're alive.
Hey, Frank.

You're hurt. You're hurt.

No, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.

He needs a doctor.
Get him... Get him a doctor.

A doctor!
We need a doctor!

Come on.
Come on, sweetie.

Quinny, are you okay, baby?

[MAN] Can you move your leg?

Be careful.
Are you okay, baby?

Be careful. [MAN]
Steady, steady, steady.

[FRANK]
They brought the tea.

Oh, great.

Do you want some,
honey, sweetie?

Sure.

The guy said
the hotel's offered us

a month's free stay
anytime we want.

Oh.

They're probably afraid
I'm gonna sue them.

[CHUCKLING]

How are you feeling?
Are you all right?

Oh, yeah.
I'm just, you know, tired.

Ooh. Ah.

There we go.
[CLATTERS]

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I didn't get much sleep.

[SIGHS]

Frank. Come here.
Come here.

Sit down.

It was terrible.

I mean...

I think deep down, I... I never
expected to see you again.

You know? I was...
I was lost.

I was...

We're just people, you know?
You know, Robin?

We're not perfect. I mean,
under that kind of pressure...

I mean,
people do things, you know?

I mean, you don't
know right and wrong.

You're cra... You're nuts.
You know, you...

[CHATTERING]

Hi.

Hi.

Keeping busy?

Yeah.

How are you?

Good. Good, thanks.

This is not so bad.
How 'bout you, your...

It's fine.
Good.

[CHUCKLES]

What's the deal here?

Deal?

With us?

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

Was what happened
on that island anything?

Or was it just something
that happens to two people

when they're alone
on an island together?

It was something.

"Something"?

Yeah.

So...

Now what?

Look, I'm... I'm pretty
set in my ways, and

you got all kinds
of possibilities.

You deserve someone...

Fresher.

Don't you think
that's up to me to decide?

Let's be smart about this.

You're not gonna move out here
and become my copilot,

and I'm not gonna go to New York

and be your receptionist, so...

Where does that leave us?

I don't know.
I guess it leaves us nowhere.

So let's not complicate things.

Oh, I forgot
you like things simple.

Right.

Right.

Well, good luck.

Good luck to you too.

I hope everything
works out for you.

[MAN] So how's
that shoulder today?

Need something for the pain?

Yeah.

Well, 14 more hours,
then back to reality.

Frank?
Hmm?

I don't think
we should get married.

What?

How come?

Because I think it's wrong for
two people to get married

when something is hanging
over their heads.

Oh, God, I'm sorry. Robin, I'm sorry.
I was... I was...

I was distraught, and then
she took off her blouse.

I was, "Oh, my God."

But I... I walked away. I did.
I went back to our room.

I tried to go to sleep, but I
thought of you. I thought...

Oh, I didn't know
if you were dead or what.

So I went back to her bungalow,

you know, just to...
And she...

Robin, she answered the door with...
[STUTTERS]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

On.

Who?
Angelica.

You slept with Angelica?

Who slept? Are you ki...

Didn't you know?

How would I know?

Wait a minute. You just said there
was something hanging over our...

What do you...
What do you mean?

Quinn and me.

Aha!

Oh, Frank, something happened.

Something happened
that shouldn't have happened

if you and I were really...

In love.
[SIGHS]

[FEMALE ANNOUNCER
SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

[ANNOUNCER]
Flight number 38 to Honolulu,

all ticketed passengers
should board immediately.

Bon voyage, madame.

Monsieur?
Bon voyage.

Madame?

Bon voyage.

Monsieur?

Eh-uh!

[WOMAN] Aah! Hey!
Sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

Where's the plane to New York?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Right there.

[MAN COMMENTING]

I'm sorry. I just had
to get off the plane.

Well, I'm sorry
I delayed the flight.

Listen. I just wanted...

[CONTINUE TALKING]

I don't speak any French. I just
needed to get off the plane.

Where are all my bags?

[CONTINUE TALKING]

You don't speak any?

Neither one of you
speak any English at all?

What's in my bags is ill*gal?
[FRENCH]

Wait a minute. Oh, please
don't search my bags.

It's just important
that I stay h...

[CONTINUES]

You're here.

[MAN] Bonjour, Quinn.

[FRENCH]

[SPEAKS FRENCH HALTINGLY]

Mon ami. Merci.

Why... Why did you
get off the plane?

[PANTING]

Wha... Why didn't you...
Why did you come here?

I've decided my life
is too simple.

It is?

Yeah.

I wanna complicate
the hell out of it.

Ohh.

[ROBIN] So, uh,
where are we goin'?

[QUINN] Um, your place
is in New York, right?

Uh-huh.

[CHUCKLES] I don't think
I can wait that long.

How about my place?

Oh, yeah. Your little
house on the beach.

Uh, more like a shack, actually.

A shack?

It's, uh...
It's not much.

Uh-huh. You do have
a bed, don't you?

[QUINN] Are you gonna be
this fussy about everything?

♪ I wanna love you ♪

♪ And treat you right ♪

♪ I wanna love you ♪

♪ Every day and every night ♪

♪ We'll be together ♪

♪ With a roof ♪
♪ Right over our heads ♪

♪ We'll share the shelter ♪

♪ Of my single bed ♪

♪ We'll share the same room ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

♪ But Jah provide the bread ♪

♪ Is this love, is this love Is this ♪
♪ love, is this love that I'm feelin' ♪

♪ Is this love, is this love Is this ♪
♪ love, is this love that I'm feelin' ♪

♪

♪

♪