01x33 - Little People Can Do Big Things Too

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man now Dave lived in a land called

Israel a long long time ago so long ago

that there weren't any cars or

telephones or vacuum cleaners or

anything there were mostly just sheep

especially around Dave's house because

Dave was a shepherd

no no that's not him that's one of his

brothers

nope another brother

uh nope another brother Dave had a lot

of brothers

aha there he is no not the Sheep he's

behind the Sheep uh shoe there fluffy

hi I'm Dave I have a lot of brothers yep

seven to be exact Now Dave and his

brothers spent most of their time in the

fields taking care of their sheep which

could be hard work because their sheep

had an unusual problem they tip over oh

look there goes one now but Dave had an

even bigger problem you see of all the

brothers he was the smallest that's

right everybody is bigger than I am and

sometimes his big brothers would pick on

him oh damn if one of my sheep fell over

would you come pick it up for me I'm

kind of busy right now

do you remember the time we dipped you

in tar and stuck you to the backside of

an angry water buffalo

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oh my sheep fell over Dave

oh Dave after you pick up our sheep

could you run and get me a bite to eat

I'm famished oh yeah me too get me

something too you know sometimes I think

I could eat a whole camel oh yeah well

sometimes I think I could eat a whole

spaceship oh what's a spaceship I have

no idea that's how things have pretty

much always been for Dave nothing really

exciting happened around there until one

day when their dad Jesse came running

out with some horrible dude

uh Dave can you pick those up

oh oh boys oh oh boys oh yeah I got

horrible news

build the the Philippines

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the lima beans are uh lacking the

nectarines are quacking one more time

please and let's work on our

annunciation

the Philistines are attacking

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thank you

uh Bob what are the Philippines the

Philippines are a group of islands off

the coast of Southeast Asia but that's

not important now the Philistines were

people who hated Israel they wanted to

take Israel's land and make the

Israelites their sl*ves so they'd have

to do whatever the Philistines told them

to do oh that's bad you're right so the

Israelites needed to protect themselves

we need to protect ourselves but how

King Saul is putting together an army to

stop the Philistines they need your help

you must help save Israel

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hey hey hey Dave where do you think

you're going

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it's very nice that you want to help but

saving a country is a big thing you're a

little guy big people do big things and

little people do little things so stay

with the Sheep

hello

they're big

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I twiddled

why can't little guys do big things

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by the time Dave's Brothers arrived at

King Saul's Camp battle lines had been

drawn between the Philistines and the

Israelites and as was the custom in

their day the armies lined up and yelled

at each other

foreign

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don't you have anything to say

um do you guys have any Fried Chicken

I've got a real hankering for fried

chicken yeah me too

this is going to be easy as everybody

thought you know I think I can say

better A lot of time how about if we

bring out our strongest man and you

bring out your strongest man and never

fight if all strong beats your Champion

you will be our sl*ves but if your

Champion defeats us we will be your

sl*ves what do you think about that well

the Israelites were getting kind of

tired of the yelling and the Philistines

did seem a little on the small side so

King Saul agreed that seems like a

reasonable idea all right we agree send

out your champion

hey Goliath

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we'll be back with more Dave and the

giant pickle after this break

and now it's time for silly songs with

Lady the part of the show where lady

comes out and sings a silly song one day

while talking with Dr Archibald let it

confronts one of his deepest fears

my lips ever left my mouth packed a bag

and

happy too bad I'd be so bad I see that'd

be too bad you'd be so sad that'd be too

bad all righty if my lip bad audio if I

don't like you I think you're growth at

me too bad I might get mad huh that'd be

too bad you might get mad at me too bad

fascinated if my lip moves let the meth

and book my tooth and be too bad I call

my dad oh yeah that'd be too bad you'd

call your dad that'd be too bad

did you say your father fascinating so

what you're saying is if your lips left

you that'd be too bad I'd be thought

that I might get mad I'd call my dad

that'd be too bad that'd be too bad why

God I love my lips

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oh my this is more serious than I

thought lady what you see here

um that looks like a lip what about this

it's a lip and this is

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Larry tell me about your childhood when

I was just two years old I left my lips

out in the cold and they turned blue

what could I do oh yeah they turned blue

what could you do they turn blue I see

on the day I got my tooth I had to kiss

my great aunt Ruth he had a beard and it

felt weird my my she had a beard and it

felt weird

oh ten days after I turned eight got my

lip stuck in a gate my friends all

laughed can I just stood there until the

fire department came and broke the lock

with the Crowbar and I had to spend the

next six weeks in LA prehab with his kid

named Oscar who got stung by a bee right

on the lip and we couldn't even talk to

each other until the fifth week because

both of our lips were so swollen and

when he did start speaking he just spoke

polish and I don't even like three words

in Polish except now I know poor because

Oscar taught me the word for lip lifta

your friends are laughed oh stop how do

you spell that I don't know

so what you're saying is that when you

were young they turned blue what could I

do she had a beard and it felt weird my

friend's a laugh

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I'm confused I love my lip a

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this has been silly songs with Addie

tune in next time to hear Larry say have

I ever told you how I feel about my nose

oh look at the time

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foreign

the giant pickle

who will I fight

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the Israelites were so terrified of

Goliath that they all ran away and hid

nobody will

I'll come back

and that's exactly what he did Goliath

came back the next day

and the next day

and the next day for 40 days but every

time he showed up all the Israelites ran

away and hid finally Jesse started to

worry about his boys so he sent Little

Dave to the b*ttlefield with some food

now Dave got to King Saul's Camp just

about the time Goliath was going to come

out so all the Israelites were hiding

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is anybody here

he'll hear you

oh

him that big pickle over there

who will fight me

well who's gonna fight him what are you

nuts he'd have us for lunch

speaking of which what'd you bring us

here you go

pizza oh cheese in the crust that's

tremendous

come on guys have you forgotten we're

the children of God the what the

children of God the Bible says that the

Israelites were God's chosen people God

LED them through the desert he helped

them walk across the Red Sea and

whenever they went into battle God was

there with them they had always known

that if God was on their side no one

could stand against them wow but King

Saul and his men were so scared of big

tall Goliath they forgot that God was

even bigger oh dear

uh Larry you've got something on your uh

huh

oh never mind once again no one would

answer Goliath's challenge

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oh no one to fight

they told me that you were the children

of God you are cowards I come back

tomorrow

I can't believe you're letting them say

that Somebody's gotta do something

what are you gonna do Dave remember

you're a little guy leave this big stop

to us big people

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do you think he saw me no you're okay

phew well Dave knew exactly what he had

to do so he went straight to King Saul

and announced his plan

King Saul took the news rather well

I'm sorry my ears must be failing I

could have sworn I heard you say that

you'd fight Goliath but you didn't say

that did you yes I did

oh I say that's very kind but let's be

reasonable you are a tiny little fellow

and well Goliath is he's enormous no no

no no that's the job for a big person

not a little boy like you

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you're not going to sing are you

couldn't you just play your harp and

I'll throw things at you

oh

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yes goodbye

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big things too

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oh I see what you're saying

all right I understand now let's suppose

that this is true you still look rather

weepy but I know what we can do just

step behind the Scout and it will only

take a minute

and you'll like what I've got in it

you'll find my Royal armor then no Daddy

put it on I guess now you'll look much

bigger when the battle lines are drawn

one more thing you'll need I think pick

up my Royal sword it's a big one and a

beauty it's the best we could afford

once you've got it all together I think

you will agree you're bound to do much

better if you try to look like me

foreign

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oh dear

you know I think maybe I should just be

plain old me

oh yes well I suppose but have you seen

Goliath why he's he's just he is here

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all right if you're sure you know what

you're getting into

oh dear

well Dave wasn't exactly sure what he

was getting into but he knew God would

be there with him so he went down to a

stream and found five smooth Stones then

he went back to the camp and waited for

Goliath

who will fight me

I will fight you Goliath

you know if I didn't know better I'd say

that sounded like Dave oh yeah

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you know if I didn't know better I'd say

that looks like Dave huh

Dave

Goliath was equally surprised who said

that

uh

whoa am I a dog that you come at me with

sticks

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what you mean but you are not a dog you

are a really big guy that wants to beat

me up and I come at you now with sticks

but in the name of the battle is

Rael help me

do

we will see who defeats who now we fight

it's

it's

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laughs

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foreign

foreign

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the Philistines were so scared of Dave

that they all ran away and hid and

Israel was saved

and that's the story of Dave a really

little guy who did a really big thing

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thank you

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