02x06 - Welcome to NY, New Jersey!

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"House of Villains..."

In this challenge,
the final two will battle it out

in a general election.

The vote was 6-1.

Larsa is the Supervillain of
the Week, everyone.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, you guys

picked the villain.

I want Teresa to leave.

So, I see where
your loyalty stands.

I voted for you.

Thank you so much.

The housewives, the three of us
need to stick together.

- Yes.
- I feel good. I feel great.

I'm glad I'm safe. Thank you.

Camilla is toast.

[Wes laughing]

Larsa, who are you
going to piss off first?

Victoria.

Already knew that.

I think this person has been
very emotional,

a lot of highs and lows.

Camilla and Victoria, like,
one of them should go.

I do believe
Wes planted the seed.

This is really, really hard.

This is a game.

So, it's Teresa.

What the [bleep]

I mean, if you know
anything about me, loyalty!

You are a snake.

I thought we had a housewife
bond, but let's play the game.

What the [bleep]
just happened?

She's ruthless.

She----ed up.

Yes, she did.

I've never been on the Hit List,
but now I am,

- but I'm not gonna cry.
- So fake.

I knew it was me.

There was no surprise
in Larsa's choices.

Larsa is dickmotized by anyone
that has a d*ck,

and she will
never support women.

I'm coming back
and that b*tch is getting out.

Play your game.

Mm-hmm.

You know it was
really hard for me

to put you on this list, right?

What happened
to housewife bonds?

It's a game.
It's not personal.

I'm staying out of drama,
not----ing with that girl.

I know you're still processing,

but I already knew this was
coming, so I'm already, like,



I'm like, what the [bleep]
just happened?

I did not expect this to go
down tonight

the way it went down.

I'm happy for myself, but also,

I'm nervous for Camilla

because she is my last standing
alliance member in this house.

I cannot have Camilla leaving
this house just yet, no.

What happened is
you met a fake-a*s b*tch.

We play it on TV,
but she is one in real life.

Don't cry, Camilla.
Don't cry. Don't cry.

Camilla, come on.
We're not packing.

I don't even want
to be on camera.

Just breathe.

Are you guys proud I didn't cry?

Yep. We are proud
you did not cry.

That is growth.

I want to talk to my kid.

That's the only person that
I know really got my back.

I know.

You still have time to fight.

I'm surprised she put you up.

I'm used to b*tches
always snaking me in life.

Larsa nominates Camilla

and says that
she is playing too emotionally.

[Camilla sobbing]

I kind of see it.

Breathe it through.

Safaree and Wes
don't really need it.

Like, I really...

I'm shocked. I'm shocked.

Trust me. You're good.

All right. We'll see.

I went to "The Traitors."

Thought I had friends,
and guess what?

When it comes down to it,
it's strategy.

Putting Teresa on the Hit List

was a very dangerous move for
me,

but I had to prove to the entire
house that we're not unified.

I will put up my front.

I will do whatever
I have to do to win.

I'm just here solo dolo.

Victoria's a snake.

You guys want
a snake in this house?

- Hello, you're a snake.
- I'm not a snake.

You're going
to come out winning.

You are going
to come out winning.

You're a slithering snake.

- No.
- I mean, it's crazy.

Like, she's lying
straight to my face.

I know she just got off
of "Traitors."

I was on "The Traitors."
I just left "The Traitors."

I went to "The Traitors."

But I feel like Larsa's turning
out to be the real traitor here.

So much for getting rid
of the guys.

The guys are going
to vote in your favor.

- I promise you.
- I'm not going to hold it

against Larsa.

I'm just going to store it in
the back of my head,

and let's see when
she's on the chopping block.

You're going to be with all
these villains by yourself.

No, we have the votes.
You're okay.

- Okay. I know.
- I love you.

I love you.
We're going to the end together.

I love you.

I just want--
I want Camilla on an island.

No life rafts.

No life rafts? Wow.

- Good night, Vicky.
- Good night.

Oh, you sleep with earplugs?

You're a little diva.

You're in a Versace robe.

[Safaree sighing]

Are you going to still hang out
with Larsa,

or keep your distance?

No, I'm fine.

She's playing the game,
which I'm fine.

No, she's not playing the game.

She's not a good person,
but you'll see that later.

Teresa is still BFF
with Lying Larsa,

and it just makes me
question Teresa's intelligence

because why would you be friends
with someone who put you up?

I guess I really don't
understand the housewives thing.

- Want to go get coffee?
- Yes.

God, Camilla's going to be so
obnoxious

if she wins this thing today.

I didn't even think about that.

- Teresa.
- Huh?

You're not having
any more coffee.

Morning, honey. How are you?

- Having more coffee?
- Yeah, I'm having--

Hello, I have
a challenge today.

How do you feel
about, like, today?

No, I'm saying when you're
arguing with Victoria,

it's like a lot of like...

I'm not using it against you.
I have to put--

- That's fine.
- No, we're in a game.

We're in a game.

- It's a game, okay?
- Whatever.

Hey, Vicky.

Seize the day.

Didn't you say you invited her
to your dog party?

I did. I just--

I saw her at an event, and I'm
like,

"Oh, I'm having this beach
birthday for my dog."

It was nicer than,
I'm sure, her birthdays.

Look, it's like a wedding.

Your dog just peed
on your present.

Your dog peed on the present.

She's just tacky to me.

The way she moves, the way she
thinks, and then she's crying

about she has parking tickets.

How you have $1,000 glasses
and not have car insurance?

I just feel bad for her because
her mom passed away

- when she was one years old.
- I know.

I feel bad for that too, but
that doesn't give you the right

to be an as*h*le.

Like, come on.

I don't even understand what
Teresa sees in Victoria.

What is there to like about her?

That's not the Teresa
that I know.

In New Jersey,
Teresa will burn a house down.

This house,
she's like Mother Teresa.

I want my friend back.

She lies and she instigates,

and she's a gossiper.

I just don't like that.
I don't like that messy stuff.

No, I don't like that either.
Trust me.

- Yeah, no.
- That's the world we come from.

I know. Literally.

I don't care about any of it.

The only thing I'm worried about
is myself in this competition.

Larsa, there's still a chance
that I could go home

and then it would be your fault.

I think let's win today.

- We get somebody out.
- Okay.

And then we move forward.

Yeah, my job's not finished.

Your job is not finished, Kobe.

We're out of cold water.
I am so nauseous today.

Why would you be nauseous?

I gotta shower and get ready.

I don't want
Larsa's doll near me.

[Teresa laughing]

I'm not even kidding.

That's better.

Bye, Larsa.

We ain't got no choice
but to be ready, girl.

- Good morning, villains.
- Good morning.

- Good morning!
- Good morning!

How is everyone feeling
after last night's

expl*sive Hit List nominations?

Attacked, but I'm good.

I have not seen a housewife at
the center of this much drama

since the Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City reunion.

And we all know how well that
made it.

Larsa, you put three angry
housemates on the Hit List.

And today, they'll have a
chance to get themselves

right out of detention.

Everyone get ready to head
back to school

for your next
Redemption Challenge.

- Uh-oh.
- The bus leaves in one hour.

We're going back to school!

- Back to school?
- I'm gonna wear my glasses.

[screaming]

We're going back to school!

I haven't been to school
in a long time.

I think high school's
a big deal.

I have two daughters in high
school right now,

so I know the land
of the lay of a high school.

All right,
we're going back to school.

This is so fly.

Yes.

I was a cool girl in high
school. I was very popular.

And I was a distinguished
scholar, so I'm gonna ace this.

Oh.

This is anybody's game.

Um, maybe I'll do pigtails.

I was good at school.

I got an academic scholarship
at 17.

And then college, I turned into
a partier

and it was downhill from there.

I should be with Teresa.

Back to back...

like I left us.

Villains, grab your jackets
and head for the doors.

It's time to get schooled.

Let's go!

- It's school time.
- It's time to get schooled.

I don't want to be
in a car with Larsa.

I do hope this challenge is
something more academic

than physical
because I feel like

I am pretty sharp with my mind.

In middle school, one time,

we were supposed
to play tennis in gym class.

My friend and I took our tops
off and were tanning.

My ego is at stake because I
want to show Larsa

not to [bleep] with me again.

So, these b*tches
should look out.

- Back to school.
- School, b*tches!

I forgot my books.

Time to tear these halls up
like I used to.

Villains!

Wait, I fully haven't been
inside of a school in, like,

forever.

[knock off Beverly Hills 90210
theme playing]

♪

[bell ringing]

Back to school we are.

Oh, my God.

Welcome to villains' detention.

Detention.

Oh, so we're in detention.

Good morning, villains.

Oh, my God!

Is that Tori Spelling?

I'm your teacher.

- Miss Spelling.
- Yes.

- Trick!
- Stop talking.

Ah! Oh, my God, y'all,
that is Tori Spelling, b*tch.

Let me tell you,
oh, I'm gagged.

And fun fact,
her mother's name is Candy.

You see how that works?

Now, some of you might remember
me from a little show called

"Beverly Hills 90210."

- Yes.
- Yay!

Where I played a high school
student, Donna Martin,

the virgin.

Well, because I've named my
daughter, Dylan, after 90210,

I feel like this is
the best----ing thing

in my life to happen to me.

Principal McHale left me
in charge.

So, this is my classroom,

- Yes.
- so you better follow my rules.

Or else.

Oh!

Understood.

Okay, great. Roll call.

Tiffany Pollard.

I'm present, Miss Spelling.

Teresa Giudice.

- Present.
- Jessie Godderz.

[Jessie snoring]

Jessie, are we boring you?

- Wes Bergman.
- Present.

Kandy Muse.

Present, and I also
bought you a gift.

Bring it up to me. Now.

Take a bite out of it first.

He can't-- I thought you said
you were allergic.

Now, spit it in my mouth.

What?

Ooh!

Sit down.

What the [bleep]

This is crazy.

I like this school.

So hot.

Everyone settle down.

Okay.

Today's challenge is called,
"A Race to Escape."

I don't know if you've realized,

but my school
has been vandalized!

No!

Names of naughty villains are
scribbled everywhere.

Oh, my gosh.

Chalkboards, desks,
bathroom stalls.

Ooh, not under there.

Hallways, they're everywhere.

Including here.

In fact, each of your names

have been tagged




By who?

Your goal is to completely
erase your name from my school.

On go, all three of you
will race around.

Find your names and erase them.

The first villain to erase
all 85 of their names

from my school
will be declared the winner,

which will literally erase
your name from the Hit List.

You know what?

I had a lot of chores when I
was little,

so I know I can work fast.

Although the number sounds
daunting, like, I could do it.

Okay, villains, on your marks...

Get set...

- Go.
- [bell ringing]

Move swiftly.

I am absolutely going
at 500% today.

Tunnel vision,
focus on the game.

Let me show you exactly why

they call me
the baddest b*tch of BGC.

Go to the next, Teresa,
you're good. Keep going.

All right, let's see.

This is a competition
of the eye.

- Oh, baby.
- Oh, here it is.

Okay, one.

Oh, this is, like,
intense as [bleep]

Oh, my God, there's
a whole 'nother locker.

Oh, you are gonna get
suspended, Safaree.

I don't have any----ing nails.
This sucks.

It's definitely all on the line

if I don't win
the challenge today

because I might be going home.

Did I ever think I would be in
this position?

Absolutely.

But I never thought I would be
put up by someone

that calls me their best friend.





I'm feeling really good.
I think I can win this.



- There you go.
- Oh.

Perfect.

Wait a minute.

I am biting the stickers off
with my teeth

because that's how bad

I need to win this
challenge today.

[bleep] these b*tches.

I need to win this----ing bad.

I need to this.
Everybody hates me...

...in this----ing house.

- ing Larsa.

I haven't exercised like
this in about...

Since I had my kids, and it
catched up to me today, baby,

because I was out of breath.

This is, like,
detrimental for me to win.

Okay, let me go
in here first. I don't know.

I don't know.
But what the [bleep].

Check. I don't know. Please.
[bleep] me. Woo!

Damn, this is
a workout challenge.

Miss Spellman, could you please
check my work?

Miss Spellman,
could you please check my work?

Work, work, work, work, work.

Camilla, you are still not done.

- What?
- You need

to go check your work.

- Okay.
- Work, work, work, work.

Game on!

- Oh, my-- [laughing]

- Run, baby, run!
- This is so stressful.

She's moving like her life
is depending on it.

Oh, my God.

Okay. I did this side already.

I don't have glasses, but I was
just about to get Lasiks.

Larsa just got it.

So after this, I'm getting it.

I got all my name.
I think I'm done.

Oh.

- Teacher.
- Ooh.

Is my work good?

- Victoria?
- Yes.

You need to check your work.

So nerve-wracking!

Holy sh--, I can't take it!

I feel like Teresa
might have it.

Oh, but you know what?

I'm concerned because

does Teresa
even clean her own house?

No. No.

She's a housewife that
doesn't clean.

There's no----ing way.
Like, I've seen every sticker.

Like, what am I missing?

Don't ever vandalize
this school again.

I am exhausted right now,

but I have to keep going.

It seems like I'm just
getting lost at this point.

So many different
little stickers.

I'm getting frustrated
and feeling defeated.

Damn, I should have
been counting.

What the [bleep], y'all?

I'm losing my----ing mind.

What the [bleep]?

Please be it. Please be it.

Oh, my God, please be it.

Oh, my God, I think I got it.

Please let this be my last one.

Oh, just in case.

- Teacher! Teacher!
- Check! Check!

[bell ringing]

- Check! Check!
- I'm done.

- I'm done.
- Camilla was first.

Oh, my God.

I'm shaking.

- Camilla?
- Yes.

- Victoria?
- Yes.

[bleep] Oh, my God!

[bleep]

There is one more left.
Oh, my gosh.

Come on. Where are you?

This is very intense.

I have no room to lose because
the house is all against me.

Like, go faster.

That's it.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

I'm gonna throw up.

The grand finale sticker.

Congratulations, Victoria.

You have removed yourself
from the Hit List.

Thank you. Thank you.

- [bleep]
- Okay, she won.

Oh, my God!
I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

Holy moly, I did it!

- I'm sweating.
- Yay, you got it.

I can't believe I did it.

I'm basically, like,
valedictorian up in this house.

Right? Is it valedictorian?

I worked my a*s off.

I mean, this is
how much I worked

that I broke off this
corner off my thumbnail.

This means now that I'm on
the chopping block with Camilla.

I don't know. I don't know.

I'm proud of myself.

I am really bummed,
but I'm not a sore loser.

It is not over, baby.

I am a bad girl
and I'mma work my magic

and I'm gonna
solidify this vote.

Congrats, Victoria.

You are safe from banishment.
Gold star.

- Camilla?
- Yes.

And Teresa?

You are still in danger
of not graduating.

It's time to stage
your best protest

before your next
banishment ceremony.

This is such fantastic news.

Now, I get a chance to get rid
of Camilla and,

you know, get my much
deserved revenge.

Now, everyone get the [bleep]
out of my face.

Class dismissed.

Bye, Miss Spelling.

That was the hardest--
That was the hardest challenge.

Dear Miss Spelling, we accept
the fact

that we had to sacrifice
a whole day in detention

for being put on the Hit List,

but we think you're crazy for
making us clean up your school.

Reality TV viewers see us how
they want to see us

in the simplest terms,

but what we found out is that
each one of us--

- Is a drag queen.
- A bad girl.

- A big brother.
- A housewife.

- A challenger.
- And a bachelorette.

Wait, what was
your question again?

Sincerely yours,
The Villains Club.

The plan backfired!

- Which means--
- Camilla's my girl,

and I would be a fool
to not vote for her.

Camilla put you,
Wes, and Richard up.

Would you want to keep her here?

I don't know, bro.

Don't do it with my best friend.

You could do it to me,
I don't care, but don't do it

to my best friend
because I gave her my word.

If I give someone my word,
like, I can't [bleep] with that.

Yeah, she didn't put me up.
You know what I mean?

We're back.

God, that was exhausting.

What's the word?

Nothing.

What was the vibe
in your guys' car like?

How are the votes gonna go?

Larsa wants me to vote you out.

I was like,
"I'm not doing that."

I said, "That's my b*tch."
I'm loyal to the soil, tea.

I'm not doing that.
I'm not voting you out.

Jessie was like,
"Camilla never put me up."

So, we gotta talk to Jessie
to make sure.

And if I can vote you here

and Jessie
can keep you here

and I think New York
will want to keep you here,

all you need is one more vote.

What if, I don't know
who I want to vote for?

You're voting for who we are
voting for

because I promised her.

Right now, it's two people
that one put me up,

another one would
would put me up.

You're not threatened
by Teresa.

Theresa's not gonna
win a challenge.

It's a lot of snake-a*s people
around here,

just slithering around,
being snakes.

[imitating whispering]

Acting like I can't
- ing hear you guys.

Someone crossed us badly

and we're gonna get her back.

Don't think for one minute that
I forgot that Camilla put me up

on the Hit List
when she was supervillain.

But right now, me and Camilla
have a good rapport

and I can be
a very forgiving person.

Plus, she would owe me.

Nobody in this house
could tell me what to do.

Okay, well, don't vote
against the house.

It's gonna be really cold
and lonely for you if you do.

I'm not afraid of going against
the votes against the house.

I don't really give a [bleep]

how anyone in this house votes,
to be honest,

because I haven't given
a [bleep day one

and I don't give
a [bleep] now either.

Yeah.

I just need four votes.

Villains!

Yes!

I'm throwing us a slumber party
because school is out.

- Too far. Too far.
- I'm not really a slumber party

type of person.

- I'm ordering us pizza.
- Yay!

We're gonna have
a slumber party.

- What the [bleep]?
- Teresa!

Yes!

What the hell was that?

Dance party!

[electronic music playing]

Sip, sip, sip, sip,
sip, sip, sip, sip!

Look at him go!

Holy moly!

The cookie fairy.

Yes, I'm a fairy.

Which one of you
wanna stay here?

I mean, my kids too.
They're the same thing.

They're like, "Mommy,
don't give up, don't give up."

Camilla wants the sympathy vote.

I also am here
to provide for my family.

Well, hello.
I'm paying my husband's debt.

Yeah, my ex-husband
left the country.

Yeah.
I had to pay for everything.

I was taken away from
my daughters at one point

and it was not my choice.

This time, it is my choice.

My daughters are supporting me,

so I wanna make them proud

because I have colleges
to pay for.

Like, I'm not feeling bad
for anyone anymore.

Like, we're all here
for the same reason.

We all wanna win
and we all want that $200,000.

Yes, of course I do.

The party's still happening

and it's not an argument
of money, this or this.

Party is back on!

Let's have fun.

Pillow fight!

[screaming]

Get him, Safaree!

[laughing]

So, I gotta pack my stuff.
I should start packing.

I hope I get supervillain.

Then, I'll put
you, Larsa and Kandy.

No offense.

What the hell?

Why me?
Why didn't you put New York?

- I'm just kidding.
- Oh, okay.

Wait, what?

[Safaree laughing]

Your hair looks cute.

Really? I did it myself.

Is that all your hair today?

- Yeah.
- It's beautiful.

- It's so good.
- You have so much.

I love a good thick hair.

I have no hair, but...

I'm so confused by Vicky
and Larsa's relationship.

One minute, they're at each
other's throats,

and then the next minute,
they're sitting around chatting.

You have good hair.

- I have extensions in.
- Oh.

Learn how to stand on business,

because right now,
y'all are both frauds.

I need to solidify you
and I'll be good.

So, I just wanted to see
where your head was at.

So, the conundrum that I'm in
is I've already given my word.

And, like, I wouldn't-- Yes.

So, you're telling me you're
having loyalty for Larsa?

Because she didn't put me up.

I didn't put you up
either, though.

I know. You're right. Do I have
loyalty to you? 1,000%.

But I don't want to make it
about money or anything

because everybody has reasons
of wanting

and needing certain things,
you know?

But I'm not rich. They are.

Well, whatever you don't have,
you can buy.

You guys get to get more
Ezekiel bread.

I think I deserve it way more
than her, just straight out.

Yeah.

When we're talking about, like,
the economics,

I feel like Teresa's raising
four daughters on her own.

[screaming]

She served time in prison.

She hasn't had an easy life,

and she's still paying
her ex-husband's debt.

- Yeah.
- Her situation may look

like it's all peaches and cream,
but it's not.

And that's all us girls, because
we know how to throw it on

- and look the part.
- Exactly.

But we can look in that bank
account

and it could be something else.

Oh, yeah, don't look at mine.

I only need four votes.
I need your vote.

No pressure.

But pressure.

Yeah. Seriously.

Bye.

- I have to tell you one thing.
- Yeah, baby.

I did tell Teresa
I want Teresa to stay.

I said, if I win Supervillain,

I want to put up Teresa,
Larsa, and Kandy.

And Teresa said, why wouldn't
you put up New York?

- Like, I love our bond.
- Oh, she did say that.

I know she can't wait
to put me up.

She did say, like,
I'm coming for New York.

- So, that's the only thing.
- [New York laughing]

When Teresa tells me she's
coming for New York, I panic

because I think maybe New
York's psychic vision

is gonna come true.

Girl, I can't.

I'm leaving in three days.

- No.
- I don't.

I see it.
This is what I hate.

I love New York.

I love hearing her predictions
and I am a sl*t for a psychic.

You know what?
[bleep] you, Teresa, you b*tch.

Seriously? You coming for me?
You coming for New York?

I'm not even up, and you're
talking about you coming for me?

You want me gone?
For real?

- I never said that.
- Oh, my gosh.

- These walls talk. No, girl.
- Wait.

- No, for real.
- Okay.

Time out. Time out.
You don't gotta be fake.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

- I'm not being fake.
- Okay, then what's up then?

Who's getting yelled at?

New York accelerates
really fast.

I prefer when she's on my side.

- For real, you know what?
- I said if I'm supervillain--

You know why Luis
really sent those roses?

Teresa!

That gotta be from your husband.
How he get the address?

"For the most special woman
in our lives,"

"Love, Luis."

Because he's guilty, b*tch.

He's been----ing around

and each one of those roses
represent how many times

he cheated on your a*s
since you've been in here.

- You're disgusting.
- I know I am.

That's why I'm here.

- What did you get?
- 300 flowers.

- b*tch, [indistinct].
- Did you get any flowers?

- Are you jealous?
- My man ain't guilty.

It's either somebody died
or somebody's guilty.

- You jealous, b*tch?
- That's a guilty guilt.

- You jealous?
- That's a guilty guilt.

That's a guilty guilt because
Luis's----ing around, b*tch.

She's so jealous. It's so funny.

You wanna come for me?
You want me out of here?

You don't think
these walls talk?

Jealous! Jealous!

[bleep] you, b*tch!

Kiss my a*s!

Luis, Luis, Luis!

- ing up Teresa!

Jealous!

I could give two sh--
about New York.

Yeah, I mean, do we call her
New York or Tiffany?

What the hell is her name?
Like, who is she?

I met her, what, a week ago?

I have an amazing husband
at home

waiting for me
and supporting me.

I guess her fiancé doesn't feel
the same way about her.

It's so funny
how she's so jealous.

Welcome to New York, New Jersey!

♪

- Calm down.
- It's on!

Coming for me?
Talk about she coming for me.

She can't come for you.

These walls talk!

You think I'm not
gonna find sh-- out?

No! [bleep] that!

You're drinking egg whites
and I'm microwaving pizza.

Consistency, inconsistent.

[Wes squabbling]

You can't make this sh-- up.

She's trying to trigger me.

Please. I'm used
to people like her.

- Yeah.
- I'm really confused.

Am I on Housewives
or House of Villains?

I think New York would be
a good housewife. Yeah.

Did something happen?
Or did that just happen?

No, somebody told me I was
gonna put her up

if I become supervillain.

Guys, it was me.

I was talking with New York
when all that happened.

- Oh, so you started this.
- No, I didn't mean to start it.

- Yeah.
- Good.

- It's like, don't even--
- No, because I didn't

- even say it like that.
- Please, I'm used

to people like that.

Like that try to trigger me.

I did not know it was gonna--

Oh, like you didn't know you
were gonna-- ----ing oh, my God.

- That was insane.
- Really?

You didn't know
that was gonna happen?

- No.
- Then, you're living on

another planet.

I feel like Victoria
just needs to not share.

If she's thinking something,
don't share with other people.

She says too much.
She needs to say less.

Well, I mean,
you should know better.

But it was-- It wasn't like...

- It's fine, Victoria.
- Okay.

I feel bad for Teresa that I
accidentally caused this mess.

But I right away claim it.
I own it.

That was weird.

I thought my friendship with
New York has a confidence...

Like where
there's confidentiality.

I believe New York deserves
respect and honesty.

And if someone
was playing me like that,

I would want to know.

You have a lot to learn,
Victoria.

I know.

She just
can't help herself, dude.

Yo, liability.

We don't need her anymore.

Whoops.

Oh, my God, I love my roses!

My roses!

Oh, I love my roses!

They smell so good!

And I have to say,

it's always better
hanging out with the guys.

You guys have no drama.

You guys are fresher
breath air.

Jessie, fresher breath air.

Safaree, fresher breath air.

- Wes, fresher breath air.
- Breath of fresh air.

Oh, breath of fresh air.

That's what you guys are.

Wow! Amazing!

The hair! You look like me
in high school.

That's how I used to look,
swear to God.

- I like this outfit.
- Thank you, Wes.

I'm trying to be bubbly and
pink

so I can persuade you
to keep Camilla here.

[Wes laughing]

Yeah. Is it ready?

- Yeah.
- It heated up so fast.

- [bell ringing]
- Okay, villains.

It's time to get down
to business.

Oh, my God.

Get ready for your next
banishment ceremony.

All right.

Oh, my God.

P.S., do I sound familiar?

No.

Who the hell is that?

Hold on.
All right, I'm ready.

Going into
this banishment ceremony,

I'm definitely one
of the swing votes.

It's really tough to be
in this conundrum.

And I'm feeling
a lot of pressure.

So, I'm putting on what I feel
most comfortable in

to ease some of my nerves.

You're welcome, Joel.

My eyes are up here.

Oh, I hope nobody gets mad
at me for this.

The New York thing?

She wanted her 15 minutes

- with Teresa Giudice.
- Exactly.

I was gonna say she could suck
my left titty,

but I don't even want her to.

Y'all gonna have
to give me a minute.

I'm going into
banishment tonight.

Of course, I mean it's
a little nerve-wracking.

I'm gonna get dressed now.

Larsa assured me that
I had the guys' votes.

But people could say one thing
and then do another.

I trust them until I don't
trust them anymore.

For me, it's serious.
This is $200,000.

I've never seen that much money
in my bank account.

I don't want to cry,
but I love my kids so much

that I will do anything
and everything to try to win

to win this $200,000 because
I'm such a giving person

that I find myself giving
and I always end last.

And I just want
to win first this time.

I'm sorry.

Villains, it's time
for the main event.

Please make your way
through the bookcase now.

Here we go.

♪

Welcome back. Welcome.

- Hi.
- Yes. Good.

- Perfect. Hi.
- Hello.

- Welcome.
- Joel.

Villains, tonight is your
third banishment ceremony.

Somehow, there are still
nine of you.

"House of Villains,"
the elimination show

where nobody gets eliminated.

And Larsa, you are the
supervillain, as you know,

and I mean that
in the nicest way possible.

Please take your seat.

Before we start, Victoria,

I got a text that said something
about a dog birthday party.

That had to be a typo, right?

Yeah, no more
dog birthday parties for me.

Well, her dog peed on
everyone's bags and stuff.

- All Hermes bags.
- No, it didn't.

That wasn't my dog. That was
your other friend's dog.

My dog doesn't pee on sh--.

These b*tches are literally
arguing about

a dog birthday party.

And you know what's funny?

I'm sure that dog had
a----ing better birthday

than I've ever had
in my entire life.

You're delusional and annoying.

My dog doesn't pee and she's
trained, unlike Larsa's dog.

Well, she's trained, you're not.

- so I can't imagine.
- Yeah, and you can't train me,

so look out.

You can't train me,
so look out.

- You need training.
- All right.

Tonight is
Housewife vs. Bad Girl,

which I would not Google.

Camilla, Teresa,
you are up for banishment.

So you may go stand in front of
your chairs

and scowl to
the cameras, please.

Oh, we got real, real fast.

It is time for you
to make your final pleas.

Camilla,
anything you want to say?

Since I walked in this house,
I have been the baddest,

realest b*tch from the BGC.

I may have made some bold moves
along the way,

some moves that
have ruffled some feathers.

Safaree, I put you up
on a mistake.

I do not want
to go home tonight.

I feel like
I deserve to be here.

I feel like I put out a good
fight

and I just hope that you are
able to not get, um, controlled

by this man right here.

- He's been ringleader.
- Wes is the ringleader?

Yes! He is an absolute gamer.

He has been gaming everybody.

Wes, you're very quiet.

There is a ring, but it is run
as a democracy,

and I would warn anybody
to not come after the ring.

The ringleader rings.

Teresa, why should they banish

Camilla instead of you?

It's whatever
they feel in their heart.

I really had no drama
except for New York.

Say what you have to say to me.

It's funny that you have so
much to say to me

when I'm not
even standing up there.

I have her phone number
on my cell phone. Delete.

Who gives a [bleep]?

You think I really want your
number, girl,

like I was gonna use it?

I know housewife b*tches
stick together.

It's a different franchise.

I get it. I don't want it.
I don't need it.

I just want to point out that
Jessie has not stopped flexing

through this entire argument,
or it's a seizure of some kind.

It's making me super nervous.

I like how you just used me
to segue.

Kandy, would you
like to be the first?

Teresa, my love.

Camilla, I just want to let you
know that you are my favorite.

- I love you.
- And I hope you stay.

I love you, too.

Okay.

[tablet beeping]

Goodbye, Camilla.

Teresa, I just want to let you
know that you're my favorite

- and I hope you stay.
- Thank you.

Okay.

[Jessie sighing]

[tablet beeping]

The hell?

Okay. Here it is.
The votes are in.

The third villain to be
banished from the house

with a vote of 4-2 is...

It is Camilla.

We can't launch two at once.

Love you, baby.

Hold it down for me, girl.

I think I was eliminated
because I put Wes up.

He's a b*tch
and he's a sore loser.

He felt threatened.
I am a threat.

I'm glad I put his a*s up, too.

And Safaree, you let a redhead
control your game?

[bleep] you, Safaree!

I'm still the baddest b*tch.

Camilla, hold on tight.

I will see you soon.

It's time for you to go.

Okay, you guys.

Everybody head back
to the house.

Tori Spelling is back.

Oh.

And it's about to get even
weirder, everybody.

Oh, thank you. Get me out.

It wounds my heart
that they voted for me.

It shows that
they're trustworthy.

Larsa, you're lucky
that I'm still here.

But watch out.
Payback's a b*tch.

Next on "House of Villains..."

This is w*r.

I love how you play victim.

I'm not playing a victim!
g*dd*mn!

It's time for
your next bloodbath.

- Bloodbath?
- Wait, what?

Oh!

Wes is dictating
a lot of the game.

Where's Wes?
Is he still sleeping?

He should go sleep at the Four
Seasons when we send him home.

Wes has to go down.

I come here
bearing information.

This is definitely the most
villainous thing

that has been done on this show.