01x02 - Episode 2

[bunniefuu]

Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere.

Will it soon pass me by?
In the middle of nowhere.

Baby won't you tell me
what am I to do?

I'm in the middle of nowhere
getting nowhere with you.

Hello, do you mind if I drop
in and have a do here?

I've only got one copy to do.

no no, it's all right.

all right...
Okay...

Are you ready?
Yeah..

Tadaaaa!
Wow!

Wow, wow, wow, wow,
you look amazing!

You like that?
Phawww!!

Heheh, ting ding ding ding ding!

Sexy, yownow!

Are you sure you like it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

He's gonna be all over ya now
he's gonna be gagging for it

He must stop and have to wank it
phedoingoingoing

you now it'd be tongue in your ear
and nine hands everywhere

pfffft, you don't have to wait
so ehm he gets to party now

he'll have you in the back
of a taxi, you know

strip you naked on the back seat
cab driver, is not working, yeah

cab driver is watching and you two
would be at it like b*stards

it's gonna be like uhmmm,
uhmmm,uhmmm,uhmmm,

you gonna be like
aaahw, aaahw,aaahw,

amaze, you'll be twittering like,

oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,

jingle bells, here comes santaaahhh!!

then you go out of the car
and you are able to do

warp, and you 've
got a big rush everywhere

big smile on your face,
you don't have any pants...

Sorry...

I just haven't had sex for a long time.

I'm gonna go and ehmm...

I'm gonna go and put a cardy on.

I wan't you back!

don't want it!

don't go away!

narow gauge...

bypass clip

please..
thank you, Claude

Eh, you just need to
burn it with that.

I can see that, thank you.

Wendy..

Another.
Hmm?

Another.

???

Ehmaan dah?

Stapler please, there.

I think, you'll find
you just splashed me..

No I didn't

There's defenitely..
a spec..

Thank you..
An apology would have been nice.

Sorry.

Ac. cep. ted.

Ooh, I'm sorry
whipe please, Claire.

Could check seline for me again
and swob again?

Oops..

Am I right, on thinking you did that...
accidentally on purpose...

Aamahndaah..

No...

What do you think Claire..
Birgitte..

I'm waiting...

No way.

Say you're sorry.

No, I won't.

Honest! Bleeding b*tch, bleeding!

So say, you're sorry than.

Claire, plaster for Mindy.
Yes, sir.

No, I won't

You say you're sorry.

So...

Who'se the troup surgeon?

You are.

Seature please, Claire.

I find, that when I'm working
through a crowded room..

most people I don't know

I feel a great difficulty to breath
and I can't be myself

and, ehm.. I aspire.

Sorry, ehm...

before we kick of properly there's
a few ground rules I'd like to lay down

before the pursuit.
Okay, yeah..

Well, you may already know this,
but the..

analysant and analyst, which in
this situation would be you and I

relationship, is traditionally frought
with difficulties.

and I ought to explain that you may experience
something that we call transference.

Yes? That may manifest itself as
an intense longing.

for ehm....

me.

as mad as it may seem..

allright, I probably don't need
to say this, but ehm..

okay, it's not impossible
that over a course of sessions

you may begin to imagine
that you ehm..

that you eh, desire.. me..

and that you 've fallen in
love... with me..

hunt me.. not to put
to fine a point on it..

Right.
Ehm.. Yes...

Are you experiencing anything
like that, now?

For you?
Yes.

No.
Are you g*y?

No.

Right, well then don't be
alarmed if quite soon you do

You begin to experience the
desire to reach out and..

cradle my hair or stroke

stroke my face and..

Generally proposition me and
try to make marry with me also

on the points of this building, but...

I ought also to say, that that's not

generally something that's ehm..
that's allowed.

Right..

It's not gonna be a problem.

Ehehmm..

Fine.

I am quite expensive, do
you know that?

It might be out of your league.

Okay it all seems to be in order

and I'm absolutely delighted,
that you gonna be joining us..

we certainly can do with
a fresh pair of legs.

Is there anything, that you would
like to ask?

Oh, ehm no I don't think so.
You've covered everything.

Well, it's a real pleasure to ehh..

Aaahhh! Hehe..

Oh, before you go, ehm..

Let's introduce you to the other one
that's so pleade departed.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

Eh, Barbare, Justin..

Hi, nice to meet you.

This is Caroline, our new ...

Nice to meet you.

Very nice for me to.
Oh great.

So we all look forward, seeing
you on tuesday.

Thanks so much.

I put the memo on your desk.

Thank you, mark.

Hello, so...

This.. is...
George.

Yop, and George..

is...

Not very happy.

No, obviously and...

He's...
His leg.

Hmhm..

And....

He is.. a..

Ehm..

Hamster.
Yes.

Yes of course hamster,
hamster, hamster, hamster.

Well, if you just put him down...

on the table, and I'll have a little,
little ehm..

Goodness gracious me..

Who, he's got..

He's got some teeth.
Obviously, all right.

What I'm going to do..

Is eh...

Oh, oh..

I'm going to try to..

Catch him.

In the cup.

No, no..
Yes, upside down.

Because, then his back legs
will be up and I can see them.

No look, I know what I'm doing
I am a vet.

Yes, you see!

Not such an idiot after all.

There we go.

"when all the world is cold and stinky"

"you meet the right Jack untill the new"

"you need to come home to a real friend"

"one who's always there, just for you"

"to share all the special cherry moments"

"to do all that we can be ... "

"who will give you what you want"

"do the things you like to do"

"solve the problems with one stroke"

Cats...
we just can't get it ..

Emma?

What.. hi!
Oh.. hi.

I haven't seen you for ages,
you've been avoiding me?

Well... actually..
Well you don't now..

I'm eh...
Must tell you I've got this...

fantastic job in Piavra,
record company,

Really good people, lots more money

Oh, another great job..

I'll do the casting, I get a company
card the other week and I..

can change the colour!
So, that's nice for you..

well, he's such a nice guy..
the whole company is really nice..

and Nicky, my boss said I'd maybe
be an associate, by the end of the month..

Yeah, you get a toss about your bloody job..

You know I have been abroad seven times
in the past six months and..

they are even talking of going to
New York at the end of the month

which is gonna be fantastic
much more money to!

You shove it up your arse!

and you know that I can afford,
the most bejee little flat in Notting Hill

really good, great view over
the market, portobello road..

just at the most lovely place..

Yeah I hope brown south..

You know that Travis, my fiancée...

... which is a bit sad, but ehm...
We're gonna get married!

Travis is a w*nk*r..

Everyone is very happy and everything
is just going swimmingly..

Hmm.. f*ck off.

Anyway nice..
great to hear al the news..

you now clever, just not brilliant..

no he's terribly go to out for
and that's why people like him.

Look, there's a spot, he lucky you..

Oooh.. ouhh....

Aahh....

There... Not sticking out to much, am I?

No, no, no.. you are fine..

Just coping me, all right?
Okay, right..

Okay, right we're just these dudes
from Blackburn.

From Blackburn..

And like, we go to a football every
saterday afternoon.

every saterday afternoon..

and then we only got a pie half time

pie half time

and then we really que for
two blokes, to go out with.

two blokes, to go out with..

and then.. we really think of
going out with Kimberley.

well you gotta say something!

I'm the quiet one.

Ehm.. hello.

I've actually got ehmm...

an army of naval officers that
live in my hair.

which is eh, quite embarrassing to my,
pipe people on and of the boat

it's often very inappropriate
times like, ehm...

a drinks party or in a cinema and you and..

you suddently hear...

and you have to go....

people must think I'm lunatic

ehm. if that's a problem with you though...

let's just leave it, shall we?

just can't seem to get a man...

Hi, I am Mariella..

I ehmm....

I have nothing out of the ordinary

I am quite normal

I have normal breast

I have ehmm...

a normal mouth

legs and teeth

eh...

I have normal interest,
skying and bathing

I have normal breast..

quite normal...

anyone called maintenance?

Yeah, I did.

All right, heathing playing up
again, isn't it?

Yeah, it's bloody freezing,
I just can't seem to get warm.

All right, this is what we're
gonna do about that, then.

oohhh ohoohhhhhw...

there, warmer?

Yeah...

You're welcome, anymore problems
just give us a call.

so ehm.. I just want
to get a check up

really cause I'm.. very bored

right ehm.. general check up

ehmm.. check my blood pressure

Yeah, good..

Okay..

Get started.. ehmm..

Stethoscope..

Just there.

Look at me poking it ehm..

eh, ehmm..

Look at me poking it
onto your ehm...

chest.

Just breath in.

No, no just breath less.

Okay, that's super.

Euhh.. right.

Could you just hold this?

Thank you.

Great, good.

Ehm, on the couch, please

Okay..
Fine.

I just going to touch your tommy..

Ehm... Touch your tommy..

Ouwhkkh...

Ehmm...

Well, I'm supposed to take my
Jeans off then..

Well don't.. do that just..
get off..

Have you felt any litlle lumps
in your breasts lately?

Unless my boyfriends bollocks count, no..

Anything at all?

If you want to just check everything
is okay, than

That's fine. Good, all in order..

Ehm.. You got a vibrid.
Sorry?

You got a nasty vibrid.

Well, where do you want to send me?

Ehm.. It's just a small operation,
it's just a little scrape..

they'll evacuate it very quickly.

All right, you do that then.

No not now, not now!

Thank you!

I like to see myself as easy going...

relaxed, happy as to see things
going, really

I do have a sort of dream..

romance proposing in Paris, summerwedding
this summer

and kids, three maybe..

two boys, two girls..

so do give us a call..

absolutely no pressure or
anything

So what did the doctor say?

Well...

You know I thought it was
whip-lash when that car thing you know...

Yeah... Breaks screeching.. Yeah...

Well he said that...
Oh you poor thing..

I don't know if I can cope with this..

Yes you can. Yes you can, come on.

He just said that my
eardrums have exploded

and that I'm completely deaf.

Oh, is it tempory or is it reversible?

There's nothing they can do
it's permanent.

Will you get that?
Yeah..

Hello? Oh hi yes she is
I'll just hand her over.

Hi mum, yeah I did
I went to the doctor.

No, deaf, completely deaf.

Just sort of living in a world of all silent.

No that means I'm deaf.

Don't shout at my not at my fault!

God....

Can I talk to you later?

All right, bye. God, it's unbelievable

Deaf... hmmm.....

Big smash, big crash..

Has love got to be this way..

It's true, love is..

I crash on the motor way..

away, away, awaaaay..

it's a big crash big love big love craaash..

love is a big crash..

it's a big crash big love is such a craaash..

a bite away my airbag..

airbag!

it's big, really big..

it's a crash, it's a crash thing..

I lost my head..

In your love truck..

Love truck, love truck, love truck..

Johny..
It's a big crash..

Here comes an ambulance..

It goes nino nino ninoooo..

Like a doctor I bet you say..

I'm a crash bang trollup..

Hello AA..
I've had a crash.

Could you come please..

It's a big crash, and it's
quite serious..

Sorry hate to hit to roof frack
f*cking a*s!

It's a big crash, big crash on every mood..

Love is a big crash..

It's a big crash when it goes
through the roof..

Love is a big crash..

It's a big crash, big crash
in the dark

Baby, I'm ready..

Ready, ready, baby I'm
ready to..

paaaa!!