02x08 - Two Many Dates

[bunniefuu]

- *

- Major news--I have it
on good authority

that three out of four Jakes
wanna ask you to Homecoming.

- Oooh! Which ones?
Tall Jake? Short Jake?

Just-Right-Jake?
Oh, who cares.

Three boys like me!
[clapping hands]

- Uh, Bella, why are you
staring at your phone?

- I'm hoping Charlie will
ask me to Homecoming.

I don't wanna miss his call.

- So, things are going
well with you guys, huh?

- You have no idea.

The other day at Squeezie's
he made me laugh so hard,

I snot-shot a chocolate
sprinkle out of my nose.

And that made him
laugh so hard,

that he snot-shot a chocolate
sprinkle out of his nose.

It as so romantic.

- Aw, I want a boy
to trade snot with.

- We're perfect
for each other.

But I'm starting
to get worried.

I haven't heard from
him in a few days.

Pepper, has Sawyer said anything
to you about me and Charlie?

- Maybe. Things have been really
weird between us lately.

Besides, I never understand half
the stuff he's talking about.

Honestly, most of
it's goat-related.

- [cell phone ringing]

- Oh, my gosh! It's Charlie!
What do I do?!

- Well...
- Answer it!

- This is why we're friends.

Hi, Charlie.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

Great. See you then.

[stamps foot]
Sausage and biscuits!

- What happened?

- He didn't ask me
to Homecoming.

He just found my dumb hoodie.

I left it at Squeezie's
the other night.

- Well, it's not
over yet, mama.

- You still have four days.

- Oh, no, he's going
to ask me to Homecoming

for the third year in a row.

Here it comes.
- PEPPER: And there it...

goes?

- Wait, is he giving
his mum to Asha?

He just gave
his mum to Asha!

- Hey, Sophie.

So, I know that must've been
really hard for you to watch,

but I meant it when
I said I was moving on.

- And you moved
on to Asha. Nice.

- We both belong to
the same country club.

The other day by the pool,
she put sunscreen on my ears.

I already had a layer on,
but I let her think I didn't.

Shhhh...

- Well, Sophie,
it looks like

you're not Newt's
dream girl anymore.

You gonna be okay?

- Eeeeeeee!

- We'll help her
through it. Yeah.

- *

- * You won't find
me in the bleachers *

- * Yeah that girl
is one of us *

- * I'm made of spice
and sugar *

- * She's pretty...
she's pretty tough *

- * Then add
a little glitter *

- * She off in
a cloud of dust *

- * And you get...
you get... *

- * A game changer,
play maker *

* Take the ball,
she'll see ya later *

- * I'm on a dreamlike,
teamlike *

* Livin' like
one of the boys *

- * She got it goin', goin',
she got it goin' on *

- * Play like Friday night

* Kickin' like
one of the boys *

- * She got it goin', goin',
she got it goin' on *

- * One of the boys

- Here's a Homecoming update
with Ace McFumbles--

or should I say DJ McFumbles!
Wika-wika, that's right!

I'll be spinning
the hottest tracks

and the slowest jams for
dancing with your honey.

And if you don't have a date
yet, you're not alone.

Rumor has it neither does star
quarterback Bella Dawson.

Bella, is this true?

- Get outta here!
- Ow!

More on this story
as it develops.

- Oh, this whole Charlie thing
is driving me crazy.

I need another smoothie.

- Hey, guys, look, I have
a delicate situation

that requires a female
point-of-view.

- Mm, this sounds serious.
What is it?

- I can't figure out which
girl to take to Homecoming.

- PEPPER & SOPHIE:
[groaning]

- I know, look, Gina is a 9.
Mindy is a 9.5.

But Marlie and Carlie
are both 9.7,

which makes sense
because they're twins.

- I mean, I...I don't know.
What do you think?

- I think giving girls
a number rating

is gross and despicable.

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

It's something to
think about--

especially coming from
a 9.8 like yourself.

[tapping fingers]
Ah...

- Wow, I've never
been flattered

and disgusted at
the same time.

- At least you got a number.

- One more and this time don't
skimp on the raspberries.

- Hey, make that two.
- Oh, hey, Zach.

What are you doing
on Bulldog turf?

You lost or something?

- You guys might not
be able to play football

in West Silverado,

but your smoothie
game is on point.

- Oh, I think we played
well enough last year

when we, uh... [coughs]
beat you at Homecoming.

- Hm, touché and
look, again,

I'm sorry I couldn't handle
going to the dance

with a girl who
had just beat me.

I'm sure your date this year
won't be as lame as I was.

- Actually, no one's
asked me yet.

I'm probably going solo.

- Just as I thought!

- Get outta here!
[smacks head]

- Ow!

- Thank you.

- Hey, how about
if I take you to Homecoming?

You know, make up
for last year.

No pressure. Just two friends
hanging out at a dance.

- [sighing]

I'd love to go to
Homecoming with you, Zach.

To a friend date!
- [glasses clink]

- Troy, be honest.
What number am I?

- Come on, Pepper,
you're better than that.

- No, I'm not.

- *

- So, remember, my goat
turns two this Saturday.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got the...the invite.

- So did I.

I'm thinking of bringing Asha
if things go well at Homecoming.

It's our first date ever
and I really wanna impress her.

That's why I rented a limo.

I just hope she likes it.
- Easy there, buddy.

Just be confident,
show no fear,

and before you know it,

she'll be eatin' outta
the palm of your hand.

- She's a girl,
not a goat.

- It worked on you.

- Hey, what if you two
came with us in the limo?

Double dates can really
help ease the tension.

- Uh, actually--
- We'd love to!

I've always wanted
to ride in a limo.

- That'd be awesome.

Having you guys there

will totally make me
feel more comfortable.

Thanks, guys.

- Pepper, you never asked me
if I wanted to go in a limo.

I could have something
fancy planned like...

rentin' a party tractor.

- Do you?
- No.

- Good because
that's not fancy.

- I don't know.

It's got a...
* glove box

- *

- Okay, so I have this
pair for Short Jake,

this pair for Tall Jake,

and these beauties
for Just-Right-Jake.

- Uh, if Just-Right-Jake
is just right,

why did you get shoes
for anyone else?

- Because I like shoes.

- [doorbell ringing]

- Hey, Bella.

- Hey, Charlie, thanks for
bringing back my hoodie.

- Sure. Also, the real
reason why I came here...

Bella, can I take
you to Homecoming?

- Oh, wow! Yes!
- Really?

I was worried
I waited too long.

I kept trying to find
the perfect way to ask,

but I couldn't think
of anything,

so I kinda took
your hoodie.

- So you would have an excuse
to come over here and ask me?

Aw, you're a romantic burglar.

- Watch out or I'll
steal your heart.

Too cheesy?
- A little bit.

- Okay, I'm gonna go
before you change your mind.

- Yeah, I'm gonna...
I'll take that.

- Yeah, you need that.
Okay, bye.

- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Bella, you al--

- I know, I already told
Zach I'd go with him.

But it's just a friend date.
- Yeah, but--

- And the guy I like-like
wants to take me.

- I know, but don't--
- I'll just call Zach

and explain
everything to him.

Thanks for getting me
through this, guys.

- We're so good.
- I know.

- Hey, QB.
- Hey, Zach.

So, look, about
Homecoming--

- Uh, I was about to
call you, actually.

I crashed my bike
and, well...

I broke my foot.

- Oh, my gosh, Zach.
I'm so sorry.

You know, you should
probably take it easy

and stay home
this weekend.

- No, no, I don't
wanna ruin

another Homecoming
for you, Bella.

I mean, it really
only hurts when I--

[winces]
Ow. Move it.

- I'll be fine, really.

I'll have my friends there and
I'll have a great time alone.

I promise. Feel better.

- Thanks. I'm sorry, Bella.

Bye.
- Bye, Zach!

Well, that was easier
than I expected.

- So, you got the date
you wanted

without having to do the dirty
work of ditching Zach?

Seriously, I want your life.

Or Taylor Swift's life
and then Beyoncé's.

And then like
Jennifer Lawrence's and...

Let's just say
you're in my top five.

[clicks tongue]

- [clicks tongue]

- This limo's really
great, Newt.

I can't believe you went
to so much trouble.

- It was no trouble.
My dad has a punch card.

Every tenth limo
ride is free.

- Group limo selfie!

- [phone camera clicks]

- That's selfie number 17.
I think you got it.

- I just wanna capture
the moment perfectly.

- I just wanna stop
seeing spots.

- [window lowering]
- Hello, I'm Lavelle.

I'll be your driver.

- Aren't you
the Vitale's Pizza guy?

- I am, but I took
a second job

'cause I'm saving up
for an above-ground pool.

- I'm sorry, let me stop
you right there.

Lavelle, is it?

Uh, could we take
a little detour

and drive along
Moonlight Ridge?

I thought a nice drive along
Silverado's most romantic spot

would be a good way
to kick off the night.

- Ooh, hoo, nice move, kid.

Game changer.

- I hope this night
turns out to be

everything you thought
it would be.

- [crunching]
Mmm...

- Do you have to
crunch so loudly?

They're trying to
have a moment.

- Hey, I'm trying
to have my own moment

here with these "Cheesos."
They're delicious.

[crunching]
Mmmm...

- You know, we're almost
at Moonlight Ridge.

I'm sure
the spectacular view

will make us all
feel romantic.

- [heavy thud]
- What was that?

- [wheels spinning]
- That didn't sound good.

- Sir, so, I have good
news and bad news.

The bad news--this
afternoon's rain

washed out the road
to Moonlight Ridge

and two wheels are
stuck in the mud.

- What's the good news?

- Coulda been all four.

Pound it.

- I'd rather not.

- You're the boss.

- *

- Okay, Silverado,
y'all ready to dance!

- STUDENTS:
[cheering]

- Thanks for the corsage.

How did you know lilies
were my favorite flower?

- You mentioned it at
the farmers' market once.

- Wow, you have
a great memory.

- Just for the people
who matter.

- Oh, Charlie.

- Still too cheesy?

- No. Just cheesy enough.

- Troy, what happened
to all your hotties?

- Well, it turns out
I waited too long.

Gina got pink eye,
and Carlie and Marlie Turner,

they went with
the Brenner twins.

So, I'm left with no date.

- Well, you're
not alone, pal.

- Yeah, yeah, I am.

You didn't hear what
I said about the twins?

I just said it. I...

- I mean the same thing
happened to me.

Tall Jake and Short Jake
got in a fight

about who was going to ask me
and they both got suspended.

And Just-Right-Jake
got the other Sophie.

- The other Sophie?

sh**t, she's 7.2 at best.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Okay, kids, next couple?

- What?
- Oh, uh...

- We're actually
not a couple.

- Okay, yeah, smile.

- [camera shutter clicks]
- I got a great picture.

Okay, next couple.

- We'll just crop each
other out later.

- Good call.

- You know, I haven't
had the best of luck

with school dances,
but tonight is...

well, it's kind of perfect.

I'm having so much fun.

- Good. Hey,
how about some punch?

- That'd be great. Thanks.

- Awesome.
[laughing]

- Yep, perfect.

- Punch?

- Thanks, Zach. Zach!!

You're here?

- I couldn't let
you have another

ruined Homecoming, Bella.

I wanted your night
to be perfect.

- Oh, you shouldn't have.

You really, really
shouldn't have.

- ACE: This next song
is called

"What Did You Do, Girl?"
by the Two-Timers.

- Oh, that's a great one.
[laughing]

- Zach, you should be
at home resting your foot.

And here's the thing,
I'm actually here--

- No, hey, it's okay.
I wanted to be here.

I just can't believe
I broke my foot

on the way to the flower shop
to pick up your corsage.

- Wait, you did that
getting a corsage for me?

- Oh, you already have one.

Are you on a date?

- What? This? No.

This is...Sophie's.

See, we were sort of
playing a joke on her.

Sophie!

- Zach, um, hi.
What are you doing--

- Zach didn't wanna ruin
another Homecoming,

so he got himself
a knee cart...

and here is your corsage.

He thought it was mine,
but I told him

we were playing
a joke on you

because I didn't
want him to think

I was on a date or something.

- Wow. So much information.

- Oh, hey, Barnes.
What happened to your foot?

Ooh, nice cart.
What's that, an X91-J?

- Could you guys excuse
us for a second.

This is a nightmare.

- I take it back.
I don't want your life.

- I was about to
tell Zach the truth

until he told me
he broke his foot

getting me a corsage.

He's so sweet
and now I'm the reason

one of his legs
is a wheel.

- Well, what are
you gonna do?

- Okay, I just have to
keep Zach and Charlie apart.

You go help Troy
keep Zach busy.

I'm gonna go find Charlie.

- Wait. Here.

- Well, you know this pad
is heated, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Check it.
[flicks switch]

- Oh, wow, that's nice.

- Sophie, come feel
this hot knee pad.

- [silently]
No...

- I'm sorry we won't
see Moonlight Ridge.

- That's okay. The way the dome
light is flickering,

it reminds me of stars.

- Actually, I think
that's a trapped moth,

but I like your
positivity.

It's such
a refreshing change.

- Just sayin', we wouldn't
be stranded in the mud,

if we took the party tractor.

- So, it's my fault
we're stuck here.

You know, Sawyer, this really
isn't working out.

I'm starting to think
we're just too different.

Maybe we should break up.

- Whoa, you guys
are not breaking up.

They're not breaking up.

You guys are not
breaking up.

- I agree, Pepper.
We should break up.

- What? No, no, no, no.

Look, Lavelle is calling
a tow truck

and soon we'll
be out of here

and on our way to the fun
and romantic dance.

- So, I have good
news and bad news.

- [sobbing]

- The bad news is I have no
phone reception up here,

so I can't call someone
to get us outta this ditch.

It'll have to be pushed.

And since I'm the only
one who can legally

be behind the wheel...
- You want us to push?

- What's the good news?

- The good news is
I don't have to push.

Pound it.

Uh-oh.

- You know, all this dancing
is making me thirsty.

Do you want some punch?
- Well, actually, I--

- Great. I'll...
I'll meet you over there.

- Oh, okay.

- Heads up.
- Uh-huh.

- Hey, there you are.

- Zach, you shouldn't be
standing on an injured foot.

Let's sit down.

Over here.
- Oh.

Well, we can't
really see much here.

- Oh. Uh...

Does that help?
- No, not really.

Anyway, uh, Bella, I wanted to
talk to you about something.

- I'll bet it's the punch.

I'll go get some.
Be right "b."

Corsage me.
- Okay.

- Charlie, guess who
has punch?

- Okay, party people,
it's time to kick it up a notch.

- [electronic dance music]

- SOPHIE & TROY:
That's my jam!

- *

- ACE: Woo, check out
that hot couple

making moves on
the dance floor!

- Who's he talking about?

- No idea, but they ain't
got moves like us!

- *

- Hey, you seem outta breath.
Are you okay?

- I'm fine.
[panting]

- Then let's boogie!

I've been practicing earlier,

and this cart actually
improves my moves.

- You know, you should probably
take it easy on that foot.

I'm okay if you
need to leave.

In fact, you should
probably leave.

Why don't you leave?
- No, no, no.

I'm fine. Really.
Let's dance.

- [weak laugh]

- Time to check out
our couples photos.

Who do you think

should be Homecoming
King and Queen?

- Oh, I didn't know
Troy and Sophie were a couple.

- We're not a couple!

- We haven't cracked
it yet, man.

- Yeah, too bad I was
late getting here.

We coulda been up
on that wall.

- Yeah, maybe next time.

- I'm hoping there
will be a next time.

Bella, I still like you.

- Oh, I like you, too.
You're a really great guy.

- No, no, Bella,
I "like you" like you.

- You "like me" like me?

I don't know what to say.

- I don't know what
to say either.

So you are here
with someone else.

- Zach, I can explain.

- Don't bother.

- Zach.

- Uh, I'm confused.
So, who's Bella here with?

- [silently]
I don't know.

- LAVELLE: I just wanna
apologize again

for leaving the parking brake
on while you were pushing.

But the good news
is the parking brake works.

- [sighing] I can't believe
I messed everything up.

Because I forced us all to
go to the dance in a limo,

I drove a wedge between
a sweet, innocent couple.

I'm a homewrecker.

[gasping]
Oh, my gosh,

I'm my stepmom Brenda.

- Newt, you didn't
break us up.

We did.
- Yeah.

I think it's been
coming along for a while.

But neither of us
wanted to admit it.

- Well, I know I didn't.

I wanted to break up,

but I was afraid of
losing you as a friend.

- Sawyer, we'll
always be friends.

But maybe we'd be better
off not being a couple.

- So, are you still coming
to my goat's birthday party?

- Well, yeah.
I already bought her a gift.

- Oh?

- I'm I've ruined
the night, Asha.

- You didn't ruin anything.

This is way more fun than
staying home studying.

Plus, you looked so manly
while pushing the limo.

- Thanks.
- NEWT & ASHA: [laughing]

- Nice job, playa.
Pound it!

- What the heck.

Boom...

tshh...

- *

- Zach, wait!
Hear me out!

- Bella, I just
wanna go home.

- Please!

See, I really like Charlie,

but I didn't think
he was going to ask me.

So when you asked me to go
as a friend, I said yes.

But then Charlie did ask me,
so, I called you,

but when I saw you were hurt,

I thought I could get out of it
without telling you the truth.

I guess it was my turn
to ruin Homecoming.

- I just wish you would
have told me the truth.

- I wish I did, too.

- Charlie, I'm telling you,
Bella's not out here.

- You do know I can
see her right there.

- See? I told you
she was out here.

Hi, Bella.
- Bella. What's going on?

- Charlie, uh, this is
Zach and...he's...

- A linebacker from
East Silverado.

I know Bella from football.

We were just, you know,
catching up.

Trash talking a little.

Although I pretty much
own her on the field.

Anyway, uh, enjoy the rest
of your night, Bella.

See ya next game.
- Bye, Zach.

- We should get back in.

They're gonna announce
King and Queen soon.

- Uh, just one sec.
I gotta talk to Sophie.

Uh, but maybe you
could get me some--

- Punch. I know.
I'm on it.

But that's your last
one tonight, okay?

- I am so back to
wanting your life.

- I don't know if I do.
- Why not?

Charlie's a great guy

and Zach didn't blow it for you,
which was just...just...

Bella, do you like
both of them?

- Um...

yeah!

- Girl, you and your life.

Primero le gusta un muchacho y
depués le gusta el otro pero

ahora le gustan los dos.
Es que contigo no puedo porque--

- This thing is awesome!
- Come on, Troy!

My mom's waiting for
me in the parking lot.

- [dance music]

- Oh, my gosh,
where have you guys been?

- My guess is a swamp.

- I resent that.

I was born in a swamp.

- Can I just say you
two look so great.

I love it when couples
coordinate their formalwear.

- TROY & SOPHIE:
We are not a couple!

- ACE: And this year's
Homecoming King and Queen are...

Troy Dixon and Sophie Delarosa!

- STUDENTS:
[cheering, applauding]

- You know what?
We are a couple.

Of winners!

- Holla to queen!

- That's right,
we won Homecoming.

- [dance music]

- *