02x14 - Party of Three

[bunniefuu]

- So, Bella, you had something
to tell us about Zack?

- Yes.
I've decided that--

- [movie theme playing]

- Uh, guys, do you mind
turning that down we're--

- Shh!

- We're watching the trailer
for Galaxy Battle 4:

The Fight for Peace.

- Oh, look at it go.

- [on cellphone]
We'll bring peace to the galaxy,

even if we have
to fight forever.

- Ooh!
- Oh, yeah, baby!

Woohoo!

- Annoying fan boys like you are
the reason we'll wait

instead of seeing that movie
on Friday night.

- Suit yourselves.

But you're gonna miss out
on our homemade Orion Starfly

and Rando Beeboo costumes.

- Oh sh**t.

- Be sure to take pictures...

so I can post them
on boyslookstupid.com.

- As I was saying,
ever since I realized that Zack

was the guy for me,
I've been wanting

to ask him out.

So, today is the day.

- Oh, that's amazing.

This is how you're
going to do it.

Picture this...
You're on a beach in Hawaii.

- Already sounds reasonable.

- He's on the shoreline
waxing a surfboard.

You ride in on a dolphin--
- Okay, here's what you do.

You call him up and say
you, me...we're dating.

And then you hang up.

- What if he wants to say no?

- He can't.
That's the beauty of it.

- These are great suggestions,
but I'm going to go

with my idea.

Zack likes Buffalo Wing
Wednesdays at the Starcade,

so I'm gonna show up tonight
and ask if he wants to come over

to my house and watch a game.

- Oh yeah.

That's better than mine.

- I'm so happy for you.

Ooh, and now I can save the
dolphin for my wedding

[dolphin noises]

- ♪

♪ You won't find me
in the bleachers ♪

- ♪ Yeah, that girl
is one of us ♪

- ♪ I'm made
of spice and sugar ♪

- ♪ She's pretty
and pretty tough ♪

- ♪ And add a little glitter

- ♪ Three yard's
in a cloud of dust ♪

- ♪ And you got, you got

- ♪ A game changer,
a player maker ♪

♪ Take the ball,
she'll see it there ♪

- ♪ I'm on
a dream like team ♪

♪ Like living like
one of the boys ♪

- ♪ She got it going, going

♪ She got it going on

- ♪ I'm gonna play like,
Friday night ♪

♪ Kick it like one of the boys

- ♪ She got it going, going

- ♪ One of, one of the boys ♪

- So, Bella, you look nice.

Why are you all dressed up?

- Well, just between us,

when Zack gets here
I'm gonna ask him out.

- You're asking Zack out?
- I sure am.

First I'm gonna butter him up
with a dozen wings.

Then I'll follow it
with a half dozen of these...

Bam!

And then I'll ask him out.

- Wow, that's a really
great plan, Bella.

Except you forgot one thing.

He's never gonna say yes.

- What?
Why not?

- Well, uh, you did break
the guy's foot at homecoming.

- Actually she broke
his heart at homecoming.

- Oh.
- She broke his foot before.

Remember that?
- Come on!

Breaking his heart was
unintentional.

And I did not break his foot,
hHe fell of his bike.

- On his way
to get your corsage.

And then he showed up
at the dance to be your date.

But, surprise...
You already had one.

Uh, uh, uh.

- You guys don't know anything
about romance or relationships.

- Then why don't we ask
someone who does.

Hey, Newt.

Come here.

What do you think about
Bella asking out Zack?

- Oh, Bella,
that is so sweet--

- Thank you.

- --that you'd think he'd go out
with you after all

that you've done to him.

- Oh, don't look now.
But here he comes.

- [gasps]

- So, Bella, you still
going to go through with it?

Bella?

- You guys never saw me.

- Now, my favorite part in all
the Galaxy Battle movies was

when Orion Starfly sliced
that death bot in half

with his laser axe.

And then he looked right
at him and said "See you laser."

- Oh.

- Straight false move, man.

- Yeah, well that Starfly
totally cool

and always in control.

You know, I've always seen
you as my Orion Starfly.

- For real?

Well, I've always thought
of you as Orion's best friend.

Rando Beeboo.

- I remind you
of a half man, half frog?

Oh, thanks, man.

He is my favorite.

- Okay, seriously?
I am totally lost.

What are you guys
talking about?

- The Galaxy Battle
movies, dude.

- Oh, I've never seen
those movies.

- [gasping] what?
- [gasping] what?

- Yeah. I'm just not
a space kind of guy.

I mean rocket ships
and moon men?

It's just not relatable.

- Newt, those movies aren't just
about spaceships and aliens.

They're about so much more.

Okay, how about tomorrow,
before we go see part four,

we all watch the original
three galaxy battle movies

at my house, huh?

- Sure.
I'll give it a shot.

- Sweet.
- Let's do it.

- Oh, this is so exciting.

And then next weekend we can
watch my favorite movie series.

It's about a woman who solves
life's greatest mystery...

love.

- Say what?

- Yeah.

It's called
"The Wedding Detective".

The only crime is being single.

- Pass.
- Pass.

- Tell us again
why you didn't ask out Zack.

- Because the guys
told me he'd say no.

- Right.

I thought that's what you said.

I just didn't believe it...
'coz it's cray-cray.

- Bella, you have been waiting
for this opportunity forever.

- But the guys made
some really good points.

- And you're never going to know
what Zack's answer is

unless you actually ask him out.

- Which is why we invited Zack
back here today

for Buffalo Thigh Thursdays.

- In this email
from Starcade Manager,

Piper Delarosa-Stein.

- Okay, first of all,
buffalo thighs?

Really?

Secondly, Piper Delarosa-Stein?

You just combined your names.

Nobody is gonna fall for that...

Oh my gosh, he fell for it.
There's Zack.

- Bella!

Are...are you guys here
for Buffalo Thigh Thursdays too?

- No.

But that sure sounds
like a delicious idea.

- Since you're here, Bella did
have something she wanted

to ask you.
- I did?

- Yes, you did.

- Sure, Bella.
What's up?

- Hey, so...uh, uh...I...

I know you like watching
football.

So I was wondering if you wanted
to come over to my place

and watch the Texas/Oklahoma
game tomorrow?

- I...I'd love to.
That sounds like fun.

- Great.

See you then.
- Awesome.

Now if you guys will excuse me
I'm going to get me

some buffalo thighs.

- I can't believe it!

I have a date
with Zack Barnes tomorrow.

- ZACK: What do you mean
there's no buffalo thighs?

Get me Piper Delarosa-Stein!

- We should go.

- I now introduce to you,
the famous space smugglers.

Orion Starfly!

- And Rando Beeboo.

- Wow.

You guys really went all out.

I particular enjoy these,
uh, what do you call them?

Space chips?

Starfly snacks?

Oh, Beeboo bites?

- Those are just nachos man.
What?

Now, prepare yourself.

Your life is about
to be changed...

forever.

- [movie theme playing]

- So good.
That's so good.

- Oh.

So, what do you think?

Life changing
or just merely mind blowing.

- Pass.

- What?

What could you have possibly
not liked about something

that is perfect?

- First of all
the heroes are Rando,

an out of control pilot
who refuses to obey

the light speed limit.

And Orion, a selfish thief
who's constantly forgetting

his girlfriend's birthdays.

Not exactly good guys.

- Oh, come on.

Sometimes you have to break
a few rules to save the galaxy.

- Break a few rules?

They gamble,
they lie, they cheat.

They shot Lord Moonslayer
into a black hole never to be

seen again.

- But Moonslayer was a bad guy.

- A bad guy with a family.

What are his kids gonna do
without Papa Moonslayer?

Hmm? Who's gonna pay
their space rent?

- Space rent?

Did we just watch
the same movie? What...

- Also, those crazy
names are so confusing.

I mean what the heck is
a Beeboo?

- Me.

I'm Beeboo.

- Look, I'm sorry.

I didn't like it.
It's just my opinion.

- Well your opinion is stupid.

- I'm Beeboo.

- Okay, you know what,
obviously I've touched a nerve.

I'm just gonna go.

- You know what?
I don't care what he says.

These are the greatest movies
ever and I can't wait to see

the new one tonight.

- I'm Beeboo.

- I know man.

I know.

- Uh, what happened
to all our chairs?

- Oh, I put them in the back
so you and Zack will have to sit

right next to each other...

on the couch.

- I like the way you think.

- And I made just
one bowl of popcorn,

so it will be easier
for you to accidentally touch...

greasy, butter covered hands.

- Ooh, romantic.

This date with Zack never would
have happened without you.

I just want to say
you two are the best.

- We know.

- Piper Delarosa-Stein,
at your service.

- [doorbell rings]
- That's him.

- Ooh!
We'll go out the back.

- Eek!
- Good luck.

- Hey, you...two.

- Oh, Bella.
This is my girlfriend, Alesha.

I hope it's okay I brought her.

- Yeah, come...come in.
Sit down.

It is absolutely okay
you brought your girlfriend...

to our date night.

So fun!

- So, what's up, Zack...
and girlfriend?

- It's Alesha.

- Yeah, that's just how I talk.

Like, what's up girlfriend?

Hey there, girlfriend.

Or...girlfriend?

- Are we early?

- Yeah, I thought
this was a party?

- You thought this was a party?

I thought this was a party too.

So why's it so dark up in here?

What light?
Swag. YOLO.

Here, have some popcorn.

Uh, I'll go see where
all the other party guests are.

- Your hands are so buttery.

- Oh you guys are
so adorable [retches].

- You okay, Bella?

- Oh, yeah.
I'm fine.

I just swallowed my pride...bug.

Pride bug.

It's a thing.

- He has a girlfriend?
When did that happen?

- I don't know.
But he thought this was a party.

So now it's me, Zack and stupid
Alesha on the worst date ever.

I shouldn't call her stupid.
She seems nice.

I like her bag.

- Ooh, what does it look like?

- It's big, but not too big.

Leather, brown--

- Focus!

How do we get Bella out of this?

- What if we turn it into
the party Zack was expecting?

- That's great.

And Zack will never know I was
asking him out and maybe

I won't have to die of complete
humiliation and shame.

- We'll start making calls
to get people over there.

- Thanks.

Well, hurry up because I want
to get this party jumping.

Why are Silverado kids
always fashionably late?

- Oh, cool.
Game just started.

Hey, grab a seat
with me and Alesha.

- Great.

I like your bag.

- [movie theme playing]

- AUDIENCE: Yeah!

- Galaxy Battle 4:
The Fight for Peace.

- AUDIENCE: Yeah!

- Newt has no idea
what he's talking about.

- BEEBOO: [on screen] Come on!

Move it or lose it Grandma.

- [g*nshots firing]

- BEEBO: [on screen] What?
She was old anyway.

- AUDIENCE: Yeah!

- Okay, maybe Beeboo is
a little out of control.

That could have been my grandma.

- FEMALE: [on screen]
Orion Starfly,

I can't believe you forgot
my birthday...again.

- ORION STARFLY: [on screen]
Space kid, am I right?

- [laughing]

- Dang, bro.

That's just cold.

- Is it possible Newt was right
about our heroes being awful?

- No, no.

Orion and Beeboo are good dudes.

I think.

- Wait, what are they
doing with those kids?

- ORION: [on screen]
We heard you kids wanted to see

your Papa Moonslayer.

Well you can join him...

in the bottom
of this black hole!

- AUDIENCE: Yeah!

- Beeboo, no!

- He did not just throw those
kids in the black hole.

- Shh!

We're trying to watch the movie.

- Well let me tell
you how it goes.

Orion and Rando fly around blow
things up and act like jerks.

The end.
- AUDIENCE: Boo!

- Guys, if you can't be quiet
I'm gonna have to ask you

to leave.
- No problem.

We're outta here.

Can't watch anymore
of this trash.

- There are so many
randoms in my house.

- Sorry, Bella.

It was last minute
and most people are out

watching Galaxy Battle.

- We got the coolest people
we could get on short notice.

- Let's get this party started.

- Slim pickings, huh?

- Hey, Bella, my mom told me
never to come to someone's house

empty-handed.

So here you go.

- Mustard packets?

Thank you.

- [cheering]

- Oh, Zack's here.

Any new developments
for my Silverado gossip show?

- Oh, why don't you two
make yourselves at home...

in another room.

Upstairs even.

That was close.

- Hey, Bella.

We're out of popcorn.

Do you have any other
party snacks?

- Party snacks?

Oh, right.

Party snacks.

Would you please get
the other party snacks?

- What?
- We're on it.

- Chauncey, why are you wearing
my mom's flip-flops?

- Oh, I thought these
were for the guest.

- No.

They aren't for the guests.

- Well, I'm guessing this lamp
isn't for the guests either?

- No.

Put that back.

- What kind of party is this?

- What are those?

- Raw broccoli sandwiches.

- And a bowl of mayonnaise.

Your mom really needs
to go grocery shopping.

- Fine.
Put it on the snack table.

- These are your party snacks?

- Yeah, well...you know, I--

- Ooh!

Broccoli sandwiches...
and mayonnaise dipping sauce?

- See?

He gets it.

- Yes I do.

Mmm.

- Bella, we somehow changed
this night from a total disaster

to a...marginally
awkward get together.

- Thank you.

One more quarter
and I can get out of here

without Zack and Alesha
finding out anything.

- [cheering]

- Double reverse
for the touchdown!

- And did you see that
stiff arm...insane.

- Oh, yes.

That dude is a beast.

- I'm just gonna go get us
some snacks.

- Oh thanks.

I totally could
have taken that guy.

- No way.
He was so fast.

- Like I couldn't beat him.

- This is the most awkward
party I've ever been to.

- This isn't even
really a party.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, I was in the coat closet
looking for some flip-flips

and I overheard
Pepper and Sophie.

Apparently Bella asked out Zack.

But he misunderstood
and brought his girlfriend.

So Bella threw
this fake party.

- She did?

- I feel bad for Zack's
girlfriend because it looks like

things are really
working out for Bella.

- I'm Mace.
This is Chauncey.

And you are?

- Zack's girlfriend.

- Oh.

Ooh...

- Zack, I'm gonna go.

- Alesha?

- ZACK: What...what's wrong?

- What did you guys just do?

- See this...this is why we
don't get invited to parties.

- Newt, we just watched
Galaxy Battle 4.

We want to tell you something.

- Guys, if you're here
to tell me it's awesome.

I don't really--
- No, you were so right.

Those movies are terrible
and we owe you an apology.

- Yeah, our heroes are
awful people.

Did you know that Starfly
and Beeboo tossed

Lord Moonslayer's kids
into a black hole?

His kids, man!

- And even worse, Beeboo was
just speeding across the galaxy

without wearing a seatbelt.

- Swear, I don't think
that's worse.

- Agree to disagree.

- Do you even know
what a black hole is?

- Seatbelts save lives.
- Guys, stop.

After leaving your place I felt
bad about insulting the movies

you guys love so much.

So I went out and saw
the new one on my own.

- You did?
- Really?

- Yeah, and it was...awesome!

Starfly was like
bazoom-vroom-vroom,

pachew-chew.

And Beeboo was
flying around like vroom.

Move it or lose it, Grandma!

Boom!

- I don't understand.

You said you hated
the first one.

- Yeah.

But after seeing the new one
I realized I was focusing

on the wrong thing.

Sure Orion and Beeboo
could be jerks,

but sometimes you have to break
a few rules to save the galaxy.

And, to be honest,
Moonslayer's kids were

such brats.

I would have thrown them
in a black hole too.

- Wait a minute, you've ruined
our favorite movies series

of all time for us
and now you love it?

- Guilty.

- Not cool, Newt.

- Should throw you
in a black hole.

- Come on, guys.
Don't be mad.

Wait, check it out.

I'm Tuc-Tuc Corduroy.

Blaaah!

Guys, come on.

Blaaah!

See she likes it.
She likes it.

- Zack, is everything okay?

- No, Alesha, wants to leave
but won't even tell me why.

- I don't know what happened
but she doesn't even want

to see me right now.

- Poor guy.

He looks so heartbroken.

- But on the bright side...

Sorry, I thought
enough time has passed.

- This is my fault.

I have to fix it.

Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

I'm just waiting
for my brother to pick me up.

- Alesha, I--

- Look, I know you tried to ask
out Zack and are having

this party to cover it up.

- Yeah.
I look like an idiot.

If I knew he was with someone
I would have never asked him out

in the first place.
- Really?

Because you and Zack sure looked
like you were having a good time

in there.
- No, I wasn't.

Okay, I was.

But...but I don't want him.

Okay, I did.

Look, I'm not trying to mess up
anything for the two of you.

- Really?

- Yes.

Look I promise
I'll stay away from Zack.

No calls, no texts, no parties.

He's all yours.

Does that work?

- Yeah, that works.

- Great.

Then go in there
and get your guy...

girlfriend.

Sausage and biscuits!

- Alesha, look,
I'm not sure what--

- Don't worry, Zack.

It was just a misunderstanding.

Bella straightened
everything out.

- Bella?

Wow thanks.

- No problem...bro.

- Uh, well, I guess Alesha
and I are gonna get going.

- Okay.

Bye, Alesha.

Bye, Zack.

- It was the right
thing to do, mama.

- Yeah.

Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

- Hey, Bella, where'd
your mom get these flip-flops?

They're so snazzy.

- Okay, party's over.

Get out!

- I'm taking the lamp.

- So good.

So good.

Well, that was
"The Wedding Detective".

Now, fair is fair.

Rip it apart.

- Actually I liked it.

- It was dope.
- What?

- Yeah, I mean
it's actually pretty clever.

How a movie called
"The Wedding Detective" is

totally anti-love.
- Mmhm.

- Uh, no, no, no.
That's not what the--

- Yeah, that's what
the movie is saying.

Love is evil.

- What?
No, no, no, no.

I'm not listening.
Love is beautiful.

- Well played my man.

We ruined
his favorite movie series.

- Had to be done.

So, erm,

you want to watch
the second one?

- Heck you.
I thought they were super cute.