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01x10 - Pilfered Piggy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x10 - Pilfered Piggy

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- Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right, it's Bluedles.

♪ Shiera and Loli
are out of control-ly, ♪

♪ with twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the quirks,
Molly and Doodles Shiera ♪

♪ and Loli are out
of control-ly come into ♪

♪ the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Shiera and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

- Okay, Shiera.

I think I've
got them all now.

I have 20 quarters, nine dimes,
seven nickels and 21 pennies.

How much is that?

- $6.46.

- Wow.

- that was impressive, sis.

- Thanks, Loli.

Hey, wait.

I think there's
something still inside.

Why, this
quarter sure is shiny.

I wonder
what I'll buy with this one.

Licorice.

A lollipop?

Marbles?

Maybe a new big red ball.

- I have an idea.

- What?

- How about
you buy nothing.

- Nothing?

- Yeah.

Maybe you should put
that quarter with the others

and save them all
for something bigger, better.

- I don't know.

I sure do have
a lot of quarters now.

- Well, it's your money,
Loli, but if it were my money,

I'd put it somewhere
safe where no one could find it.

- Why would I
want to do that?

- For safekeeping.

- Safekeeping?

♪ - You should think
of keeping all the things ♪

♪ you love in just one space. ♪

♪ That way,
when you look for them, ♪

♪ they'll always
be in the same place. ♪

♪ A place that's
special for safekeeping ♪

♪ that nobody knows about. ♪

♪ So, keep it secret
for safekeeping so no one ♪

♪ else figures it out. ♪

♪ Shh, shh. ♪

♪ - Sometimes it is
fun to have a little box ♪

♪ or special
drawer to hold money, ♪

♪ jewelry, your colored
shells and so much more. ♪

♪ Just make sure
that only you and you alone ♪

♪ know where it is,
because after all your ♪

♪ special place is
no one else's business. ♪

♪ A place that's
special for safekeeping ♪

♪ that nobody knows about. ♪

♪ So, keep it secret
for safekeeping so no one ♪

♪ else figures it out. ♪

♪ A place that's special
for safekeeping that nobody ♪

♪ knows about. ♪

♪ So, keep it secret
for safekeeping so no one ♪

♪ else figures it out. ♪

♪ Shh, shh. ♪

- Good idea.

You're right, sis.

I'm going to take all
my money and feed it to Pete.

- Feed it to Pete?

Who's Pete?

- Pete the Piggy.

- Oh, right.

Pete, your piggy bank.

Duh.

- And I know just
where he is because I always

keep him in the same spot.

Okay, Pete.

Time for another
visit from your pal, Loli.

Pete?

Pete!

Where are you?

- I thought you said you always
kept him in the same spot.

- I do, Shiera,
but he's not there.

- Are you sure
you didn't move him?

- I'm positive.

Pete is supposed
to be right here.

- Hmm.

Well, I don't
see him, either.

- He's gone!

- Now, let me see
if I have this straight.

You want me to invent
a special device that will

help you find
things that are lost.

- Yes.

How long do
you think that will take?

- Well, I would
have to say it could be anywhere

between a few
minutes to hopefully never.

- Icky.

- This has been
a hard one, Loli,

even for a
scientific genius like myself,

who just invented
the Dittydoodle stay-awake watch

guaranteed to keep you
wide awake for days at a time.

- Oh, I'm never
going to find Pete the piggy.

- Hi, Loli, Hi, Icky.

What do you know?

- I can tell
you what I don't know;

where Pete
my piggy bank is.

- Oh, no, you
can't find Pete the Piggy Bank?

That's too bad, Loli.

Well, have you tried
re-tracing your steps?

- Re-tracing my steps?

- Simply go back to
the last place where you used

your piggy bank
and that will help you remember

exactly where it is.

- But I know where
it was and now it's not there.

What do I do now?

I feel like
I've tried everything.

- Have you tried asking
everybody at Dittydoodle Works

if they've seen it?

- No.

- Well, then you haven't tried
everything, now, have you, Loli?

- No, but I'd better
get started asking around ASAP.

That means,
as soon as possible.

Thanks for that info.

Go find that bank.

Oh, she's so silly.

- Yeah, woo-hoo, oh, yeah!

Bam!

Thank you and good night!

Woo-hoo.

- Hi, Zippy.

What are you doing?

- Just giving
the people what they want.

I'm huge in Europe.

- Zippy, did you
take Pete my piggy bank?

- Me?

Pete?

Take me where?

Who?

Why?

- I always keep him
in the same spot in my closet,

and now he's gone.

- Gone?

I didn't take him.

Maybe, maybe someone else did.

- Someone else?

Like who?

- I don't know.

Like, maybe, like,
like, like Doodles, or...

- Doodles?

Did you see him take Pete?

- Me?

No, no,
I didn't see a thing.

All I know
is I didn't do it.

- But you think Doodles did.

- Yes.

I mean, no.

I mean,
I don't know, he could.

Wait.

What was the question?

- Never mind, Zippy.

I think you
might be onto something.

Thanks for the info.

Now I'd
better go find Doodles.

- Okay, but whatever you do,
please don't tell him you

spoke to me.

Oh, no.

- Okay, Doodles,
where's my piggy bank?

- Your what?

- You know,
Pete my piggy bank?

Pink, funny-looking nose, has
a slit on top to put money in.

Why did you take him?

- Why'd I take him?

I really hope you're kidding.

- Well, I'm not kidding.

- Well, I didn't take him,
and I"m offended that you would

even accuse
me of such a thing.

- Well, someone
took him because he's missing.

- Did you think
that maybe you misplaced him?

- I did not misplace him.

- Well, did you
try recounting your...

- ...yes, I retraced my steps,
but I still can't find

my poor piggy anywhere.

Someone had
to take him, Doodles.

- Why would
somebody do that?

- I don't know,
but when I find out who it is,

that's the first
question I'm going to ask them.

- Whoa, don't put
your stuff in there, Blondie.

We'll figure this out.

Now, we know
you don't get the pig,

and I'm certain
I didn't take him.

- So you say.

- So that narrows it down to...

- Who?

- Everyone else.

- Everyone else?

- Yep.

Everyone else
here at Dittydoodle Works.

- Everyone but Zippy,
because I already asked him

and he said
he didn't take any pig.

- And you believe
that crooked little quirk?

- Well, I believe you.

- Yeah, but that's different.

- Wait a second.

Why should
I believe you and not Zippy.

- Loli, look at me.

How could I steal
your piggy bank when I couldn't

even lift it?

- That's right, Doodles.

- Okay, relax Loli.

I know just what to do to
find your precious piggy bank.

- You do?

- Mm-hmm, of course.

It's time we summoned your old
pal and mine, Detective Doodles.

- Detective Doodles?

Who's that?

- Don't move.

I'll go get him.

♪ I am Detective Doodles. ♪

♪ I always use my
noodle to solve any crime ♪

♪ or mystery, yeah,
Sherlock's got nothing on me. ♪

♪ If you've been wronged,
then do not fear, ♪

♪ Detective Doodles, here. ♪

♪ I am Detective Doodles. ♪

♪ I'll find your missing poodle,
even your lost piggy bank. ♪

♪ Oh, it's okay,
no need to thank me yet, ♪

♪ but just so that you know,
I'll take checks, ♪

♪ cash or any form of dough. ♪

♪ I'll cross any
ocean or climb any mountain. ♪

♪ I'll walk across the
country to track down a lead. ♪

♪ I'll weather a blizzard
or fight alligators. ♪

♪ I'll even walk a tightrope. ♪

- Okay, Doodles, I get it.

- Hey, haven't
you ever heard of drama?

- Drama?

I love drama.

♪ - I am Detective Doodles. ♪

♪ I always use my noodle to
solve any crime or mystery, ♪

♪ yeah, Sherlock's
got nothing on me. ♪

♪ If you've been wronged,
then do not fear, ♪

♪ Detective
Doodle's here. ♪

- Oh, brother.

- State your full name.

- Zipper the Quirk.

- Where were
you yesterday afternoon?

- Shouldn't I
have a lawyer present?

- A lawyer?

What do you
need a lawyer for?

No one's saying
you did anything wrong.

- Okay, I was in the music room, playing the drums.

- Why did you
take Pete the piggy bank?

- Take?

You said I
didn't do anything wrong.

- You took that poor little
piggy bank from Loli's closet,

didn't you?

- Me?

I didn't take Pete.

I don't even
know where he is right now.

Nobody knows where.

- How did you
know his name was Pete?

- How?

You just said his name.

- Ha, likely story.

Look, Zippy,
we're buddies, aren't we?

- I used to think so.

- I'll tell you what.

If you come clean right now,
I'll offer you a plea bargain.

- A flea bargain?

I'm not buying any fleas,
even if they are a bargain.

All they do is make you
itchy and scratchy all day long.

- I said "plea bargain,"
not "flea bargain."

Plea bargain.

It's like
a special deal just for you.

- Oh, no fleas?

- Not a one.

- Oh.

But you know what,
Mr. Flea Bargain?

I didn't take any silly piggy
bank, and no special offer,

no special deals...
I'm outta here.

- You know you did this,
you silly little quirk.

You can't
pull the wool over my eyes.

- Still haven't found that bank,
so I hired Detective Doodles

to track it down.

- Detective Doodles?

- Yeah.

He said he's going
to figure out who took Pete.

- Hmm.

- In fact, he's
questioning Zippy right now.

- Loli, are you sure
that there is no other

explanation for
your bank missing?

Because you've got a silly
little purple crayon, Doodles,

playing detective at the
expense of poor little Zippy.

- I'm sure, Miss Molly.

- Well, I hope
you're very, very sure,

Loli, because there's
almost never a winner when you

play the blame game.

- The blame game?

♪ - You know you're
playing a game, now. ♪

♪ It's started when
you accused your friends of ♪

♪ doing you wrong, now,
and it's a game you can lose. ♪

♪ So, make sure of
your facts before you ask. ♪

♪ Because no one wins,
no one wins when you play ♪

♪ the blame game. ♪

♪ No one wins, no one wins,
it only causes shame when ♪

♪ you play the blame game. ♪

♪ When you play
the blame game. ♪

♪ You think he did it,
she did it, they did it. ♪

♪ Everybody's at
fault but me. ♪

♪ It's easier to
point the finger than ♪

♪ to take responsibility. ♪

♪ So make sure of
the facts before you ask. ♪

♪ Because no one wins,
no one wins when you play ♪

♪ the blame game. ♪

♪ No one wins, no one wins,
it only causes shame. ♪

♪ No one wins, no one wins
when you play the blame game. ♪

♪ No one wins, no one wins,
it only causes shame when you ♪

♪ play the blame game,
when you play the blame game. ♪

♪ It's no fun
to play the blame game. ♪

- The quirk got away.

I think he's
making a run for the border.

- Run for the border?

I just saw him playing with
Froggy in the giggle garden.

- You sure he wasn't running?

- Not even jogging.

- Well, he's probably
masterminding another one of his

heists, but it's not
going to happen on my watch.

- Doodles, maybe we're
going about this all wrong.

I mean, maybe Zippy
really is innocent.

- Ha!

Innocent?

- Yes.

You know, Miss
Molly was saying that she...

- ...well, he did pass
the lie detector test.

- Doodles,
are you listening to me?

- Loli, I think our
next move is obvious.

- It is?

What is it?

- I think
you need to talk to Shiera.

- That's a terrific idea.

She's always helpful in
situations like this, you know,

with good advice.

- Good advice?

I wasn't
talking about good advice.

I'm here to give you that.

- So, what are
you talking about?

- Loli, I know you're
not a professional like me,

but stick with me, here.

You and Shiera
share the same bedroom, right?

- Right.

- And she knew
exactly where Pete

the piggy bank was, correct?

- Correct.

- So, read between
the lines, Loli.

Doesn't it make
sense that she would have...

- ...taken Pete?

No way, Doodles!

This is my twin
sister you're talking about.

- I know, I know,
but all I'm saying is...

- ...Doodles...

- ...take a look at the facts.

- But you know as well as I
do, Shiera would never do that.

- Hey, you know
what I always say.

- What?

"Never say never?"

- Actually, I was thinking
"there's a first time for

everything,"
but "never say never"

works, too.

- So, no luck
finding Pete yet, huh?

- Nope, nothing.

- That's too bad, Loli.

I wish there was
something I could do to help,

but I've looked everywhere.

- Yeah, I know.

Boy, that silly Doodles
sure has a wild imagination.

He was saying that since you
and I share a bedroom and that

you knew exactly where
I kept Pete my piggy bank...

- ...what?

That wacky crayon thinks
that I took your piggy bank?

- He didn't exactly
come out and say that.

- Say it?

I can't believe he would even
hint at something like that.

- Don't get upset, Shiera,
he's only trying to help.

- Well, I don't
call that helping.

- I mean,
we do share a bedroom.

He is right
about that, isn't he?

- Of course.

- And, you are the only
person who knew exactly where

I kept Pete, correct?

- Yeah.

- So, you don't have
to be a brilliant detective to

be at least a little...

- ...wait a second, Loli.

Are you
saying you think I took Pete?

- No, I'm not saying you did.

- But you're
not saying I didn't.

Oh, I can't
believe you, sis.

How could you even think
for one second I'd ever take

something that
doesn't belong to me,

especially when
it belongs to you.

I'm outta here.

- Shiera, wait!

- No!

- Hey, Shiera!

What's up?

- Nothing.

- Oh.

- Nothing, except my own
twin sister thinks I'm a thief.

- Join the club.

- Your sister
thinks you're a thief, also?

- No, your sister
thinks I'm a thief, too.

- Oh, oh, yeah.

- Feels pretty crummy
to be blamed for something you

didn't do, huh, Shiera?

- It sure does, Zippy.

Somebody should tell
that to my suspicious sister.

♪ - When did
Loli become this? ♪

♪ Mistrust, what has
she done to me and you? ♪

♪ I can't believe
she'd accuse us of something ♪

♪ we didn't do. ♪

- Yeah, we're innocent; right?

- Yes.

♪ And I hope she sees the
light because no one wins, ♪

♪ no one wins when
you play the blame game. ♪

No one wins, no one wins,
it only causes shame when you

♪ play the blame game. ♪

♪ - When you play
the blame game. ♪

♪ - When you play
the blame game. ♪

- And she thought
I was blaming

her for takingt the
piggy bank and now Sher's very,

very mad at me.

Do you think
she'll ever talk to me again?

- Of course she will, Loli.

Were you really blaming
her for taking yoru piggy bank?

- Well, kinda, I guess.

- Oh, Loli.

Nobody likes to get blamed for
something that they didn't do.

When I suggested that
yuou ask everyone at Dittydoodle

Works if they've
seen your piggy bank,

I didn't say you should
accuse them of taking it.

- I know, but I was getting
so frustrated looking for it,

and Doodles...

- ...Loli, don't go blaming
Doodles for your bad decisions.

- I know, I know.

I went about it all wrong.

- Loli, do you really
think that Shiera had something

to do with
your piggy bank missing?

- No.

- And do you really
think that anyone here at

Dittydoodle Works would
actually take your piggy bank?

- No, that's just it.

I love and
trust everyone here.

I can't imagine
anyone taking my piggy bank.

But still,
it's gone, so someone had to...

- ...or, maybe they didn't.

Maybe there's an
explanation that has nothing

to do with anyone but you.

Maybe you just haven't
found it yet, Loli.

- I don't know, Miss Molly.

- Keep searching,
Loli, keep searching.

Okay, let's do some rounds.

- Searching,
seeking looking, not finding.

I've checked everywhere.

I don't understand it.

Pete's supposed
to be right here.

Hey, what's this?

the map to my
buried treasure chest,

and here's the
exact spot where I put...uh-oh.

Pete the piggy bank,
oh, you were here all along,

right where I put
you when Froggy and I were

playing pirates
together, but I totally forgot.

It was my fault all along.

So, no one
took you after all.

♪ I can't believe
what I've done here to ♪

♪ my sister and friends. ♪

♪ I hope that they
can forgive me and that we ♪

♪ can make amends. ♪

♪ Yeah, I have to admit,
I've learned my lesson from ♪

♪ it that no one wins,
no one wins when you play ♪

♪ the blame game. ♪

♪ No one wins, no one wins,
it only causes shame when you ♪

♪ play the blame game,
when you play the blame game. ♪

What have I done?

I'm so embarrassed.

What am I going to do now?

- How about you try apologizing?

- Oh, yeah.

I'm...

- ...welcome home, Pete.

- Thanks!

I mean, I
don't know what to say!

Can you believe that, Doodles?

Blaming you for everything.

I mean, I don't know what to
say, Shiera other than, sorry.

Can you forgive me?

- You didn't really believe
I took your piggy bank, did you?

- Of course not, Shiera.

- Deep down,
I didn't think you did,

so since it takes just
as big a person to forgive

as it does to apologize...

- ...I'm forgiven?

- Absolutely!

- Thanks, sis.

- No one wins, no one wins
when you play the blame game.

- You

found Pete!

- Ah, ha!

I knew it was Shiera.

- Will you stop, Doodles?

It was me all along.

- You stole
your own piggy bank?

- I buried it in the
giggle garden when Froggy

and I were
playing pirates together.

I forgot all about it.

- I knew there
had to be another explanation,

but that I
never would have guessed.

- So, I"m off the hook now?

- You were never
really on it, Zippy.

I'm sorry.

- You're sorry?

I think
the crayon owes me an apology.

- What, me?

I was just doing my job.

Police work isn't
an exact science, you know.

- Doodles.

- Okay.

I'm sorry.

Pals again?

- Pals.

- And best sisters again?

- Nope.

Best twin sisters again.

♪ - I knew that
we would get through this. ♪

♪ - One way or another. ♪

♪ - I learned that
friendship means trusting... ♪

♪ - ...and not
blaming each other. ♪

♪ - We are
stronger somehow... ♪

♪ - ...because we all
know now that we all win, ♪

♪ we all win when
we don't play the blame game. ♪

♪ We all win. ♪

Guess who?

That's right, it's Shiera!