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01x13 - Better To Be Kind

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x13 - Better To Be Kind

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- Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

♪ That's right, it's Loli. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly, ♪

♪ with twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the quirks,
Molly and Doodles Sheira ♪

♪ and Loli are out
of control-ly come into ♪

♪ the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and
Loli's Dittydoodle Works. ♪

- No, you're
the one cheating.

- Me? It was my turn,
and you went instead.

- I did not.

- Did, too, cheater.

- Did not, liar.

- What is going on, here?

- She was cheating.

- Oh, I am not.

She just thinks
I cheated because she

wasn't paying attention.

- Was, too, cheater.

- Was not, you traitor.

- Girl,s girls, girls,
there has to be a better way

to solve your problems.

Now, first of all,
I'd suggest you try speaking

more kindly to one another.

- Yeah, but she
called me a cheater.

- No buts about it, Sheira.

- ♪ She says
I'm always pouting. ♪

- ♪ She says
my hair's a mess. ♪

- ♪ She says
I'm always shouting. ♪

♪ You did ♪

- ♪ Oh, no ♪

- ♪ Oh, yes. ♪

- ♪ She says
my nose is runny. ♪

- ♪ She says my
poems don't rhyme. ♪

- ♪ She says
my face is funny. ♪

- ♪ She tattles
all the time. ♪

- ♪ You see, you see, you
see, the way she's mean to me? ♪

♪ - Now, girls, ♪

♪ try kind, try kindness,
try some kind of kindness. ♪

♪ Get meanness off
your mind and just try kind, ♪

♪ try kindness. ♪

♪ - But... ♪

- ♪ Try kind, try kindness. ♪

♪ Try some kind of kindness. ♪

♪ What happiness you'll
find if you try kind, ♪

♪ try kindness. ♪

- ♪ But she says
my cheeks are chunky. ♪

- ♪ She says you
must take charge ♪

- ♪ She says I'm
one-half monkey. ♪

- ♪ She says my
mouth's too large. ♪

- ♪ She says
I'm bad at bowling. ♪

- ♪ She says
I need to floss. ♪

- ♪ She says
I'm too controlling. ♪

- ♪ You are. ♪

♪ You're not my boss. ♪

- ♪ You see, you see, you see, the way she's mean to me. ♪

♪ - Sheira, Loli, ♪

♪ try kind, try kindness,
try some kind of kindness. ♪

♪ Get meanness off
your mind and just try kind, ♪

♪ try kindness. ♪

♪ - But, but. ♪

- ♪ Try kind, try kindness,
try some kind of kindness. ♪

♪ Get meanness off
your mind and just try kind, ♪

♪ try kindness. ♪

♪ - But she says... ♪

♪ some kind
of kindness. ♪

♪ - But she says... ♪

- ♪ Try kindness. ♪

- Eeky, do you
think I'm kind?

- Kind? Of course
I think you're kind.

In fact, I think
you are one of the kindest

twins that I know, yeah.

- Am I the other
kindest twin you know?

- Hello, Loli.

I am happy to
say you certainly are.

Why do you say that?

- Well, Miss Molly
said that Sheira and I need

to try and be more kind, especially to each other.

- And pardon me.

So, do you think there's any
way we could be more kind, Eeky?

- Well, you could always
find more ways to be more kind.

- Hey, what do you mean?

You just said we're
the kindest twins you know.

- You're right,
Loli, I did say that.

But even the kindest person can
find new ways to be even kinder.

- Well, how could the
kindest person be more kind?

- Well, they
could be more polite,

they could do even more
nice deeds and they could even

give more compliments.

- Compli-MINTS?

Ooh, I love Compli-MINTS.

They're really yummy and
they make my breath minty fresh.

Got any?

- No, Loli, not Compli-MINTS
like the breath candy;

compliments.

Compliments are
the words you say to say

something nice to other people.

You're pretty,
love your egg rolls.

You see?

- Oh, well.

- Oh, okay.

♪ I, I have a gift. ♪

♪ It's just for you. ♪

♪ Doesn't cost me anything. ♪

♪ I used my words
to make you feel good. ♪

♪ For example,
I like the way you sing. ♪

♪ - Thanks. ♪

- ♪ Compliments are fun
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

♪ Everybody likes when you
have something nice to say. ♪

♪ Compliments are easy
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

♪ Why don't
you try it today? ♪

♪ You did a good job. ♪

♪ I like your hair. ♪

♪ I think that shirt
looks nice on you. ♪

- ♪ Everywhere that you look, you see a chance to pay ♪

♪ a compliment or two. ♪

♪ Compliments are fun
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

- ♪ Compliments. ♪

- ♪ Everybody likes when you
have something nice to say. ♪

- ♪ Something nice to say. ♪

- ♪ Compliments are easy
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

- ♪ Compliments. ♪

- ♪ Why don't
you try it today? ♪

♪ Compliments are fun
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

- ♪ Compliments. ♪

- ♪ Everybody likes when you
have something nice to say. ♪

♪ Compliments are easy
to give away, hey, hey, hey. ♪

- ♪ Compliments. ♪

- ♪ Why don't you try it? ♪

♪ They really
like it if you pay someone ♪

♪ a compliment today. ♪

♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah,
hey, hey, hey, do, do, dah, ♪

♪ dah, dah, dah, dah. ♪

- Ink bed!

- Ink bed?

- Kid Ben!

- I'm telling you, Zippy,
we got to do something about

this or Sheira and
Loli are going to prove that

being kind to other people
actually makes them kind to you.

- Um, Doodles,
I know I'm only a silly quirk

and not a sharp
crayon like yourself,

but can you
explain to me again why

that would be a bad thing?

- It's simple.

It means that I wouldn't
be able to be sarcastic anymore.

And without sarcasm,
I'd be ruined.

- Huh.

Sarcasm.

What's that?

- It's kind of like obnoxious, but not as bad.

- Obnoxious
definitely sounds bad.

ob-nock-shus.

- So, you get it now?

- Uh, not even close.

- ♪ If something is bad
and I say it's fantastic, ♪

♪ then you will know
that I'm being sarcastic. ♪

♪ If everything's wrong
but I say it's not drastic, ♪

♪ that's a sure sign that
I'm being sarcastic. ♪

- So I should listen
to what you're saying

and not what
you're saying?

- ♪ If something is bad,
say, "Oh, this is great." ♪

♪ If traffic is jammed, say,
"It's so much fun to wait." ♪

♪ Think that it's ugly, say,
"Oh, that's real pretty." ♪

♪ You're not being mean,
you're just being witty. ♪

- So, you're
not mean because you mean.

- ♪ When you talk
in a sarcastic way, ♪

♪ you mean the
opposite of what you say. ♪

♪ The tone of your
voice will give them a clue. ♪

♪ You're saying
things that aren't true. ♪

- That aren't true?

Why would you say
things that aren't true?

- Gee, I don't know.

- You don't know?

Why don't you know?

- ♪ Because if
it makes you unhappy, say, ♪

♪ "Oh, now I'm glad."
If it makes you feel good, ♪

♪ say, "Isn't that sad."
If your room is a mess, ♪

♪ say, "This is real neat."
And if someone's sarcastic, ♪

♪ say, "That's so sweet." ♪

- I think I'm getting
the sting of it.

- ♪ If every word
sounds like a sneer, ♪

♪ if I'm not
being honest or sincere. ♪

♪ If I say, "Hooray,"
when I really mean, "Boo," ♪

♪ if I say, "This is fun"
when there's nothing to do, ♪

♪ if you think I'm not
enthusiastic, sure I am...not. ♪

♪ Just being sarcastic. ♪

♪ You get it now? ♪

- Uh, no.

- You're such a genius.

- I'm not a ge--.

Oh, I get it.

- Okay, Huston,
we're cleared for takeoff.

Five, four, three,
two, one, blast off!

- Loli, could you
please keep it down?

Those of us left
on Earth are trying to read.

- I'm sorry, sis.

What you reading, anyway?

- I'm reading this book
"It's Nice to be Nice."

- Sheira, how come
only we need to be kinder?

- Well, Loli, I think
if we get a little kinder,

then maybe everyone around
us will get a little kinder.

- You think so?

- Sure.

I have a feeling
that kindness is contagious.

♪ I am nice to you,
then you are nice to her. ♪

♪ It's fun to be nice. ♪

♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- ♪ You flash me a smile,
now I'm feeling good. ♪

♪ I'll pass it around now. ♪

♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- ♪ It's so infectious. ♪

♪ You'll see
the more you spread it, ♪

♪ the more we're headed for a
world that's filled with love. ♪

- ♪ Showing htat you
care is like planting a seed. ♪

♪ Just watch it grow now. ♪

♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- ♪ Imagine what could
be if everyone were kind. ♪

♪ Let's start
with you and me. ♪

♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

♪ It's so infectious, you'll
see, the more you spread it, ♪

♪ the more we're
headed for a world that's ♪

♪ filled with love. ♪

♪ The more you spread it,
the more we're headed for ♪

♪ a beautiful ♪

- ♪ beautiful ♪

- ♪ Wonderful ♪

- ♪ Wonderful ♪

- ♪ Magical world
that's filled with love. ♪

- When my dad is sick,

we'll usually
bring food up to his bed,

and when my mom is sick,
we'll do the same thing.

- I'll make them cool stuff.

- When gets sick,
I get her a band aid.

- You can make them feel better
when they have bad boo-boos.

- I would write a card
every day and send it to them.

- I buy some food for them.

- My sister,
she didn't know how to swim.

I told her.

Now she knows how
to swim in 15 feet.

- Sometimes I like being
nice by playing with my sister.

- Hug them.

- And make them feel happy.

- Save the sarcasm!

Save the sarcasm!

Save the sarcasm!

- Doodles, Zippy,
what are you guys doing?

- We're protesting.

- Protesting?

What does that mean?

- We're exercising our First
Amendment right to free peaches.

- Free peaches?

- Why should peaches be free?

We have to pay
for all the other fruit,

like apples,
pears, kumquats.

- No, not free peaches, genius!

That's free speech.

-0 Whoa, wait a minute,
that genius line,

was that
what I think it was?

- Yeah, Zippy,
I really meant it.

- Well, there it is again.

- Save the...

- ...sarcasm!

- Wait a minute, you two.

Are you protesting because
Loli and I asked everyone

at Dittydoodle
Works to act a little kinder?

- Exactly.

Do you know what being
kind would do to my reputation?

- Yeah, improve it.

- Whoa, now who's
being car-stas-tic?

- That's sarcastic, you nitwit.

- You're right, Zippy.

I was being
a little sarcastic.

I apologize.

That's certainly not on
our list of ways to be kinder.

- We really wish you guys
would try being a little nicer,

but we understand why you can't.

- You do?

- Yep.

It's not because of your image,
or because you're just

following whatever Doodle says.

It's because you
just don't have it in you.

- We don't have what in us?

- What it takes to be kind.

- Wait a dittydoodle minute.

- A dittydoodle minute?

Remind me, is that faster or
shorter than a regular minute?

- My friend, Zippy,
over here is the kindest,

sweetest, most
generous quirk I know.

- He's also the
only quirk you know, Doodles.

- So?

- And just for the record
and while we're on the subject,

I've seen my buddy
Doodle be nice plenty of times.

- Plenty of times?

- Well, plenty,
once, who's counting?

- Hey.

- What?

It's bad enough
you want me to be sarcastic.

II'm not going to lie, too.

- If you guys really
thought you had kindness in you,

you'd want to use
it as often as you could

just to make people happy.

- Loli's right, guys.

People who have kindness
inside them want to share

it with others.

- How do
you share kindness?

- You can
give compliments.

- If people would
brush their teeth more often,

they wouldn't
need so many Compli-MINTS.

- No, not Compli-MINTS, compliments.

It's saying
something nice to someone.

- Say something nice to someone?

That doesn't
sound like much fun.

- Oh, it's very fun.

And you know
what's even more fun?

- Teasing people?

- No, Doodles.

Doing random
acts of kindness, that's what.

- Random acts of kindness?

- You mean, you want
us to be kind for no reason?

- That's right, Doodles.

For no reason at all.

The key is just to be
kind for the sake of being kind.

- Are there any prizes
if you're the kindest of all?

- Prizes?

- Yeah, you know,
a little incentive,

like a trip
to Hawaii, an expensive watch,

maybe a little cash.

- There sure is a prize,
but it's not what you

would think it is.

- A yacht?

- Hold on there, Gilligan.

I'm going to
be the one winning the prizes.

- Really.

But I thought
you were Mr. Sarcasm.

- I was before I knew
there were prizes involved.

Okay, you magnificent,
wonderful little quirk,

you, let's go be kind.

And may
the kindest guy win.

- Awesome.

- Excuse me, Miss?

Can we help you
with your groceries?

- Sure.

- Okay, boys.

Let's load this
bad boy up, chop, chop, chop.

Let's keep going.

Come on, move it.

We've got many more
acts of kindness to do today.

Come on, Zippy.

Let's go.

- All right, that was easy.

Doodles?

- Nice job, knucklehead.

Why, I oughta...

- Thank you guys so much.

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- Here she comes.

Now's your big chance.

- Excuse me, miss. Allow me.

- Thank you.

- Good job, Zippy.

- Whoa!

- Yeah, that's it.

You're doing a great job.

Yeah, that's it.

Good job, Zippy.

Keep going.

Yeah, okay,
you can stop now.

Okay, Zippy.

All right,
we get the point.

Okay, you can stop now.

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- Hello. We're doing
random acts of kindness.

Can we be
of any help to you?

They're not very friendly.

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

Lullaby and good night.

Ska-bop,
thank you very much.

I'll be here all week.

I just love doing acts
of kindness, don't you,

Eeky? Eeky?

Eeky.

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- Boy, I am good.

- Oh, excuse me, miss.

Has anyone done
anything nice for you today?

- No.

- Well, they have now.

- Wow, thank you.

- You're welcome.

- What a beautiful rose.

- For a beautiful lady.

- Oh, thank you.

- Sure.

She's so nice.

She should run for mayor.

- she is the mayor, knucklehead.

- Zippy, what
did you do with all the flowers?

- I gave them all away.

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- Well, I suggest
we do more acts of kindness.

Come on, fellas.

- By the way, a five-letter word
for "little dog" is "puppy."

- ♪ Kindness is contagious. ♪

- Ah, excuse me, miss.
Can I help you with something?

- I'm just
trying to catch a cab,

and I can't
seem to find one.

- Oh, well, it just
so happens that I've got a guy.

- Thank you.

- Oh, you're very welcome.

- So, let me get this straight.

You sent a crayon and a quirk
out to do acts of kindness?

- Yep.

- Okay, and...?

- And they
already did their first one.

- I don't believe it.

What did they do?

- They went.

- they went where?

- they went
to do random acts of kindness,

and that in itself is amazing.

- It sure it.

But just because
they went doesn't mean they

actually did anything.

- Oh, yes, it does, because we
sent Eeky to keep tabs on them.

- Did you see the look
on that lady's face when you

gave her that
long-stem rose?

- Yeah, that was
a good one, Doodle.

- Yeah, she grinned
from ear to ear.

Almost as much as that
lady I helped fix the flat tire.

- Oh, yeah,
you were terrific, Zippy.

- Wow, it looks like
you guys had fun doing random

acts of kindness.

- Fun?

Being kind was a blast!

You should try it some time.

- You know, these random
acts of kindness stuff is

about as much
fun as a crack and a half.

- You're not
just being sarcastic, are you?

- No way!

In fact, Doodles and I
signed up to volunteer at

the Golden Ages
Home for the Golden Aged.

- Wow, Zippy, that's great!

- You know, and even though
I was supposed to just be

watching them,
I got so caught up in all

of these random acts of
kindness that I did some myself.

And did that
make me feels good.

- See? Kindness
really is contagious.

- We are so proud
of you guys, aren't we?

- We sure are.

- Well, I still think a little
sarcasm now and then is fun.

- Maybe, Doodles.

But even you have
to admit kindness is contagious.

- ♪ It's so infectious,
you'll see,

♪ the more you spread it,
the more we're headed for ♪

♪ a world that's
filled with love. ♪

♪ The more you spread it,
the more we're headed for ♪

♪ a beautiful ♪

- ♪ beautiful ♪

- ♪ wonderful ♪

- ♪ wonderful ♪

- ♪ magical world that's
filled with love. ♪

- Oh, yeah,
another good one, yeah.

- Hey, there, Kronkmeister.

Watcha workin on?

- Oh, this is my new machine
that makes candy that helps you

be nice, and it also
helps freshen your breath, yeah.

- Let me guess,
you call them Compli-MINTS?

- Yeah, why do you say that?

- Eeky,
you are truly one of a kind.

- That was a nice thing to say.

Was it sarcastic?

- Get moving, quirk.

- Needs more mint.

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly, ♪

♪ with twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, with ♪

♪ the quirks, Molly
and Doodles Sheira and Loli ♪

♪ are out of control-ly come
into the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

- Guess who?