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01x22 - Be What You Want To Be

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x22 - Be What You Want To Be

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Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right, it's Doodles.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly with ♪

♪ twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky-Eeky-Kronk
and the Funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the Quirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

[WHISTLE]

- Stop!

- Stop?

Why is she
telling us to stop?

- I don't know,
let me ask her.

Hey, Sergeant Siphowitz,
why ya asking us to stop?

- I told you to stop
because of oncoming traffic.

- Oncoming traffic?

- The Funkins
are oncoming traffic?

[WHISTLE]

- Stop!

- Stop?

Why is she
telling me to stop?

- Your twin sister over there
has either flipped her lid,

or the Giggle Garden
has turned into Main Street.

[WHISTLE]

- Not you.
- What?

- Only the
Quirk and the Crayon.

You wait, please.

- That whistle
really hurts my ears.

- yeah, let's get out of here
before she pops your ear drums.

Good luck figuring
this one out, Sheira.

- Loli, could...

[WHISTLE].

Loli, can I
ask you a question?

- That's Officer
Loli, Miss.

- Oh, okay.

Officer Loli,
what are you doing?

- What does it
look like I'm doing?

- It looks like you're directing
traffic in the Giggle Garden.

- Bingo!

- Can I ask you
why you're directing traffic

in the Giggle Garden?

- Miss, I don't have time
to chat while I'm on duty.

Please keep moving.

- Loli, I'm not moving
anywhere until you tell

me what's going on.

- Miss, if you
keep obstructing traffic,

I'm going to have to take
you down to the police station.

- Traffic?

Police station?

Loli, what are
you talking about?

- Okay, I'm pretending
to be a police officer in

the traffic division.

- I got that, Loli, but why?

- Because I'm trying
to decide what I want to

be when I grow up.

Today, I'm giving
traffic cop a whirl.

- But Loli,
you're only a little girl.

- Not today.

Today, I'm a police officer
ion the traffic division.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ What hap-pens
when there's traffic? ♪

♪ The drivers,
they are wreaking havoc. ♪

♪ They scream and swear,
they pull out their hair, ♪

♪ they blow their top. ♪

[HORN]

♪ It's very aggravating when
you are stuck there, waiting. ♪

♪ But have no fear, 'cause
I am here, your traffic cop. ♪

[WHISTLE]

♪ - With the wave of my hand,
I bring order to the land. ♪

♪ Why do I love to patrol? ♪

♪ 'Cause I love
to have all that control. ♪

♪ You, go! ♪

♪ Wait, stop! ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ All the kids going
to school; they wave to me, ♪

♪ they think I'm cool. ♪

♪ If you need to cross the street, well, I'm the boss, ♪

♪ your traffic cop. ♪

[HORN]

♪ So, make sure
you understand the signals ♪

♪ I make with my hand. ♪

♪ This means "go,"
this means "slow" ♪

♪ and this means "stop." ♪

♪ - With the wave of my hand,
I bring order to the land. ♪

♪ Why do I love to patrol? ♪

♪ 'Cause I love
to have all that control. ♪

♪ With the wave of my hand,
I bring order to the land. ♪

♪ Why do I love to patrol? ♪

♪ 'Cause I love to
have all that control. ♪

You, go!

Wait, stop!

Left, right!

Hold, stop!

♪ music playing ♪

- So you see, Miss Molly?

I just can't figure out what
I want to be when I grow up.

- Oh, Loli.

You don't have to
figure that out now.

You have plenty
of time to figure it out.

- But there are so many
great professions out there,

that it may take
me half my life to figure

out what I want to be.

At least you know what
you want to be when you grow up.

- I do?
- Yes, You want to be a writer.

You talk
about it all the time.

- Oh, well,
I'm not 100% sure of anything,

but I think
I want to be a writer.

- See, you do
know what you want to be,

and you're a terrific writer.

- Oh, thanks, Loli.

- So, if Sheira
knows what she wants to be,

then I should
know what I want to be.

We're twins, aren't we?

- Ta-da!

- Of course you are,
but that doesn't necessarily

mean that you...

- ...well, I think it does,
so I'm trying to figure out

lots of different
jobs until I figure out

the one that fits me best.

- Well that's fine, Loli, but
can I give you a little advice?

- Sure.

- Whatever you decide to be,
make sure it's something that

you really have passion for.

- Passion?

- Yeah.

Make sure it's something
that you really, really,

really want to be.

- Yeah, that way,
you'll be good at it

and you'll
be happy doing it.

- That's right.

- Passion?

Okay.

Hey, maybe I should
consider being a professional

cookie eater.

I have a lot
of passion for that.

- Oh, I don't think
there's such a thing as

a professional
cookie eater, Loli.

- And besides,
eating too many cookies

isn't good
for your tummy.

- Yeah, you're right.

I don't have a
passion for tummy aches.

- Better forget
professional cookie eater.

- The only thing is, I don't
really know what I'm good at.

- Loli, let me let
you in on a little secret.

You can be whatever you
want to be if you just believe.

- You think?

- We think.

♪ - I want to be a postman
so I can deliver the mail. ♪

♪ I want to be a policeman
and put the bad guys in jail. ♪

♪ I want to be a dancer because
I really love the ballet. ♪

♪ I want to be a doctor
and help people each day. ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

♪ - I want to be a reporter
and start spreading the news. ♪

♪ I want to be a detective
and figure out all the clues. ♪

♪ I want to be a magician
and saw a lady in half. ♪

♪ I want to
be a comedian ♪

♪ and make
the whole world laugh. ♪

♪ You can
be what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL]

♪ - I want to be in
the circus and be an acrobat. ♪

♪ I want to be the president,
what do you think about that? ♪

♪ I want to be a teacher, it's
the greatest job that I know. ♪

♪ I want to be an actor
and star in a Broadway show. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you
want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah, ♪

♪ nah-nah-nah-nah ♪

♪ nah-nah-nah-nah- nah-nah. ♪

♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah, ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can
be what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be, ♪

♪ if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Stop! Go .

♪ music playing ♪

Stop! Go.

♪ music playing ♪

Stop! Go.

♪ music playing ♪

Stop! Go.

Stop.

♪ music playing ♪

- Hi, Eeky!

- Oh, hello Loli!

- What are you up to, Professor?

- I'm working on my latest
and greatest invention:

invisible ice cream.

- Invisible ice cream?

Mmm.

- It has the delicious
taste of ice cream,

but it doesn't leak all
over and stain your clothing.

- Well, that sounds great.

Any luck yet?

- You tell me.

- Mmm.

Hmm.

- Anything?

- No.

- A hint of chocolate, yeah?

- Nope.

- Vanilla, yeah?

Maybe?

- Sorry, Eeky.

- Well, it's back
to the drawing board.

- Eeky, did you always
know you wanted to be a

genius inventor
when you grew up?

- Well, Loli,
when I was a young boy,

I was always a genius
but I always used to dream

about becoming an inventor.

- Really?

- Yeah, and I would invent
the most incredible things.

One time...

♪ music playing ♪

- Eeky, you
invented neck ties?

- It's not
just a neck tie.

- It's not?

- No, it's licorice, too.

♪ music playing ♪

- Eeky, is that
one of those edible neck ties?

- No, no,
I just got carried away.

- Oh, so the point is,
you always knew what

you wanted to
be when you grew up,

and Sheira knows
what she wants to be when

she grows up,
too, but I don't.

- Oh, Loli, that's okay.

Many people know what they
want to do sooner than others,

and many older people,
they change their mind.

Now, I want you to
close your eyes and picture

yourself doing the
job you always dream of, yeah?

- Hey, I think I know
what I want to be, Eeky?

- You do?
What, what, what?

- You'll see.

[LAUGHING]

- Oi.

♪ music playing ♪

- I hope you're
getting my good side.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

You sure you have
enough light to pick up

these gorgeous eyes?

- Hey, who's
the photographer, here?

- I'll answer that after I
see how these pictures come out.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

Antonio Banderas,
eat your heart out.

[CAMERA CLICK]

Quick, somebody
call CQ, Crayon Quarterly.

We've got the next
month's cover right here.

I can't wait until
you develop this film, Loli.

- Film?

Oh.

[CAMERA CLICK]

♪ music playing ♪

♪ Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Next time
you're in Little League, ♪

♪ close your eyes. ♪

♪ Here in
the World Series, ♪

♪ hitting a home run
in the bottom of the ninth. ♪

♪ - ♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Next time you fly a kite, close your eyes. ♪

♪ Now you're a pilot in a jet
airplane, flying way up high. ♪

♪ Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ If you can
see it, you can. ♪

♪ Thoughts are more powerful
than anything in the world. ♪

♪ Anything in the world. ♪

♪ - Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Next time
you play with blocks, ♪

♪ close your eyes. ♪

♪ You just the tallest
tower that reaches to the sky. ♪

♪ - Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Next time you're
painting, close your eyes. ♪

♪ Your beautiful masterpiece
just won first prize. ♪

♪ - If you can
see it, you can. ♪

♪ thoughts are more powerful
than anything in the world. ♪

♪ Anything in the world. ♪

♪ - Anything in the world. ♪

♪ Anything in the world. ♪

♪ - Picture yourself,
picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Picture yourself. ♪

♪ - Picture yourself. ♪

♪ Picture yourself. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- Ahh.

- Okay, Zippy.

Now, tell
me where it hurts you.

- Something hurts me?

- Zippy, I'm pretending
to be a doctor.

- Oh, oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah, right, right.

It hurts me in my...

uh, in my...

ganectagazoink.

- In your whosamugazoink?

- No, that feels fine.

It's definitely
my ganectagazoink.

- Where is that, Zippy?

- Hey, don't ask me.

You're the doctor.

- Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

♪ music playing ♪

Been waiting long?

♪ music playing ♪

- [GULPING HARD]

- Ah-ha!
- Ah-ha?

- Yep!
- Yep?

- Just as I expected.

It's not too bad, Zippy.

- How bad is it, Doc?

- Well, I'm going to have
to run a few more tests.

- Tests?

[GULPING HARD]

- So the guys says,
"I don't know,"

and the waiter says,
"pooched eggs."

What, you don't get it?

He crossed a poodle with a
chicken and got "pooched eggs."

Many, tough crowd.

- Ah! Run for
your life, crayon!

- Ah, ha!

- I'm right behind you, but
Dr. Zhivago's closing in on us.

- Get back here!

♪ music playing ♪

- Okay, class.

Today, we're
going to talk about numbers.

- Oh, numbers!

I know them all.

- Hey, psst.

At least this is less painful
than when she was a doctor.

- For you, maybe.

- Doodles, I'd like you to
count backwards from ten to one.

Froggy, feel free
to help Doodles.

- Hey, I don't
need any help.

- [RIBBIT]
- ten,

- [RIBBIT]
- nine,

- [RIBBIT]
- Eight

- [RIBBIT]
- seven,

- [RIBBIT]
- six,

- [RIBBIT]
- five,

- [RIBBIT]
- four,

- [RIBBIT]
- three,

- [RIBBIT]
- two,

- [RIBBIT]
- one.

- [RIBBIT].
- Thank you.

- Terrific job,
Doodles and Froggy.

- Very good.

- Hey, very good.

- Okay, now who can tell
me what two plus two equals?

- Oh, yeah, yeah!

- Eeky, you know there's no
calling out like that in class.

And besides,
you're a brilliant professor.

We all know
that you know the answer.

- Well, it's true.

- How about you, Sheira?

- Okay!

Two plus two equals four.

- You're right!

[APPLAUSE]

- You're such
a wonderful teacher, Miss Loli.

- Why thank you, Miss Molly.

- You're welcome.

[BUZZING]

- That's the end
of the day buzzer.

Gotta go.

- Wait!

Where is everybody going?

[BUZZING]

- Wasn't me.

[BUZZING]

♪ music playing ♪

- Hey, looks like
someone has decided to become

a professional soccer player.

- Nope, guess again.

- Loli, I don't
think hide-and-seek is a career.

- Nope, guess again.

- Tag?

- Okay, now I"m really confused.

What do you want
to be when you grow up, Loli?

- I don't know, Sheira.

Isn't it wonderful?

- It is?

I mean, it is, but I...

- ...all I know is what
I want to be right now,

and it's what I already am: me.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ No need to worry. ♪

♪ I think I finally get it. ♪

♪ I got to do
what I do best, ♪

♪ or one day
I'm going to regret it. ♪

♪ So it's become
crystal clear that the only ♪

♪ real career for me
is being a kid, kid, kid. ♪

♪ Being a kid is
it 'cause I'd rather play ♪

♪ than work all day. ♪

♪ There'll be
plenty of time for that. ♪

♪ I'd rather learn
than have to earn. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL]

♪ I should take it easy. ♪

♪ I really
need to slow up. ♪

♪ Got my whole
life ahead of me. ♪

♪ No need to
grow up too fast. ♪

♪ I'm living
right here, right now. ♪

♪ That should
be enough to make you say wow. ♪

♪ Being a kid, kid, kid. ♪

♪ Being a kid is
it 'cause I'd rather ♪

♪ play than work all day. ♪

♪ There'll be
plenty of time for that. ♪

♪ I'd rather learn
than have to earn. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL]

♪ Being a kid, kid, kid. ♪

♪ Being a kid is
it 'cause I'd rather play ♪

♪ than work all day. ♪

♪ There'll be plenty
of time for that. ♪

♪ I'd rather learn
than have to earn. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

♪ Being a kid
is where it's at. ♪

♪ Kids rock! ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - I want to be
a postman so I can deliver ♪

♪ the mail. ♪

♪ - I want to
be a policeman and put ♪

♪ the bad guys in jail. ♪

♪ - I want to
be a dancer because I ♪

♪ really love the ballet. ♪

♪ - I want to be
a doctor and help people ♪

♪ each day. ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

♪ - I want to be
a reporter and starting ♪

♪ spreading the news. ♪

♪ - I want to be a detective
and figure out all the clues. ♪

♪ - I want to be a magician
and saw a lady in half. ♪

♪ - I want to be
a comedienne and make ♪

♪ the whole world laugh. ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL]

♪ - I want to be in
the circus and be an acrobat. ♪

♪ - I want to be the president,
what do you think about that? ♪

♪ - I want to be a teacher, ♪

♪ it's the greatest
job that I know. ♪

♪ - I want to be an actor
and star in a Broadway show. ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be. ♪

♪ If you only believe,
you can achieve. ♪

♪ Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah, ♪

♪ nah-nah-nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah. ♪

♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah,
nah-nah-nah-nah, ♪

♪ - You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ anything you want to be,
if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be, ♪

♪ just what you want
to be if you only believe. ♪

♪ You can be
what you want to be... ♪

♪ music playing ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly ♪

♪ with twice as much
music and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky-Eeky-Kronk
and the Funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the Quirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into
the Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Sheira.

♪ music playing ♪