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02x02 - Dear Diary

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

02x02 - Dear Diary

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♪ music playing ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right,
it's Squeeky!

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Sheira and Loli are
out of control-ly with ♪

♪ twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Squeeky-
Squeeky-Kronk and Eeky, too, ♪

♪ with Zippy,
Molly and Doodles ♪

♪ and Pink-a-Dink
and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

- Soon, the rain stopped
and the sun returned,

shining brightly
in the sunny sky.

The soggy townspeople
rejoiced as the valleys dried

and the hills were filled
with beautiful roses once again.

The end.

Boy, that was
a wonderful story.

One day, I'm going to write as
well as the author of this book.

That's why I
read and write every day.

And now it's time
for me to write in my diary.

- Hi, Sheira!

- Hey, sis.

- Watcha doin'?

- I'm about to practice
writing by writing in my diary.

- Diary?

What's a diary?

- A diary is a book where
you write down your private

thoughts and memories,
so you'll never forget them.

- Boy, that sounds great.

Can anyone have a diary?

- Of course.

All you need is something to
write with, a diary to write in,

and some private thoughts
and memories to write about.

- Wow.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ -Dear diary,
my special book, ♪

♪ you are so
very dear to me. ♪

♪ I write the dreams
and hopes and fears inside ♪

♪ of me into you, my diary. ♪

♪ Dear diary, I write things
that I want only you to see. ♪

♪ It's a good thing that
you're under lock and key, ♪

♪ my dear diary. ♪

♪ Remember when Zippy
told a funny joke? ♪

♪ We laughed,
and then apple juice ♪

♪ came out your nose. ♪

♪ We laughed again. ♪

♪ - I don't remember that. ♪

♪ - It's all right in here. ♪

♪ Dear diary... ♪

♪ - ...diary... ♪

♪ - ...one day, I'll look
back on all my memories... ♪

♪ - ...memories... ♪

♪ - ...and see that
you have been just like a ♪

♪ friend to me, oh can't
you see what you mean to me? ♪

♪ I love you, dear diary. ♪

♪ Okay, diary. ♪

♪ I'm going to lock
you up and put you right ♪

♪ back where I always do;
right here under my pillow. ♪

♪ Oh, can't you see
what you mean to me? ♪

♪ I love, dear diary. ♪

♪ Diary, I love you,
my dear diary. ♪

- Hey, sis.

Let me read
what you write in your diary?

- How can I show you what
I've been writing in my diary?

My diary is private.

- Simple.

All you have to do
is open the book and point to

what you want me to read.

- No, Loli, it's not
that I can't show you

what's in my diary;
it's that I don't want to.

- Don't want to?

That's worse than you can't.

- Don't feel bad, Loli.

The whole point of keeping a
diary is so I could have a safe

place for
all the stuff that's private,

which means it's just for me.

- But I"m your twin sister.

You're supposed to share all
your private thoughts with me.

- Not all, Loli; not all.

- Fine, then.

Then I'm not going to let you
read what I write in my diary,

when I get a diary.

- That's right, Loli.

Your diary
should be private, too.

- Oh!

♪ music playing ♪

- Sheira, Sheira, you up?

Sheira, you awake?

[CREAK]

- You looking for this?

- Who, me?

No, I was just looking...

looking for a tissue.

I think
I'm coming down with something.

- Yeah, a bad
case of curiosity.

- Well, maybe if you weren't so
busy writing secrets about me,

I wouldn't be so curious.

- Loli, I already explained
to you that my diary is private,

and the stuff
inside is only for me.

- Yeah?

Well, I didn't
likeyour explanation,

so good night.

- Good night, Loli.

- Just one page, Sheira?

- Not a one.

- A paragraph, maybe?

- Not even a word, Loli.

- But you...

- Sweet dreams, sis.

- Oh!

♪ music playing ♪

Do you believe this,
Miss Molly?

My very own twin sister
is keeping secrets from me.

- Oh, Loli, I don't
think Sheira's keeping secrets

from you; I think she's
just keeping some of her

private thoughts to herself.

- But if she would write
her thoughts in her diary,

why wouldn't
she tell me what they are?

- Loli, when someone
wants to keep things private,

sometimes they put
those things in a safe place.

In fact, don't you keep
that heart-shaped necklace that

I made you under lock
and key in your jewelry box?

- Of course, I do.

That necklace is
very special to me.

- Well, Sheira's thoughts,
dreams and memories are

very special to her, too.

So, I suggest you
respect Sheira's privacy

and keep your cute
little nose out of her diary.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Your thoughts, your dreams, your hopes, you fears; ♪

♪ you have them all in here. ♪

♪ Your shame, your joy,
your grief, your pride; ♪

♪ you can share
it or keep it inside. ♪

♪ Because everybody's
allowed to have their privacy; ♪

♪ try not to
take it too personally. ♪

♪ Though it may seem
unfair when they won't share, ♪

♪ they have a
right like you and me, ♪

♪ a right to their privacy. ♪

♪ If Sheira wants to spend some
more time behind those doors, ♪

♪ it doesn't mean
she's mad at you; ♪

♪ she's just trying to
give you a clue that ♪

♪ everybody's allowed
to have their privacy. ♪

♪ - Things they don't
want others to see. ♪

♪ - Try not to
take it too personally. ♪

♪ - Good advice for
someone like me. ♪

♪ - Though it may seem
unfair when they won't share, ♪

♪ they have a right
like you and me, ♪

♪ a right to their privacy. ♪

♪ - A right to their... ♪

♪ - ...a right to their... ♪

♪ - ...privacy. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- What did you
say Sheira was doing?

- She's keeping a diary
and not telling anyone,

including me what
she is writing in it.

- You realize
that we can't allow this.

- Yeah, we can't allow
this behavior for one minute.

Why can't we allow this?

- Because I don't like
anyone keeping secrets from me.

- But even Miss Molly
said that it's okay to keep

some things to yourself
so you're the only one

that knows about them.

- yeah, but who knows
what she's writing in there.

- Yeah!

Who knows what
she could be writing.

Although, she could be writing
really nice stuff about us,

like how sweet and cuddly I am,
and marshmallows and cookies.

- Easy there, Mr. Cuddly.

If she was writing
really nice stuff about us,

then she'd be happy
to show us what it is.

- Hmm.

There's only one good
reason for Sheira's behavior.

- She likes to keep
secrets from her sister?

- No, your sneaky little
twin sister is obviously a spy.

- A spy?

- Yep, a spy.

- A spy?

A spy for who?

- A spy for...

a spy for...

a spy for another kids' show.

- You mean,
like those giggle guys?

Come on, mate, it's
time to do the down under dance.

- Joke all you want,
but I'm telling you that

there's something fishy here,
and it's up to us to figure

out just what it is.

♪ What has Sheira been
writing in a book? ♪

♪ To answer that question,
we've got to take a look. ♪

♪ What has she
been hiding from us? ♪

♪ What is all
the hype and the fuss? ♪

♪ We've gotta get the scoop, gotta, gotta get the, ♪

♪ gotta get the scoop. ♪

♪ She's throwing us for a loop,
so we've gotta get the, ♪

♪ gotta get the scoop
before we're duped. ♪

♪ Is Sheira keeping
a secret from us? ♪

♪ Should we assume
that we lost her trust? ♪

♪ Let's open up the
diary and take a look. ♪

♪ If we don't find any dirt,
then she's off the hook. ♪

♪ Well, we've gotta
get the scoop, gotta, ♪

♪ gotta get the,
gotta get the scoop. ♪

♪ She's throwing us for a loop,
so we've gotta get the, ♪

♪ gotta get the scoop
before we're duped. ♪

♪ - How low are
you gonna stoop? ♪

♪ - Pretty low, because
we've gotta get the scoop. ♪

♪ - Don't you care
that you're a snoop? ♪

♪ - Not really,
'cause we gotta get the scoop. ♪

♪ - Oh, you're such a nincompoop. ♪

♪ - It doesn't matter,
'cause we gotta get the scoop. ♪

♪ Gotta get the scoop. ♪

- Oh, no...quirk.

- You're getting worried
now too, huh?

- Yeah, I'm getting
worried that you're about

to drag me into another
one of your c*ck plans.

- Oh, no.

That's not
true at all, Zippy.

- Whew!

- I plan on dragging
both of you into it.

- Oh, no.

Whatever it is,
you can count me out.

- Loli, you can't tell
me that you're not at least

a little curious, can you?

- You're right, Doodles;
I am a little curious,

but that doesn't give
me the right to just look

at Sheira's private diary.

And if I were you,
I'd keep your purple

little nose out
of Sheira's diary.

- Wait, Loli!

I'm coming with you!

- Freeze, quirk.

You are not going anywhere.

- Oh, no.

Quirk, quirk, quirk,
quirk, quirk, quirk, quirk.

♪ music playing ♪

- Okay, you
got the camera, right?

- Check.

- Batteries for the camera?

- Check.

- You got the digital
data card for the camera?

- Right here.

- Okay, we're ready,
but we have to get in

and out before
Sheira gets back.

- Doodles, I'm not so
sure this is such a good idea.

- I think finding out
about what Sheira's been

writing about us
is a very good idea.

Now, let's go find
that diary and start

snapping some pictures.

- Sheira's going
to be very mad.

- Zippy, stop worrying.

If we do this right, you'll
never even know we were there.

- What's the chance of that?

- Chance of what?

- Of us doing it right.

- Come on, you knucklehead.

Let's go find this thing.

- Fine.

Quirk.

- Okay.

Let's check
the chest of drawers first.

- All right.

Nope, not in there.

- Let's try inside
the night table.

Hurry, hurry.

- All right,
I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.

Nope, not in here, either.

I guess we'd better
just forget about it.

- We're not forgetting
about anything.

- But we don't know
where Sheira keeps her diary.

It could be anywhere.

In the closet,
in her toy chest,

under her pillow.

- Good work, Quirk.

Now, grab that diary and
start snapping some pictures.

- Do I have to?

- Zippy.

♪ music playing ♪

- Boy, what a busy day.

Bird watching after lunch,
and apple picking before dinner.

I sure do have a
lot to write about in my diary.

My diary!

It's gone!

Loli!

[ECHO]

♪ music playing ♪

- I just love playing
leapfrog with you, Froggy.

[GIGGLING]

- Loli, I can't believe
you took my diary.

- Sheira, your diary
is in your hand.

- You just had to
know what I've been writing

in my diary so
badly that you looked inside.

- No, UI didn't.

- Yes, you did.

I know because
I left it under my pillow,

but when I came back,

it was under my blanket.

- Sheira, I didn't
touch your silly diary.

- Oh sure, Loli,
just like you were really

looking for a tissue when
I caught you sneaking by my bed.

- Okay, I admit I was
trying to find it last night,

but this time it wasn't me.

- Well, if it wasn't you,
then who was it?

- Well, it was...

it was...

oh, I don't know who it was.

- I can't believe you, Loli.

- Sheira, I didn't
touch your diary.

I really didn't!

- Ribbit, ribbit.

- Oh, I'll never get
Sheira to believe me.

- Ribbit?

- Because she caught me looking
for her diary last night.

- Ribbit.

- Sheira, you have
to believe me.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ I know this
looks real bad. ♪

♪ I know
that you're very mad. ♪

♪ But if you knew the truth,
then you would know, ♪

♪ I'd never
stoop that low. ♪

♪ Please believe me,
please believe me. ♪

♪ I'm not the
one you should blame. ♪

♪ Please believe me,
please don't leave me. ♪

♪ If you were me,
you'd feel the same. ♪

♪ Please believe me. ♪

She knows me
better than that.

I know I tried to sneak
a peek the other night,

and I'm sorry about that,
but I really,

really learned my lesson
and I'm telling the truth.

♪ I'd never stoop that low. ♪

♪ Oh, please believe me,
please believe me. ♪

♪ I really did nothing wrong. ♪

♪ Please believe me,
please don't leave me. ♪

♪ I've been
innocent all along. ♪

♪ Please believe me. ♪

Come on sis!

- Ribbit, ribbit.

- I think you're right, Froggy.

Let's go.

♪ music playing ♪

- And then Froggy
said I should come talk

to you about it.

- So, you do understand
why Sheira thought it was

you who looked at her diary?

- Yes, because I tried
to look at it the other

night when she was sleeping.

Well, at least
I thought she was sleeping.

But this time,
it wasn't me, honest.

- I believe you, Loli.

- But Sheira doesn't.

And the other problem is, I
know who did look at her diary.

- You do?

- Yes.

- So, why is
that a problem?

- Because I don't
want to tell on them.

- Because Zippy and
doodles are your friends, right?

- Right.

Hey, how did you know
that it was Doodles and Zippy?

- Good guess.

- Well, I think that
Doodles and Zippy should

tell Sheira the truth;
don't you think so, Squeeky?

- I sure do,
but if they don't,

I think you're going
to have to tell Sheira.

- I can't do that.

If I did, I'd be sticking
my funny little nose where

it doesn't belong again.

- You can stick your nose
anywhere you want if you

think that someone
has done something wrong.

- You're right, Squeeky.

Besides, if someone doesn't
tell Sheira that truth soon,

she may never
talk to me again.

♪ music playing ♪

- I can't believe my
very own twin sister would

sneak a peak in my diary.

- Hey, Sheira.

- I just cannot believe it.

- What's got
you all steamed up, dollface?

- My twin sister, that's what.

- Loli?
What did she do now?

- Well, first she tried
to sneak a peek inside my

diary while I was sleeping,
but I wasn't really sleeping,

so I caught her.

But then
she snuck into my room again,

and this time
she really looked.

- She snuck into your room?

- Yes, she did.

- Well, technically,
she didn't have to sneak

into your room because
your room is also her room.

- Well, she snuck into
my bed and moved the diary

from under my pillow
to under my blanket.

- Under your blanket?

- And when I told
her I knew it had to be her,

you know what she said?

- What?

- She said it wasn't her.

And I said, well, if
it wasn't you, then who was it?

And you know
what she said?

- What?

- She said...

- ...she said...

- ...she said she didn't know.

- She said she didn't know?

- Of course she didn't know.

- Yeah, how could she know?

- There would be
no way for her to know.

- Yep, which,
as far as I am concerned,

proves it's her.

- I agree.

♪ music playing ♪

- So, you wanted to see us?

- Yes, I did.

I have a question for you, Doodles.

- Sure, Blondie.

- Does this look familiar?

- Hey, where'd you get that?

- You have a diary?

- Oh, let's just
say I got a guy.

- You have a diary.

- Gimme that right now.

- Why should I?

Maybe you're writing all
kinds of nasty things about me.

Or maybe you are really the spy.

- Hey, what's with
all the spies around here?

- I'm not a spy,
you silly quirk.

- Then, why are you so worried
about Loli having your diary?

- Because...

because...

well, to be perfectly
honest with you,

I have some very private
and personal thoughts in there,

and I really don't
want to share them with anyone.

- So then why didn't
you understand why Sheira

was keeping a diary?

- Who said I
didn't understand?

I understood perfectly.

I was just curious.

- Well, I was curious,
too, but I didn't break

into her diary.

- You would have,
but you got caught...

quirk! ...busted.

- Oh!

- Okay, okay, Loli.

Relax your curls.

We'll go
tell Sheira the truth,

that it was Zippy,
and not you,

that looked in her diary.

- Zippy?

- Fine, I'll tell her that
I was sort of involved, too.

- You promise?

- Yeah, but why didn't you tell
Sheira it was us and not you?

- Well, I was
going to if you didn't,

but I'm glad you
two decided to fess up.

- 'Cause we messed up.

♪ - When you do something bad,
you're afraid that someone ♪

♪ will get mad,
speak the truth ♪

♪ and you'll be glad
that you didn't lie; ♪

♪ you didn't deny. ♪

♪ It's always best to try
and fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no
need to run and hide. ♪

♪ Fess up
when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ You know you have to be
strong to be able to say ♪

♪ "I was wrong," so listen
closely to this song... ♪

♪ - ...and soon
you will see... ♪

♪ - ...between
you and me... ♪

♪ - ...the truth will
set you free. ♪

♪ Fess up when
you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no
need to run and hide. ♪

♪ Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL]

♪ Fess up
when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no
need to run and hide. ♪

♪ Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ music playing ♪

- So, we all learned
that it's important to

respect other people's
privacy and not stick your

nose where
it doesn't belong.

- Unless, of course, you
know that someone did, or is,

going to do something wrong.

- You mean,
like read someone's diary.

- Well, just so
everyone's clear here,

we never actually read anything
Sheira wrote in her diary.

- You didn't?

- Nope, not a thing.

Genius over here
forgot to put the digital

data card in the camera.

- Hey, you're the one that
asked me if I had the card.

You never asked
me if I had it in the camera.

- Well, we're real
sorry, Sheira.

- Yeah, we should have
listened to Loli when she

told us not
to touch your diary.

Can you ever
forgive us, Sheira?

- What choice do I have?

You're my favorite quirk
and crayon in the whole world.

- Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

- Well, now that's all settled.

- Nothing is all
settled as far as I'm concerned.

- It isn't?

- Oh, no.

She changed her mind.

- Nothing is settled
until I apologize to Loli

for accusing her
of something she didn't do.

Loli, can you forgive me?

- Only on one condition.

- What's that?

- You forgive me for
giving you plenty of reason

to blame me
in the first place.

- Deal.

- Best friends?

- And best sisters, too.

♪ music playing ♪

♪ - Remember the time
that you sat on my head? ♪

♪ You tickled me so hard,
my face turned red. ♪

♪ And I was so angry,
said, You're not my friend, ♪

♪ but then you
made me laugh again. ♪

♪ - You are to me
and I am to you the best ♪

♪ of sisters,
we know that it's true. ♪

♪ Sometimes we fight
with all of our might, ♪

♪ we know deep down,
without making a sound, ♪

♪ we're the best
darn sisters around. ♪

♪ - When you play the drums,
oh, you make so much noise, ♪

♪ and you get annoyed
when I borrow your toys. ♪

♪ And even though sometimes
I get on your nerves ♪

♪ and you
get on my nerves... ♪

♪ - ...you are to
me and I am to you... ♪

♪ music playing ♪

Guess who?

♪ music playing ♪

That's right, it's Loli!

♪ music playing ♪