01x13 - Meow Meow Island/Iron Cats

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ He's mixing
with the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The g*ng
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ They'll make some history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ You'll find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

- You two are real lucky
to learn about fishin'

From an old pro like me.

- I didn't know you were
a fisherman, grandpa.

- Oh, sure. I've reeled in
a ton of fish in my time.

- The only thing
he's ever reeled in is a yo-yo.

- Ha ha ha!

- I heard that, grandma.

- Sorry, dear.
Just making a little joke.

- I wonder
where heathcliff is.

- Ah, but it's an ill wind that
blows from the south.

- Hey, buzz off, big mouth!

- Actually, I do have a rather
big mouth, don't i?

- Hey! What's goin' on...

Here?!

- Aaah!

Oh, no!

Let me outta here,
ya dumb bird!

- Kitty bombs away!

- Huh? I'll get you, bird!

- The name is finnegan,
laddie, finnegan.

- Aaaah!

[Babbling]

- Oh, there you are!

We almost left without ya.

- I guess I'll have
to show all of you

How a real fisherman
catches fish.

- Gulp!

- Boy! He sure can fish!

- [Grumbling]

- I've got one!
I've got one!

- Huh.

- Yippee!

- I got one, too!

- Hmm.

- Hey!

Huh?

[Twang twang]

- Got it.

Oops!

[Muttering]

- How are ya doin', grandpa?
Catch anything?

- Uh, well, uh, had a big one
for a while,

But it must have got away.

- That's all right, dear.

You're still
a great fisherman.

- Well, what do ya say

We take a break
from fishin' for a while

And head on over
to that little island

For a picnic lunch?

- Great idea, grandpa!

This fishin'
is hungry work.

- [Snoring and eating]

- Let's see, now.

We have chicken and biscuits
and apple juice, brownies...

- Boy, I must be
putting on weight.

- Hey, grandpa, have you seen
heathcliff?

- No, but I'm sure he's
around here somewhere.

- Arrgh. Is everything ready?

- Yes, running whiskers.

- Har! Then proceed
with the plan.

Har har!

- [Gasping]

- Heathcliff!
- Let us out!
- Help!

- [All yelling]

- No!

- Who's there?!
You can't do this to us!

- Let us out of here!

- Oh, dear!

- Heathcliff!
Where are you?!

- Heathcliff, indeed!
Where are ya?

Ah, there he is.

- [Snoring]

- Heathcliff! Heathcliff,
wake up, laddie!

- Ah, not you again!

- Heathcliff, my boy,

Your human friends
have been captured
and hauled away

By a tribe of savage cats.

- Cut it out, finnegan!

- It's the truth, lad.
Pelican's honor.

- Pelican's honor?!
Where did they take them?

- Into the jungle, lad.
We'd best be on our way.

- Ok, turtle.
Let's get goin'!

Move it, turtle. Move it!

- I'm afraid
you don't understand.

I'm a turtle, and this
ishow I move it.

- Did ya ever hear
of turtle soup?

Let's get goin'.
Move it, turtle!

Thanks for the lift.

- Yyyiiiieeeaaagh!

- Huh?

- [Cats meowing]

- What's happening, grandpa?

- I don't know, iggy,
but don't you worry.

I'll get us out of this.

- I hope he's better
at gettin' us outta here

Than he is
at catchin' fish.

- I say these strange
creatures are spies

For an invading tribe.

And we should deal with them

The way we always
deal with spies.

- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- Spies?! Let's get 'em!

- Running whiskers is right!
Down with the spies!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

- [Tarzan yell]

- [Excited murmuring]

- Ahem, ahem.

I, chief what's-for-dinner,

Ruler of the meow-meows,

Welcome the great one,
whom the legends foretold.

- Yay!
- Yay!
- Yay!

- Speak to us, o great one.

- So tell me, chief
what's-for-dinner,

What's for dinner?

- Yay!
- Yay!
- Yay!

- The great one has spoken!

- Ya can't blame 'em
for lovin' me.

- And now,
as the legends foretold,

The great one will marry
the fairest maiden

Of the meow-meow tribe.

- All right!
This is the life.

- And the fairest maiden is--

[Chuckles] of course--

My oldest daughter,
princess snack-a-lot.

- Yech!

- Huh?
- Huh?
- Huh?

- You spoke, o great one?

- Yeah, I spoke,
and I said "yech!"

- Yech?

- You got it.

No way am I gonna marry
that tub of lard.

- [Gasping]

- If he won't marry
princess snack-a-lot,

He's an impostor! A fake!

- Impostor! Fake!

- Fake!
- Fake!
- Fake!

- Uh-oh.

- Heathcliff!

- Pilot to b*mber.
Pilot to b*mber.

We have a target in sight.

- [Yelling]

- b*mber to pilot.
We are over the target.

Bombs away.

Heh heh heh!
Pilot to crew.

Mission accomplished.

Let's take her home.

- Whoa-ooh-ooh!

- Everyone in the boat!

Hurry!

- Whoa! That was a close one.

- I told ya I'd get us
outta there.

- I wonder what kind
of people they were.

- I never saw them,
but they acted
just like animals.

- Well, laddie,
it looks as if

You're no longer
"o great one."

- Heh heh heh!
You wanna bet?

Heh heh heh!

- Here, sire. Thank you, sire.
Whatever you wish, sir.

- Here, sire. Thank you, sire.
Whatever you wish, sir.

- Here, sire. Thank you, sire.
Whatever you wish, sir.

- Hey, watch this slick kick.

- [Cheering]

- Oof!

- Well, there goes
the theory

That cats always
land on their feet.

- Those fellows are a disgrace
to cats everywhere.

The time has come
to expel those ruffians
from our park.

Please, gentlemen,

You're spoiling
my concentration.

Oooh...

That does it.

This means w*r!

You're violating
our agreement.

Nothing of yours
crosses the line.

- Now, hold on!

- I must insist you chaps
vacate the park,

Or we will expel you
by force if necessary.

- [Laughing]

- Ok, boys, let's
show these snobs
what we can do.

- Hyaaaah!

- [Giggles]
ha ha ha!

- We're bad,
and we're mad.

- [Laughing]

[Fweeeet]

- Lance, I think it's time you
and me have a little talk.

- I wonder where
our boss cat is at.

- [Yawns]

- Whoa!
- [Groaning]

- Will you guys stop
looking like a sandwich

And get over here?

- What took so long?

- Negotiations.

If we win an iron cat
tag team competition
against the snobs,

The park is ours.

- Duh, you mean,
like a race? Wow!

- This is...

- One race those snobs ain't
likely to forget.

All right!

- We'll punch 'em
and crunch 'em.

- [Sniffing]

Duh, what's this?

- Sneezing powder.

Used correctly,

Your opponent
will be sneezing for days.

Ah-choo!

- What we will do is show
those snobs a thing or two.

- Wait'll you see
the rest of the stuff.

If we're gonna cheat,
we're gonna do it right.

- We gotta race
fair and square.

Our reputation
depends on it.

- You nuts or somethin'?!

How we gonna win?

- Hard work, discipline,
and concentration.

[Whistle blows]

- I'll wager they'll cheat
at every opportunity.

There's not an honest bone
in their bodies.

Our only chance of winning
is to be twice as tricky
and conniving.

"Chapter one--how to cheat.

Step number one--be familiar
with your terrain."

Glub, glub,
glub, glub, glub.

"Step number 2--

Be prepared
for the unexpected."

[Thunder]

Whooaaahhhh!

- [Snickering]

Whooooaaahh!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

Oof!

- ♪ Bouncy,
bouncy, bouncy ♪

- Oohh!

[Groaning]

- Ok, guys.
Let's get in shape.













- [Groaning]

- 1, 2, 3.





- [Groaning]

- Yeow!

- [Groaning]

- [Snoring]

- Time for ice cream.

I can hardly wait.

- Heh heh heh.
- Heh heh heh.

- ♪ We all scream
for ice cream ♪

♪ Do dee dee do-do
dee-dum ♪

Huh?

Wow.

This must be magic.

A whole ice cream cart
for me.

Now, this kinda exercise,
I can really get into.

- Heh heh heh...
- Heh heh heh...

- [Cheering]

- Where is mungo?

- Yikes!

[Sloshing]

It's a monster!

- It's an elephant.

- It's--

- Ooohh!
- Ooohh!
- Ooohh!

- Looks like
he's been exercising...

His appetite!

- It's too late
to worry about it now.

Wordsworth,
you start on bicycle.

Mungo next on skates.

Hector does the run,
and I'll finish up swimming.

Let's go!

- [Cheering]

- Yiiiikes!

Oooohh!

- Hey, what a laugh;
a fab photograph.

Cheese!

Yeow!

Whaaaa!

[Squawking]

Yaaahh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

- Oh, no! A bush
ate wordsworth!

- Forget the bush and mush!

Go mungo!

- Yeeeooow!
- Yeeeooow!

Brawk!

Brawk!

- Whoa-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

Whhooooaaa!

Oh, noooo!

Mommy!

Whhooooaaa!

[Squawking]

Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Eek!

Duh, hello.

- Oof!

Nice tag.

- I can fly! I can fly!

- Whoa! Yi-yi-yi-yi-yikes!

As wordsworth would say,

Let the bees sneeze.

[Sneezing]

Hurry!

Hurry!

- Come on, riff raff!
Float like a boat!

- Nobody swims that fast,
not even a fish.

- [Cheering]

- Oh, no!

- Yeow!

- [Cheering]

- Run!

- Whoa!

- Hey! That's cheating!

- [Cheering]

- Ok, guys,
let's all shake paws.

- All right.

If you insist.

- Icing on the cake!

- Yeow!
- Yeow!
- Yeow!

- [Laughing]

- Why cheat
when you can't be beat?

- 'Cause there's no contest
when you're the best.

- ♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make some history

♪ And always have an alibi

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you