01x21 - Going Shopping/Cat in the Fat

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The game
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ They make a mystery

♪ They always have
an alibi-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cat's superiority

♪ Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-oh

♪ O-o-oh oh
oh-oh o-o-oh o-oh ♪

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

- Grandma and grandpa's
anniversary's comin' up,

And I want to buy 'em
a really neat present.

- Do you have
any ideas yet?

- No, but I'm sure
we'll find somethin'
in the store.

- Hey, this
oughta wet my whistle.

[Whistling]

Everybody needs milk,
even this little body.

[Glug glug glug]

Booga. Booga.

- Yeeeooowwww!

- Ehh, no sense
of humor.

Never had it
and never will.

Up with cat's power.

I feel good today.

Mrrooww!

[Birds quacking]

Aha! This is turnin' out
to be a great day.

[Whistling]

- [Snoring]

- Say "ah," spike.

- Uhhh! Aaahh!

- You have to be patient
with your patients.

- Where could it be?

- What's up, toots?

- I lost my rhinestone
collar in the grass.

- It's gotta be
here somewhere.

[Sniff sniff]

[Sniff sniff]

- Come on, heathcliff.
We've gotta go shoppin'.

- [Sniff sniff]

[Sniff sniff]

- Say good-bye
to sonya, heathcliff.

- Ooh, sometimes
the kid really bugs me.

- Do you think
grandma will like
this can opener?

- Phlbbt!

[Clang clang clang]

[Humming]

[Bam bam]

[Humming]

- I hope we have
enough money.

It's so nice.

[Clang clang clang]

- I'm startin'
to like this place.

Mmm.

- Uh, excuse me,
mister.

Could you tell me
how much this
can opener costs?

- You mean
this one?

Hmm.

Let's see...

- At no time
during this entire trick

Will my hands
leave my arms.

- Come on, mom!
It's a juggling cat!

- ♪ Meow meow

♪ Meow meow

♪ Meow meow meow

♪ Meow meow meow

[Applause and cheering]

- Uh-oh. I think
we're in trouble.

- [Gulp gulp]

[Gulp]

[Applause]

- Oooh...ooh!

- Heh heh heh
heh heh heh!

[Screeching]

- Heathcliff,
you'd better
behave yourself.

- Meow?

- Hey, you! Come here!

- I thought that show
was a real scream.

Hmm. I can get a collar
for sonya here.

- These are really
cute, marcy.

Grandma
loves birds.

[Yawns]

- Mroww!

- Heathcliff,
cut that out!

- Oh, the kid's got
no sense of humor.

- Awk!

Awk!

Uh-oh. I think
a cr*cker wants a polly.

- Polly want a cr*cker?

- Bug off, cat!

- Hey, cat! Get lost!

- What a party pooper.

Hey! A rhinestone
cat collar!

Now if I could just get
iggy to buy it for me,

Old sonya will think
I'm the cat's meow.

[Kissing]

- Oh, what a pretty collar!

Oh, it's you,
sweetie, it's you!

Oh, clerk, this gentleman
wants a rhinestone collar!

- [Growling]

Hmm.

[Chuckling
mischievously]

I believe it's time

For a little,
uh, kitten around.

- Hey! He's lettin' all
the kittens out!

[Meowing]

[Dogs barking
and cats meowing]

- Rawk! Rawk! Rawk!

Awk--

- 3...2...1!

We have liftoff!

[Chuckling
mischievously]

[Bubbling]

Aha!

- Hey, cat!

Get away
from those fish!

- Nice form.

Good landing.

- [Chittering]

- [Sputtering]

Come back here,
you flea bag!

- Heathcliff,
cut it out!

[Woman screams]

- Aah!

- I forgot!

The collar!

Bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh bluh!

- I betcha
grandma'd love this.

- Boy, I wish I had
a credit card.

- That cat's back,
and that's a fact!

Rawk!

Turn me loose!
I'll catch him!
I'll catch him!

- First floor--
hats, mats, and cats!

- Can you imagine grandma
smelling like this?

- There he is!
Get him!

- Bingo!

- [Muffled protests]

Pooey!

Where'd he go?

- Over there!
Over there!

- Heathcliff!
Heathcliff!

Heathcliff!
Heathcliff!
Where are you

- Where are you?

- This should cool off
that cat for a while.

- Iggy, the store's
closing.

- But where's heathcliff?

- Oh, no.
It's closing time.

[Crash]

- Ooh!
Ohh!

- [Growling
and barking]

Bow wow wow!
Grrr!

Bow wow wow!
Grrr! Grrr!

- Help!

Awk! Awk!

Awk! Awk!
Awk! Awk!

- Bow wow wow!

- Thanks, cat!

- Oh, no problem.
Next time,
you'll help...

- Woof woof woof!
- M-m-m-m-me!

- Woof woof!

- Thanks, bird.

Oh, no.

Not another one.

- Woof! Bow wow!

- Well, let's try
the back of the store.

It's the only other place
we haven't looked.

- Bow wow! Grrr!

Grrr!
Grrr!

- Bombs away!

Quick! In there!
In there!

- Ta-ta!

[Clang]

- There he is!

- Well...
See ya, cat.

I'm headin'
south.

- Huh?

Hey! It's sonya's collar!

What a break!

Guess what, sonya.

I found your
rhinestone collar.

- Oh, heathcliff.

You're wonderful!

- Yeah, don't I know it.
Heh heh heh!

Heh heh heh heh!

- Heh heh heh.

If those nerdy cats
mess with my steak,

This booby trap
will get 'em.

- [Grunting]

Mmph! Yii--oh!

So, this is where
my brother riff raff lives.

Wow!

I would've thought
there'd only be junk food
in a junkyard.

- Hey! Some other cat's

Trying to swipe the steak
we was gonna swipe.

- Oh, yummy!

- Gimme that steak.-

- Why, certainly!

- Nooo!

I'm trapped like
a mutt in a hut.

- How odd! I guess you
didn't want the steak
after all.

Well...

Good-bye now.

And thank you very much!

Hello, guys!

- Don't "hello guys" us.

That was our steak!

- I thought it
belonged to the doggy.

- Listen, p*ssy cat,

Everything
in this junkyard
belongs to us!

- I guess I can't do
anything right.

I was hoping to find
my brother here.

But all I've done so far
is make enemies.

Wait a minute, guys,

I was gonna ask

If there was a cat
around here
who looked like me.

Yeow!

- I'll get you,
you meat thief!

- Oh, my, there's
that pesky dog.

I can't seem to stay
out of trouble.

Yikes!

- [Yawns]

What a relaxing nap.

I'm ready for cleo...

And a little romance.

Uh-oh, so much
for relaxation.

Looks like
that fat cat needs help

And fast!

Going up!

- I almost got you,
you steaknapper.

- Now, to check out leroy's
magnetic personality.

- Uh-oh.

- Yow!

- Going down, pal.

- Hey, that fat cat has
friends in high places.

- If it wasn't
for that stranger,
I'd be a goner.

I'll never be able
to do stuff like that.

- Now to see what the story
is on this new cat.

- My long lost brother!

I knew when I
found my brother,

I wouldn't be disappointed.

- Hey, man,
don't blow your cool.

What is this
brother scam?

- I heard my humans talking
about a junkyard cat

Who looks just like me.

And they were right.
We're identical!

- Well, not quite.

But, you know,
mum told me I had
a twin brother

That got taken home
by some rich people.

That's me!

- Yeah, well, you
put on a little weight
since I seen you last.

You must be one
of those inside cats,

Don't do much
but sit around.

- Yeah, that and swipe
other people's dinner.

- That fat creep
may be a fat creep,

But he is also
my brother morton, see?

Anybody gives him trouble
while I'm visiting cleo

Is gonna have trouble
with me, see?

- Hey, riff raff,
you want we should give

Your brother a tour
of the junkyard
while you go see cleo?

- That's a good idea.

I'm glad
I thought of it.

- Are you sure
I'll be all right?

- Sure. Sure. If
anybody bothers you,

He'll suffer
a catastrophe.

- I don't actually blame him
for wanting to leave.

He's probably tired
of rescuing me.

- Hey, don't take it
so hard, morton.

He's just gone
to visit his girlfriend.

Come on, we'll give you
the grand tour.

Yikes!

- Yaa, here comes
leroy.

- Yaaa!

- Uh-oh.

- Come on, morton.

When riff raff's
not here,

You gotta save
yourself.

- I hope I can keep up.

- Come on, you guys!

- Uh, I'll be polite
to you, morton.

You go first.

- Thanks.

- Hurry up,
leroy's getting closer.

- Now I got ya.

- Oh, no!

- Where's mungo?

- Leroy got him.

And it's all my fault.

- Remember, hector,
to do this right.

Riff raff said
we gotta be polite.

- Err, yeah? Well, then,
I'll ask him politely...

To help us rescue mungo.

Uh, what do you see, man?

- From up in this tree,
there's nothing to see.

- Be careful,
wordsworth.

If you hurt yourself,
riff raff will blame us.

- I brought you
these binoculars.

- Hey, this limb don't rate
the extra weight.

- Yeow!
Yeow!

- Well, what
do you know?

Kitties from heaven.

- I'm awfully sorry,
hector.

I guess I'm just
no good at all.

- You got that right, man.

Now we gotta rescue
mungo and wordsworth.

- Hup 2, 3, 4.
Hup 2, 3, 4.

Hup 2, 3, 4. Huh?

Looks as if I'm about
to have company.

My new invention
oughta take care of 'em.

- It's leroy!

- Fire one!

- Would you please--

I'm caught. I don't care
whose brother he is.

I'm gonna
make him catatonic.

- There's more than
one way to catch a cat.

- I can't do anything right.

All I do is get everyone
in trouble.

- Awfully quiet around here.

And nobody at the car.

- Why the long face, kid?

- Hector, wordsworth,
and mungo have all
been captured by leroy,

And it's all my fault.

I don't deserve
to be your brother.

- Don't take it so hard, man,
we all make mistakes.

If they're captured,
we'll just go rescue 'em.

- You mean together?

- Sure. It's always nice
to have help.

Ok, morton, when I
say jump, you jump.

I'll fly into
leroy's compound
and rescue the guys.

- Here I come.

- Geronimo!

Uh, what's happening, guys?

- I didn't think leroy
would ever catch you...

Or was it morton's fault
again?

- I ain't been captured.

I'm just giving
the big guy a chance

To prove to himself
that he's ok.

- Riff raff's
been captured, too.

I'm a jinx,
that's what I am.

It's up to me to try
to rescue them.

If I fail, at least I
won't be alone anymore.

A ceiling fan!

Just what I've been
looking for.

Good thing the car's battery
had some charge in it,

Or I never would've
got off the ground.

- It's nice to celebrate

With a really
elegant meal sometimes.

Air raid!

I've been wanting
to try out

This exploding kite
for a long, long time.

- Uh-oh.

- Back to the ol'
drawing board.

- Yay!
- Yay!
- Way to go, morton.

- Maybe this guy
is riff raff's brother.

- I knew that cat
would be trouble.

- Bombs away!

- It isn't fair!
It just isn't fair.

- You're definitely
my brother.

You see, morton,
you've just been living
the sheltered life.

When you have confidence
in yourself,

You can do anything.

- You said it, riff raff.

Morton is ok.

In my book, he's part
of the junkyard g*ng.

- Yeah. Any fool can see
that morton's cool.

- Doh, yeah.

Cool.

- Gee, thanks, guys.

But junkyard life
is kind of wild.

I miss the quiet
of the old homestead.

- You want me to show you
the way home?

- No. I'm not afraid
to make it on my own.

So long, guys.

- The big guy's ok.

I guess that being hip
runs in the family.

Here's some easy-to-remember
do's and one don't.

Do make sure oven knobs
are too tight

For a cat to accidentally turn.

And do make sure that all open
windows are securely screened.

Oops!

- Yeow!

[Splash]

Grr!

- Cats don't always land
on all 4 feet.

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ The game
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ They'll make a mystery

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-oh

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you