01x30 - Terrible Tammy/The Games of Love

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ He's mixing
with the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The g*ng
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ They'll make some history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ You'll find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

- Isn't she
the sweetest thing?

- Hello, you cutie.

- What a doll!

- Hey, wait a minute.
That's my carriage.

- Her name is tammy.
Isn't she darling?

- Scram, furball!

- Furball?

- Now, heathcliff,
you get out of the way.

We're going to give
little tammy a ride
in your carriage.

Tammy's such an angel.

- Mew.

- What a darling pussycat
you are, tammy.

- Mew.

- Furball?

[Snoring]

Huh?

Hey, I've been meaning
to talk to you.

I'm heathcliff.
I run this block,

And you can't go around
calling me

Furba--whoa-oh-ah-oh!

- I thought cats
always landed on their feet.

- All right, you!
Put them up!

Up! Up!

- You wouldn't hit
a girl, would you, heathcliff?

[Rattling]

- Hey, look at this.

Heathcliff is picking
on a little girl.

- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!

- My, oh, my,
what a tough guy.

- Heh heh heh!

Shame, shame, heathcliff.

- Ha ha ha!

Lead with your left,
heathcliff!

- "I'm heathcliff, and
I run this block."

Well, not anymore, furball.

- Wow! Way to go, beautiful!

Hey, how would you
like to meet a real man?

[Whistles]
whoo! Wow wow wow!

[Making kissing noises]

- Whoa...
- Whoa...

- I run this neighborhood now,

So you better watch
your step!

- Boy...have I
got a problem.

- Heathcliff!

Come back here
with that fish!

Hey!

Whoa...

Come here...

- Well...

Why, isn't that sweet?

A gift for me.

Thanks, furball.

- Why, you...

- Hey, guys, look at this.

Heathcliff's
picking on a little girl.

- Heathcliff,
I told you to stay
out of my store.

- Boy, have I got a problem.

- Now, where's that fish?

- Whoops...

Boy, have I got a problem!

Ee-yikes!

- Hi, furball.
Want some milk?

- Why, you...

- You wouldn't hit a girl,
would you, heathcliff?

- Uh, no, no, I guess not.

- Good, 'cause I love
to hit boys!

- Oh! Hi, heathcliff.

Hey, I thought cats
always land on their feet, eh?

- Oh, heathcliff,

I'm sure you say that
to all the girls.

- No, really, sonia.

You're the only one
for me.

There's nobody else.

- Oh, heathcliff,
I've missed you so much!

- Huh?

- Nobody else, huh?

- Uh, sonia, this isn't
what you think. I...

- I'll tell you
what I think!

- Sonia, wait!
Let me explain!

- I think you're a rotten,
no-good two-timer!

We're through!

- Ohh...did little heathcwiff

Have an argument
with his girlfriend?

- Ok, that's it!
You've had it!

- Is big, bad heathcwiff

Gonna hit
a wittle tiny girl?

- Aww...

- Sucker!

- I thought cats always
land on their feet.

- Hyaah!

- Grrr! Rowr!
- Aargh! Ruff!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

Lucky I didn't land
in the...

Unh!

Aww...

- You should've
been there.

I really clobbered
that wimpy heathcliff.

- Yeah? Ha ha!

And that furball
wouldn't fight me
'cause I'm a girl,

So then I really
let him have it.

And get this:

I made his dumb
girlfriend think I liked him.

- Dumb girlfriend, huh?

- I run this neighborhood now.

Heathcliff is through.

Here comes marcy. Watch this.

- I've got to find heathcliff
and apologize.

- Mew.

Mew.

- You're such a good girl.

- Mew.

- Now, you play with heathcliff
while I go inside for a minute.

- Mew.

- Good girl.

Now, heathcliff,
you be nice to little tammy.

- Mew!

- Mew.

- Well, furball,
how does it feel

Being the number 2 cat
around here?

- Mmm, I'll show you
how it feels.

Oww...oh...

- What's going on here?

- Me-yeow-ow...

- Poor heathcliff.

Tammy, what
did you do to poor
little heathcliff?

You're a bad cat, tammy,

And I'm not going to
play with you anymore.

- Ow ow oww...

- Now, heathcliff,
you just wait here,

And I'll get you
a big, juicy steak
to put on your eye.

And, you,
you naughty girl,

You stay away
from my heathcliff.

- Nothing makes me
feel better

Than giving you some
of your own medicine.

- Mewrrr!

Mewrrr! Hisssss...

- [Cheering]

Heathcliff!
Heathcliff!

He's our man!

If he can't do it,
no one can! Yay!

- If he can't do it,
no one can!

Yay!

- Unh!

- Hey, heathcliff,

I thought cats
always landed on--

- Don't say it!

I'm not gonna
fight you, tammy.

I'm not gonna
back down, either!

- Heathcliff, heathcliff,

He's our cat!

If you want trouble,

He's where it's at!

- Ok, heathie,
you asked for it.

- But you're
gonna get it.

- What do you want?

- It may be against heathcliff's
honor to fight you,

But it's not against mine!

- Sonia, sonia,

She's no clown!

If she can't do it,

We'll leave town!

- If you ever
bother heathcliff again,

You'll answer to me!

- Yaah!

- That was very unladylike,
but it had to be done.

- Way to go, sonia!

- Not bad for a girl.

- You're one slick chick!

- Sonia, sonia,
she's our girl!

- Like I always say...

Behind every
good man is...

- A better woman.

- A better woman.

- Whoaah...

- [Barking]

- Oh!

Unh!

- Who are you?

- I'm, uh, duh...

In love!

- Huh?

- Duh...uh...mongo!

I'm mongo. Huh?

- Hi, mongo. I'm dixie.

- Uh, uh, gee...

Uh, uh, d-do you
come here often?

- Ha ha ha!

I guess I do.

Well, I better go now. Bye.

- Uh, heh heh heh...

- Mongo!

You're kind of cute.

- Gosh...heh heh heh!

- Grrr!

Grrr!

- She loves me...

She loves me not.
[Slurp]

She loves me...
[Slurp]

She loves me not...
[Slurp]

- What is with him?

- Hey, man,
haven't you heard?

Love is the word.

- She loves me...
[Slurp]

She loves me not.
[Slurp]

- Mongo's in love?

- That's a fact, jack.

[Ka-thump]

- Which one of you
clowns is mongo?

- He is!
- He is!

- Yahoo!

[Coughs]

Uh, yahoo...

- My sister's in training

For the big track
and field meet,

And I don't want
nobody bugging her!

- I'll take care of this, mongo.

It just so happens
that mongo here is in
the track meet, too.

- Ha! That's a laugh!
What event?

- Uh...

Uh, the, um...

Oh, all of 'em.

- I'll tell you what,

I'm in all
of the events, too,

And if your fat friend
is good enough to beat me,

He's good enough
for my sister!

- And, uh...

If he doesn't
beat you?

- I'll use all 3 of youse
as javelin catchers!

- Whoa...
- Whoa...
- Whoa...

- Eeyaah!
- Yaaa!
- Aah!

Heh! I'll see
you bozos at the meet.

- We'd have nothing to fear
if riffraff was here.

- Forget about riffraff.

I'vegot a foolproof plan.

- She loves me...
[Slurp]

She loves me not.
[Slurp]

Well, why am I doing this?

- It's simple.

You got to win
all the events
at the track meet

If you want to see dixie.

- You got to win,
please,

Or we're swiss cheese!

- If you say so.

Now what?

- Unhhh!
- Ohhh...

- Whoa...

- I wish I knew
why I listen to you.

- Whoa--whoa--whoaaa...

- Ohh...

- How did I do, guys?

- Good height, mongo.

You just got to work
on your direction.

- Hey, when it comes
to shot puttin',

There's no pussyfootin'.

Just hold it
in your palm--

Yeowww...

And then you're gone.

- Now, all you got to do

Is run real fast
to the other end.

- Uh, wouldn't it be easier

If you got those things
out of my way?

- You got to jump
over 'em, mongo!

- Oh...ok. Here goes.

- He'll do this one real easy.

- Oof!

Ungh!

Oog!

[Crash]

- Oh...
- Oh...

- Hey, that was easy, guys!

That was fun!

I want to do it again.

- Don't want to
let you down,

But I'm leaving town.

- Not so fast.
I got another plan.

- I was hoping,
maybe after the meet...

Uh, uh, uh,

You and me could meet

And have some
fish sandwiches together.

- I'd like that.

- You would?

- Yeah, I would.

- Heh heh heh!

Gosh...

- I hope you turkeys
make better javelin catchers

Than the last guys I had.

- [Gulps]
- [gulps]

- Wh-what
happened to them?

- I used one of them
for a fishing net

And the other as
a spaghetti strainer.

- Haaa...
- Ehhh...

- Gee, that's great.
I--i like spaghetti.

- Bet ya catch some big fish.

- The first event
is the shot put.

See you there.

- Now, remember,

Just throw it
as far as you can.

We'll take care
of the rest.

- That doesn't sound
too hard.

- All right, m1ngo,
let's see what you can do.

- Hey...this thing is heavy.

- Go for it, big guy!

- Whoops...

- Yaagh! Yaagh!

Why, you...

- Sorry.

- Why, I oughta...

- Now, calm down. Calm down.

It was just an accident.

- You guys have had it!

I can beat that throw
without even trying.

- Give it your best shot.
Ha ha ha!

- Yaaa...

[Crash]

- Tough break, jake.

- Y'all can forget
about seeing dixie,

'Cause I'm gonna bury you
on the high hurdles!

- On your mark...

Get set...

[Bang]

- Oof!

- I've got you now.

Whoa!

- I won!

I won!

- Can you dig it?

- Yeah. Track conditions
are terrible.

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

- Why, there's something fishy
going on with you guys,

But I'll tell
y'all right now,

No one beats me
in the pole vault.

- You could have used that pole
when you fell in the hole.

- Grrr!

[Twang-g-g]

Watch this!

- Ha ha ha!

- Eeyaah!

[Crash]

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

- Y'all cheated me,

And now you're
gonna pay for it!

Hyaah...

- Jake! What are you doing?

- I bet these guys
that mango couldn't beat me

In a track and field event.

- So?

- If he wins, he gets
to take you on a date.

- I'm gonna go
on a date with mongo

Whether you
like it or not,

So the deal's off!

Come on, mongo, let's go.

- Gosh...

Heh heh...

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

- Bet's off. Ha ha!

♪ Nya-na na-na na nah

- So long, jake.

- Grrr...

That's right.

All bets are off!

[Metallic rattling]

- Uh-oh...
- Uh-oh...

- Run!

- Wait till I get
my paws on you guys!

- I don't--
I don't get it.

Mongo gets the girl,
but what do we get?

- We get jake,

Which is a big mistake.

- Aah!

- You're just like a big,
cuddly teddy bear.

- Oh. Heh heh.

Yeah, I know.

Gosh--

Ouch.

- Ha ha ha!

- In the last weeks
before giving birth,

Your cat will seek a quiet,
dimly lit spot

For having her kittens.

Unless you prepare a box or area
ahead of time,

She may find her own--

Like in your closet,

On a pile of laundry,

Or your brand-new
angora sweater.

If she balks,
don't force her.

A little coaxing should do it.

- ♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make some history

♪ And always have an alibi

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you