01x44 - The Siamese Twins/The Mungo Mash

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Can I help you?

Uh, that's ok.
I think I'll help myself.

Hoo hoo!

[Woman screams]

Oops!

Heathcliff!

Not again!

[Panting]

[Pfft]

[Grumbles]

Man: heathcliff, come--

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

[Sobbing]

Oh, heathcliff,
look what you've done.

Leave him alone.
He ain't done
nothin'.

Hasn't done anything?

Why, he is totally
responsible

For this poor man's
condition.

Why, you took that fish
without paying for it.

You always take fish
without paying.

[Sigh]

But you're paying
for it now,

Aren't you,
heathcliff?

Uh-huh.

Oh!

Hey, don't listen
to that guy.

Take that fish
and let's go.

[Grrr]

You're always
doing bad things,
heathcliff.

Stealing fish,
fighting,

Dumping trash cans,

And just generally
being a bad cat.

My goodness, heathcliff,
what's to become of you?

[Sniffing]

Heathcliff.

Heathcliff!

Meow!

We're real happy
to see that
you're all right.

Heathcliff wanted
to come down and
tell you in person

That he won't be
bothering you
anymore.

That's right. Heathcliff's
turning over a new leaf.

He's going to
be a good cat
from now on.

Hey, mr. Milkman,
don't worry.

Heathcliff's
changed his tune.

He won't be
bothering you anymore.

Thanks, heathcliff.

Oh, no!

Heathcliff!

Hiya, spike,
old buddy.

A glorious day,
isn't it, spike?

Yeah. Sure. Whatever
you say, heathcliff.

Uh, so long, pal.

Ah! Brother dear,
it seems once again

We have been shown
the way to freedom.

Yes, my dear sibling,

And we shall not waste
one precious moment.

[Both laugh]

Man: what a pleasure,

Not having to worry
about that fat orange cat

Stealing my fish anymore.

I don't know who
this fat orange cat
is, brother dear,

But perhaps he should
watch out for...

Both: the siamese twins!

Ya-h*!

Oh, my fine sibling,
that was a delicious snack!

How about
we go out now and...

Both: have some fun!

♪ Dum doo dee
di dee doo doh ♪

♪ Dum dee dum dee--

[Grrrr]

Ah, chubby poochy,

You are about
to battle with...

Both: the siamese twins!

Come on! Come on!
I'll murderize ya!

Twins: ya-h*!

[Twins yelling]

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hector: it looks like
those 2 cats

Are taking over
heathcliff's territory.

Ya!

[Teeth chattering]

[Whimpering]

Oh, my!
What's going on?

What's
the trouble?

What's the trouble?!

Huh?

The whole town is
being destroyed
by your cat!

Everyone: heathcliff!

Huh?

I wonder what
all the commotion's
about.

There he is!

Uh, thanks
for dropping by.

I thought you had learned
your lesson, heathcliff,

But I guess I was wrong.

Now, get out of here!

[Mumbling]

Hector: hey, heathcliff.
Why so down in the mouth?

Oh, I can't believe it.

I've been good
for one whole day,

And still
everyone's blaming me
for their troubles.

I think someone's
trying to frame me.

Well,
it ain't us, gus.

Yeah. There's 2 new cats
in the neighborhood,

And boy, are they tough!



Well, that sheds
some light
on the situation.

Hoo hoo!

[Heathcliff humming
camptown races]

Aw, dear brother,

Looks like bigger fun
than this is coming
our way now.

A fancy cat
with a fancy hat!

Hyah!

Here's looking
at you, kid.

My, my!

Such behavior
is totally unacceptable.

I must teach you lads
some manners.

Oh! Teach us manners,
eh, fancy cat?

You are about
to tangle with...

Both: the siamese twins!

[Heathcliff laughs]

Well, you're about
to mess with heathcliff!

Eeyah!

[Cats snarling]

Both: eeyah!

Ooh!

Ya-h*!

[Snarling]

Ya!

Ya!

Ah, you
fought bravely.

But you lost.

What can he do
against those two?

Heathcliff ain't
goin' to do nothin'

Unless he gets
some help.

I'm going in there!

He's got guts,
but I think he's nuts!

Hector: and so are you two.
Come on.

Twin: it is
all over for you now,
fat orange cat.

You have
been foiled by...

Both: the siamese twins!

Foiled schmoiled!
I ain't packin' it in yet.

I hope
this works.

[Tarzan yell]

So, this is what
doing good deeds gets me!

[Straining]

[Tarzan yell]

Huh?

Thanks, hector.

I'll take it from...

Here!

[Twins yelling]

Oh, fat orange cat.

It seems that you
have twin-packed us...

Both: the siamese twins!

Yeah, well,
that's because you
have come up against

The terrible fury
of heathcliff and...

Everyone:
the alley cats!

[Laughing]

[Bell rings]

Any last words before
I pronounce sentence?

Twin: yes,
fat orange cat.

You may have won
this time,

But you have not
seen the last of...

Twins: the siamese twins!

[Ship horn blows]

Now, now, heathcliff.
Remember, you promised

To be a good cat
from now on.

Come on, heathcliff,
you tried being
a good cat,

And where
did it get you?

So what
do you say, pal?

Flick the little
party pooper off
of your shoulder,

And let's have
some fun.

[Pfft]

[Growling and barking]

[Pfft]

Heathcliff, you're
one cat in a million,

Without a doubt!

I know you cats
can feel the heat

From wordsworth's
funkadelic feet.

Hey, boss,
listen to this!

Reow! You cool kitties!

This is your feline
with the beeline,

Chewy cal!

Hold on to your tails
'cause I'll be hosting

The biggest prize-filled
break dance contest ever!

Where?

At the boppin' furball club,
that's where!

First prize is a year's supply
of kitty wonker's cat treats!

Yummy-yum!

Wow! 12 Months
of chow,

And wordsworth's
going to win it
for us.

Give me a break,
jake.

I mean it.

With your cool
dance moves,

We can't lose.

I don't mean
to sound conceited,

But I really can
beat it.

Ok, tryouts for
the break dance bash
are tonight!

Be there or be square!

Reow!

Come on, wordsworth.
Let's start training
for it now.

We're gonna bop
at the furball!

We're gonna bop
at the...

Furball?

You're a jinx, mungo.

I don't want to see you
near that furball club,

Tonight or ever!

Gee, I wonder why
the guys are so sore.

If I sneak inside
the boppin' furball,

Maybe I can
straighten things out.

The guys will never recognize me
in this disguise.

[Giggles]

This should be great!

I can't wait!

I've got to get
in there!

[Rock music playing]

Reow! Ok, listen up,
cat dancers and prancers.

This is d.j. Chewy cal,

Howling for the great
dance tryouts to begin!

Ok, pearly white
and the gomp twins,

Strut your stuff!

[Several cats cheering]

Cat: whoa! Yeah!
Whoa! Yay!

Whoa!

Is that pearly slob dancing
or playing pitchfork?

By, uh, process
of elimination,

Pearly's
on his way to
the winner's circle.

Boo! Hiss!

Boo!

Chewy cal: he will join
our other 2 tryout winners,

Mr. And mrs. Rob serling.

[Applause and cheers]

Tell the fans
to scream and shout...

'Cause wordsworth's ready
to peel out!

Yay!yay!

Excuse me.

Whoa-oh!

Help!

Wordsworth:
runaway dump truck!

Whoa!

Hey, cats,
dig that crazy
new dance step.

Reow!

It's the mungo mash!

Yaah!

[Crowd chanting
"mungo mash!"]

Mungo, you've mashed
your way right into
the winner's circle.

Yeah, all right!
Yeah!

I can't believe
what I see!

Mungo won over me!

Quick, we got to
get him shaped up

For the big
showdown.

But what about me?

Listen, play
your cards right,

And we'll let
you teach mungo
some new steps.

Uh, now that
wordsworth's
a has-been,

Should he really
be teaching me
to dance?

Has-been? Mungo,
you're a dancing fool!

I'll pound my beat
into you!

Mungo: whoa!

[Crash]

You know
what mungo needs?

A miracle.

I think some flashy threads
will do the trick.

Then he'll
at least look good.

Behold!

Sealskin mitts.

Now you can
slip your way
to the big time.

Whoa!

Hey! Let the great
dance contest begin!

Reow!

Here's our first contestant:
pearly white!

Who's there?

Mungo!
I need your help!

What's the matter,
rob?

I fainted.

Feel better?

Sometime stage fright
can do that.

This is our last
chance to make it
in show biz.

It means so much
to me, i...

If we don't win
this contest,

Our dreams will
be shattered!

[Sobbing]

Please don't cry!

I'll think of something!

And now for
our next contestant!

Reow!

The inventor of
the mungo mash himself,

Mungo!

I said mungo!

What's keeping
that clown?

[Crowd chanting
"mungo mash!"]

Cat: come on, yeah!

[Cats cheer]

♪ First I was a caterpillar,
big and fat ♪

♪ Now I am a butterfly

♪ Think of that

[Crowd murmuring]

This isn't
the mungo mash!

♪ I float along
the breeze ♪

[Crowd booing]

Mungo's so bad!

I don't have to cheat
to get rid of him!

After our hard work,

You mess up
like a jerk.

Butterfly, huh?

Yeah. I can explain
everything, boss.

Chewy cal: and now for
our last contestant!

Reow!

Real troopers!

Beryl and rob serling!

Hector: they're dressed
in our costume!

Uh, now, fellas...

Hey, he's going to
bury the serlings!

Later, guys! I got
to stop that creep!

Uh, you're doing
a bad thing.

Huh?!

Aaaah!

Aah!

And now,
the winners are...

Beryl and rob serling!

[Crowd cheering]

I better hide
from the guys
till things cool off.

I got it!
I'll hide out

And pretend
to be knocked out
by this sandbag.

Where can that half-size
walnut brain be?

When he catches my eye,
the fur's going to fly.

Riffraff: out of my way,
dancing drips.

I want to bossa nova
on mungo's face.

You guys ain't gonna
lay a finger on mungo.

That's right.
We're going to use
our whole fist!

Mungo gave us
his costume

When he
found out how much
we needed to win.

A better cat
never lived!

We'd like
to keep it that way,

If you catch
my drift.

Gosh.
Mungo did that?

His brain is like hash.

But he sure
has panache.

Come on, guys.

Let's find mungo
and apologize.

Mungo! He's been hurt!

This sandbag
must have hit him!

The big palooka was
always soft in the head.

Hector: wake up, mungo.

You just got to be ok.

Uh...hello.

Are you still
mad at me?

No!

Of course not.

Uh-uh.

Oh, goody!

Then you can all
buy me a sundae!

I'm starving!

Everyone: hip-hip, hurray!

Hip-hip, hurray!

Yeah, how the little people
adore me.

Hee hee hee!

When you decide to choose a dog
for a pet,

The first thing you should think
of is the dog's size.

Very large dogs may frighten
young children, and -

Even if they are just playing,
can cause a serious injury

If they bite.

Small dogs aren't recommended as
pets

Because they're too
fragile for rough housing

With the kids. But a dog in the
middle should be just right.

Goldilocks never had to put up
with this.