01x52 - A Piece of the Rock/Divide and Clobber

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

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♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Heathcliff, the next time
I catch you in here,

I'm calling the police.

Now, stay out!

Hey!

Hey, we got to
find heathcliff.

Yeah. Here he comes now,
hector.

Where?

Heathcliff is
right here, hector.

[Laughing]

Heathcliff,
it's your pop.

He's being moved
to the maximum-security
prison on the island.

Wordsworth:
your pop's in for
some hard knocks.

No one's ever
escaped off
"the rock."

The prison barge leaves
in just a few minutes.

If we're going
to see your pop
off at the dock,

Let's put it in gear
and run, not walk.

There goes my dear,
sweet old pop.

In just
a few minutes,

He'll be tossed
in his tiny cell,

And they'll
throw away the key.

♪ Nobody knows

♪ The troubles I've seen

[Crying]

I've just got to get my pop
out of that terrible place.

I got it!

I'll get myself
arrested,

And then
we'll break out
together.

Uh, mad collie, get me
some more toothpicks.

This one's getting stale.

Right away, boss.

Man, this is the life.

Heathcliff,
take it easy.

If I'm going
to get arrested,

I've got to do
a good job of it.

Look, heathcliff!

I won the lottery!

[Laughing]

Here's
the winning ticket.

I'm taking a cruise!

Oh, and tell your friends
to make themselves
at home.

All right!

Fishies.

Leave those fishes alone.

We got more important
things to do.

There's got to be
an easier way

To get my pop
off of that island.

You go first.
I'll follow.

But, heathcliff,
you're the leader.

Uh, I'm getting
seasick.

All right.
I'll go first.

Let me get
a running start.

Boo!

[Splash]

[Giggling]

[Bubbling]

[Snarling]

Ride 'em, sharky!

Oh!

Hop on, guys.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Yaah!

My poor old pop's
wasting away

In his tiny
little prison cell,

And you turkeys want
to play in the sand.

Who's next
to challenge
the champ?

Ain't one of you
got the nerve to play
with the champ?

Ah, this place
ain't no fun.

Some tough characters.

You're all
a bunch of pussycats.

Aha!

Let's give
the slingshot a try.

Mungo, you first.

Uh, me?

Yep.

Whoa!

We need more stretch.

Wordsworth, you're next.

[Laughing]

Tough luck,
wordsworth.

Whoa!

[Crash]

Almost...

Almost.

[Irish accent]
begorra, it's
a great day for you.

Right here in me hand,
I got your release papers.

You mean, I'm out
of this dump?

That you are, me boy,

Though I'll wager
you'll be back soon.

You never fail me.

Yaah!

We can't crash
this prison.

Might as well
give in.

I don't need
you clowns anyway.

Nothing's going to stop me
from getting my pop
out of there.

Well, so long, jailbirds.

Gee, won't heathcliff
be surprised

That his old pop
is out?

Hey, mad collie.

You seen my pop
anywhere?

He just got out.
He's on his way
to see...

You!

Oh, no! I got
to get out of here!

You mean my boy just
broke into prison

To see
his poor old pop?

You got it, pops.

If I know my boy,

He's probably got them
eating out of the palm
of his hand.

Prison food stinks.

I've got
to get out of here!

Can't be done!

Even your old man
couldn't break out
of this joint.

Hey, this food
may stink,

But I got an idea
how it may get me
out of here.

Hey! What do you think
you're doing?

I'm getting
out of here.

All I need's
a diversion,

And this pie's
perfect.

[Splat]

[Growling]

Slipping out of here
in all this confusion

Should be a piece of pie.

I'm innocent,
innocent I tell ya!

Let me out of here!

That's enough out of you.

Warden will be back
tomorrow.

We'll see
what he has to say about it.

Tomorrow?

I can't wait
to get out of here.

Sure is tough finding
a job around here.

How about one of you guys
getting me a toothpick?

Ah, what do you
think we are,
your flunkies?

Yeah. Get your
own toothpicks.

Gee, I was having
more fun in prison.

Well, that settles it.
I got to get arrested.

I can't stand it
out here!

If I break the window
of the fish market,

I'll get arrested
for sure.

Oh, no.
Shatterproof glass!

Yikes!

What does a guy have to do
to get arrested in this town?

Well, hold it,
buster.

Jaywalking is
a serious offense
in this town.

You're under arrest.

Arrested? At last!

Oh, boy!

Home.

Heathcliff: pop!

Heathcliff!

It's good
to see you, son.

Don't worry, pop.

I'll have you
out of here
before you know it.

Are you crazy?

Like father, like son.

[Laughing]

[Humming]

[Straining]

You sure this
is going to work,
riffraff?

Trust me.

Do your thing,
wordsworth.

When I'm the artist,
you just can't miss.

[Humming]

[Humming]

This thing's tougher
than a steel-belted radial!

Mungo: mmm!
This is yummy.

Riffraff: hey, hector,
pass the salt.

[Growling]

Hector: man,
I just lsteak!

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

Hey, man.
I think there's
a hole in your plan.

There sure is.

Cowabunga!

Face it, leroy.

You're outmatched,
outnumbered,
and out of luck.

Leroy: I'm going
to use my brains
and figure out a way

To get you guys.

Boy, he's really
desperate now.

[Laughing]

It's time
to divide and clobber.

Let's see...

[Imitating mungo]
duh! Duhh!

That's it.

Mama didn't raise
no fool!

What's that?

What?

[Louder]
what's that?

There's no need
for yellin',
you melon.

It's a tractor.

Oh.

Leroy, imitating mungo:
duh! Duhh!

Hey, you guys.

Duh, now I'm going
to teach youse guys a lesson.

Mungo, are you nuts?

What's the game,
pigeon-brain?

Duh, the game's called
whoops-a-daisy.

Whoops...

A-daisy.

Ok, joke's over,
mungo.

Whoops...

Oh, no! No!

[Screaming]

Thank goodness
we only got the "whoops"
and not the...

A-daisy!

[Laughing]

Hi, guys!

Mungo,
you're doomed.

You're doomed!

Ah, perfect!

[Humming]

Better watch out,
mungo.

Hector and wordsworth
are out to clobber you.

Nah. Hector
and wordsworth
are my buddies.

They wouldn't
do that.

Don't say
I didn't warn you.

[Laughing]

Ok, I won't.

Hi, guys!

[Snarling]

Huh?

[Snarling]

Aah!

[Screaming]

Heh heh heh heh.

I'm leaving.

Good riddance.

Don't bother
to write, dwight.

What's going on?

In 7 words or less,

Mungo's the nerd
who caused the mess.

We declared him
"felina non grata,"

Cat not welcome.

Mungo? I can't
believe it.

Well, let's clean
this place up.

Ah, the wonders
of science.

Now wait till
riffraff tries

To use this crane.

Hector: where would
we be without a buddy
like riffraff?

Yeah. He's a friend
to the end.

Huh. Not like
some guys we know.

All right,
you guys. Hang on!

My mind works
in wonderful ways.

Hey, riffraff.
Quit fooling around.

Heh heh heh.

Riffraff,
cut it...

Ou-ou-out!

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

Who-oo-oa!







Fire!

Mommy!

Yaah!

Aah!

Whoa! Who-oo-oa!

Who-oo-oa!

Ohh!
Ohh!

Let's get riffraff.

That's a big laugh.

We can't take
riffraff.

I don't care.

Hey,

Listen, fellas.

I'm sorry, but--

You don't know
how sorry you're
going to be.

Ouch!

Hey, why'd you
kick me?

Kick you?
What do you mean, gene?

[Laughing]

Like this!

Yeow!

Why you...

Duh, hey you guys.

I thought maybe...

You?!
You?!

Enough!

You?!
You?!
You?!

Reowr!

Meowrr!

Reeowwr!

Oops.

Riffraff: stop!

Are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?

Leroy's been
getting us to fight
amongst ourselves.

Hey, leroy
stole my face!

Uh, I can explain this.

I'm in trouble,
aren't i?

Cats: yes.

I should run,
shouldn't i?

Cats: yes.

That's what I thought.

Bye!

[Yelling]

One for all...

And all for one.

Charge!

Come back...

Jack!

Duh, I'm mad.

[Panting]

You're
kaflooey,
leroy!

Well, divide and clobber
didn't work,

So I guess it's time
for plan b--

Run and hide.

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So much for plan b.

There's nowhere
to hide, leroy!

It's a big world!

The junkyard bunch
will have you
for lunch.

Mungo: duh,
but I'm not hungry.

Hector: mungo,
will you be quiet?

Sometimes giving your dog his
vitamin isn't an easy job.

Here boy, take your vitamin.

I said take your vitamin!

See what I mean?

So when he's not looking, hide
it in his food

At feeding time.

It works every time.