01x53 - Heathcliff Reforms/Prehysteric Riff Raff

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

[Snoring]

Hmm...

Huh?

What a way to wake up.

Confounded cat!

No sleeping
on my footstool!

Hmm, um...oh, well.

Time for milk anyhow.

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

Ohh....

Not this kind
of breakfast.

I need a first-class
breakfast.

Whew!

No heathcliff
this morning.

Huh?!

Hmm...a first!

Milkman's early.

You again?

Ouch! Ooh! Oh!

Ha ha ha ha.
I need...

Thiskind of breakfast.

Come and get it!
Yesterday's fish!

Come on, you cats!

Free fish!free fish!free fish!

Let me at it!

Me, too!
Coming through!

Duh...me three!

Come and get it!
Yesterday's fish!

Whoo-hoo!

[Meow!]

Too late,
heathcliff.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Grr]

This is
our lucky day!

All we can eat!
What a treat!

I'll have my breakfast,
and I'll have it now!

Mmm...

Ha ha ha ha!

Where is my breakfast?

Here.

Oh, now I'm
really upset.

[Screeching]

Yeeow!

Oof!

[Screeching]

Yeeoo...

Duh...what do you
want me to do, heathcliff?

Carry me home.
I'm tired.

Yeah...you should've
been here earlier, heathcliff.

We had salmon.

We had codfish,
flounder.

There was even
a catfish.

Ahh...time for
my beauty nap.

I've had it.

Did you see how
he worked us over?

Yeah. He's snoozin',
and we're losin'.

Yeah. Losin' what?

That's enough!

It's time he learned
a lesson.

Follow me.
Grab that curtain.

Wordsworth: ooh!

Wait for me!

Uh! Uh!

Hector, echoing:
heathcliff...heathcliff!

Wake up! Wake up!

Heathcliff...

Huh? What?

Eee!

W-w-what
do you want?

You have been bad,
heathcliff.

You should have
bought it 8 times,

And a cat
only has 9 lives.

W-w-w-what
do you mean?

You have been
a bad kitty 8 times.

Listen up, heathcliff.

These are your
previous 8 lives...

Life number one:

Remember that day
on the cliff's edge
with you and spike?

[Screeching, barking]

Yiy!

Uh, y-yes, i--
I do recall that,
slightly.

Life number two...

That day at the zoo...

Remember, heathcliff?

[Grrowr!]

Life number 3,
heathcliff.

Remember that day
at the tuna factory,

When your greed
almost did you in?

Life number 4,
heathcliff.

It was that day
on the pier

When you went fishing
with grandpa nutmeg...

Remember?

This ought to do her.

Uh-oh.

Caught me a big one.

E-enough!
Enough!

Notenough.
Next life.

That day at
the fish market...

You were trying
to steal a fish...

And you grabbed
an eel instead.

I--i--i can't
believe it.

I--i'm almost
out of lives.

Then there was
number 8...

That day you jumped
out of the dumpster

And left your friends hector,
wordsworth, and mongo

To take the rap.

P-p-please,
i--i beg of you,

Enough--
n-n-no more!

No, heathcliff.

It's your last chance.
Unless you change your ways,

This is the last
of your 9 lives.

Oh, anything
you say.

Just go away!

Change your ways and be nice
to your friends, heathcliff...

Especially those cats--

Hector...

Wordsworth, and mongo.

I'll change!
I'll change!

Anything,
a-anything!

Just go away!

Heathcliff,
wake up!

Nowwhat's
he up to?

Got to change my ways!

I've got to be nice. I've got
to be nice.

I've got to be nice.

Got to be nice.

Uh...got to eat.

Got to eat.
Got to eat.

Got to be nice.
Got to be nice.

Hey, heathcliff,
you missed out
this morning.

Here, have
a fish on me.

Yeah. Go on.

Be my guest.

Go ahead.
Hee hee hee!

Hector:
hey, heathcliff.

Uh, what
you got there?

Something
to, uh, eat?

Lookin' neat!
A treat to eat!

Duh...food!

Got to be good.
Got to be good.

Hector: that's
more like it.

Now what I need
is a little milk
to wash that down.

Got that,
heathcliff?

A real treat.
Now, get more meat.

Yeah. Something
nice and big.

Got to be good.
Got to be good.

Moo!

Got to be good.
Got to be good.

Hector: that'll be all
for now, heathcliff.

Be back at 4:00
to order more.

Meanwhile,
time for a snooze.

Mongo:
bring more later.

[Crash]

Got to be good.
Got to be good!

Looks like our boy could
use a refresher lesson.

Show him the ghost,
and he'll obey the most.

Heathcliff...
Wake up, heathcliff.

Duh...hit the deck,
heathcliff.

Huh?

Wordsworth: no time
to shilly-shally.

They're waiting for
breakfast in the alley.

Hey, what gives,
here?

Breakfast, my foot!
I been set up!

I'll serve you.
I'll serve you all!

Duh...you're
supposed to do

What we tell you
to do.

Guess again,
chumps!

[Screeching]

Yow!

Whoa!

Oh!
Oh!

That's more like it.

The strain
was k*lling me.

What's going on?

Oh, it's just you.

Get off my footstool!

Should've known
you being reformed
was too good to last.

So what do you think, cleo?

Is this or is this not
culture with a capital "c"?

I mean, it's not
every cat that takes you
to the museum on a date.

Maybe not, riff raff,
but I've got a feeling
we're being tailed--

By 3 of the museum's...
Exhibits.

Hey, hey! Riff raff,
old buddy! Wait up!

Sorry, guys,
but this is a solo gig.

You dig?

Cats: yaah!

Yeesh!

You going to
take that lying
down, riff raff?

Yeah!

You going to let
that rent-a-cop

Think he's top cat?

I promised the lady a trip
to the museum, and I never
welch on a promise.

[All groaning]

All for one,
one for all.

But I still think
we're going to fall!

Ah, shut up,
already!

Steady, guys!

Just hold it
a couple seconds more.

Yaah, yaah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yow!

Talk about clumsy.

Thanks, but don't wait up
for us, fellas.

Hmph! We'll see
how long he stays inside
before getting the boot.

Cleo: oh!

Riff raff...

We're in the prehistoric hall.

Kind of scary, isn't it?

Riff raff: scary? To me?
You got to be kidding.

Hey! Check out this
sabertooth great,

Great, great,
great grandaddy-o.

Ooh!

Gives me
the creeps!

Not as much as him.

Quick!

Play it real cool--
like, freeze!

Whew!

The coast is clear.

Now, let's check out
these prehistorics.

Now, ain't that...

Interesting.

What are you
looking at,
riff raff?

A lifetime supply
of fish sandwiches.

You be careful,
hotshot.

Careful? Don't know
the meaning of the word.

But maybe I should
look it up!

Oh, no!

Whoa!

[Jungle noises]

Hey!

This sure isn't
westfinster anymore.

In fact, I don't think
this is anyplace anymore!

Girl: oh, help!

Somebody help!

That sounds like
the love of my life.

But here?

[Cawing]

Hey, flyguy.
Going my way?

Caw!

Girl: help!

Save me!

Turn left
at the next volcano.

Please...let go.

Ha ha ha ha!

You no get away
from king tor!

Ha! Mong no
let her go!

Ha ha ha ha!

You say right.
Worth hold on tight.

Ha ha ha!

Riff raff:
unless there's a fight.

Huh? Who that?

Don't know how
I got zapped back to this
prehistoric world of yours,

But I suggest you get your paws
off this little lady.

Well? Oh, by the way,
the name's riff raff.

And usually,
I'mking of the neighborhood.

Riff...rafe?

Ohh...

Duh...riff...rorf?

Riff raff?
Biff baff.

Yow!

[Screeching]

Nice fit.

Your cave or mine?

Grr...

Riff raff...

[Slurping sounds]

[Rrowr!]

Here that roar?
Big dinosaur!

[Rrowr!]

[Heavy footsteps]

Duh...hey!

Run away!
Run away!

[Mongo panting]

[Rrowr!]

[Rrowr!]

[Sniffing]

Hey, that's not
too shabby.

You go to cave-art school
or something?

[Rrowr!]

Cats: aah!

Looks like it's all
downhill from here, clee baby.

Riff raff
save clee?

No problem, kid.

Well, maybe just
one problem...

And it's a big one!

[Rrowr!]

Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!

Can't outrun that
overgrown horny toad, so...

Here goes nothing...

[Rrowr!]

Are you ticklish,
big fella?

Koochy, koochy, koo!

[Sniffling]

Ha ha ha!

Ah--ah--ah--

Achoo!

Aah!

[Rrowr!]

We must run!

Ha ha ha ha!

Lizard
eat riff raff,

Then we grab clee!

Ha ha ha!ha ha ha!ha ha ha!

Looks like we're not
going to shake that dude, so--

So let's shake, rattle,
and roll something else!

[Rrowr!]

Whew...

That's it,
horn face--

Take a walk.

[Rrowr!]

Cats: whoa! Whoa...

Cats: yikes!

Run away!
Run away!

Whoa, oh, oh!

Yaah!

What now, king tor?
Here come dinosaur!

[Rrowr!]

King tor:
keep running!

[Whistling]

Riff raff...

My hero.

You mean,
you're surprised?

Ha ha ha ha!

Talk about
your surprises...

[Loud rumbling]

[Kaboom]

Better move it
or lose it, clee.

Yow!

Cleo: riff raff?

Riff raff--
wake up, riffy.

Come on,
wake up, guy.

Hey, come on,
riffy.

You can't stay
this way all day,
you know.

Huh? You mean,
I was out all this time?

Like a light.

What do you know!
Me, snoozing.

And what a dream I had.

Huh? Did I say dream?

Hector:
hey, riff raff.

How'd you like
the museum?

Riffy...

[Whispering]

[Rrowr!]

Hector: run away!
Run away!

Hector, old cat,
just what was that?

A sabertooth
riff raff!

[Cleo and riff raff laughing]

You are really cool.

So? What else is new?

Hector: hey!
What's the big idea?