02x08 - Rear Cat Window/Cat Days, Ninja Nights

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Another grape, sonja.
Peel me another grape.

Poor heathcliff.

And you did it
all for me.

[Gulp]

A courageous cat like me
will do anything
in the line of duty.

Line of duty?

You fell off
the roof chasing
a baby sparrow.

Curb your tongue, knave!

And go fetch me
some lunch.

Heathcliff:
be quick about it, dunce!

Yiii!

Calm down,
heathcliff.

You feel feverish.

Sonja! Sonja!
Where are you?

The room's gone dark!

Aren't you
overdoing it a bit?

When a cat has only
to his loved one,

A little sympathy
is in order.

I'm going out to pick up
a few items.

Do you need anything?

Just the milk
of human kindness.

Or a pint of
whipping cream.

[Kiss]

A view of the world will keep
my mind off the pain.

Just my luck.
A room with a view,

And the view has to be
casa de spike.

Well, a view of the mutt
is better than no view at all.

A dognapping.

Well, it couldn't happen
to a nicer cur.

Hee hee hee!

The criminal world must be
lowering its standards.

[Truck drives away]

So long, spike!
Hello, bachelor pad.

Welcome to
the chateau heathcliff,

My home away from home.

Aha!

A love nest to
entertain sonja.

Ooh!

Hee hee hee!

Yo!

Shame, shame, shame,
heathcliff.

Ahh, you're right.
It isa shame.

Now I've got to
find someone new
to kick around.

No. Shame on you,
heathcliff.

What shame?
Spike's gone.

It's a crime to waste
a perfectly good doghouse.

Picture poor spike...

Man: sold to
the highest bidder.

Ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Heathcliff's angel:
he was a friend and a comrade.

And now...he's gone.

Heaven knows what cruel fate
will befall him!

[Sobbing]

Waaaa!

No! No!

I've seen the error
of my ways, good spirit.

I'll save my buddy!
I promise!

You bet you will!

It's time for all
good cats to come
to the aid of spike.

[Cymbal crash]

[Cheep cheep]

This is your
lucky day, guys.

And that's your mission,
if you choose to accept it.

And what if
we don't?

You just did.

Knuckles: huh?

Now, here's
your disguises.

Oh, heathcliff,
I'm so worried.

It's a dangerous job,
but somebody's gotta do it.

Is that why
you sent the boys?

Heathcliff: raul has been
put in charge of tracking
the culprit.

He's making a cast of
the footprint right now.

Lefty is bugging the joint.

All conversation
will be monitored.

Knuckles
is collecting evidence.

Each piece will be carefully
dusted for prints.

Oh, no!
The dognapper is back!

I've got to warn
the boys.

[Clicks]

Great.
The teletype is jammed!

Don't worry,
I'll warn the boys.

I can't send a girl
like you out

On a night like this

To do a job
like that.

You bet you can.

All right.
But be careful.

Heathcliff:
way to go, sonja.

Let me see that
plastic cast, raul.

You got it, chief.

Yaah...

Ouch!

What did you find out,
lefty?

I bugged the place
like you said.

Great. Gimme
the receiver.

But the lines
were out.

Heh heh heh.

We're dealing
with a professional.

How about you,
knuckles?

Where's
the evidence?

Don't just stand there,
dump it out!

Ouch!

A torn collar,
cleaned bones,
and an empty supper dish.

You call this evidence?

Hey, a guy's
gotta eat.

I'll teach you two fleabags
to mess up this house!

[Whack]

[Knocks on window]

Be back at midnight
with transportation.

We're gonna crack
this caper.

You're late, boys.

He's back.
Pull me up.

He's gone.
Quick, lower away.

Not thatlow.

That's better.
Now to lift a few prints.

Here comes
the dognapper again!

Yipe!

Let's blow this dive.

What about
heathcliff?

What abouthim?

I'll get you guys
for this.

[Rooster crows]

Just wait till I get my paws
on those mugs.

Uh-oh.

Now what's
that dognapper up to?

[Man whistles]

Here you go, spike.
A brand-new doghouse,

Just like your owner
ordered.

And here's a brand-new
collar to go with it.

[Sniff sniff]

Hope you didn't mind
sleeping in the garage.

I had a heck of a time
keeping those mangy cats
away from the building site.

Well, enjoy!

Gotta get back
to the lumberyard.

Spike?

[Truck drives off]

What have we here?

A fat little
housewarming gift?

Heh heh heh heh.

Spike, I'm your buddy.

I tried to save you
when you was dognapped.

Sure.

And if cats had wings,
they'd fly.

But you won't
need wings.

But I tried to save you,
don't you understand?

Have a nice landing!

Nooooo!

[Crash]

Ahh...

There's no place like home.

Well, aren't you glad
to have your friend back?

Some angel you
turned out to be!

Mind your manners.

No one said
being good is easy.

Ooooow!

[Tires screech]

Hector: my stomach is
starting to yell at me.

Wordsworth is famished.
He wants a tuna
sandwich.

Relax, boys.

My new radar
fish detector

Is guaranteed to
find us delicacies
from the deep.

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

Hector: just as long
as it finds us food.

Beep, beep, beep, beep!

What did I tell you?
Fish ahoy!

[Tires screech]

Mungo: there's one...

And there!
And there's another one!

Your heart's
in the right place,
mungo,

But I prefer
the ready-to-eat
variety of fish.

Duh, gotcha, boss.

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Beep, beep, beep.

Way to go, mungo.

A sushi bar.

[Tires screech]

Whoa!

Oof!

[Shrieking]

Oof!oof!

So much for plan "a."
Time for plan "b."

Wow. Looks good.

Let's eat!

Riff raff: mind
your manners, mungo.

This here is
a class joint.

Kimonos.

Here you go.

Getas.

Ahoy, ahoy!

Yeah.
So this is what

Elegant dining
is all about.

It sure is cute.

The master must have
silence while he works.

Perfect.
Tea is served, amigos.

I love exotic food.

In the words of great
yang and ying,

"This meal is worthy
of a king."

Whoa!

Ohh!

Aah!

Whatever you are,
come out and fight
like a cat.

Whoooaaaa!

Aaah!

Allow me to introduce
humble self.

I am ninja cat,

Keeper of sushi bar.

You are unwelcome here.

Pleased to meet you,
ninja and former watchcat.

Meet the catillac cats--

Your new bosses.

I am honored,
and you are history.

As a watchcat
this is your last fight,

As the curtain descends
on closing night.

Charge!

Aah!

Huh?

Next?

En garde!

How does he do that?

Ohh!

Next?

Mungo?

No more mr. Nice mungo!

Charge!

Whoa!

Ow!

And for the finale...

I got your finale
right here.

[Gong crash and hammering]

I dare you to
try that again...

Next week,
on ourturf.

It would be
a pleasure.

How does he do that?

♪ Pick those feet up
off the ground ♪

♪ Do a dance
and turn around ♪

♪ Run real fast
with all your might ♪

Think I'm gonna
die tonight.

Looking good,
boss.

Time for
a break.

I don't need a break.

Ido.
I'm stuffed.

[Yawn]

Nobody breaks
until saturday night.

I think I'm
broken already.

It says here that a ninja
can shatter bricks

With a single chop.

Hiyah! Hiyah!

Hiyah! Hiyah!

Take it easy, boss.

The ninja can also
break wood

With a well-placed
kick.

Getting better,
boss.

It goes on to say
that a ninja

Can pass through
walls like a spirit.

[Thump]

I think
he's got it.

Time for your
field training.

I'm ready.

Wordsworth--
on your mark,

Get set--

[Whistles]

Hiyah!

Right on, boss.

One, two!
One, two!

[Cheering]

I think I can...

I think I can...

Oops!

Uhh! Uhh!

All right! He did it!
Way to go!

I'm a champion.

Aah!

Oh, no!

Mungo:
almost midnight, boss.

Looks like
a no-show.

Don't count on it.

Here's your boxing
gloves, boss.

They're awfully heavy.

They should be.
I dipped them
in cement.

Get them out of here!

I'm fighting
ninja cat style tonight.

[Ringing]

The midnight hour's
nigh upon us.

The ninja's chicken,
and he don't want us.

Yeah. Let's go out
for sushi.

I'll warm up the caddy.

Remember what I said about
ninja cat rules only?

Well, forget it!
Go get him!

Chaaaarge!

Whoa!

Aah!

How does he do that?

Keeyah!

Charge!

Whoo!

Yii!

Hiyah!

Ha ha!
You missed!

Whoops!

Heeyaa!

I've got you!

Don't got you!

Yiii!

Oof!

From this,
may I safely assume

That you have been
beaten ninja style?

You may safely
assume that, sir.

You have been most
honorable opponents.

Yeah. That's been
our mistake.

Time for plan "c,"
boys.

What's plan "c,"
boss?

Junkyard rules.

[Snapping fingers]

[Crash]

Oooohh....

[Groans]

Psst! Up here.

[Crash]

Aiiee!

Time to put the old boy
through the wringer.

[Whirring]

You don't mess with
the catillac cats.

Got it?

I love good service.

See you tomorrow.

I still want
to know:

How does he
do that?

[Laughing]

Getting a second pet is a big
responsibility.

Have a check up for the new
pet before introducing it

To the other pet family member.

Getting separate feeding bowls
is highly recommended.

And remember to share the
affection.