02x09 - Something Fishy/Christmas Memories

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Look at this!

An advertisement
from the
von ruff institute

Of aversion therapy.

Says they can break
any bad habit

In man or beast
in just two days.

Oh! How do
they do that?

Uses the latest
scientific techniques.

My, my! What won't
they think of next?

[Alarm bell ringing]

Stop, thief!

Come on, guys.
This should be good.

[Barking]

[Whistle]

[Helicopter]

Uh-oh!

Aah!

[Gulp]

Fish stealing april 9,
may 20, june 6 and 9.

You have a criminal
addiction to fish.

I'm afraid I have
no choice but to--

Please don't send
heathcliff to jail,
your honor.

I think there's
a way to cure him.

Let's hear it, then.

These folks
at the von ruff
institute

Guarantee they can
break any bad habit
in man or beast.

I think we should
try it out
on heathcliff.

Try it out on heathcliff?

Hmm. I've seen
their ads on tv.

All right.
The prisoner is placed

In your custody
for aversion therapy.

Thank you,
your honor.

I don't like
the sound of this.

[German accent]
so this is
the criminal.

Yes, your excellency.

Meow!

Please not to worry.

This animal
will be cured.

Good day.

Well, see you
later, heathcliff.

You cooperate
with the doctor, now.

He will cooperate,
and he will like it!

Subject: cat.
Object: fish.

Goal: destroy taste for.

The prisoner--i mean
the patient is ready,
your highness.

The prisoner?

Then, we will begin.

Oh. This is not
going to be as bad
as I thought.

Yipes!

No!

Phew!

Yowee!

Activate the chair.

Yes, your lordship.

Yow!

Now, for
the fish smells.

Yes, your supremeness.

Fish! I smell fish!

[Coughing]

And now, phase 2.

Phase 2,
your doctorshipness.

Aah! It looks so real!

Lunch break.

Thank you for
your excellent cooperation.

Relax and enjoy.

Oh, boy!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Ha ha!

Bah!

One more time.

Hey, what's going
on here?

You're not going
to trick me again.

So, you have finished
your lunch.

Good. Now we begin
phase 3.

Ooh!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no!

Yow!

Ay!

Eek!

Yipes!

He bit off my whisker!

Ow! Ow!
Stop!

Yikes! Yow!

Yum yum yum yum!

[Burp]

Yuck!

How gross!

Oh, no!
Stop this thing.

Whoa!

Yow!

No!

Help!

[Echoing]

Help!

Phew! Mom!

That was good.
Phase 3 is completed.

Oh! What a relief!

Now we begin phase 4.

Oh, no!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, fish! Good!

Mm.

[Choking]

Stop it!
No more! No more!

[Gagging]

[Laughing]

I must congratulate you.

You did a good job.

It's over!
At last!

Ha ha ha ha!

[Gasping]

[Sputtering]

Rest time is over.

Now we start phase 1
all over again.

Ha ha ha ha!

No!

So, is the prisoner cured
of his criminal addiction?

Your honor,
heathcliff not only
doesn't want to eat fish,

He can't even stand
to hear the word "fish."

Aaah!

I see. He's affected
even by the word "fish."

Aah!

All right.
Bailiff?

Yow!

I'm convinced.

Case dismissed!

[Crash]

That came
from the kitchen.

Someone ate a whole box
of chocolate pastries

And all the leftover
sirloin steak.

And my cheese
is gone!

Who could have
done this?

I can't imagine
who would eat that
smelly old cheese

[Burp]

Man: stop that cat!

He stole a dish
of liver pate

And a box
of our most
expensive crackers!

Ow!

Oh!

Stop!

That's not your
gourmet pizza!

He stole my pizza.

Man: he stole
my lemon tart,

And then he took
a whole plate of pate.

Does anyone else
have anything to say?

I do, your honor.

[No audio]

Ah. Hmm. Oh.

A terrible miscarriage
of justice has taken place.

It must be corrected.

I'm placing heathcliff
in your custody.

Be back here in two days.

Dr. Von ruff is going
to give you emergency
anti-aversion therapy.

[Gulp]

He will be fine.

Please recommend us
to your friends.

Good day.

Bailiff?

Ha!

Oh, yes! Yes! Fish!

Case dismissed!

Here, heathcliff.

I thought you might
like to play with
this toy mouse.

Man: here's some
water for you.

Dig in, heathcliff.

There's plenty more
where that came from.

Boy: and don't worry,
buddy,

You'll always have
all the fish you can eat.

Um...

What a terrible birthday!

Nobody remembered.

Nobody cares.

I even lost my hat.

Huh?

Gosh! Somebody did remember
my birthday.

They even sent a present!

Huh?

Oh!

Hey, you!
Come back, here!

Hey! Ham bone!

I'll get you!

Oh!

Gotcha!

Huh?

All: surprise!

Happy birthday, leroy!

How come you cats
are giving me a party?

Because the cadillac cats
believe everyone should
have a happy birthday.

Yeah. You know
what this kind
of reminds me of?

That christmastime
not long ago

When we were all alone
in the snow.

Yeah. Remember
that first christmas
when we all met?

[Hissing and meowing]

Huh?

[Growls]

Ha ha!

Knock off picking
on that little guy.


Ain't fair.

What?
Listen, you.

Get him!

Ow!

Ugh!

Oh!

[Whimpering]

I don't know
who you are,
you big oaf,

But if I need
your help,
I'll ask for it.

Got that?

Yeah? Huh?

[Slurp]

Stop drooling and go
find your own food,
you overgrown tom.

Huh? All I've had
the last two days
are scraps.

All right, you pest.
Come here.

[Snoring]

[Loud music playing]

Huh?

Uh, we got company,
mr. Riff raff, sir.

I can't stand that!

Come on!

Citchie-coo!
I'm tickling you.

Ha ha!

Hee hee!

This arrangement
is the pits!

Let me out of here!

Huh?

[Pounding]

Open the trunk.
Find the cat.

Tell me, how'd you
get where you're at?

I curled up in
the trunk to get
out of the snow.

The owner came along
and shut the trunk,

And here I am,
wherever here is.

Hey, rhymin' simon,
who said you could
invite friends?

Wordsworth's the name.
Rhymes are my game.

I'm hector.
Number-one cat.

I'm number one.
You're out.

Uh, why don't we
all be friends?

You want to be
friends with
these jerks?

Stay with them.

Wow!

Ooh!

Season's greetings,
you beautiful thing.

I'll show you
a beautiful thing.

Uh, stop!

Please
don't fight.

Oh!oh!
Oh!oh!

Wow!wow!

Oh!oh!
Oh!

Hey! Get away
from this junkyard.

Uh--let's get
out of here.

Follow me, guys.

Uh!

Oh, no!

Inside.
It's my home.

Gee! The wind
must be blowing.

I remember this part.

Leroy, guarding this junkyard
is your last chance.

Mess this up
like everything else,

I'll throw you
out of the force!

Uh, what are we going
to do, miss cleo?

Uh, we can't get back
in the junkyard.

Hmm.

There's one way you might be
able to get back in,

But you'll all have
to work together.

[Sleigh bells]

Hey.

What?

Cleo: hello,
nice guard.

Santa has
a present
just for you.

Yeah? He does?
Oh, boy!

Is santa here?

Oh, yes.
Santa's--

Hi there,
big guy.
Name's rudolph.

You heard
of me, right?

Listen,
old dog buddy.

Santa here's
real excited.

All the trips
to be made,

Presents
to be given--

It's tough
on the big guy.
You understand?

For me?

Wow! Thanks!

Duh, santa,
you forgot your--

Huh?

All: we did it! Yay!

See? You canwork
together.

And you'd better
do it again.

Now!

You fooled me!

You're not rudolph!

Gee! Can't you take
a little joke?

Ooh!

Uh--

Aah!

Yow!

Ooph!

Got you,
you runt cat!

Rhymin' simon:
ow! Ooh! Ow!

W-w-wait!

[Growling]

What? How! Huh?

[Pop]

Oh, no!

I'm glad
you're safe.

You are?

I mean,
so am i.

Yow!

What?

Uh, you got
all frozen,

So we thawed
you out.

Th-thanks.

You cats make
quite a team.

Yeah. Not
a bad bunch,

But we ought
to have a name.

How about
the cadillac cats?

The caddie
did save you.

That's a great name,
and that's where
we'll stay.

The cadillac cats
are born today.

And on christmas eve!

Purr-fect!

You cats can stay
in the caddie.

Me, I got my eye
on that.

Now, I've got
a favor to ask
of you.

Since you live
in a music store,

Can you get
our friend
a stereo headset?

His radio is
driving me nuts!

Sure, handsome.

[Laughter]

That's how the cadillac cats
were born,

And now it's time
for the birthday presents.

We noticed you
lost your hat.

Aw, you
shouldn't have.

A hat
from a cat.

That's where
it's at.

Watch it,
you big dog.

I can't help it.

This is
the best birthday
anyone could have...

Ever!

It's like--
like christmas!

[Slurping]

I'm so proud
of everyone,
riff raff,

Especially you.

[All talking at once]

All: peace for everyone!

[Laughter]

Get him away! Get him away!

Bobby, you've got to train the
puppy not to jump on people.

It can scare them.

Aw dad, he's little.

That's why you should train him
now, before he's big.

Woof! Woof!

I see what you mean, dad.