02x17 - Hair of the Cat/Tenting Tonight

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks on everyone

♪ There's a race to be on top

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ Mixing with
the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming, debonair

♪ The g*ng will reign supreme

♪ And no one can deny-y-y-y

♪ They'll make dump history

♪ And always have
an alibi-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Find in each calamity

♪ The cats' superiority

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their neighborhood

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Ok. Solution number one
for plant number one.

Heathcliff, I'm going to make
the world's greatest plant food,

And then I'll become so rich
that I'll have to hire people
just to count my money.

I'll be the king of plant food!

Of course you recognize me.
I'm the king of plant food!

Ha ha ha!

The king of
plant food? Hmm.

I guess somebody's
got to do it.

You're not my...

♪ Brother

Announcer: and now pet tv
returns with the winner

Of the most handsome cat
in the world contest.

Those guys
with the long hair

Are the stupidest
cats I've ever seen.

Ha! A disgrace
to cathood.

And the winner is...

Number 3!

Oh, no!

[Applause]

[Females squealing]

Uh-oh.

Well, this season,
if you're a cat,

I hope you've got
long hair.

Well, our time is up,
so good-bye, everybody.

Longhaired cats.

What's this world
coming to?

Ohh!

It's a miracle!

Huh?

[Wham]

I've almost got it.

Aah!

Aah! Heathcliff,
you just spilled
my best solution--

The one that
was going to
make me rich.

Your paw is soaking
in what was the world's
greatest plant food.

You've ruined me!

Get out! Go! Scat!

Yow!

Mmm. Yum.

Huh?

May I helpyou, sir?

Aah!

Aah! Yow!

Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee!


Huh?

Ow!

Uh!

Oh, heathcliff!
Not again!

Wow! Look at that.

[Muttering]

Don't move.

I want to keep you
under strict
scientific observation.

We've got to measure
your progress.

Hmm. Yes.

I see. Of course!

Why not?
It makes sense.

Hmm.

Hold still,
heathcliff.

You don't want to
pop free from
those wires.

Want to bet?

Uhh! Uh! Err!

Yow!

Hmm. Now,
heathcliff,

I know science
isn't always
comfortable,

But if I get rich,

Then you'll have
all the fish
you want.

Now, won't that
be nice?

Promises, promises.

Come back!

We don't know what
will happen to you.

Your hair may never
stop growing!

Aah!

Aah!

Heathcliff: I'm so...yuck!

That wasn't a grow formula--
that was an ugly formula!

Now what?

A comb. A comb!
My kingdom for a comb.

Hi, sonja! Uh,
beautiful day, eh?

Heathcliff!

Yeah. Sonja, can I
borrow your comb
for a second?

Please?

Here.

Thanks, babe.

Heathcliff! What's
happened to you?

Cool is what
happened to me,
baby.

Totally cool.
Later, pussycat.

Ooh!

Yow!

Meow!

Bye-bye, girls.

[Purr]

Ooh!

My old doll
finally wore out.

What good is a carriage
without a baby?

Oh!

That's great.

Aah!

There.

Now we've got to do something
about your hair.

Yeah. You can
say that again.

[Meow meow]

Now, that should be
a little better.

Hold still.
You don't want to muss
your pretty curls.

Want to bet?

Stop!

Ow! Ooh.

Ha ha ha!

Yow!

Whoa!

Water. Yick!

Girl: stop!

Get in there, now!

Hey! Come back here.

You'll never
get another ride
if you don't.

I mean it!

That girl is nuts.

Huh?

Earning extra money
doing yard work?

Nah. Heathcliff's
working
for the city.

He's
a street-cleaning
machine!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Want to borrow
my rake?

Here.
Let us help.

[Grr][grr][grr]

Whoa!

Aah!

Oh!

Aah!
Oof!

Apologize
to the tree, boys.

Oh!

Oh!

I don't see
heathcliff--

Only that
huge hairpiece
over there.

Who'd let their wig
go out alone?

That's no wig.
That's heathcliff,

The hair-brained hairball.

What's he doing?

We've got to
get him home.

Heathcliff: boy.
It's hot in here.

Does this make me famous?

I wonder if I can get on
the johnny carson show.

I told you not to
bring any junk home.

Grandpa,
heathcliff's inside.

I mean,
it's heathcliff.

Will you trim him
while I go try
to make an antidote?

Heathcliff: I hope he knows
there are paws, ears,
and a cute little nose in here.

There now.

Grandpa, I thought
you were going to
trim heathcliff.

Ha ha ha!

Hurry up, iggy!
You don't have much time.

Ooh!

Ha ha!ha ha ha!

Oh, no!

[Merowr]

Keep chopping, grandpa.
I'll change the formula.

We'll get you back
to normal, heathcliff.

Heathcliff,
normal? Ha!

Well?

I did it!
I did it!

Heathcliff's
back to normal.

Great. Now you can get started
raking up this hair.

Freeze,
heathcliff!

See you later,
heathcliff.

Another hour or so,
and we'll be finished.

It's not easy having
the king of plant food
for an owner.

Yaah!

Yow!

It worked.

♪ Doo da da doo

♪ Dee doo dee doo

Gee, I love cookouts.

Duh, hi, boss.

Wouldn't it
be nice to do this
in the great outdoors?

The smell of campfires
and a babbling brook.

Trout fried in a pan
and caught with a hook.

Riffraff: are you kidding?

We have all the wonders
of nature right here.

[Sniff sniff]

Duh, except maybe
a fire extinguisher.

Ow!oh!

Leroy! What's
the big idea?

Youse guys got to
vacate the premises.

The fumigator's
coming!

Yow!

What's
a furmidigator?

They get rid of
unwanted creatures.

You have 5 minutes
to clear out.

Says who?

Says that!

Hector: no fishing,
no hunting, no pets,

No drinking, no parking,

No littering,
no loitering...

This is your campsite.
Enjoy it.

[Munch slurp]

I love the peace and quiet
of the great outdoors.

[Animals growling]

Aah!yaa!aah!aah!

Mungo: I want to
go home, boss!

[Sobbing]

[Yawn]

Hector: boy,
did I sleep good.

Riffraff:
what's for breakfast?

Mungo: tuna
surprise.

Yaa!

Aah!

Uhh!

Huh?huh?huh?

All right!

Who did it?

Ha ha ha!

Dumb city cats.

What would we do
without 'em?

Probably starve.
Hee hee hee!

We're going to starve.

[Crying]

Don't talk
so much.

Hey!

When the going
gets tough,

The cadillac
cats get going.

So let's get going.

Next stop--
waldo's coffee shop.

Huh?

Yow!

Operation: groceries.
Move out!

Hup, 2, 3, 4.

Hup, 2, 3, 4.

Get on with it,
ranger bruce.

Raccoon: I hope
he didn't use
oyster stuffing.

Better check
my raccoon snare.

Uh-oh!

That ought to stop
those crazy raccoons.

We may be crazy,
but we're not
stupid.

But theyare!

Yaa!

[Raccoons laughing]

Hey!

No fair!

We stole it first.

Welcome
to the friendly
forest.

[Raccoons laughing]

Aah!

But we're
still hungry!

Aah!oh!

Wait'll I get
my paws on those
raccoons!

Aah! Oh!

This gives me an idea.

Everybody out!

You stay here
and catch some trout.

We'll feast at breakfast
without a doubt.

Yeah. Hee hee hee!

[Snoring]

Breakfast is served.

With honey
for dessert!

Huh?

Breakfast
coming up, boss.

Hey, bandido.
Out of our hatchery!

Oh!oh!oh!

Aah!aah!

Aah! Oh!

[Screaming]

Next stop--
junkyard junction!

Guess again,
tuna-breath.

We stay and fight,
cadillac-cats style.

The old fumigation scam
always works.

[Boing]

Oh!oh!

And what do you require
for a deposit?

First
and last month's
dog biscuits,

And of course,
a security deposit.

Just in case you break
any of this, uh...

Worthless junk.

Get it while
the getting's good.

Speaking of
getting it good,

I'm just about finished.

What about
the roast?

Patience, my boy.
Patience.

Mungo: but I
wanted to watch.

They're coming
for it, boss.

Direct hit, boss!

Ha ha ha! Guess they're
not too happy about
our oil slick.

Hee hee hee!

The ranger isn't
too happy, either.

You dam the stream
above the ranger's cabin,

And we'll give you
his chain saw.

Deal. You heard
the cat, murray.

The dam is
under way, wordsworth.
How's the decoy coming?

I hope the raccoons
never see

The fish we hung
from yonder tree.

Those flounder-brains
never learn. Ha ha!

Prepare for the raid.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I'll get those critters
if I have to bulldoze

Every square inch
of the forest
to find them.

The forest is ours.

The job is done.
Now begins the fun.

[Thunder]

Mungo: this is
the life, boss.


And all's well.

Don't count on it.
It's too quiet.

Attack!

[Sobbing]

I need a vacation.

Let's go fishin'.
Ha ha ha!

Raccoons at 6 o'clock!

Tires, hector.

Check.

I got it!

Good.

Oh.what?

Ow! Ooh!

Whoa!

Wow! Whoa!

Hector: we have
met the enemy,
and they are ours!

Riffraff: nice job.

I've had it.

[Creaking]

Uh-oh.

Abandon dam!

Ranger: whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

[Yawns]

Duh, boss?

Riffraff: what
is it now, mungo?

Maybe we ought to
convert the camper
to a boat.

Why, mungo?

Duh, 'cause the trailer
don't float.

Huh?what?

Yikes!

Help!head for
the hills!

Mungo: we are.

Whoa!whoa!whoa!

Aah!aah!

Home sweet home.

It never looked
so good.

Yeah. Amazing what
a little clean water can do.

Todd, donny, you forgot to let
herman inside.

He could freeze! I'll be back
soon.

Hey mom, don't forget to...

[Door slams]
[gasp!]

Hey, open the door!

Thanks herman. Glad you didn't
forget us like we forgot you.