01x11 - Nick Takes Over Food

[bunniefuu]

That's right, baby.

Taking over food.

[Belch]

Taking over.

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

Man: nick cannon.

Welcome to the show.

I'm here. I'm taking over food.

I thought I'd start in a candy store 'cause, you know,

Got a sweet tooth.

So let's go see if we can find some good candy.

Candy...

&Quot;simply sugar-free.&Quot;

That's not what I'm looking for.

&Quot;sugar-free gummi bears"? What is the world coming to?

How you going to have gummi...with no sugar?

It's like having soda with no fizz.

Amar, amar, arm, amaretto.

I need some...some sugar.

What's the fun of having chocolate if there's no sugar?

Find anything good yet?

Not yet.

Some more sugar-free stuff.

Coffee toffee? Grownups drink coffee.

Kids don't drink coffee.

Let's go to the front, see what they got up here.

This is your whole selection in here?

This is everything?

That's all our selection we have.

Maybe we can get some candy with some sugar in it.

Yeah.

That'd be kind of cool if we could just like

Find our own candy and, like, make our own candy.

Yeah.

We want sugar, right?

Kids: yeah, sugar!

We need sugar, right?

Kids: sugar!

When do we want it?

Kids: now!

Yeah! Let's go get some sugar.

Man: nick cannon.

You guys smell that?

This must be where they cook all the chocolate.

Here's some chocolate.

That's like a thousand, gajillion pounds of chocolate.

We should ask for more sugar, right?

Let's do it!

I'm going to go get the sugar.

Boy: be good!

You-all need some powdered sugar.

Boy: more sugar, baby.

Boy: oh, yes. Ooh!

Yellowy stuff.

Boy: whoa!

Girl: that's enough.

Yeah, more sugar.

Let's get down and dirty.

Stir it up.

You know what?

Now we need to figure out how we shape it and mold it

And make it into hard candy.

Let's go.

Here we go.

Let's make some circles out of this stuff.

You look like you've been eating the chocolate.

There we go. Put the final touches on it,

And then get ready to put it through the conveyor belt.

Work of art.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

This was fun making our own candy, right?

Girls: yes.

We should cover other things in chocolate--

Things that we don't like to eat.

Girl: yeah.

That's what I call health food, baby.

Chocolate-covered tomato.

Chocolate-covered cucumbers.

Chocolate-covered cheese.

Kids, now you can eat your vegetables all you want to.

♪ Nick, n-nick, nick cannon ♪

♪ Nick, nick, n-nick nick cannon ♪

♪ Nick, n-nick, nick cannon ♪

Yeah! All right!

Who's hanging out with the candy magnet?

All right, good job!

♪ Nick, nick, nick, nick ♪

All right, you guys, time to play a little game called

What's that smell?

We're going to see how people's sense of smell is.

You're sure you can't see anything?

Uh-huh.

I'm right here, michael. Don't worry.

You ready to play what's that smell?

Yeah.

[Whispering] garlic.

What's this?

Oh...

Come on, now.

Oh, that's nasty.

Hmm...

Think about it. Ponder.

What is this?

Pepper.

Ugh, it stinks.

Is it white?

You're looking.

No, I'm not.

Uh-huh. Mm-mmm....

Sure you don't even want to taste it?

Oh, yuck.

Garlic! How'd it taste?

Bad.

[Whispering] dog food.

All right, james, what's this?

Ew...soup?

I don't feel it.

Ain't supposed to feel it.

Supposed to smell it.

Oh, um...

Smells like something that a dog would eat.

Dog food, right? Yeah.

[Whispering] sauerkraut.

Smells like chinese food.

Woo, your chinese food smell like that?

You need to start going to a better chinese restaurant.

What is this?

I don't know, ew.

Want to taste it?

Maybe if you taste it, it will help you.

Taste it already!

Mm-mmm. Now.

You didn't want to taste it!

Taste it!

You taste it!

No, you. You!

You.

How about you?

I'll taste it.

It's good! It's sauerkraut.

Ew! Oh!

[Whispering] sardines, yuck.

Don't put it too close! Please!

Ok. It's not too close.

It's a type of fish.

Uh... I don't know!

What type of fish is this?

I ain't smelling no fish, uh-uh.

What's this?

Don't tell me this-- fish.

That's fish. Sardines.

Are those the one that come out of that little can thing?

Yup, that's them.

Grass.

I don't know, but it smells.

Put your hand in there. No!

Well, that smells like a horse.

Think I got a horse in my hand?

[Laughter]

Here, mark, you taste it. Ew, no!

You need to eat it! No!

Get away from me!

I don't know. Smells like a grass.

Very good. It was grass.

What about this?

What's this?

Yuck.

What's it smell like?

Shoe? Ooh, yeah.

You trying to say my feet stink, man?

♪ Nick, n-nick, n-nick, nick, nick ♪

Everybody knows I love fast-food,

But how fast is the food, really?

I've come up with a scientific method to determine

How fast food really is.

Nick, voice-over: dropping it off the side of a building!

Ha! Bull's-eye!

Pomegranate. Stains carpets.

Oh, yeah!

Ever seen cabbage explode?

Well, you're about to.

Oh, yeah. Right on the face.

Cantaloupe.

Sorry, mr. Cantaloupe, you got to go.

Oh, yeah!

A little dairy products.

[Moo]

Oh ah ah, yeah!

A little pie. Go with the milk.

Egg.

[Whispering] ice cream.

Squash--that's the sound it's going to make.

Oh, yes, squish, squash.

Something tells me this is going to be pretty fast.

Ha ha ha!

Whoo! That's a big, old mess.

Some napkins.

Let's see if this apple if faster than I am.

[Crunch]

Nothing's faster than me.

Ha ha ha! That was good.

This must've came out of a big clam.

I ain't touching that.

Nick, voice-over: don't go nowhere.

Because, up next, we got food with an attitude.

I don't know which hand was that.

♪ Nick, nick, n-nick, n-nick ♪

All rise.

The honorable food court judge,

Nick cannon, presiding.

The food court is now in session.

Please bus your own trays.

Raise your right hand.

Say, "i swear to eat my food, my whole food,

And nothing but my food.&Quot;

I'll swear I'll eat my food and my whole food.

All right! Continue to eat, player. I got you.

Just call the food judge, and I'm here

To make sure you get nothing but chicken nuggets, all right?

My man. Talk to you.

What's up, man. How you doing? Fine.

You need some help getting your food? No.

What do you plan on getting?

Some fries? No.

Some chicken? Maybe.

Would like to order in the court? Yeah.

Order in the food court.

My little homey here needs some chicken.

They're going to get it for you right away, all right?

Another satisfied plaintiff.

Yo, I'm the judge of the food court.

You're not judge judy?

No. Do I look-- judge judy is a white lady.

I'm a black man with a wig on.

And if you have any problems with the food court,

You let me know, and I'll let them know.

Tell them they need to learn how to fix some moist chicken.

We don't want dough. We want some chicken.

Too much orange and not enough chicken?

There you go.

The plaintiff said that she had too much orange

And not enough chicken in her orange chicken here.

We want to see if we can get some more orange chicken and figure this out.

Is that all you want?

That's all I want. Thank you very much.

Now, look, I went and got you some more chicken.

I don't want no more of that nasty stuff.

You said we had to go over there and talk to the people

And make sure they put more chicken.

I have declared that in my court,

This case is resigned.

Let's go, rainey.

You enjoying the food court?

Yes.

So you order any food yet?

Yeah. What'd you order?

Pot pies.

Was it good? Yeah.

What did it have in it?

Chicken.

So it was a chicken pot pie.

Yeah.

Did you use all the proper utensils?

No.

What'd you eat with? My hands?

You ate the pot pie with your hand?

You didn't use a fork?

They have no forks.

Ok, we'll just let you off with a warning this time.

Next time, you got to use your fork, all right?

Ok.

I don't want to see you misbehaving

In my court no more, all right? All right.

My man.

So what you eatin'?

Chinese food.

This is an ill*gal usage of chinese food.

You can't eat chinese food with forks.

This is unacceptable.

I didn't know that.

If you're going to eat in my food court,

You have to eat properly.

I'll get you some chopsticks, now.

Thank you, rainey.

Break these for me, rainey.

Thank you, rainey. Thank you.

Hold this for me, rainey.

Now you place it like this.

Pick it up like that...see?

You don't want it? Nope.

I'm going to let you work on that,

And I don't want to see anymore ill*gal usage of forks.

You got to eat the chinese food with chopsticks, ok?

Ok.

Ooh, court adjourned.

♪ Nick, n-nick, nick, n-nick ♪

Hey, what's up, guys?

Now, everybody knows I can't cook.

So, I thought I'd come to a place where

I don't have to cook, but I can still prepare food.

A sushi restaurant.

What's your name?

Guiermo.

Can I call you "g"?

That's fine.

&Quot;g" sushi. &Quot;g" sushi, yeah.

Can you teach me how to make some sushi stuff?

Sure.

Filet the salmon. Yeah.

Ain't nothing like raw fish.

It's like tongue.

Got you some rice.

Oh, just a little bit.

These are clam.

This must've came out of a big clam.

Yes, a huge clam.

I ain't touching that.

This is octopus? Yeah.

I don't know which hand was that.

Bluch, heh, hah!

I think sushi is a little too adult.

Kids ain't up on sushi,

So maybe we should make, like, some kid sushi.

I'm going to teach you how to make kid sushi.

Sound like a good idea?

Sounds good.

This what I'm talking about.

You ready "g" sushi?

Now, this is my sushi paper.

Unroll the paper.

Then, you're going to do some marshmallows.

Put the little chocolate chips in there.

Put a little couple of pieces of licorice in there,

You know, for the flavor.

You take some gum, make it chewy.

And, you know, got to make it stick together.

So you got to add the peanut butter and the jelly.

Take your hand...

Put it right in there, you know.

A little jelly.

And that's when you roll it on up,

And grab it-- go ahead, grab it.

Teaching "g" sushi something.

Roll it on up.

Let me get you some sugar

For that extra little sweet taste.

Let me get you some. There you go.

This is sushi. See that?

This is good sushi.

Mmm...

Mmm...

Mmm...

Nick's sweet sushi. Blowing up.

♪ Nick, nick, n-nick, n-nick, nick, nick ♪

You ever drink, like, one of those cold, icy drinks,

And your head just start really hurting,

And you get the brain freeze?

Well, thought I'd make a game out of that.

Let's watch!

First person to get brain freeze loses, you guys ready?

Ready.

Ready, set, go.

Does your head hurt?

I don't know who's going to win.

I like the method. I like the squeeze method.

You don't have brain freeze yet?

Oh, you got brain freeze? Your head hurt?

Where you going?

Faster.

Your head starting to hurt yet?

You got it?

No headache yet? Headache?

You can't take it no more?

Oh!

They hitting it.

Does your head hurt?

Ohhhhh.

Did it get you?

You're holding it down for the team by yourself.

I see you biting the straw. You barely can take it, huh?

Uh, is it hurting?

It hurts?

Oh, she looks like she's going.

Keep drinking. Drink up.

Uh-oh, you both got it at the same time?

What happened?

It's gone up my nose.

Oh, how did it get in your nose?

All right, you're breathing good. All right!

Go ahead with your bad self, girl.

Your head hurt already. You're at your first sip?

She's beating you real bad.

Forget the straw. Just go ahead and take it to the head.

She's done.

How'd you do that without having any brain freeze?

It's good.

All right, bonus round time.

We got drinks, people.

Drink!

They're k*lling it.

Your head? It's hurting?

You got brain freeze. Oh, but he's still going.

Oh, and they still going?

The twins are the champions.

Man, these people playing this brain freeze game.

This stuff looks easy. I could do this.

[Laughter]

I won't play no more.

You're messing up my good stuff though, chuckie.

I just got this place.

Nick, voice-over: hey, you guys, when we get back,

I have the grand opening of my new restaurant.

What's up, man? ¿Que pasa, son?

♪ Nick, nick, nick, n-nick, n-nick ♪

The ultimate way to take over food

Is to create your own restaurant.

Let it begin.

Hey, what's going on, man? How you doing?

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Hey, how you guys doing? Hey.

Try the veal. It's wonderful.

Have a seat.

A party. You-all ready to party?

It's going to be a party.

Hey, wait, wait, wait.

You messing up my good stuff, though, chuckie.

I just--i just got this place.

Chuckie, chuckie. You're messing up my good stuff.

Hey, my man, my man.

You go ahead, have a seat right there.

Yo! Ah! That's my man.

Sponge bob.

You-all just got the big head.

You-all got the big head.

Sponge, we going to use you to do the dishes later.

Player, bring it to the back.

Oh, all right! Let the festivities begin.

Tonight, the original soul brother, himself,

Oswald white.

White: how you doin'?

How's everybody doing out there tonight? How you doing today?

I'm what they call multifaceted.

So I'm going to go ahead and take a few requests.

You had a hit back in ', I think it was.

It was called tater skins and toe jam?

Now, see, that's a fan right there. You see that?

♪ Tater skins and toe jam ♪

♪ Tater skins and toe jam ♪

Welcome to nick's restaurant.

Whatever, come on. Come sit over here.

Don't you think it should be latanya's restaurant?

I'm saying, like, if it was my restaurant,

I'd just be, you know, I'd be here jamming over here like,

♪ Hi! Dig it a lot, hi, latanya ♪

Music-- nutritionally delicious.

[Crash]

What happened?

Hat, man. My glasses. My hat.

What are you doing, spunkle?

I was washing these dishes, sir.

And the plates, they got mad,

So they said, "i don't want to live no more.&Quot;

I have to make sure everything runs smoothly.

You got to do your job, all right, spunkle?

I don't want to have to come back in here.

[Imitating] "i don't want to have to come back in.&Quot;

So, don't come back in here.

White: what they got going on back there?

Well, my blood pressure is too high for this.

I can't take this.

Got me working.

I don't work no more. I am an entertainer.

Here you go.

There go your little cheeseburger and fries you ordered.

No, I'm good. I already got my food.

&Quot;table : cheeseburger and fries.&Quot;

This table . That's your cheeseburger. That's your fries.

You can actually just take this back.

I ain't taking nothing back.

You ordered it. Here, you eat that.

That's what you eat.

♪ Fried fish ♪

♪ Oh, how I wish ♪

Thing ain't working, b.

Yo! Work, thing!

Why I got to wash dishes? I ain't even eat yet, money.

I'm going to sleep, money.

♪ Fried fish ♪

♪ Na na na na, headed for a dish ♪

♪ Stick with me, now ♪

Miss...

No, no, no. Excuse you.

Don't you see I got a crisis here?

Now, I got a crisis here. I'm missing nails.

Nails are just falling all...

I don't know what's happening to me.

It's like the fly over here, stuff just falling off.

No, I ain't got nothing to do with your food.

When they give me your food, then you'll have your food.

♪ New fish, apple cake, new fish ♪

♪ Everybody do fish ♪

♪ Fried fish ♪

♪ Oh, how I wish ♪

I'm tired of you!

Look, you know what--

Look, look. Excuse me, miss--ma'am.

♪ Cause that banana pie ♪

Look, look, look.

Can we see a manager? This the manager.

Spunkle, get up. Get up. Come on.

No, b, no. I was just taking a nap, lenny.

Make sure you tip your waitresses.

[Clang bang clang]

I quit. I can't handle this.

I need to be on a runway somewhere.

[Speaking indistinctly]

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, fried fish ♪

Just wash the dishes, please?!

[Cheering]

♪ Tater skins and toe jam ♪

Everyone: ♪ tater skins and toe jam ♪

Somebody's television somewhere.

Not up in here, serving people food.

&Quot;oh, can you give me this?&Quot;

Why don't you-all get up and get it yourself?

You know what I'm saying.

Maybe I need to get the party started right, son.

Oh, what? Uh, son. What? You know, where you at, son?

Play boy is busting out, son.

You got it. Work it out, son.

What's up, man?

¿Que pasa, son?

Do you want to boogie with me, son?

Oh, oh!

♪ We want the spunkle ♪

Well, lucky you holdin' me back, son.

Man: make room for spunkle.

Ooh, that's what I'm talking about, baby.

Man, I want to thank everybody who helped me take over food this episode.

Man, this is off the hook. We had a ball.

Eh, you know one thing I always wanted to do in a restaurant?

Is have a food fight. Yeah!

Food!

Oh!

Aah!

Wha? Ohh!

Nick cannon, saying I'll holler.

Peace out.

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon

And u.s.department of education

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♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ To my ladies, take this party over ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Or to my dogs take this party over ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ To my ladies, take this party over ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Or to my dogs take this party over... ♪

All right, so you guys making taffy pieces?

Yes.

So we just going to sit back

And watch you guys make this whole process work.

Watch this. This is cool.

I think they're making blue's clues.

They put all that taffy in there,

Spins in this machine,

And gets smaller.

You need some help?

I'm going to help him.

All right.

See how it goes through that machine to get smaller?

It's amazing.

Wow!

The finished product.

We made candy

With blues clue's on it.

Man: we takin' over.