01x09 - Live Free or Die Hard

[bunniefuu]

RON: Amigos, amigos.

Peace. Peace.

Paz, paz, paz.

- Paz.

- Paz, paz. Paz.

sh*t, I think it's actually working.

sh*t!

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

Is he dead?

[WHISPERING]: I mean,

he took a lot of b*ll*ts.

I think so.

Oh, we got to check, we got to

check, see if he's still alive.

[CROW CAWS]

[g*nshots]

- He dead. He dead.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- He f*cking dead.

Okay, okay, maybe if we just stay quiet,

- they'll leave.

- I like that plan. Yeah.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- DIEGO: Juan, Ortiz,

Go inside. If there's

any witnesses, k*ll them.

- I hate that plan. Go.

- We need to wait.

f*ck. Close it, close it, close it.

Hold it, hold it.

[STRAINING]

Hey, do we got any more real b*ll*ts?

I checked already, they're blanks.

What do you mean, they f*cking blanks?

Is everything in here a f*cking prop?

What about the knife? The

knife I stabbed you with.

Oh, it was retractable. Fake blood.

Oh, sh*t!

Are you f*cking kidding me?!

sh*t. Go, go, go, go.

[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

Kevin?

Yeah?

Um, if anything happens,

and we don't get out of here alive,

- I just want you to know that

- Stop.

I love you, too.

Uh

sh*t, you were gonna say

something else, weren't you?

You gonna say it was nice knowing me?

- Yeah.

- f*ck me!

We're about to die. You

could have at least lied.

I mean, you been lying this entire week.

Wouldn't have made that

big of a difference.

I'm sorry. I was hired to play a role,

and they paid me a lot of money.

Like, a lot.

You're not making it any better.

- You're actually making it a lot worse.

- [DISTANT VOICES]

- Shh. Did you hear that?

- sh*t, they're coming.

- Play dead.

- What? No.

They'll walk in here,

they'll see that we're dead,

- then they'll leave.

- But how how did we die?

I can't hear you, I'm dying.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

What the

[SCRAPING]

[GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

Oy. Did you hear that?

Yeah. I think it's Ortiz.

Oh. Then what the f*ck

are you waiting for?!

[SPEAKS SPANISH] It's not

f*cking rocket science.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Kick me, b*tch? Well, kick this!

Kick me twice, shame on me.

Kick me sh**t you [CRIES OUT]

[g*nsh*t, CASING CLATTERS]

[g*nshots]

[BOTH STRAINING]

[GASPS]

Every time I look up,

you're on your f*cking back.

Come on, let's get the f*ck out of here.

[QUIET, TENSE MUSIC PLAYS]

Wait, wait. Wait, wait,

wait, wait. Hold it.

Okay, come on.

You think you can win a g*n fight

with a Columbian drug lord?

No. We don't have g*ns in England.

Didn't you say you're from North Philly?

What are you doing? I can't

take the g*n like that.

Give it to me right.

Yeah. Ron would be proud.

Shut up, "Ron would be proud."

[BRITISH ACCENT]: Ron would be proud.

[REGULAR ACCENT]: sh*t!

Go, go, go, go. Go, go. f*ck. f*ck.

Oh. No.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLES]

Okay, I'm gonna create a distraction,

and then you're gonna sh**t the guy.

- Yeah.

- Are you ready?

I've never been more ready in my life.

On three. One, two

Wait, wait, wait, wait,

don't don't count like that.

Go the other way. Three, two

Like that. That's better for me.

Three, two, one.

[b*llet CLANGS ON FLOOR]

- Go, go, go.

- It's go time.

[GROWLS]

Yeah, m*therf*cker.

Yeah, m*therf*cker!

[p*stol CLICKING]

- g*dd*mn it

- [g*nshots]

f*ck' stop. I'm out!

I'm out! I'm out! f*ck!

f*ck. Almost got him.

- Yeah, you did.

- Yeah.

Okay, he's reloading.

- Follow me, quick.

- Okay.

Wait, wait. Wait for me. Wait for me.

Damn it. I can't

believe I missed his a*s.

I had him. The sight.

It's got to be the

sight. The sight is off

No, Kevin, you just

can't sh**t for sh*t.

We need to think.

There has to be something

in here we can use.

Guess what we can't use.

This. It's out of b*ll*ts.

I ain't got no more b*ll*ts.

Kevin, focus.

It's props.

It's a bunch of f*cking props over here.

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

Whoop, there it is.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]

♪

[CAR HORN HONKS]

♪

DUMMY: Oh, hell no! Oh, hell no!

[DISTORTING] Oh, hell no-no-no-no

Got you, m*therf*cker!

Oh, oh, sh*t.

[LAUGHS]

Okay, okay, okay, okay

[GRUNTING]

Hold his a*s.

Oh, you thought it was over, didn't you?

But I don't travel alone.

No. I got my friends with me.

Let me introduce you to

Mr. f*ck sh*t and Mr. Up.

- Kevin, shut up!

- Okay. No, no, I

I got more, but I can

Hold him. m*therf*cker

[GRUNTS] sh*t!

I thought you had his feet!

sh*t. Yeah.

- We got his a*s.

- I got him.

Ain't no "I" in "team." Put it up here.

Let's get out of here.

Come on. Watch your step.

Watch your step. Let's go.

He kicked me right in the f*cking nose,

the son of a b*tch.

[EXCITING MUSIC PLAYING]

♪

Run. Run.

♪

[GRUNTS] Oh hey

Wait a minute. Jordan.

Jordan, slow down. It's a cliff.

It's a cliff! It's a cliff!

Oh, sh*t.

- Come on, we've got to go.

- I can't.

I can't do that. That's too far.

I'm sorry.

Jesus Christ, just jump.

Just go. Go save yourself.

No. We're both getting out of here.

Now hurry the f*ck up!

♪

f*ck.

f*ck, f*ck.

f*ck. f*ck!

[EXHALES] Go.

Go, go, go

sh*t. Oh.

[SIGHS]

Why didn't you say you love me back?

Uh I don't know.

We we're just kind of getting

to know each other, and

- [g*nsh*t]

- [GROANS]

Say good night.