What...
What the hell!
Hello.
Hello.
My TV is not working.
Can you send someone?
What brand?
Well...
What is the brand?
Or is it an off-brand TV?
Sony.
Model number?
Model number...
Must be there on
either side of the LCD.
It's not an LCD,
it's a color TV.
All TVs are color.
Do you have a tube TV?
Is your backside big?
What do you want
with my big backside?
I mean, the TV's backside...
Yes, it is big.
We don't have mechanics
for these old makes.
It's not old, I
bought it in 1999.
Sorry, I can't repair it.
So what do I do with it?
Even OLX won't buy
it, just dump it.
What do you mean, dump it?
Go to hell!
Idiot!
Yes?
Hey, old man, you had called.
I was on my bike.
Really? Wayne Rainey
on a motorbike!
Come soon, my TV
is not working...
Old man, I can't repair
that ancient TV of yours.
So I just throw it away?
I can't!
Go to hell, idiot!
Excuse me.
Where can I get an
old TV repair shop?
Bugger, old man...
Now I have to start
counting again.
Do you?
Hey, Grandpa,
where are you off to?
Are you stressed
about something?
Yes.
My TV is not working again.
Again?
Yes.
TVs with picture tubes
are obsolete nowadays.
Don't worry, I have
a spare TV at home.
I will send it to your place.
No.
Why will I take your TV?
Like I said it's a spare.
I watch my new TV.
You could have got some
money by selling on OLX.
Don't worry about it.
Whenever I need it, I
will take it from you.
Come.
Clean the bathroom properly.
That's my thinking room.
Scumbag.
Bring it in.
Careful.
See, Grandpa, just like your TV.
How can I ever repay you?
Don't worry, maybe
some other time.
You can repay me with
your stories free of cost.
Okay?
Where were you?
Don't lie. Where were you?
To the doctor.
Doctor? Or meet someone else...
Call up the clinic and ask.
You have the number.
You had given me a number.
How do I know it's authentic?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Your wife goes alone
to the clinic...
to check on the health
of our unborn child.
And you suspect her?
Don't keep saying "our child",
I am not the father.
What did you say?
You heard me.
You don't think I know?
The games you play
behind your pretense.
Think what you want.
I will carry out my
responsibilities.
Exactly.
Don't be pretentious.
Whose child are you carrying?
Hey, what took you so long?
Please come in.
Look who is here...
He is our new
neighbor, his name...
Wait.
Give me two minutes.
The cl*max is on.
So you won't tell me whose
child you are carrying?
If you want to know,
get a DNA test done.
All I know is the
child is not mine.
Before pointing fingers at me,
why don't you clean
your own backyard?
Don't push me, I am
sure this child...
Do you want to know whose child?
Then listen...
Whose child is Sati carrying?
Keep watching
tomorrow, same time.
Again today they've
stretched it.
I still don't know whose
child Sati is carrying.
Oh...
I'm surprised a person like
you watches this garbage.
You can't get a DNA test
done, just like that.
And besides, this is a
re-telecast of the morning show.
No, it wasn't working then.
You know how popular Sati is?
Tell me about it!
My whole family, including
Mom and Grandmom watch it.
High TRPs.
Adventure of the next level.
You don't understand
anything about adventure boy.
In the year 1984,
what I did in Siachen
was an adventure.
He is an ex-army.
Right.
Sounds cinematic.
Grandpa, get the Ludo out.
Let's do some adventure.
Yes...
Why Ludo?
Why not the royal game of chess?
"Pacchishi", Ludo's source.
This was Emperor
Akbar's favorite game.
You know,
I spent my brain my whole
life earning a living.
I am fed up and have
left everything to fate.
And Ludo has it all...
Six, one, close, home...
If one leaves then there
is a threesome at home.
You can bang the neighbors.
But you cannot bang your own.
And when the neighbor
reaches the star.
You can get on them
but cannot bang.
What?
Shut up.
God help.
Don't disturb.
- What's the number?
- Five.
Siachen...
God...
Six!
Six.
Now a googly for Siachen.
Six and four.
I am behind you.
Six.
Come on, Grandpa.
One.
Precious Ludo
I am not leaving it.
Now just four, and he is mine.
Incomparable Ludo
Royal Ludo
When did you last get a six?
He is acting What an actor!
Call the Doctor.
Does he have epilepsy?
Epilepsy...
Don't hit him.
Wait.
Oh, sniff the slipper.
Where...
How is it?
Sweet, just like you.
Come on.
I picked up the
brush after so long.
Thinking, let me
decorate our home.
Your work has increased now.
Why?
You have to teach our new family
member to paint so beautifully.
Listen, we need to go shopping.
Shopping... again?
Not for me.
Then?
We need to buy a
baby cot, clothes...
Indeed.
We need to buy pretty
things for our sweet baby.
And decorate our
home beautifully.
Yes.
Hello?
Hello, Uncle!
Uncle?
Who is this?
Uncle, are the blouses ready?
Blouse?
Two mulberry, one maroon, and
one pink flower on white...
- Blouses I had ordered?
- Blouse?
You forget? I...
Who were you calling?
What?
Answer me.
Tailor uncle.
Why the landline?
So I can't check the number.
Phone is on charge.
You remember the
tailor's number also.
Here, call from my phone.
Take it!
I will disconnect this landline.
Useless.
Don't use it again.
Hello.
Tell me.
Do you have two minutes?
Yes, sure.
Actually,
I love the mulberry color.
I had ordered some
blouses to be made.
What's the matter?
No...
Nothing happened.
You are lying.
It's true.
I am telling the truth.
I don't believe you.
Tell me what happened.
He again hit me today.
What?
Why?
Was there a fight?
- No.
- Then?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
This can't go on.
His illness is getting worse.
Take him to the doctor.
He won't go.
So you will tolerate
this silently?
Think about my condition.
I left my whole family for him.
Even left my religion...
Only for him.
You have sacrificed
your whole life for him.
But he doesn't understand that.
Sometimes I think I
should commit suicide.
Don't say that.
I have no option
but to return home.
I am a prisoner here.
There's no escape.
Hello?
He...
Hello.
What's happening?
This is not right.
What's happening?
This is wrong, so wrong.
Hey...
Saved... I guess.
You know what I'm going through.
They rejected my
transcript again.
They said the commercial
aspects is missing.
These buggers are looking for
commercial aspect in literature too.
I'm losing my mind.
But you understand me.
When will you stop
reacting like this?
If I had come in a
bit later then...
I need to take you
to a psychiatrist.
You will also come, right?
Who else will take you there?
Oh! I am mad now?
Hey...
We both are.
I am... only for you.
Lies.
For your eyes.
Lies again.
For your lips.
Oh my!
Our phone has a
redial button too.
For your breasts.
Oh!
What timing!
Damn!
It's on.
Hey.
Wait. Enough.
- Leave it. Enough.
- But...
No buts...
Go away.
Your cleaning has
screwed up my night.
sh*t... it's over!
Hello.
Yes, sir, you had called.
Yes.
Okay.
Really?
Yes, great!
I am reaching in
an hour and a half.
You will always get good
news if you are with me.
But...
if I don't leave you now,
good work might not happen.
I won't have lunch
at home today.
Can I know what
the good news is?
Let it happen, I will
tell you after I return.
Close the door.
All that is later. I am hungry.
Check if the number I
have written is right.
- Yes.
- Zero-three-three-two-four-zero...
Triple six double
three, correct?
Yes.
Okay.
What about him?
He will eat something outside.
Things are still shaky?
No, everything is fine now.
So why is he eating outside?
I will tell you in some time I
am hungry now, will speak later.
Zero...
Hello, Pizza Hut?
Hello, ma'am.
Hello, Pizza Hut?
Hello, sir.
One single-serve pepper
chicken pizza with a Coke.
Single-serve...
pepper chicken pizza.
- With a Coke.
- Okay.
- No extra cheese.
- Okay.
No extra cheese.
And... make it on a thin crust.
One second...
- Thin...
- Anything else, ma'am?
Thin crust?
Yes, that's it.
- Address, ma'am?
- Address, sir?
- Thirty minutes.
- Thirty minutes.
Make line for a thin-crust
pepper chicken single serve...
- With coke?
- Address?
Someone is playing flute
In the abandoned Eden
Warmed my heart as it...
Played
What good news!
I get to hear these very often.
Nothing materializes.
What are you doing?
I'm sketching after a long time.
Good, else you will go
crazy sitting alone.
I feel, I feel like
I'm going crazy.
I have told him.
I don't care what you think.
I will start a job next month.
Where did the eraser go?
That day I was making the
bed. It must fallen somewhere.
First, serve me some food,
I will tell you then.
Oh,
I haven't cooked anything.
So, you didn't have lunch.
Yes, I did, some leftovers.
Wait, let me rustle
up an omelet for you.
Good news has a strange
connection with puddings.
Yes.
But for now, the omelet is fine.
ONE
DOZEN
OMELEEGGS
Can't wait anymore.
Please tell me now.
A director...
Young, talented.
A budding filmmaker.
He read my last story.
And he wants to make
a film out of it.
That's great.
I want a treat.
All that will happen.
But there is a hurdle.
Really?
By the way, the
omelet is excellent.
Thank you.
The thing is...
that...
he wants a stronger
punch in the cl*max.
A bit abstract.
A bit non-composite.
But you don't want
that, correct?
No, no, I have no
problems with that.
Hey.
Sit and listen to me.
When you are doing
something and listening...
I feel you are not giving
importance to what I say.
Tell me.
I don't have any issues
with changing it...
The thing is I have to
finish it by tonight.
Tomorrow I have a meeting
with the producer.
How much will they pay you?
I don't know, I haven't
discussed it with them.
See.
You didn't discuss the
most important thing.
Let's go on a trip
to Mandarmani.
After you get the money.
Money is not that
important to me.
I need this break.
I am saying the same.
I need this break.
Sorry.
I want to get out
of these four walls.
And even the TV has not
working since morning.
Everything will work.
But right now, I need
to start writing.
I have till tonight.
You have got only two hours.
Finish by then,
whatever you can.
Why?
I will finish cooking by then.
After that,
you never know...
Damn!
CALLING 100$$
Lal Bazar Control,
what is your emergency?
I mean... at my house...
Outside my door, someone...
comes and stands
outside and disturbs me.
Has he spoken to you?
No, he hasn't.
Did he break anything?
No, he hasn't broken anything.
Did he knock on the door?
No, he hasn't.
How does he look?
I haven't seen his face.
I was scared and
didn't open the door.
When I opened the door,
there was no one,
must have run off.
So how did you realize that
someone was standing there?
I saw...
Just now you said you
didn't see anyone.
I saw his feet...
his feet's shadow.
Okay.
Tell me your address.
I will send someone tomorrow from the
local police station to investigate.
Tomorrow?
If something happens tonight.
Has this person harmed
you in any way till now?
No, that he hasn't but...
- He won't harm you tonight then.
- Oh, that's great.
Has he texted you that he
will not harm me tonight?
Are you playing a practical
joke on this helpline?
Oh, you have figured it out...
A bit more and I would have
been in seventh heaven.
You seem to be an
elderly person.
These practical jokes
don't suit your age.
So it suits your age then?
So much has already happened and
you will investigate tomorrow.
Even if what you say is true,
then what do we investigate?
Shall I send a sketch artist to
sketch the shadow of the feet?
What a waste of time!
Idiot.
Ran away.
Well...
Wait.
So, daughter-in-law...
Are you okay?
How can I not be in
my own home, Auntie?
You have to be very careful.
Don't lift any heavy things.
I am not doing any heavy work.
Just a bit of cooking
and helping around...
Look, daughter-in-law,
you need to understand. You
have many responsibilities.
Don't forget you are
carrying this dynasty's heir.
- I am not worried about your...
- What!
What are you wearing?
Why?
Don't you like it?
No, it's fine...
But...
It's small.
Seductive.
Hopefully, you have
finished your writing.
Oh, thanks for reminding me.
Too bad.
Today, it's not possible then.
My work...
My work...
Assholes.
Hey...
Not today.
I am not feeling too well.
Why? What happened?
I...
My tummy is paining.
Shall I call the doctor?
No, no need.
I have taken carom seed oil.
So...
I need to go again.
I must go. Some
other time. Okay?
Nowadays, my body, my touch...
doesn't arouse you?
Have I become old?
Don't be stupid.
You know my work pressure.
That's what you want.
Work pressure
throughout your life.
So you don't get hard.
I am not done yet.
But I am.
Lal Bazar Control,
what is your emergency?
Yes, that woman is
attempting suicide again.
- Please, help.
- Which woman?
Where? Give me the address.
I don't know the address.
I heard it on the phone.
One second.
What is your name?
Didn't you call up earlier?
Yes.
But that was for something else.
This is another case.
Are you fooling with
me again at this hour?
I will handcuff you and
throw you in prison.
Get off!
Die you...
Hello.
Busy?
Oh, she is okay.
Yes.
What happened?
Nothing.
Just wanted to talk to you.
I'm all ears... did
something happen?
Tell me.
No, nothing like that.
Then?
Did he hit you again?
What's new in that?
Hey.
This is all wrong.
This can't go on.
The same thing again.
I have accepted my fate.
I am a prisoner here, right?
But, I will not die alone.
Both will.
What rubbish are you saying?
Wait, I am coming...
Please, just talk to me.
That I am...
I am feeling so alone.
I feel better when
I talk to you.
Wish I could be there with you.
Who is it?
Did I tell you?
I still remember my
days in my village home.
I don't remember
our neighbor's name.
But their faces drift
in front of my eyes.
My house was small.
But the courtyard was huge.
Walking with my mother
through the farmland.
My first experience
riding a bicycle.
Plucking delicious raw
tamarinds from the tree.
Excitedly watching the folk
theatre in the nearby village.
I remember so clearly.
Our house caught fire.
And we left everything
and came here.
Poor thing.
Do you remember?
The first time when I...
Hello.
Hello.
Why aren't you answering?
Have you dozed off?
Natural...
I have been blabbering away.
Since you are asleep, I
can speak my heart out...
I...
I am just not well here.
He doesn't understand me.
Or my desires.
Who else is there for
me here, besides him?
He hit me again today.
For an absurd reason.
I am a...
nymphomaniac.
He can't fulfill my needs.
In the beginning,
it was good.
He would excite me passionately.
The smell of his body.
His eyes...
everything would...
would make me forget everything.
I would become...
hypnotized.
There was no...
right and no wrong.
It would seem like paradise.
This is paradise
MENTAL HEALTHCARE $$
So, old man, is your TV working?
Come.
Sir told me the
TV is not working.
Is the warranty over?
Can I have some water?
You son of a b*tch.
Tell me...
I am at work.
No... at a sexy woman's house.
I don't think she is married.
Looks like a "live-in".
Water.
There was a loose
connection in the circuit.
I've fixed it. It's okay now.
- Collect the money in the evening.
- Okay.
Someone stop me, please stop me
I might lose myself in your eyes
My life might get imprisoned
Behind the bars of your love
Come
Let me embrace you
Make you mine
My life, my love
Come
You and I together
My passion for you
Reaches for the sky
Come
My bag...
What are you looking at?
Hey!
I have told you
to lock the doors.
Why are you hitting me?
I have told you
to lock the doors.
Why are you hitting me?
Have you gone mad?
Still in a seductive lingerie...
b*stard.
To seduce that douchebag?
Who was he?
Who was he?
This is not good, not good.
What...
what are you doing?
Leave me.
It's switched off.
Son of a b*tch.
What to do?
Who...
Whom do I tell?
What's happening?
Quiet!
You're going crazy.
What?
You are losing it!
Now, I understand.
Why you have gone hyper?
Your body has endless
hunger, right?
Whether I am hard or not...
It's my responsibility
to satisfy you right?
Wait...
Wait.
Now...
Now shove it up, you b*tch!
I am really going mad.
The producer didn't
meet me today.
The last cheque bounced.
The whole neighborhood knows.
That TV mechanic is a b*stard.
And you!
I am feeling sick with hunger.
As I had reached the
bridge I thought of...
Then I thought about you.
You don't know how much I...
You know nothing.
The outside world will
tear you to shreds.
That's why I keep you safe.
And you...
Hello.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
I will reach in one
and a half hours.
Yes.
Keep lying quietly.
There is no need to go outside.
And no need to call anyone home.
With your tendency...
it's best to keep your
hands and legs tied.
Busy?
This is the end.
No, no, you don't have to come.
You don't even know my address.
I will take care of
everything alone.
Like I have done for so long.
He has crossed all limits today.
I have to end everything today.
I will make his
favorite pudding today.
Shame, I will never get
to hear the good news.
I am very hungry.
I have to tell you something.
Me too, genuine good news.
But first, let's eat.
Okay, say what you want to.
Then we'll eat.
Oh, that mobile
got switched off.
It's off.
Pudding.
Perfect.
You knew, right?
That I have good news.
Tell me the good news first.
Don't punish me like this.
Don't eat it!
Hey.
Hello.
Hello?
Hello?
Hey.
What's up, Grandpa?
Where are you off to?
What?
To the market
I've not been out
for three days.
You have done your shopping.
You have already
done your shopping.
Come. Let me take you home.
You know, something
strange happened that day.
No one will believe it.
What?
One woman dialed the wrong
number on my landline.
She mistook you for
a tailor, right?
How did you know?
Come.
And then?
The woman is in a
lot of pain you know.
She has a lot of
problems you know.
I think she lives with that man.
Right.
For three days...
- Your phone was not disconnected, right?
- Yes.
And you could hear
everything they said, right?
Yes, but how did you know?
How did you know?
- Sister.
- Yes.
True, all true.
Yes, Doctor.
- Haloperidol five mg.
- Yes, Doctor.
Suicide is no
solution, am I right?
No solution, lie down.
Which way?
That way.
This one.
The pudding had poison.
They didn't eat.
- The woman did not poison the pudding.
- Sister.
Put on the TV and
close the door.
- Okay, sir.
- Otherwise, how is the man alive?
So nice.
My TV's static noise is so nice.
So nice.
Very nice.
Nothing will happen.
They will not die.
They cannot die.
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