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02x30 - The Kite Contest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x30 - The Kite Contest

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[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪

[suspenseful music]
[bird twitters]

[sighs happily] Hello there,

little birdie!

[tweets]
[they squeak]
[chuckles] Hello to you too.
And hello to you, nice dragon.
Uh, what?
A dra… a dragon?
[screams]
Help me! A dragon wants to eat me!
[grunts]
Don't cats always land on their feet?
No, Milady, if the cat is named Meatball.
Lampo. The d-d-dragon! He'll eat us all!
I don't think so, Meatball.
Why? Is he on a diet?
Because it's just a kite. Look.

The annual kite contest is coming up,

and every cat has their kites ready.


Right, Pilou. And the highest flying kite

will be the winner.

[Meatball grunts]

[Boss] Are you talking about

my Black Dragon?

Look at this marvel. No one can beat it!
[they grumble]
So, my dear Buffy-losers,

don't waste your time trying to compete,

‘cause I'll win the kite contest.

Boss, you're as modest as ever.
[they grunt]
A kite contest?
[giggles] Pawesome!
I'll throw a kite together in no time.
Ah.
I'll just follow the instructions.
[playful music]
Huh? [chuckles]
Hm!
[laughs]
[yelps]
Whoa-oa!
Hm.
[whimpers]
[laughs]
[Meatball] Easy. Super easy.
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
Done!
Huh?
[laughs]
[giggles]
[whistles]
Oh! [sighs]

Meatball, we appreciate your effort, but

sometimes enthusiasm alone isn't enough.

Right, Milady, we need teamwork.
Let's build our kite together.
[giggles, groans]

I'll win the contest with my Baby Kite!

[chuckles]

Whoa!
[yelps]

Huh! Forget it, kitty.

That little kite's coming in last.

But I don't want to be last.

Oh, Baby Pie, don't mind Boss.

He's just causing trouble.

Remember, winning is not important…

what counts is participating

and having fun.


Funny, the kite flew up.

But the wind isn't blowing.


[grunts angrily] That kitten

almost revealed my trick.


The trick that'll win me the kite contest.

[laughs]

Hm.
Ah! [giggles]
We're done!
Isn't it meowtiful?

Yeah, Lampo.

We'll call it the Buffy Kite!


[Igor on megaphone]
All welcome

to great kite tournament!


Buffycats, the contest is starting,

and we've still got to sign up.

[groans] We'll never make it in time.
Ah! Not necessarily, Meatball.
Come on, hold on.
Time to try out our kite.
Oh! [yelps]
Oh!
[giggles]
[Lampo] It's flying great.
Oh, yeah.
Too great.
[grunts, groans]
[yelps]
Whoa!
[grunts]
[grunts]
My poor bon bon.
Whoa!

Cat friends,

welcome to great kite tournament!

Here is Gas and Hyperstinky Kite.
Yuck!
Neko and Four-leaf Kite.
Cosmo and his fur-tastic Rocket Kite.
Oh!
Hm.
Boss and fearsome Black Dragon.
[Meatball wails]
And also, the Buffycats and their kite.
The Buffy Kite, Igor.
[grunts]

The first kite to reach

my hot-air balloon wins.


Anyone that touches the ground

will be eliminated.

Ready? Contest start…
now!
[Igor] Gas make Hyperstinky Kite fly high.
Yeah! I've got this.
Ah!
[chokes]
No! I don't got this.
Too bad. Hyperstinky Kite touched ground.
Eliminated!
Neko's kite is super high.
Black Dragon pass Neko's kite.
Hm!
Hm. [chuckles]
Bad luck for lucky cat Neko. Eliminated!
Oh! Wow! I found a golden bowl.

[Igor] Buffycats and Cosmo

try to reach Boss's kite.


Rocket Kite fly very high.

Maybe first kite to get to the sun.


A small step for a cat,

a big step for cat-kind.

[yelps]
[sighs]
Houston, we have a problem.
My Black Dragon will win!
Oh, we'll see about that, Boss.
[grunts angrily]
Boss's kite flying really very high.
[all] Ooh!
[grunts, giggles]
Igor! Can I play too?

Baby Pie, you're late.

Contest already started.

[groans]

But kites are made for flying.

You can still do it.

Yeah!

Cat friends, last contestant is here.

Baby Pie with Baby Kite.


[Igor] And up there, Black Dragon

and Buffy Kite head to head.

Who will win?

I will! One way, or another…

And I'll start with the "other."

[whirring]
[laughs] Yeah!
[determined grunt]
[Igor] Baby Kite reached Black Dragon.
This being serious fur-midable contest.

[grunts] Impossible!

I'll win, no matter what.

[whirring]
[yells]
Oh! Oh no!
Baby Pie took off.

I sent that kitten into the air.

I've as good as won.

[laughs]
We'll save Baby Pie with our Buffy Kite.
Help!
Ooh!
Huh? Ah!
[giggles]
Thanks, Buffycats!

What a twist! Buffy Kite eliminated

on purpose to save Baby Pie.

We lost for a good cause, Buffycats.
Thanks, my furry fellows.
Now victory is in the bag!
You sure about that, Boss?
[fast-paced music]

Come on, Black Dragon.

Chop up that Baby Kite!

[clunking]
Meow! Why isn't it working? Why?
[yells]

Unbelievable! Black Dragon fallen.

Boss eliminated!

And Baby Pie wins the contest!

Furry fellows,

winner of great kite tournament is…

Baby Pie!
Yes! [laughs]
Yeah! Yay! Yay!
Yeah! [laughs]
Thanks for everything, my furry fellows.

You were right.

Participating is important…

but winning is even more fun!
Yeah! [laughs]
[all laugh]
[Baby Pie yells]
[yelps] Help!
Oh, no! Baby Pie flew away again.
Uh… anyone know how to get him down?