02x47 - Lampo, the Puss in Boots

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


Hey, Buffycats!

Wanna play motorbike racing?


Sure, Lampo.

That's a pawesome Buffy-brainstorm!

Hi, Buffycats! Can we play too?
[Buffycats] Hey! Hello Tic, Tac and Toe!

Of course! Come on over.

You can get on the bikes.

I'll ride the blue motorbike!
I'll ride the yellow one!
And I'll ride this one!
I'll hand out snacks to the drivers!
Ready? Set. Go!

-Go, Tic! You're the best!

-Go for it!

Here, Tic! A snack for the road?

-Huh?

-Tac and Toe are catching up!

[swallows]
[Buffycats cheer]
[camera clicks]
You won! All three together!
I'm like Speedy Cheese!
I was as fast as Speedy Cheese!
And I was faster than Speedy Cheese!
[Buffycats] Hmm?
Excuse us, but who's Speedy Cheese?

[together] Huh?

You don't know Speedy Cheese?!


[Tic]
He's the fastest biker mouse

in the world!


He never shows his face!


[Tac]
He's not afraid of anything!


[Toe]
He's never lost a race!

Tic, Tac, Toe, it's snack time!

-[Tic, Tac, Toe] Daddy!

-Hi, Tap Tap.


-You know what, Dad?

-Huh?


They don't know the story

of Speedy Cheese!

Who is Speedy Cheese?

[Tic, Tac, Toe] Boss doesn't know

about Speedy Cheese?!


[Tac]
He's the fastest biker mouse

in the world!


Wait, wait, wait, mousey.

I'm the fastest biker in the world.

May I?
My cheese!

Hey, Boss! Are you just here

to act like a bully or what?

No, Lampo. I'm here to have some fun.
And to challenge--
Me!
Uh, no! Speedy Cheese!
But… I don't know, he might be busy.

-Speedy Cheese would win!

-He's faster than cats too!


And our Daddy knows him personally!

Right, Daddy?

Well… yes. But, uh…
Good, good.
[sniggers, swallows]
[grunts, chews]

Then tell him the challenge is tonight…

at the scrapyard.

[Blister and Scab chuckle]

[Tic, Tac, Toe sing] Speedy Cheese

will win! Speedy Cheese will win!

Aw, what's with the sad face?

Come on, call up Speedy Cheese

and ask him to teach Boss a lesson.


Buffycats,

I made up the story of Speedy Cheese


to give my kids the role model,

the champion, that I'm not.

I don't want to disappoint them.

But I don't have the courage to tell them

that their champion doesn't exist.


Don't worry, Tap Tap.

We'll help you make him real.

Seriously, Milady? But how?

It's gonna be a piece of cake, Tap Tap.

You'll see.

Mm-hmm!
[Milady] Come on, Tap Tap, you can do it!
[bike revs]
[Tap Tap yells]

Do you think this is too hard

for a beginner?

But Tap Tap doesn't look like a beginner.

-[Tap Tap screams]

-Oh!

[Tap Tap screams]
[crash]
He overshot the mattress!

For his first time on a motorbike,

he's got potential.

[moans]
What are you doing, Tap Tap?
I'm training to be Speedy Cheese.
Who's Speedy Cheese?

[Buffycats] Cream!

You don't know about Speedy Cheese?!

[grunts]

[Buffycats] The legendary biker mouse

who will win tonight's big race!

[rock music plays, bike revs]
No! I'm not driving in any race!
But why, Tap Tap? You were doing great!

You think so, Pilou?

It seemed like I was terrible.


-[bike revs]

-[yells]

Maybe he needs more time?
And I need more ice cream!
Cream, three triple cream cones, please.
[giggles]
I've got a Buffy-brainstorm.
Thanks, Buffycats.

You've done your best to help me,

but I'll never be Speedy Cheese.

Now I have to find the courage

to tell my little mice that Speedy Cheese

won't be in the race.


Wait, Tap Tap!

What does Speedy Cheese look like?


Well, he's got a helmet

with mouse ears covering his face.

Like this?

I'm gonna play Speedy Cheese

and win the race!

[gasps] Ah-ha!

[Charlie] Welcome,

my furry fellows and tough cookies,

or better yet, tough mice!

It's yours truly, Charlie the Cat,

talking!

Hurry up! The race is about to start!
Dad, what did you say to Speedy Cheese?

Did you give him one of your tips

to win the race?

Yeah… sure, sure.

-But for now, let's just enjoy the race.

-[crowd cheers]


We are live from the Catodrome

to witness the race of races,


the challenge between Boss,

the champion with the busy whiskers…

[cheers]
Ha! I love it when they introduce me.
[Blister and Scab cheer]
…and the biker mouse Speedy Cheese!
Yes, that's really what he's called. Hmm.
Hmm! So you really exist, Speedy Cheese.
You look too big to be a mouse.

And you look too much

like a braggart to be a cat.


Huh! I'm gonna win anyway.

That's for sure.

[Charlie] Ready, set, go!

With one cat-like burst,

Boss takes the lead!

[Buffycats] Huh?

May the best racer win, Boss.

And that won't be you!

Uh… you're wrong. I am the best.
And more importantly…

-[bang]

-[Lampo] Whoa!

[pop]
Oh, no! A flat tire!
[laughs]
…I'm the sneakiest. [sniggers]

What a twist!

Speedy Cheese needs a tire change!

Tire change. Make it fast!

-That'll give Boss a big advantage!

-Yeah! Whoo!

You can say that again!

[amplified] That'll give Boss

a big advantage!

[meows]
Blister, Scab. Now it's your turn.
This hook will hold him. [sniggers]
[both snigger]
[whispers] Ready to go, Lampo.
[Lampo yells]
[grunts]
[Tic, Tac, Toe] Huh? Lampo?!
What a super twist!

-Speedy Cheese is not a rat, he's a cat!

-[crowd gasps]

Lampo, what do you have to say?

Well… I want to apologize to everyone.

Especially you little mice.

You see, Speedy Cheese… isn't real.

-Then if…

-If Speedy Cheese isn't real…

Who's gonna win the race?
Me, of course! [chuckles]
Hey! Look at that!
[Charlie] A super-super-duper twist!

Everyone, look!

Someone new is on the track!


But nobody knows who it is!

At least, I don't know.

We know who it is!
[Tic, Tac, Toe] Tap Tap, our Daddy!
I owe it to my little mice.

A great recovery for Tap Tap!

He's small, but super fast!

[Boss grumbles]
Blister, Scab! Stop him now.
[both snigger]
Mousetraps!
I gotta be brave…
[grunts]
…like Speedy Cheese!
Huh? [yells] Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Watch out! Boss is flying off the track!

-[meows]

-[crash]

[groans]
[bike revs]

-[crowd cheers, applauds]

-Yeah!

Tap Tap crosses the finish line first!
What a pawesome race, my furry fellows!
Or better yet, my mousey fellows!
[Tic, Tac, Toe] Yeah! Hooray!
You're totally our champion!
You won the motorbike race!

But, Dad, is it true

that Speedy Cheese isn't real?

[sighs] That's right.

I was never very good at riding,

so I invented the Speedy Cheese story


to give you a role model

for sport and life.

But thanks to the Buffycats,

I found the courage to tell you the truth

and get on the track for you!

[Tic, Tac, Toe] You're our champion, Dad.
[Buffycats] Aw.

Mousy friends and furry fellows,

the winner is…

[Tic, Tac, Toe] Tap Tap, our Daddy!

Buffycats, what do you say we dedicate

a song to this fabulous dad?


♪ On the racing track

My daddy's going fast ♪


♪ Like a rocket blast ♪


♪ And all the cats

Sitting in the stands ♪


♪ Shout, "Go, go, Dad

Don't let 'em pass" ♪


♪ Everybody knows Daddy's a champion

(Champion) ♪


♪ When he's racing he doesn't give in

He's there to win ♪


♪ So we sing, go, go, go

Don't stop or slow ♪


♪ Oh, go, Daddy ♪


♪ One more lap to go

And the race will be yours, Daddy ♪


♪ So we sing, go, go, go

Go, Daddy, don't slow ♪


♪ Go, Daddy ♪


♪ And however it should end ♪


♪ Don't you forget

That Daddy, you are the best ♪