01x04 - Show and Tell/At the Drive In

[bunniefuu]

Today, two stupid dogs eradicate

the national debt. We

need $5000.

Give me $10,000. A

quarter and on

the super secret secret squirrel.

Love, hate! Love, hate! Love,

hate! You're mad! Two

stupid dogs! Two

stupid dogs! Two stupid dogs!

Oh, boy. Today is show and tell.

That's my favorite. I love show and tell.

Hey, Fowler! Look,

everyone! It's Kenny Fowler!

What'd you get the trophy for?Falling

down?It's my dad's bowling trophy.

I'm bringing it to school for show and

tell. Yeah?Looks more like a

watermelon on a stick.

What a valor!

That was fun. I think.

Now what will I take for show and tell?

Hi. Is this yours?Oh, boy!

Doggies!

I pledge allegiance to the

flag of the United States of

America. Hold it, everyone.

Let's try it again. Kenny, use the

right hand. What a

fowler. I pledge

allegiance to the flag of the

United States of America, and

to the Republic for which it stands,

one nation, under God,

indivisible, with liberty and

justice for all.

That's enough, class. Let's repeat the

ending one more time, the right way.

Kenny, would you mind joining us?

With liberty and justice for

all.

Teacher, Kenny has

gum. Kenny, remember what happens

when we chew gum in class?

Just wait till show-and-tell. We'll show

'em. You doggies wait here.

Hey, let's go eat. Okay.

How do I get down?Let go.

Oh.

It didn't work. What do I do now?

Try the other hand.

Now what?I don't know.

HmmHow to get down. How to get down.

I knew that would work. Come on.

And in 1846, Hootie McFrutti wrote one

of his most extraordinary love sonnets,

Lilac on My TushyLet me

read you a few of his most stirring

passages. Bushy, bushy,

lilac, bushy. Lilac, bright upon

my tushy

Teacher?Yes, Kenny?

Um, can I go to the bathroom?

You mean, may I?May I go

to the bathroom, please?Yes, you

may. Be sure and take the pass.

Here, doggies. Here, doggies.

Oh, doggies.

Principal Schneider. I like the way you

say your P's there, son. Why don't you

show your old principal where you're

keeping your pass?P-p-p-pass?

There's that wonderful P thing you do so

well. Your parents must be very proud.

Thank you preciously, son. You're an

interesting kid. And I

mean that. Better hurry off to the

bathroom. You look like you're about to

pip-pip-pop. Funny

one.

Roses are reddish. Boogers are greenie.

Corn is real corny. Principal Schneider's

a weenie. I don't get it.

What

was that?Lunch time.

What is this, Kaka?That's a wiener

wrap, and that's your bee crust on a

shingle. And that's cowboy salad, little

smokies. And that's gelatin delight.

What's so delightful about green beans

and gelatin?

Who's responsible for this mess?

Penny?

And then all you do is pull her wittle

string.

Thank you, Griselda.

Buzz, you're next.

Presenting my brand new exogalactic

bicobular fighter. Wow!

Check this out. Why don't you play with

me?Yeah! Cool! Great! Wow!

Kenny, you're next.

Um, well, I brought these two dogs.

These are, um, boy dogs.

Know how you can tell they're boy dogs?

Ooh Kenny, time you paid a little

visit to the principal's office, young

man. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ha!

What a fowler!

How embarrassing. They saw

me.

Hey!Stop.

Hey, we'll catch up to Secret Squirrel

after this super secret

Secret Squirrel back in business.

This is taking forever. I knew I should

have used the automated pollen machine.

Next freeze, Bear.

This is a sticky ugly. OK,

Mac, fork over the honey or things will

get messy.

ohh OK. OK, I'll I'll do it. Just don't

hurt me.

Calling Secret Squirrel. This is Penny.

There's a honey heist in progress. Hurry!

Agent Triple Zero, Secret Squirrel, ready

for action.

Likewise, me, Morocco, more.

Secret Squirrel! Run!

Let's pause.

Time to roll out my super stick Crime

Stopper carpet.

That's right, boys. You've been trapped

by Secret Squirrel.

That's where you're wrong, my secret

love. It is you that's trapped.

Soon you will be mine, and so will

all your secrets.

Nice work, boys. I'll give a full report

to the chief. Thanks, Penny.

We'll wrap things up here. This

case is already wrapped up, Morocco.

Wrap this, squirrel.

Are you all right,

my sweet?I feel like I've got a bunch of

bees buzzing around my head.

You do.

I am Queen Bee. Welcome to my

little hive, hive, hive,

hive. So what's this all

about, Queenie?Why, us, of

course. Us. Us who?

Why, you and me, sugar love. I,

your grand and glorious queen, and you,

my little secret sl*ve.

Oh, sounds romantic,

but I could never love you. Why

not?Well, you do have a lovely 3

segmented body, 6 legs and beautiful

bifurcating wings, but. You're

evil. Oh, how sweet of you to

notice. I hate to break your heart,

Queenie. I just don't think it would work

out. Very well, my love.

We'll do this the hard way.

Morocco, how'd they catch you?

I give up.

It's so sticky.

You wouldn'tSure, I

would love a boy. Don't give up.

Be brave, Morocco.

Your friend's time is running out.

Marry me and be my prince.

You're mad. Ohh

I'll do it. I knew

you'd see things my way.

Release them.

I'll save you secret. Come, my little

love squirrel, let's go

pollinate.

Being my bee loved requires

absolute obedience.

That's why I created my special love

nectar. One sip and you'll

be mine forever.

I'm coming secret.

You're beautiful.

Kiss me my love.

Get away the menu. Beanie!

Stay away from my honey, honey.

You messed my lipstick.

I'm still coming, secret.

Bug. Hey, hey,

heyLove Bug.

Give it up, Mac. I've got an appointment.

What a great guy. Love.

Tail. HmmLove

tail.

Ha! You give up?Hey, look,

it's Fred Flintstone. Where?

Ha ha! You fell for it. Now

I'll finish you for good.

Secret!

Love. Penny?

Help me, Secret!

Huh Love. You must hate Fame

Penny. I'm

still coming. Love, hate. Love, hate.

Love, hate.

I've done it. HuhI've

conquered your love with my hate.

That bug was a pain in the neck.

I got here as fast as I could. Couldn't

have done it without you, Morocco. Oh,

well, there's plenty of other drones in

the hive.

I love you guys.

Two stupid dogs. Got a break.

Now on with the show.

Come to the snack bar. Spend all your

money. Run to the snack bar.

Yummy. Eat me with

mustard Eat me with

chili Eat me with

custard Don't be silly! La la la

la la La la la la la

Hey, you gotta see this. Come on, come on

Oh, man! This is great!

Come on! Giant food with

faces!

Wow, look at all that food. The snack bar

must be a wonderful place. But how to get

in?How to get in?

Drive in. Good idea.

You can't stop that jumping.

Hi, one please. Uh,

it's just my dog.

No pets. Oh.

Hi, one please.

Wow, you got him free. I gotta get

him free too. Just do what I

did.

Hi one please.

Oh, I got in free, too! Yes, it's

me! The one who got in free! Yes, siree!

Say hi to me if you're looking for

someone who got in free! Yeah!

Yeah Oh, yeah!

Where's the food?Oh, yeah!

That way.

There's one I saw it around here

somewhere. I know I did. Singing and

dancing as big as... Whoa.

Why are you hiding?Didn't you see it?

See what?WhatThe thing!

The giant cat! It was as big as a... as

a... as a thing!

Where?Right over there, where

that spaceship is landing.

Oh, oh, look, here comes the monster.

Yeah, he's scary.

Yes, here comes the creature. Look at all

those tentacles. Look at those eyes. Hey,

that thing's plastic. What kind of

creature is that?Look at it. Man,

that's just a bunch of cheap plasticjunk.

ohh Sheesh!

This is caca. Where did people come here?

Where did we come here?

Food. Oh, yeah.

Follow me. I know exactly where we're

going.

Maybe there's food in here.

What's this?Must be an

oven. Wonder what's cooking.

Where's the food?

I'm sure the snack bar is over here

somewhere.

Swings.

Push me. Push me.

Hotter.

Hotter.

Hotter.

Here you go.

I think I found the food. Ooh

May I help you?Gimme.

How about... I want...

By me. Well,

we have poo-poo nuggets, beaters,

wanger-bangers, and corny pew clusters.

Oh, and speaking of corn, we have that

all-American favorite...

popcorn! In all

sizes.

And to drink...

Liquid steam! Oh,

yes. The wonderful world of drive-in

cuisine awaits you.

Now, pick out your favorite, and I'll

return.

So, fellas, what'll it be?

Gluttonous boys.

Hey, let's go getting free again.

Okay, dogs, here comes a break.