01x02 - Hammer of the Gods

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log in Chango goddess of the moon nothing's missing money or credit cards

the cars in the driveway I don't think this is the kind of guy who gets lost what would you say if I told you that

the Reconstruction is about 800 G lighter than the original he smashed a Priceless statue and then he disappeared

and now we find out that he took something with him I found the gorgo stone gorgos was a trickster G The Story

Goes that the Gods banded together and trapped him within a stone Alex you've got to come see

this it feels so real like's just reaching and grab something you mean you

can see me everything that's what it is you're not in the past you're in a myth well if it doesn't exist and how did I

get here something like this must have been what happened to Dad you know detective something happened to my

husband he didn't sell off some artifact and head for Aruba seiz him now are you in there dad

cuz if you are we're not going to stop looking until we find you look it's not some video game from some big screen PC

okay it's real in there [Music]

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ow two more are you doing this at home every night like we said some the mouth lies

the muscles don't busy with school lately well not so much school just things I have a life

you know inside the computer it's not good for anyone to spend too much time chatting at the

keyboard you know I just want if you don't do your exercises every night you might as well not be doing it well if I

could do this by myself every night I wouldn't be

[Music] here Hello Alex can I come

in my mother's not home well uh then let's just us [Music]

talk your insurance company is already suing us what more do you want the university

didn't have a choice about that we could lose our house I know I'm

sorry this doesn't have to be a fight we want the same

thing we repaired the [Applause]

[Music] statue that's why you're

here what would you you say if I told you that the Reconstruction is about 800 G lighter than the

original my father is not a thief but you see how it looks he smashed a Priceless statue and

then he disappeared and now we find out that he took something with him what do you think people will say

people say a lot of stuff they're going to say that he did it for money and we both know that

that's not true I think he found something

[Music] Matt gets involved in his work

he he forgets he forgets that I've worked with him for six years I should be a part of

this you think he's not missing you think I know how to get in

touch with him I think before this thing goes any further someone needs to remind

him that we are supposed to be a team

on top of blaming dad for breaking that thing now they're going to start saying he stole whatever was inside it he ran

off with some gold nugget or something but we know that's not what happened well what did Mom say when you told her

well she got really quiet and then she went for a drive she lost it

yep Barbara's going to keep digging you know oh i' bet on

it so are we going to do this this I'm just not so crazy about going

in there again see what monster is waiting for me this time but if Dad's in

there if Dad's in there then let's hope he didn't meet up with the Minotaur look I'm scared too

but we can't just do nothing all we know is that there's this door to another world and our father vanished through it

and some guy named goros might know what happened to him that's another thing I haven't found anything about gorgos in

any of my sources online if he's a mythological creature he's one that so so old that all of his stories have been

forgotten seems that if we want to find anything out we have to try it again ourselves well that's really easy for

you to say sorry it's not everything scanned in was

on L some dad collected

himself Stone ba*ls Room 2 when dad started building the database

he scanned in all the stuff he picked up over the years

[Music] see it's a scan of this Old Stone Shard

so you think that's going to help me to find Dad well I think it's worth a shot at least we know it's something he cared

about what if it doesn't happen the same way this time I mean what what if what if I can't get back I think I might have

that figured out last time you went in when you touched that gold dianis pen right and when you touched it on the

other side you came back I got that so get this take this with you if anything

over there get it's too hairy you just reach in touch it zap your [Applause]

[Music] back

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okay here goes nothing

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that's sandwich [Music]

what did I do what did I do you didn't do anything

look at me I'm covered in blood that wasn't you it's whoever you're filling in for God it's

freezing where am I in Iceland could be Norway according to Dad's database that

stone Bowl was a viking artifact speaking of that bow Cleo I know I'm sorry it's here yeah that's a giant help

I should have realized dad was holding that sandwich when he disappeared but it didn't go with him you can't take anything with

you okay we are either in Norway or San Francisco

a I think the screaming came from over

there I guess I'll go check it out

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this is crazy what do you mean last time I had no idea what I was getting myself into I just touched the

screen and I was Theus in a bull ring I know so I've got to be completely crazy

for trying this again winding up in who knows where I mean I don't even know who

I am or what I'm supposed to be doing you're looking for Dad he's got to be in there

somewhere hello

it can't be dad [Music]

dad valy he's all

right what happened it's not your fault son we play

the parts the gods right for us nothing else could have happened nothing else

ever shatter

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this is awful how did this happen what's going on the will of the Gods the will of the Gods what does that mean this is

your father's punishment if I wasn't here to hold this bull the snake's venom would burn him in constant torment

ah let me get rid of that thing you can't I got pretty good aim the gods put it there it's magical it won't be

destroyed okay I found some stuff on Viking mythology that's uh Loki Norse god of I don't know con artists how do

he wind up here checking um

um well um the gods turned his son Valley that's you into a wolf

and he k*lled his brother narvi and they used his int Trails as the chains why they had to blame

somebody they chose your father that's not right that's how it is you know how people are yeah they'd rather blame

somebody they liked and trusted rather than admit they don't know what [Music]

happened I'm going to get you out of this Let It Be valy

they won't break go now do you see why I hold this to

catch as much venom as I can it's Our Fate that's sigan Loki's wife your

mother there's got to be a way out of this you'll lie here forever I'll hold

this bowl forever somebody made these chains some nobody can unmake them they would take Thor's hammer no I already

lost a son I won't lose another but it can break anything I'll do it just tell me where he is across the Rainbow Bridge

to

Asgard yes go get the hammer I can't wait to see what happens

[Music] okay I'll see you later is that Mom on

the phone you'll never guess where she just was it's not Norway I'm not impressed she had a chat with Barbara

Frasier oh great don't think she told her anything do you well she doesn't know anything to

tell good thing Mama's probably the worst liar in the world but I hate not

being able to tell her the truth no she would never let us do this I know so do

you know where you're going [Music] well Loki's wife told me to cross the

Rainbow Bridge to Asgard no jokes

please okay Asgard is one of the nine worlds in Norse mythology it's the

kingdom of the Gods midgard is where the men live helheim is the realm of the

dead and boot guard is where the Giants live okay I get the picture now what

about the Rainbow Bridge not a lot of detail on that

great now what do I [Music]

[Applause] do [Music]

wao you think there's a pot of gold around here somewhere VA who goes there

okay we are not in Kansas anymore that's Heim doll the white guy God he guards the entrance to Asgard who

goes there uh Valley Valley son of Loki

yes that's me what brings you to Asgard I'm looking for Thor he's in a fall mood today what do you want him for I need

his help to free my father you're Loki's son all right you can always get a laugh out

of me are you

serious FL put in the cave and he's not going to let him out anytime

soon any suggestions then did you bring any Grog Loki could charm that gold out of a

dwarf maybe you have your father's

gift that was

wild wow check out the geography in this place

man land of the Gods I don't know if this is such a good

idea maybe Thor isn't your best bet for help maybe he's the only one that can help well it's not like you owe Loki

anything do you ever think if I'm

Valley maybe Loki's not Loki you think he's Dad I think he's somebody's dad

just do me a favor look these guys up I know what Thor so ticked off

about Cleo I'm looking I'm looking

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sheesh oh yeah just go get

Thor no problem like the God of Thunder has

nothing better to do I'm sure the God of Thunder isn't going to drive his hammer through my

skull when he finds out why I

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valy you came here to my

home ouch leave us

alone you crazy kid come take with me B NE of the

Gods hey guess what turns out Thor and Loki were friends oh really thanks

you're welcome a toast to Lost

Gods okay Thor is the son of Odin King of the Gods he's the strongest god he

protects Asgard and the aier that's the good guys Loki's not exactly one of them

Odin kind of adopted him they all used to travel together you know have Adventures guy stuff hey maybe you play

the nostalgic card here well it's worth a shot

toi toi a great

friend you miss him huh he was like my right arm I never

would have made it out of that nest of Giants at utgard without his fast talk and then there was a time my hammer got

stolen would you believe where's my hammer

to this day I don't know how it happened I'm the only one that can lift that hammer without these gloves

Loi sa my

hmer whoa whoa whoa wo we can't see you Valley you weren't there that day yeah but how can he this has already

happened it's weird you can say that again it's it's weird yes exactly no it

it's weird with a why it's a concept in Norse mythology about the inevitability

of things you know that what happens is whether it happens in the past or in the future we play the parts the gods right

for us yeah exactly then and now

father Loki where's my hammer Freya lend me your Falcon cloak

and I'll fly across the nine worlds and find it to get Thor's hammer back I'll end you any cloak I

have in nine beats of my wings I'll

return congratulate me or not I I found

your Hammer THM Lord of

jenim buried at 8 leagues deep in the earth why the only way that he'll return

it is it Freya Maris him right then get your Veil

let's go where does smooth talk the lady big guy our lives were at stake she said

she would give me any cloak she had to save my hammer I will give you anything I own but I won't marry THM yes and

without my hammer we'll be overrun with frost tance see he knows yeah that's two votes

you and you I think I have an

idea oh The Mighty Thor is no man's

[Music] Pride okay so I should have known better

than to fall for that he'll pay for making me do this we just doing this to protect Asgard and the other gods you're

just pretending to be Freya until THM gives back your Hammer you make a

beautiful bride I could marry you myself you think so can give you my

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hammer you always got the better of me I can never keep up when he started talking smart never had a problem with

that no I liked him being smart but he liked me being strong that's the way it is always

was oh oh um weird seemed normal to us

[Music] now watch this is where it gets

good Mom's

here and d*ck Tracy's waiting I got to get down there I'll be right back

the gentle frier eats like a man Among Us in her eagerness to come to my Lord THM to be married she did not stop to

eat for eight

days you see smart well then I'll not keep the lady

waiting bring Thor's hammer and put it in my bride's

lap let's get this deal signed let's get this wedding

started the gentle freya's eyes burn as brightly as a warriors on the eve of battle in her eagerness to arrive she

did not stop to sleep for eight nights on the road and she won't on the night

it takes four men to carry that hammer only Thor can wield it

barehanded how right you

are and this is my

hammer my hammer

my stop it's me Loki you've done enough tonight they sleep with a dead in

[Music] helheim so you reopening the

investigation I don't think you understand this isn't a missing person's case

anymore it's a criminal investigation with Matt as a suspect

something went missing the night he disappeared Mrs Bellis could be worth a lot you don't know that well you saw the

lab report whatever was inside this statue is gone you know detective

something happened to my husband he didn't sell off some artifact and head for a

Ruba I hope you're right I think you should leave

I'm sorry we've been getting a lot of calls from the museum people Chief's getting

calls from China we don't have a lot of choice

here I'll call you if I find

anything your husband doesn't speak Chinese does he he didn't go on a treasure hunt to China and forget to

tell me

that wasn't anything that you need to worry about doesn't change anything what do

you mean statue or no statue don't start thinking the Dad ran out on us you know that's not what happened I don't know

what happened anymore nobody does

Mom what

I got to get back to my homework

okay of course Loki could be an a*s like the timey cut up all of sif's hair in

the middle of the night oh that was just a joke that was just a joke of course

you like brothers Sith was like a sister to him didn't you ever cut your sister's

hair off while she was sleeping not yet I'm back and I heard

that everything okay oh of course I'm deely even

Brun yeah I'm fine everyone knows the Thunder God can drain a horn with a best

of them let me uh get you another refill

there how's Mom I don't know

so you and Loki have been friends for a long time oh I missed those times we went to

Viking together sorry a a viking no that's a mental picture no he said a

Viking that means adventuring that's how the Vikings got their name yeah whatever

uh so what about uh letting him off the hook Valley Valley

Valley you love your father and you want to help him that's why you're

here you got that right I miss noi too

oh things are just not the same around here anymore so there you go I I I mean you're just helping a brother

out you weren't there you didn't

see come

he's not who he used to be this was more than Mischief this

was this was something else the beginning of the

end another round now my

turn my turn well done

Boulder hey now my turn back

Boulder to Boulder the beautiful Boulder Boulder go again to

Boulder fr's enchantment is amazing you what did you throw me I'm not a

warrior I'm blind but HRA said all the gods the

Invincible another round of me now my turn let me

try go again go [Music]

again is that your hole there my sons live there I saw them

playing there a strange sort of G what do you mean one of them was

stripped to the waist and the others threw weapons at him Spears and swords

and rocks as though to k*ll him don't worry grandmother that's my son balder

most beautiful of the Gods he's safe when other gods hurl weapons at him

I was wondering that myself nothing can harm balder

I was afraid for him so I went through the world asking everything to promise never to hurt him everything in the

world water so he can't drown fire so he can't burn wood and

stone and iron so no weapon made in the nine worlds can k*ll him that is so

Mom you asked all the rivers everyone Oak and Ash

and pine everything that grows on the earth or under

it and this mistletoe this is too small a thing to

worry about [Music]

I don't so could do this okay your turn in the game I can't see the play what a

friends for our guide your arm watch this and tell me he's my

brother tell me what happened to the Loki I used to

know let's see what hoder can do a blind man what is his

weapon [Laughter]

this swords and Spears haven't heard him what will that thorn do and that's what we all thought even

Boulder let hoder take his turn and we'll [Music]

see come on I

can't no [Applause]

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bleeding what's going on wer W wer bould

what have you done get I think he's dead no he can't be

this bould [Music]

[Music] so Loki what have you got to say for

yourself but you speak for Odin your father now do you Thor or is Odin now the father of nothing Odin is the father

of Boulder who you k*lled I didn't k*ll your son friger I just happened to be

there you're denying it I think twice about who you accuse Freya unless you

want to explain to everyone what you get the wards who made your necklace m*rder*r so you're trying to cause a w*r

between the gods now you're angry because bould's dead but I don't see anyone here who's any better than I am

you were all trying to k*ll him it was just a game it's always just a game but you made the Lance that k*lled him but I

never used [Music] it no God you die this is the beginning

of the end k*ll me then Double the Trouble if that's what you [Music]

want valy son of Loki no leave him alone

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nvi nvi [Music] why Loki took a son of

Odin he pays with a son you know how this

ends when I get free you all die

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that was your father Valley he k*lled one of the best of us with a

trick I know but but he was still your

friend even after what he did he is still loky you cannot leave him in that

cave it's t*rture it's too much and it's his choice

let him live without consequences leave him to his

fate I won't help you free him no God will

nice work Alex get the God dead drunk now

what now now I make my big mistake what do

you mean are you

[Music] kidding I need his

gloves do you know what Thor did to the last guy who stole his

hammer I so then you know this is nuts Loki isn't even one of the good

guys yeah may be right about that but right now there's a guy tied up to a

rock with a poisonous snake over his head now I would love to call in Amnesty International but I think it's a bit out

of their jurisdiction so I'm going to do something about myself Alex k*ll

you listen I've been reading and we've got a problem you can't do this it's the only way to save Loki that's the

problem Thor's up Alex listen to me not now Alex not

now you can't free Loki I think I can no you can't you shouldn't I can't have this conversation

right now jees saw Thunder God on my heels he's not the problem maybe not for you

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Alex okay now talk okay in all the Norse legends that I've read after the Gods

bound Loki Loki stays bound well it's just wrong you saw what he did he k*lled Baler that's why he's there look I know

the guy is not Nobel Peace Prize material I get it so why are you doing this because I can't just write this guy

off look I know he did something terrible but doesn't mean I can't care

about him I'm not saying that but that doesn't mean you should set him loose the only mentions of Loki getting free

is in the descriptions of Ragnarok if you free him the world will be destroyed wait a minute you found a

story where Valley frees his father and causes the end of the world Valley doesn't free his father that doesn't

happen in any of the stories then you don't know what would happen if he did you can't risk

that you found it took Thor's hammer you could have been k*lled he did it for

[Music] you Alex don't do this Loki doesn't get

free until the gods have their final battle they all k*ll each other and they destroy the world if you break those chains that'll happen now that's your

theory at

last that's how it is that's how that world Works things happen the way they've always happened not this

time Cleo did you feel that Alex Stop

stay your father free do it fin

stop Alex we're having an earthquake out

here you have to leave him or it's the end of the world not just in

there hurry Alex now [Music]

gorgus you where is my father how do you know

that's not your father dad dad dad is that

you son it's me it's me

Alex Alex help me go on help

him no I don't know what you're up

to but I will not I will not be a part of

it I'm sorry [Music]

where's my

hammer Alex that there's my hammer Thor

stop I already paid with one son's life don't take the other he's not your son

he's not Valley

what are you my father my father is in trouble too you tried to help let him

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go give me my gloves

what did you mean what do you know about my father did you really think that if you

helped Loki some other fool would help your own father you asked me to do

this a

a I have to do something you can't free him I know I can't let him go but I have

to help him somehow where's Sean's

bow but I have to help

him it's the least I can do

are you okay he saved [Music]

me he loved his son I hope somebody picked up that ball

did you feel it the earthquake yeah I felt it is everybody okay we're okay

Mom what about you I I heard things breaking you need to ises yeah

well I saved this

B so I hope you learned your lesson what lesson not to feel sorry for someone no

I like that you cared about and you wanted to help him that's one of the great things about you but just because

you feel sorry for a guy in prison doesn't mean you should set him free you think it really would have

happened the end of the world well I think we were too Hammer blows away from finding out we're messing with some

major stuff here wait you want to stop doing this no I want us to be more careful and you have to stop and listen

to me sometimes you're out here with the books it's different when you're in there believe me

Alex you can't just get carried away if you screw this up there's no makeup exam you can't help but get carried away

Cleo the stories they don't feel like stories it's

real the people are

real how real is real is Loki still in there chained in that cave or does it

all disappear when we turn it off what would have happened if we'd set him free Ragnarok the end of the

world my name is bouquet the Misadventures of a wannabe

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