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02x02 - Las Pelotas!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x02 - Las Pelotas!

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, you know what?

WhatChicken butt

I don't get it.

What?Hey! Ball!

I gotta get that ball! Quick, give me a

boost.

Ready?Steady.

Whee!

Ew, stinky.

Ball!

Oh!

Ow!

Uh..

Ball.

Ball. Ah

Wow!

Three ba*ls!

Hey, look! ba*ls! Yeah,

I know!

You should be more careful with those.

Help me! Get 'em in my mouth!

It's working.

This is great.

Hold this.

Let's try something less painful.

Sorry. Don't worry about it. I always

wanted a tattoo. Really.

I heard that hurts. A lot.

I'm a man! Hey,

I heard this hurts a lot.

You're a man, ain't ya?Here! Bite on

this! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Stop it! Stop it! Stop

it!

OK, now all you have to do is wait till I

get to the middle, then just let yourself

go. Get it?Got it.

Great.

OK, ready.

Steady.

Oh, wait, I forgot something.

How stupid. I would have been really mad

if we had forgotten the most important

part. Las pollutas. That's

Spanish for ba*ls. Here, take

them.

What now?Yeah,

here!

Are you okay?Whoa! This thing almost

turned me into a meatball! Thanks for

turning it off. I didn't

turn it off.

You know what?ba*ls stink. I

agree. I am through.

Finished. I hope I never see another ball

as long as I live.

Ball.