02x03 - Post Office

[bunniefuu]

Man, we've been waiting in this line

forever. How long is this going to take?

We don't have all day, you know. Well,

actually, we do have all day. But I hate

standing in lines. Lines, lines, lines. I

hate waiting in lines.

Next. Whoa!

Yippee! That's us! Yes! We're

next! We're so next! I'm not next, 'cause

we're next!

Mailman!

Hey! Why do so many people come

here?To buy stamps!

Stabs. Just stand at the end of that

line.

Come on.

Hey, hey, heyWe're at the end of the

line. You get in front of us.

Hey, stop it.

Get off me, you big lug! Jeez, I can

handle the rain, snow, sleet, dead of

night, and these stupid knee socks. Fine,

but nobody said anything about a big,

drooling dog!

I don't drool.

Are you 18?What?

You better sign up just in case.

Okay.

Huh Hey,

what's my name?Weenie Pants.

That's not my name. Bugger

No! Stinky?No, no,

no I don't know.

HmmHey! You're in the army now,

Private... I don't

know! We interrupt this program to

bring you this late-breaking story. w*r.

Let's go to the battlefront, live.

Now back to our program. Be

all you can be, son. But

please, be it somewhere

else.

I hate standing in line. I want to sit

down. Where can I sit?

Ah I

want to sit too.

Mailman.

You'll pay for this! Mark my words!

You will pay! Neat!

Help! Help Help Help

Help

Help Help Help Help Thanks, pal!

There! Finally! After all

the long hours, the disrespect, that

awful pasty taste you get on your tongue,

that's time to end it, once and for

all! Prepare to die!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is this really the best way to cope with

thecomplex emotions you're experiencing,

you've clearly reshaped your external

reality to justify your internal

desire for conflict resolution.

Don't turn to outward violence. Turn to

inner strength. You're right.

It's all so clear now. Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much. Why, today is the

first day of the rest of my life.

Oops.

Next. Yippee. That's us.

Make no fuss. Come on.

Good afternoon, postal customers, and

welcome to the wonderful world of

postage. How may I help

you?We want some stamps.

Well, we have.

First class, third class, no class. Same

day, next day, yesterday. Air bail,

express mail, no mail. Young Elvis, old

Elvis and my personal favorite

toothbrushes through time.

Yes, to satisfy that philatelic urge in

you, it's true. Stamp collecting is a

fascinating hobby enjoyed by more than



So what's your pleasure?Food

stamps. Yeah, food

stamps. No, I just happened

to have two remaining sheets of the

commemorative Olympic wiener stamps.

Oh, well, take them.

We need French fries. Where do we get

those?France. Hey,

how do we get to France?Air mail.

Your ketchup, monsieurs.

Thanks.

Listen, stupid.