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02x04 - Day Dream

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x04 - Day Dream

Post by bunniefuu »

Ice cream. Beautiful.

Delicious. Ice

creamy ice cream.

Yeah.

Stop. There's something fishy going

on here. All this

ice cream. It's like a dream

come true. Hey.

Maybe it is a dream. Maybe we're still

asleep. Pinch me.

Ow. Ow. Ohh

Stop pinching me. Stop pinching me.

Did you ever pinch me when I was awake?

Nope. Then we must be

dreaming. Follow me. I had

this dream once. I was flying and I fell

and I fell. And when I hit the ground, I

woke up.

It's so simple. All we got to do is

jump. I don't know.

Come on. It's not going to hurt. You'll

wake up before you hit the ground. I

don't know. OK, OKIf you're

going to be a baby, use this parachute.

OK.

Ready. Steady.

Wait. What?Don't

you want one?Me. No

way. I'm going to fall as fast as I

can, so I'll wake up as fast as I can.

ohh Are we awake?Something must have gone

wrong. Wait here.

Still not right.

This falling dream

isn't working.

Let me down. Let me down. We got to try

something else. Follow me.

Let's get that cat to sing. That always

wakes me up.

Hey, hey, heyWhy'd you wake me up?

So we can wake up. Well,

if you didn't wake me up, I might have

had a nightmare and it would have woke me

up. Then I could have woke you up and

we'd both be awake. But

since you did wake me up, I can't wake up

from this nightmare, so I can't wake you

up. So we're both still asleep.

What?Oh, forget it.

Come on, we need a quiet place to think.

You done thinking yet?

Frankly, I'm stumped. We've tried

everything and nothing works. There's got

to be something big enough to wake us up.

Earthquakes are big.

I got it. Earthquakes are big. We can

never sleep through anything as big as an

earthquake. Good idea.

Thanks! Come on! California,

here we come!

We made it. We made it.

Yeah, we made it.

Finally, we're awake. I was exhausted

from all that sleep. Yeah,

me too.