02x05 - Love

[bunniefuu]

How many times do I have to go through

this?You knock over the trash can and

I eat the food. It's teamwork.

You understand?Hey,

are you listening to me?

Hey, you don't stare at that sort of

thing. Looks

like fun. It's not. You get all

drooly, smelly and sweaty, and your hair

gets messed up. Sounds like us.

Say, you're right.

Maybe we're missing out on something

here. Now, I've heard it's just supposed

to hit you. Hit you.

Yeah. Love strikes without warning. When

you least expect it...

Ohh Whoa! Are you all right?Hey, buddy,

speak to me! What's wrong?You

said not attack?Come on, pal! It's

hit. What's hit?

Love, baby. That's funny.

I thought love smelled better. Not the

boot. Her. Who?Oh,

baby. What?The

rat?Hey! She ain't no

rat, man. All right, all right

Easy. Let's go in and get her, OK?

Hey! A couple of dogs! You

boys want to be a pet?Now we

want to get a pet. Well, isn't

that cute?Come

on, I'll show you around.

Ha! Thought I was going to say it was

wrong, didn't you?

Now here are some pets that are real easy

to keep. Fish!

You think she's in here?Only one way to

find out.

No. NoNo

NoUh-uh. No.

It's wrong, wrong, wrong!

Now pick up those fish and put 'em back!

Fish are too wet. You need something soft

and warm. Something he can

hold. Well, then here's a

pet that's perfect. What is it?

Spiders! Wow,

neat!

Ah Come on, everyone, laugh.

It's funny! All right,

guys, break it up. Bad idea. Come on,

let's go. Say, you

like feathers?In what way?

In a talkative way! Hello! Hello I'mMonkey

the parrot! He talks!

That's right. Monkey knows over 20 words

and phrases. Come on, baby, go, Ah Ah Let

me hear you say, Ah I mean, AhThat's

amazing. I've gotta see how it works.

My eye! My eye! Tell him to give it back!

Come on, monkey, cough it up!

Well, gents, how about

cats?

Cats!Cats, cats,

cats, cats, they're crazy Cats, they're

naughty, can't fight for diversity In a

single personality Yeah, cats, can't beat

'em, please don't you eat 'em But I can't

ring a fur-push for nails Thank you so

much, all right So if you are a most

extraordinary Interplanetary,

schizophrenic, cybergenic For the lazy

nerves of cats, can't beat 'em Oh, please

don't eat 'em Oh, cats, cats

Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats! Cats, cats,

cats, cats! Cats, cats! Cats,

cats! You just can't beat those cats!

Sorry. Them cats get a little Broadway

every once in a while. You know what I

mean?My love! My

love! What will I do?

I have a hole in my heart that screams

her name. Uh..

HuhLove?Is

that what you're looking for?You can't

look for love. It just hits ya!

It has, it has! Why do you think we're in

here, you fool?

Lover!

Oh, Crepia, how I've longed for

this moment. Yes, Jonathan,

I too have long-awaited this moment, but

I'm afraid we can't go on like this.

This just can't work between us. The

time we had was so caring,

so magic, and yet so sad.

You, a dog of the world, and me,

a pet store hamster.

It's time I went out and found myself

in the endless mind of the universe.

And what about me, Crepia?What

shall I do?

Oh, just remember, my love. We were just

a couple of crazy kids on that

highway to nowhere. And yet

now we must take that

fork in the stream of life in

two separate directions, our

own separate ways.

Well, thanks for the help, man.

Don't worry, there's plenty of hamsters

in the sea. I just hope they can swim.