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02x07 - Spit Soup

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x07 - Spit Soup

Post by bunniefuu »

Hey, give me a boast!

Now?Yeah! Hurry up! I need a bowl! My

gum! Ohh Forget it!I'm coming

back! Hey, where are

you?

How is it?

Ohh A little dry.

Now how is it?Hey, that's better.

Do it again.

More?Yeah, keep going.

Hey, what's the matter?I'm

dry. You can't be dry. You got so

much spinach coming out of your head.

Hey.

You're right. And when you're right,

you're right. And you're right. Right

Right

Sport! Do that

again! How?

I think I know.

Here, grab this line and hold on

tight. Johnny goes up.

OK, what do you

got?

Ah, heavenly

ham, prospicuous

porterhouse, and anchors of

delectable Deutschmackers.

Soup.

Ah, two hungry little doggies you are

looking like. A dog I have

once. His name was Stolly.

Hard times wouldn't have in those

days. Barely enough money for food to

have. It was him

or me. Oh,

Stoli, go back to

Bobby.

To you guys, I make it up. I get you

food to eat.

You are seeing what you like?

Yeah. Well, then

eat. It is grade A. Hey,

you got a bucket?Quick, quick. A

bucket. A bucket you cannot

eat. How about some

meat?No, noA bucket first.

A bucket. A bucket. A bucket. A bucket. A

bucket. A bucket. A

bucket. A bucket. OK, a deal we make.

A bucket full of meat.

You eat the meat, the bucket for you to

have. It's a deal.

OK, here you go.

What's the matter, you?Why you?Now eat

meat. It'll spoil my dinner.

I'm having soup.

Lenny's ghost, what you are doing?

My ancestors come over and

vote. Not for this. Out of my

store.

OK, fill her up.

You need a dentist.

Idea. No, ma'am. It's

you that needs a dentist. I'll hold him

down and you make him spit in this

bucket. OK, well, that

seems simple enough. Are you ready,

Johnny?No. Well, don't

worry. Everything will be all

right. Spit, spit,

spit, spit. The bucket. The bucket. Spit

in the bucket. Hey, make sure he

spits in the bucket and goes in the

bucket. And the... Do you mind?

Whoa, look at those little devils.

You got a real problem, son. Who,

me?I think you should be the one in that

chair.

Open wide.

Ah This won't hurt one

bit.

You don't look so good. How

about some soup?