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02x12 - Bathroom Humor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "2 Stupid Dogs". Aired: September 5, 1993 – February 13, 1995.*
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Show is about two unnamed dogs—neither of whom, as the title states, is very intelligent—and their everyday misadventures.

02x12 - Bathroom Humor

Post by bunniefuu »

Is it trash day?

We can't do this sort of thing here. We

live here. This is our home. What do you

think we are?Fish?Then where?

HmmReady. Steady.

Go.

Where are the trees?

Do you smell

that?Do you smell that?Do

you know what that effervescent aroma is?

Nature.

Smells like rotting fruits and berries to

me. You've got it, big guy.

Wow. Hey, tell me what you

see. Looks like

spaghetti. No, silly. You

gotta open your eyes.

Follow the Olympic road. Follow the

Olympic road.

Where are the

trees?Well,

better start talking or I'll. Hey,

it's not my fault. You got to go at 3:00

in the morning. What am I, your mother's

keeper?Do you think I enjoy babysitting

the weaker breed?

What are you going to do with that?I'm

going to groom you. Who?

Me. No, your mother's

keeper. I'm going to groom you

until you're smooth and pink.

Put it down or I'll

whip you down like a grease monkey with

one of these guys.

OK, let's go downtown, you

and me.

What have I done?You've got

me.

I wish it would snow.

Oh, he's looking pretty bad. I gotta do

something pronto.

Wha?Like a human.

Does your t*rture know any bounds?

Come on, it'll be fun.

Fine, I'll do it.

Adorable!

Okay, sh**t!

I'm feeling out of touch with the natural

way of doing things. That's 'cause

you got bad posture.

Lose the briefs.

How's it coming, big guy?I'm still

feeling kind of tense.

What you need is a warm glass of milk.

Isn't that cute?But it's wrong!

Like this!