02x10 - Why Are All This Villains Crying

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Previously
on House of Villains...

Teresa, since the house decided
you were the least villainous...

...you are now banished.

I am traumatized.

How could you do this
to Mother Teresa?

Since the day
that Bobby Lytes joined us,

I have been living
a lie of omission.

He gave me this.

It basically says,
if I'm ever in the hit list,

any votes cast against me
will be moot.

I don't know who's
drinking the Kool-Aid,

but it sure as [bleep] ain't me.

Only one of us lied.
By omission.

On my daughter's life.

No one in that house knows this.

If it's exactly like
last season, and I win the game,

and I'm allowed to choose
one person, I'm choosing you.

- On your daughter?
- Yes.

Okay, cool.
Likewise.

Pectacular.

You get to choose
the two villains

in danger of being banished.

Miss New York. Kandy.

If it is the last thing
I need to do before I go home,

I'm going to make sure
you're not going to win.

It's not a threat,
it's a [bleep] promise.

Villains,
when we return to this room,

one of these two folks
will be banished

and miss out on their chance
to win $200,000.

All right, guys, you can leave.

Oh, and one more thing.

You will be returning
to this room in one hour.

- All of us?
- That's right.

You've got about an hour
to rally some votes, you guys,

and undo what
just happened here.

- I'm not begging.
- Me neither.

All right,
I'm finished talking with you.

You can leave.

Jessie is such
a [bleep]ing as*h*le.

I can't stand him.

Every situation

can either make you a good guy
or make you a villain.

Unfortunately, right now,
it's better to be a villain.

b*tch, I ain't
begging for votes.

I'm gonna go pack my bags.

I'm about to pack
my sh--, too.

Thank you.

I need a vodka soda
and I need my phone now.

Well, now you can
definitely take me

and know that you beat me.

What you smiling for?
What you smiling for?

'Cause I'll come down there
and wipe that smile

off your mother[bleep] face.

You know I will.
You know I will.

Don't even play with me.

Do not even play with me.

I hate you.

I need a wine because
I have to have a drink

as I pack or else my back
is gonna go out.

I know.

- You cool with that?
- Yeah, of course.

Okay, so we're done.

b*tch, I'm way too good to
be sitting in a [bleep] chair.

Let a [bleep] meathead
like that push a button.

Girl,
get the [bleep] out of here.

Girl.

I feel like being
more social this season

is definitely helping my game.

I've worked my angles.

I've been out and about.

So I'm gonna play it cool
and see what happens.

- This is annoying though.
- Sorry, baby.

You're going back to
your kids empty-handed.

Jessie's a [bleep] b*tch.

Who does that? Be a man.

Don't look me
in the eyes and say,

oh, you have my word
and don't do it.

I don't want to go home now,
so close to the finale.

It's like literally right there.

Gosh.

You okay?

I don't think anyone
wants to be here more than I do.

And it's just like...

Like, I need this
just as bad as you do.

And it's like,
now I don't even have

a [bleep] chance to
fight for it because...

Well, what are you feeling?

Sometimes you got to
just go through your emotion.

I'm not gonna lie.
I'm pretty emotional too.

I do feel like
Kandy deserves to be here.

And I feel like
my biggest competition

right now is New York.

You only need two votes to stay,
so you never know.

I think Kandy wants to win
because she worked hard.

- Absolutely.
- I want to win because

I need the money.

I would love to f*cking help
my mother, who works

at a [bleep] part-time job
at Walmart,

while I'm sitting here
busting my [bleep]ing a*s.

Kandy is really making
a good case for herself.

But at the same time,
attention Walmart shoppers,

New York
does not give a [bleep].

I came here because
I need to [bleep] win,

and I want it so [bleep] bad

and it's now being
ripped out of my hands.

Oh, my gosh.

Hearing all
these personal stories

is really like starting
to make me think that

it's not just about the game,

it's about people's
personal lives.

And that's when things
get really tricky.

Okay, villains.

It's time to head
through the bookcase.

- Oh, boy.
- Who the hell is that?

Welcome back everybody.

Okay, villains.

Welcome back to The Stronghold.

Our super villain of
the week is Mr. Pectacular.

Please, take your seat.

Kandy and New York,
you are up for banishment,

so please,
step in front of your chairs.

The rest of the villains
are about to vote on

which of you will be
banished from the house.

And after that, we will
be down to five villains.

All right you guys, it's time
to make your final pleas.

New York, do you have
anything you want to say?

Jessie, I hope you never
get over your testicular funk.

Uh, okay.

He has chicken pox
on his testicles.

- He has chicken pox?
- Now he does.

All right Kandy, do you have
anything you want to say?

Yes, I'm a huge
competitor and yes,

I'm big competition
but I think everyone

knows how much I really
want to be here.

This win is not just me,
this win is bigger than me.

When I walked into this house,

I felt so alone and I felt

so out of my comfort zone.

And one of the reasons
why I was so afraid to come here

was because I knew
I would be away from my tribe.

And now being here, you know,

I feel I've been playing
the game so well.

So, I mean,
I don't know what else to say.

I just know that
I want to be here and...

When I walked into House of
Villains, I was very scared

because the world isn't built
for people like me to win.

Oh, hello!

I am a loud, brown drag queen

from the South Bronx
in New York City,

the most q*eer place
in the world, you know?

Why are you gonna rip
the opportunity away from me

because you feel that
I'm a bigger threat?

I should be winning
this entire thing.

Okay.

Time to vote, guys.

Wes, you're up first.

Now, while you guys are voting,

I'm going to ask
Kandy and New York

to please take a seat.

I love you, Miss Kandy Muse,
but I gotta do this.

You ever been in a seat
that flies backwards

while you're
strapped in like this?

Um, no, so I'm a little scared.

I'm really sorry,
but I have to make this choice.

Well, it's only about
a 30-second ride, so...

I've had those before.

I haven't. I'll throw
that fish back to the pond.

They better hit this for
at least a minute and a half.

Okay.

Okay, guys.
The votes are in.

I shall now pick up
the House of Villains tablet.

The fifth villain to be banished
from the House of Villains is...

!

By unanimous vote,
it is Kandy Muse.

Kandy, do you have
any last words?

I want to speak to America
and the world

and not anyone in this house.

Thank you for allowing me to be
the most baddest b*tch,

the most villainous villain

to ever walk into
this [bleep] house.

And remember,
I play a villain on TV,

not in real life.

It's gonna be real
boring in this house without me.

All right, Jessie,
do your thing.

That's an exit.

All right, everyone.

We have reached the endgame.

I will see you tomorrow

for your final
Battle Royale Challenge.

Oh, my goodness.

You are looking at the winner of

House of Villains Season 2.

This season, it's my crown.

All right, guys.
You get out of here. Good job.

Putting Kandy out
and having her get sent home

was the worst,

but Mr. Pectacular

needs to be the winner of
House of Villains Season 2.

Boom, baby.

I can't [bleep] believe
I'm still here.

I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.

I just,
I'm overwhelmed right now.

It was hunanimous, so that means
everybody voted for me.

Okay, a couple things here.

First off, it's unanimous.

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, hey.
New York, come on.

I want to say something
to you guys.

Buck the [bleep] up.

We are all here for a reason,
and we're not gonna cry no more.

- Okay.
- We did what we had to.

We hunanimously voted to save
your a*s because you deserve it,

and we all
deserve this W.

So I don't want to
see anybody's [bleep] chins

on the ground no more.

This house is built on
the foundation of villainry.

Now [bleep] act like it.

Wes is 100% correct.

- Yeah, that was--
- That was a lot.

- We do need that.
- It was toxic,

but that sh-- was villainous.

It's time to quit crying and

to get back to being villains.

God, I'm too good.

Hi, kids.

Good job, man.

Damn, Kandy. Things got really

tough last night
in the house with you.

You're a sorry excuse
for a [bleep] man,

standing there looking like
a [bleep] prolapsed as*h*le

waiting to
get pushed back inside.

Good morning, villains.

Please meet in the backyard for

your final Battle Royale
Challenge.

- What?
- Get ready.

It's about to get messy.

This is the final challenge. Oh.

I hope we don't got to eat nuts.

I ain't eating nothing nasty.

Damn, that's what it is.

It just sucks because
I just ate [bleep] lunch.

Well, throw it up.

I am going for the W today.

I want the control in my hands.

That would make me
feel a lot better.

Okay, villains.

It's time to
get down to business.

What the hell is
going on out here, bucko?

Come on out, guys.

Why?

He's melting.

Oh, [bleep].

What the [bleep] is this?

It's a butter statue.

Ew.

He's melting.

Do you guys recognize this guy?

- Nope.
- Pretty ugly.

- No.
- Okay.

Okay.

For those of you who can't tell,

this is
a butter statue of my body

with some minor
modifications, of course.

Joel has nothing
to be ashamed of.

But I hope this challenge is
not eating this man

from head to toe because
I cannot swallow that deeply.

And I love to--
Let me shut up.

Hi, villains. Congratulations.

You have made it to your final
Battle Royale Challenge.

Yay!

- Yeah!
- I can't believe it.

As you know, this is
your most important challenge.

The winner of this challenge
will become Supervillain,

and will guarantee themselves
a seat in the final.

That's a one-in-three chance

that you will go home
with $200,000.

I'll take it. I'll take it.

This challenge is
called Touch of Evil.

Here is the challenge.

Whoever can remain in contact
with this statue longest wins.

As the competition goes on,

there will be
a series of escalations.

I'll be calling out
body parts and positions

just like a porn director.

- Nice!
- Are you ready to clog

every single pore on your hands?

- Yes.
- Curled my hair

for a bunch of grease.

We're gonna start with
one hand on the butter statue.

I'm pretty confident
that I can beat

these villains in
a last-man-standing competition.

Like, they have
the focus of a gnat

and the endurance of
a 20-year smoker.

Get ready to touch.

How the hell did they do this?

It is a real thing
that took weeks.

This is [bleep] gross.

And...

touch me!

Why did I pick right here?

Are you touching my junk?

Almost.

This is exciting.
How does it feel?

- Very firm.
- Yeah.

Joel's a*s is hella bulbous
and round and firm.

Like, did he get a BBL?

So I know
I'm gonna grab his butt

because it's gonna be
the easiest thing

for me to keep my hand on.

Can I kneel, Joel, or no?

Can I sit down?

- Behind my butt?
- Yeah.

I'll eat you good.

Oh. You-- Wow.

You are not allowed to kneel.

! Okay.

It's hot out here.
I have so much butter

in between my fingertips.

Joel's a*s is beginning
to disintegrate.

This is the ultimate
challenge, guys.

This is the last time
someone can be villain.

- What the hell was that?
- A big piece of butter

- just fell from his hand.
- Oh, my God.

- His fingers fell off.
- Oh, his finger?

Ugh.

This was not made for me.

Look at me.

A figure of my stature
does not do well

by holding up all of
my body weight

for long durations of time.

And if that's what
this is gonna be,

it's gonna be a tough one.

Damn. My arm is burning.

Yeah. My shoulder's
already hurting.

This is about to last,
like, four to seven hours.

- Are you serious, Wes?
- Yeah.

- That bee is right by you.
- Damn it.

These bees
are flying all around me.

It's okay.
I'm one with the bee.

They're very intimidating,

and I feel like
they want to sting me,

so I just get really nervous
whenever I see a bee.

- That bee is right by you.
- Damn it.

It's okay.

I'm one with the bee.

[bleep],
son of a b*tch!

That bee was landing
on her hand.

New York, you are eliminated.

As the HBIC, of course,

I have a respect for the bees
and the bee community

because they do allow a woman
to lead the nation,

but I'm so pissed with myself.

I wanted to
really hang in there.

I gotta go inside
and wash my hair.

We're 30 minutes in, you guys.

Oh, this is a fun challenge.

Oh, my God.

Can you imagine
if Victoria was here?

We'd be out so fast.

Can you imagine
if Victoria was here?

If Victoria was here?

All right, villains,

are you ready for
the first escalation?

- No.
- No? It's gonna be worse?

Bring the distraction!

b*tches, we're back!

Hey!

Thought you got rid of me, huh?
I'm back.

I called it.

Look who's back.

I'm just glad I can vote
somebody out now.

Yeah. Now pay back some of
that [bleep].

Hey, b*tches!

This is the last thing we need.

A bunch of villains
that we banished

and kicked out the house,
running back in,

screaming like
a bunch of loud hyenas.

- Oh, my goodness!
- Hey!

- Can I have a hug?
- Yes.

Psyche!

To be back into the house
of the villains feels amazing.

It's like seeing your relatives
after a long time.

You know, like,
it's good to be together,

but better to be apart.

Larsa, this is Larissa.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Yeah, let's get some food.

Yo, bro.
What's up, my man?

I can't believe you.
This is how you dress now?

You had an impact on me.

Did you guys miss each other?

- No.
- A little bit?

I've been so happy not here.

I despise these people.

I don't want
to see any of these clowns.

They're not even villains.

They're circus clowns.

Ew, four people
I've never wanted to see again.

Yo, it's so funny. Vicky,
you can tell she's so hurt.

you,
you idiot.

Oh! We're back with
a vengeance!

That's right. All the eliminated
villains are moving back in.

Oh, and also, you know,
voting on a winner.

Oh, my God, y'all.
They get to choose one of

these people to win the show.

Oh, look.

You guys brought everybody back,

just like season one.

Shocking.

The winner of this challenge

will be declared
Supervillain of the Week

and will automatically
become one of the finalists.

The Supervillain will also
get the power to nominate

three villains to
the final hit list.

The one and only villain
not nominated

gets a seat next to
the Supervillain in the finals.

The three villains placed
on the hit list

will battle it out tomorrow in
our final redemption challenge.

The winner of
that challenge

will get the last seat
in the finals.

The three villains left
will then complete

their final villainous act,

which is convincing
a bunch of people

you fought with,
backstabbed, banished,

and launched through a wall
to give you $200,000.

Where is New York?

Go, go.

The next escalation is

one of your legs needs
to lift up hip high.

- Oh!
- Oh, [bleep]!

- She's leaning.
- Put the leg up.

Do not lean it against
the platform at all.

I'm not leaning
on anything, by the way.

- She's cheating.
- I've got a tight core

and vag*na, unlike you.

- Ooh.
- Sorry, what?

I can't hear you because
you're so beneath me.

- Loser.
- She's a weirdo.

Safaree's triceps are trembling.

You know it.

Jessie, how you doing?

It's a deep burn.

It's real deep.

This is a yoga pose...

and everything is burning.

Oh, [bleep].

My arms, my legs,

my torso,
my hips are on fire.

- Wes, how's it feeling?
- I'm good.

You just gotta keep repeating.

$200,000, $200,000,
more air time.

How much longer?

- 90 minutes in.
- Oh...

- 90 minutes in, guys.
- Oh my gosh, this is torturous.

You guys sure you're not hungry?

Come on over here.

$200,000, $200,000.

Let me entice you.

More air time, more air time.

Oh!

Oh my God, I can't--

- Wes, drop that leg.
- Larsa's going out!

Oh, I can't take it.

I was so close.

I was right there. I just,

my butt cheek started to hurt.

Larsa is out.

I feel like Larsa
hasn't been training glutes.

It's an easy one to skip.

- Safaree, stay strong, Safaree.
- Legs up!

Safaree!

Safaree, no! Safaree!

Safaree is out.

Oh my gosh!

New York!

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Stay strong, stay strong.

It's Wes versus Jessie.

It is over.
Step down, you good.

Are they making a deal?

- No.
- You are good, I swear.

He's gonna
take him to the final.

I need him
to drop because I want

that argument where
I've won the final thing.

Let me have a Super Villain
one time, please.

A lot safer position
and a lot better arguments

on that stage
at the end of this game.

Look at me,
I'm not even shaking.

Don't believe it,
Jess, stay strong.

No, Jessie, just focus.

To mine, to mine.

I'm gonna
bring you, I swear to God.

I believe you,
but I want to win.

- I need it.
- Please, dude. Bro.

I'm getting incredibly
frustrated with Jessie at this

point, because there's like
this weird feeling in the back

of my head that he wants
this so he can screw me, like...

Promise you're good,
just drop.

The next position,
you have to put your right foot

on the statue between
the ankle and the knee,

then release your hand.

- Three, two, one...
- I wanna win just as bad.

You gotta be
flat-footed against it.

- So it's just foot?
- Yep.

Looks like Jessie's,
like, struggling more.

Jessie, a little shake in there.

It burn, don't it, Jessie?

I have the chance to beat Wes.

I don't trust him as
far as I can throw him,

and I've literally
brought him this entire way.

I will endure as much as I can
while shaking and trembling,

because this is it,
and he knows it.

Put your back into it, Jessie.

Step down, you good.

You are good, I swear.

It looks like Jessie's,
like, struggling more.

It burn, don't it, Jessie?

And Wes has released.

Jessie has won!

Jessie has won the last
most important challenge.

I beat Wes from The Challenge.

This is what I've been
wanting since day one,

to beat him at his own game.

There was no square footage over
here, and they made me move.

The competitor in
me is mad at myself,

but I then am
reassured by two crucial things.

One, I'm safe.

- We're good. Yes?
- Yeah.

- It's over. Okay?
- Thanks.

And he is now the one
that's gonna have to go

make these enemies.

It couldn't be
a whole lot more perfect.

I feel it like my,
whatever this socket hip

is, it's, like, spasming.

Congrats, Jessie!

You have won
the final challenge.

What's up!

You are the Supervillain

and one of our three finalists.

You now have only
a few hours to make

one of the most important
decisions of the season.

Later today, I will
see you in the stronghold,

where you will choose one
person to join you in

the final three and put the rest
in danger of banishment.

In the meantime,
does anyone want any butter?

Yeah, I want
the one in the front.

All right, guys,
enjoy your cookout.

- Jessie, amazing.
- Thank you.

- Congrats.
- Thank you.

- Yo, bro, wow.
- Come here real quick.

Listen, I need you...

- So I'm like, ugh...
- No, he's an as*h*le.

Honestly, too, I think you need
to do whatever you feel like.

You know what I'm saying?

Jessie's his own man.
I really have absolutely

no idea what he's gonna do.

So I was thinking,
I should just

- chill the [bleep] out.
- Yeah.

I seen Jessie over
there shaking Wes' hand,

Wes peer-pressuring him.

You got me, brother?

Am I going, brother?
Is it us, brother?

- I know.
- Oh, shut the hell up.

Stop begging.
Put in some damn work

if you want to be in the finals.

Stop, I'm, like, so...

You made me so sad
that you lied to me.

I'm so sorry.

No, seriously,
that was so---ed up.

So sorry.

Listen,
I'm not excited to see any

of them,
but the game is not over.

Jessie is
taking me to the finale,

so I need to pretend
to feel bad about doing

these villains dirty
so I can secure my votes.

What happened?

He gonna propose.

I didn't have the ba*ls

to tell you that I was about
to vote for you.

- That was really [bleep] up.
- It-- It-- It was.

I'm gonna have to deal with
that for the rest of my life now

because of you guys, like,
not supporting me that one time.

- I know.
- And I would have

helped you guys.
That was so----ed up.

I want to remind you,
though, I saved your a*s twice.

- Yeah.
- And I did do you wrong

in the sense
that I didn't tell you.

- That was just sh--.
- I know.

I'm taking
accountability for that,

- and I'm very much so sorry.
- Thank you.

I hate liars.

I hate being bamboozled.

I feel, like,
very disappointed in Wes,

particularly, and I think
everyone owes me an apology.

- Wes, what are you doing?
- I'm apologizing to Vicky.

And I know it's just so
that he has my vote, but because

I'm a very benevolent queen,
I do bestow forgiveness.

- All right, apology accepted.
- Thank you.

Damn, so hold on.

That means
the redemption challenge

is gonna be, what,
me, New York, and Larsa?

Yes, if he picks Wes.

I hope he sticks with
his word because to be

completely honest
with you guys--

You would have kept your word.

I would have kept my word.

I also promised him that

I would take him,
and I would have.

Wes is not a competitor
like I thought he was.

I think he's more of a weasel.

In the butter challenge,

he was literally
begging Jessie to let him win.

Let me have a Super Villain
one time, please.

And he's willing to
take any shortcut to win

and not necessarily
work harder to win.

Dude, I gotta tell
you something real quick.

- What?
- Just so you know,

Wes literally sat here
and worked

everyone sitting there,
just so you know.

I'm not saying you
have to take me,

but just be very
cautious because he literally

sat here
from the time you won...

- Yeah.
- ...kissing everyone's a*s,

- apologizing to Victoria...
- Yeah.

...begging her, begging her.

This is his Hail Mary.

He beat all these b*tches here,

and all of a sudden,
he's best friends with them?

He would have took me
if you didn't win.

- I know. I know.
- So, like, I don't know

if you should take him.
I'm just saying that, like,

these girls are
not gonna vote for me.

What a [bleep] dickhole.

I'm extremely
tired of Wes trying to

manipulate everybody
else to keep him here.

You're not running this game.

You didn't win
the Battle Royale competition.

I did.

All right,
so, what do we do?

Get a room?

Ah! You guys got rid of me,

you [bleep] b*tches.

What the [bleep]? They had
Richard's stuff in here.

No, you need to take it out.

Bye, Victoria.

- Wait, where?
- Here, put it in this room.

- Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay.

- I love this room.
- I know, it's so cute.

Me and Larsa are going in there.

No worries.

Is that fine?
The room to the right.

- Not with New York.
- Yeah.

Ten beds, eleven people. Okay.

- I can't room with New York.
- Well, we can't--

- I can't room with New York.
- Oh, wait.

- Where is-- Victoria!
- Yeah?

Are you gonna
room with New York?

- No.
- Oh, where's your room, then?

I think I have a delivery.

Hello, boys, bring it in.

Wait, Victoria--
what the hell, Victoria?

This is good.
Move that bench.

I need my own space,
because they're all

such lying,
manipulative psychos.

I need my own princess fort.

Sh--. So then
where's Rich gonna go?

New York.

What the
is you doing in here?

- Who's staying in my room?
- I don't know, who?

- Is this your belongings?
- Yes, it is, ma'am.

Why the [bleep] is
Rich in my room?

That's why I came
to see if you even knew.

No, I didn't know.
Now I know.

Everybody gotta
have places to stay.

Okay, yay, I love that.

So cute, guys.

Is it okay if
me and him switch?

No, Safaree, I don't
want you in my room either.

So where are
we supposed to sleep?

On the floor,
just like any good dog.

New York, that's not nice.

All those losers
can fight over the bed.

Just leave your stuff,
like, here.

Here?

Don't come in.

- Oh, bro.
- What's up?

I mean--

Safaree, do you feel like
you can beat Larsa and New York

in a competition
and be in the final three?

Of course.

- Do you feel like you can?
- No.

Why not?

Because my
head will be out of it.

There's no way Jessie is
actually doing this right now.

I honestly don't feel
like I should have to play

these types
of questions with you.

I just asked
him the same question.

And I said no.

I honestly don't feel
like I should have to play

these types
of questions with you.

Why do you feel
like you can't beat them?

Because I feel like
it's going to be

some goofy-a*s sh--,
and that's where it's at.

Here, it's like raising
red flags of, like,

why you don't feel like you can
compete, because, like, I've had

- to battle this entire time.
- Why should I have to?

Because we have.

Please don't
do this to me. Please.

I can't let
this happen like this.

Because I don't want
to get played like this.

When I'm looking in the eyes,
that would be getting played.

- No.
- If you don't save me

right now,
you've played me.

Why are you, like, nervous
or on edge about it?

It's New York and Larsa.

Are you going back on the deal

where you swore
on your family?

That's what I'm asking you.

If it's exactly like last
season, and there's five people,

and there's a game,
and I win the game,

and I'm allowed to choose
one person, I'm choosing you.

- On your daughter, Lucy?
- Yes.

Great, cool.
Likewise.

I'm super conflicted about this,
but what I'm saying is,

you're stinking your heels
in the fact that, like,

you don't want to compete
against Larsa and New York.

No, I don't.

But, like, you can't beat him?

Bro, we're gonna go to--

So you can't beat him in that,
in a competition,

but you're gonna beat
him for the whole show?

We all gotta
compete in this house.

But the moment that I have to
go compete, you are dead to me,

because I would not be friends
with someone that would do that.

Good evening, villains.

Not this b*tch.

Oh, how
I've missed you all.

Ha! As if.

Hey, Jessie.

Congrats on becoming
our final Supervillain.

Your final Hit List
nominations begin in one hour.

Oh!

Jesus [bleep].

Technically, Jessie can bring
anyone with him,

but in my opinion,
if he's doing right

by his handshakes,
he's gonna bring me.

You swore on your daughter.

Like, I have to believe
in what Jessie has said

he's gonna do for me.

- Oh, my God.
- ...

- Did somebody fall?
- Are you okay?

Who fell? Who fell?

Are you okay?

Going into this final
Hit List nomination,

I'm honored
to be the Supervillain.

Tonight is the biggest
decision I've made so far.

Thank you for letting me choose
who's gonna compete

for the final spot,
up against myself

and the individual
of my choosing.

It's time to put up or shut up.

Let's rock.

- Hi.
- What's up, Joel?

- Look at you guys. Welcome.
- Hello.

Oh, my gosh. There's so many.

Hi. Hi, Wes.

Oh, hi. Look at you.

Oh, look at you,
Mr. Supervillain.

All right.

Look at you guys.
Wow.

All right. Oh.

Hello, villains.

Welcome to your final
Hit List nominations.

This is it.

Your time at the House
of Villains is almost at an end.

Wow.

But your time being known
as one of those people

who was on that one show
has only just begun.

It's not even funny.

Oh!

All right.

Jessie, you still smell
like butter.

Also, right now,
you will nominate

three villains to the Hit List.

The one villain
not on the Hit List

will be joining you
in the final three.

You really need
to think about this,

no matter how painful
of a process

you find thinking to be.

Because whoever
you don't choose

is potentially
voting against you.

Do I feel like I need
to make a big enough move

or position myself
so me and my family

can actually relish
in the win of this $200,000?

Yes.

Who do you nominate
first and why?

I got power first
before they did.

And I know
for a fact I would have been

on their Hit List
had she gotten to it first.

So, New York.

I'm not surprised.

It's not the first man
to take advantage of me

wearing a Men's Warehouse suit.

- It's tailored, but...
- Hold on, let me check.

Oh!

Jessie knows
that he does not stand a chance

if it's he and me at the end.

Everybody's gonna vote for me.
I'm the HBIC.

Jessie, who do
you nominate next and why?

Larsa, I want to compete
against the best in the game.

So, with that, you'll have to
earn your spot to get further.

Perfect. Okay.

Wow!

Jessie putting me up
is really disappointing.

I've never lied to him.

I basically saved him
in the redemption challenge.

Man!

That was so good!

I didn't put him up
when I had the opportunity to.

Where is your loyalty, Jessie?

Where is your freaking loyalty?

Like, he's literally a traitor.

It's good that
you've gotten this far,

but I feel like
you have to choose wisely

who you're gonna compete with

because there's a lot of people
here that you're not close to.

So, I wish you luck.

Jessie, who is
your third nomination and why?

When I played Big Brother
the two times that I did,

I continued to stick
my neck out for people

that were close to me.

This game, I swore
to myself that I wouldn't.

Kandy got cut
against my better judgment

because I have
to beat everybody here.

I'm here because I've competed.

You've all stood up there
and said, "I want to be here,

"I deserve to be here,
I want to compete."

There's only one person
that has said

they did not want to compete.

Lower your voice,
Pastor,

because don't
nobody believe you.

What?

Oh, [bleep].

What [bleep]?

Looks like I want
to compete now, b*tch.

That's right!

With all due respect,
I'm winning tomorrow.

- Good.
- And listen to me right now.

And then the three people
that I wanted to go

to the finals have made it
because I want to take you.

I wanted to take you.

Moments ago,
you just stood in my face

and you said
you didn't want to compete.

You took away all
of these people's opportunity

to compete in this game
because you are a coward.

You're getting
your opportunity to compete

because once you're done there,
you get to face me again.

I've already beat you once,
and I'm going to do it again.

You are a coward.

I've already beat you once
and I'll beat you again.

I've won it this time.

I brought you here.

I cut him out.

That was the hardest thing
I've had to do in this game.

You think this is a joke?

We all want to be here.

Earn your spot.
We're not taking you.

I got goosebumps.

- So are you nominating... Wes?
- Go ahead and talk.

Let's hear it.
And give us a Wes-plation.

Joel, he's a Taurus like me.

Who the [bleep] is this guy

and where has he been
this entire time?

What has happened
in the past three days?

What the [bleep]?

Just so you guys know,
a few days ago,

we made a final two deal
that I would take him

to the finals
and he would take me.

And as I went to take
my hand away from this man,

he grabbed it and pulled
it back, held it even stronger,

and said,
swear on your baby Lucy.

And so I'm pissed
because my daughter

has been brought into this game

and I, on her name,
would have abided by that.

And I feel like that is such
a line that is so disrespectful.

When I swear on my kids,
I never cross that bound.

Like, I do.

You offered
your daughter's name.

You took it there.

You did.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

On my daughter's life,
this card never had any power.

My baby daughter.

Listen, it's my time.

You were someone
to talk down to.

It's not my fault I'm in Mensa.

I've never taken the Mensa test
or got my IQ test.

It's not my fault
you're an idiot.

I have had this curse
of genius my entire life,

and I pray
that you never have to deal

with my level of IQ because
it gives a lot of anxiety.

You are gonna get last place

because no one
knows who you are.

You were on
an irrelevant show so long ago,

and people like you
turn into my fans.

You say I don't want to compete.

I am the competition.

You are a piece of sh--.

This mouth and this brain
has made you my b*tch.

Whoo!

Beat me!

Beat me!

I'm gonna win this game

because I have worked this game.

I have puppeted you.

so tired of
puppet mastering your b*tch a*s.

Were you puppet mastering me?

Yes.

I am the clear
leader right now,

and you've got one-third shot
of losing to my a*s,

and I promise,
I swear to God on my daughter,

despite all this, I'll still
give you an autograph.

Was that too far?

No.

So, Safaree's going
to the finals, everybody!

I forgot I was here.

Wes, Larsa, and New York,

tomorrow you will compete in
the last Redemption Challenge.

The winner
of that challenge will go up

against Jessie
and Safaree in a vote.

Tomorrow, someone
in this room will win $200,000.

- Oh, man.
- Oh, my God, b*tch,

I could win.

Wes is a little too confident
for my liking right now.

I am going to win tomorrow,

and then I am going
to the finals

because that's
where I belong.

Don't count your eggs
before they hatch.

All right, you kids go.

- Finally.
- Oh, my God.

Wes's entire
demeanor changes

when he gets a little
pressure put on him.

He's embarrassed
because his bullsh--

ended because I say it's over.

Compete against me.

Let's go.

Next on House of Villains...

Good morning, villains.

We really need
to take it up a notch

with an amazing
special guest or something.

- Like who?
- Like me.

Oh, hey, villains.

Hello.

Ah, someone is going
to win Supervillain

of the Ultimate World
tonight, y'all.

You are the ultimate

Supervillain,
and you have won $200,000.