03x05 - Another Country

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so on the banks of the tees the jordy and chopino nation signed a treaty for the sale of the bridge

trouble was it wasn't ours to sell unless we could find a way to buy it off granger

barry had a visit from curry things might have got ugly if joe hadn't showed up waving his indian steak knife

we decided we had to tell barry the truth about his marriage we also leveled with joe he was great

asked us to come to the states and put the bridge up for them we wrapped up the site with a football

game for the workforce naturally it turned into a bloodbath

happily the final face-off with tatiana and caddy didn't then we were off into the golden west

but caddy hadn't finished

what is it it's caddy's revenge

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captain

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wow

want to use the local pokey no thanks take him straight to the federal facility in flagstaff

i knew there was something about those guys

[Music] so what do you think barry can he stash

the drugs in your bag before you left w*r nah now he was long gone before i left

you bet your life one of his ivans did it on the plane we're no strangers to shite are we i mean the minute we take

one step forward something or someone knocks us two back

this is heavy you know all this d-e-a that's the drug enforcement the agency hardcore people

but it's [ __ ] we've been set up like barry said wyman's right we're only working blogs they'll see that

oh better common sense or sort this out all right that's what i thought when i got nicked

you were guilty yours ah well but still ozzumi have both got

previous that's not going to look good is it when they do a check on us all

um i was on probation when i was 15. oh no yeah what for it's only joyriding

bloody yeah that's all we need seven blocks two rap shits a rambler and a bag of cork we're stuffed how

could that happen okay okay listen to me you need a good

attorney there's a firm in phoenix they represented the tribe on a lawsuit

against the water company any of you guys make a call to joe

saugus yeah yeah that was me [Music]

i don't need to know anyone's names we got too many other things to talk about i'm gary hathaway hello son of a [ __ ] couldn't even give me a

room with a table yeah you sit here thanks did you guys make statements yeah

oh big mistake should they mirandize you what's that reading your rights you're not cnypd

blue no they didn't then your statements don't count unless you made some sort of spontaneous exclamation

what's that uh sort of involuntary response at the moment of arrest oh i made one of them i just said hell's bollocks i'm going

back to the jug and that's a pisser like and you brought the drugs in on this russian plane no we didn't

we didn't bring the drugs in i was set up and i bet you i crossed one to a pound of ripe bananas it was a phone

chip in a foreign accent made just before that rudy illusion took off again

oh are we talking the same language you guys are all english right and you understand the term trafficking

because that's what the feds are going to throw at you carries a mandatory sentence in 20 years

sorry to put a crimp in your day is this your speciality i had a habit in la that's why i moved

to phoenix any chance of a cup of coffee in here oh dear me sounds like you've had a

hormone doesn't cups already to me this is an act a personal retaliation against me by my ex-brother-in-law it

turns out he and my wife have been deluding me since i first mentioned the moscow food fair we're getting ahead of

ourselves we have a meeting with a federal judge at uh 10 am don't you want to know whether we did it or not what i need to know is how you intend to

plead not guilty

[Music] it's all taken care of that guy over

there's a bail bondsman he'll post the bond joe will co-sign it now i'm gonna need written statements from all you no you don't

that's down to me the coke was in the box that i packed it was in my possession it was an act of revenge

against me not these fellas well that's the way you want to play it there might be an angle in it well not

that it seems to counter monkey's fault but just for the record we are innocent yeah i believe you thank you

thanks for driving up from phoenix no problem we'll be in touch

i believe you you jump bail this guy comes after you his name is

johnny kick doors down [Music]

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oh hey spot the grandson joe hey paulie come and meet the guys

[Music] hello son my name's us you and me

chatted on the internet yeah hello good [ __ ] [ __ ] see you later

council's waiting for you maybe we shouldn't mention we're all out on bail

maybe you shouldn't [Music]

hello this is the tribal council oh yeah

say something dennis yeah my name is dennis patterson and um

on on behalf of all of us um i'd just like to see it but it's great to be here yeah yes

um we we did bring you some gifts but they were impounded by the customs customs we left some of our

stuffed customs the customs had it well you've traveled a long way and we thank you thank you

thank you i gotta tell you the council doesn't speak with one voice

a lot of us don't like the idea of this bridge well we've come a hell of a long way to

hear that chief they're in the minority we wouldn't have let you come this far if we weren't going ahead with this

oh good good great okay thank you so is there any more questions well only

uh accommodation uh we're staying in a motel or a condo

what what are they loving it

get some rest freshen up and i'll check with you guys later thanks jewel

oh this brings back memories your honeymoon oh germany man oh hey

yeah congestion i think this is it right here oh no no k*ll that song no one's where

who cares

there's no inside toilet there's a couple of mobile cars he's out the back

my name will be nice and ripe when the temperature hits 100. i'm going to use those in the middle of the night get a rattler up me jackson

come on lads get their hands where did you get this burn sugar do you want to push in the tongue what's

it like oh hey a bit of a hit with a bracelet a couple of bars twice as many g*n

stores the picture house not shown films mine it was just post roadside seeing the land that time forgot right

groceries kitchenware cleaning stuff yeah have we not forgotten something

come on [Music]

well i should see what through the weekend you got follows

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my but goodness gonna listen to that groove [ __ ] when you don't know your headphones it's

not inflicted on us sorry mate

oh here but i still this on

mark knopfler maybe you learn yourself something about melody and such like

go on press play turn it down a bit

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no it's my sister's kids yeah she and gooey the only family i've got

who's gooey the lads

funny nickname it's not a nickname that's what he's called well that's his real name gooey yeah

how come she picked that well she bought this book the enlightened guy to naming your baby

and she picked gooey yeah how do you spell it

g-u-y then maybe get a bit of a carpet full of floor yeah

a bunch of dies in the vowels might call the difference oh amount of shirley dears

tatiana used to go out every saturday night she'd look ravishing it's made me wear a

black palo net sweater and a black suit yeah very piers brosnan she thought

why go to a country house restaurant

michael did always take very special care primo table good wine fine branding be back i was

11. watch your dvd on me flat screen tv well

you've got all that to go back to buddy mine is her of course well at least you've tasted the prizes of life

not like the rest of us yeah i mean i was driving a mini car block she was a kitchen cleaner who knows was in the nick yes i'll

probably be there myself soon enough oh nice perhaps in the grand scheme of

things it's just god's way of of leveling the playing fields hey buddy

you know what if this was big brother you'd be the first one at that door i should face our looker

what sh*t's name is that must have made a k*ll police have never

had coyotes

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what's going on jeff the medicine man has to bless the ground bless our whole enterprise our guys

won't start work until he does

really [Music]

i wonder what he keeps in his bag probably a saga lethal weed he looks off stone to me the old booger

we do everything in a circle because we believe the power of the world works in circles

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hey [Laughter] [Applause]

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[Music] you see your larger strong and keen jewel but pretty soon we're going to

need more experience you know especially when we get up top huh

hi we're gonna need high wire guys with nerves of steel we've got a problem

there what's up the tribal council insists we use native americans

well indians famous for that didn't they build manhattan yeah and some chocolates are working

right now in vegas but their team leader is my son and we don't see eye to eye

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i think i've got a bit of heat exhaustion oh this is a i'm not suited to this dennis running

around the building so i didn't know hardhat well don't worry about it there's plenty of paperwork to do cost

supplies i'll keep you busy i was running my own empire how could we

get back there i'll place a carter pot well you can't go anywhere sure stop bleeding

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joe what are you singing about great dates old warriors we have a song for

everything because everything uh tradition history ideas is preserved in song so maybe one day

they'll be singing about the majority bridge builders who are the geordies they're an english

tribe live in the far north very strange people watch it yeah

come with me and i'll show you one of w*r dances don't be afraid get up dance fun

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[Music] that's what it's all about

just [Applause]

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right

mrs platt yeah mother of teddy platt yeah i'm afraid we have some bad news

for you i'll call you back morning mickey i'm

not talking to you you want to talk to me talk to my lawyer 50 000 pound bail that's a fligging

disgrace it's not about you pull mickey it's about teddy platts teddy who

clats his body was fished out the tees and his mum says he was working for you

he was looking for a bloke that robbed me no crime in that well maybe this bloke

saw him coming who was he name of moxie and he was working for

those people that pulled that bridge down in middlesbrough first name never had one just

moxie like moby or mantavani

i think it looked better than god brooks i got to keep the sun off my face

somehow i don't know why i haven't left a trailer since you got here hey i'll do me [ __ ]

he looks like deputy doug nuts to the lorry

oh you better be it feeling any better i'm not so bad

what's going on b*mb i mean i know you keep saying you're just having the odd off deer feeling a bit iffy but

is it more than that if you don't mind us asking my liver's all shot

funnily enough it ain't the booze so i did bombarded a bit over the earth

it's hepatitis c hepatitis oh i'm sorry bob

do you really think this is the best place for you to be well i think it is something about this

place something spiritual i know it sounds

daft coming from an old bruiser like myself but somehow it feels connected with the

earth i suppose

laney gave me this this it's an indian poem about nature

the great sea has sent me adrift moves me as the weed in a great river

the earth and the great weather move me have carried me away and move my inward parts with joy

oh that's great i better not tell the others no sure i don't mean about being sick i

mean about reading you poetry

yeah me buddy hold depressed are you thank you well all this sugar and [ __ ] man it's a

classic symptom i didn't have any supper did i yeah you were up in the middle of the night

weren't you scoping the tub of ben and jerry's double fudge ripple [Applause]

hi joe any news what you i talked to my son again in

vegas no locally you see it for a couple days but he won't set foot on tribal lands

chip hates this place or maybe it's me well if he won't help

us with the steel work well bollocks that's right i'll go back to the council

maybe they'll bend the rule about tribals yeah okay call for you barry hello you're bloking

phoenix hell

barry hi gary hathaway listen i just wanted to update you and recap a couple of things

so you found out your wife and brother-in-law were involved in criminal activity you sh*t-can the pair of them

and they set you up on this phony narcotics deal right if we focus in on that i think there's a

good chance the u.s attorney will drop charges against the other guys now i'm having lunch with her on friday she's an

old sparring partner but uh she's gonna want something so we're not out of the woods yet

where am i oh listen uh i got the uh testimony back from the uk it's all good

uh local cops confirmed this guy cody's a piece of work and spoke very highly of

you uh inspector colin bishop colleen yeah says no way you're a bad guy you're just

a radish who got rich i'm not familiar with the expression i've heard it before barry you know i'm going to bad for you

we'll speak friday uh what is it yeah what i don't believe it

colin bishop i've known him for years we played golf together he's had dinner

in my house on more than one occasion and he calls me a radish sorry man

we're not bothered about that man body man what about the charges what what about the charges man

oh you'll probably be free and clear i'm the one who's gonna fall on his

sword ever since your funeral my life's been unravelling like a ball

of blitzy wool why'd everything didn't i mono respect

position living in luxury now look at me living in the middle of

cactus land surrounded by coyotes and rattlesnakes the one highlight of the week

is the bucket of cold snoring something unspeakable but smoking joke barbecue roadkill oh i suppose i'll be standing

prison my time go very sorry

funny all right having some sort of breakdown

maybe the medicine man's got some volume in his bag of tricks hey it's not funny moxie man he nearly did a thelma in luigi into the

gorge there man i wasn't being funny i mean maybe he's got some sort of herbal remedy you know handed down by

the ancients over the centuries is it likely that indian warriors had nervous breakdowns well he had their

problems aren't they i mean no fish in the river harsh winters white men breaking treaties

boxing shut up ah barry what are you playing up on your lunatic

what have i got to live for

tribal lands are filled with ghosts of the past young people just want to leave i mean the land is used to that working

overseas to earn a crust that's why we're here do you have a

family b*mber my wife died three years ago i'm sorry we got four children three grandkids

yourself i know you got the boy yeah i haven't seen his father for years he's not missed i was pretty pissed

though when we broke up with him and with the world coming back here was part of getting over that

uh-huh

that's our medicine man how old is he well he says he's 110 but i don't know

people lie all the time about their age that's his great granddaughter she's

eight months pregnant she just hates doctors so that's why i'm here so it won't be too long

how you doing i'm good

i come from distant land far away over great ocean

fly through the sky in a big plane boeing

747

huh oh there you are what do you want

what are you doing i'm just trying to be alone trying to get in contact with me spiritual core

oh it's just we need to fall for solo

all right it's saturday night and we're going over some well-deserved ordinary

you've been moving around this hot aisle bloody week so get yourself shaved chuck your best strides on but leave

that bloody hat indoors eh cause hopefully we'll be talking a woman what are you saying i'll look a radish in it

no no no a pillow where is his borough it's about 10 miles

inside the res no isn't that infinitely better than all

that dirt chickadee you're normally listening to yeah i got to admit it's growing on me that's because it's timeless kid

they'll not be playing at thomas kitten in 20 years time

no

oh hey this is the bollocks yeah yeah stetsons and sawdust beer and burgers

they clapped with the pool ba*ls and the sound of country music on the jukebox

the american west right show look at the man what do you want us where are you guys from england but you don't get many

brits in here hun we get backers backers dopers ropers speed heads cowboys and

greaseballs welcome to the windy mesa boys what will it be

colombian mag the night a wonderful thing silly dan oh i love stevie then

you like the ladies don't you know no more than most oh i think he does there's nothing wrong with that the

trouble is how to get out you become horribly aware of all the young flesh that will never

be yours i mean when you're young anything's possible

is anything when you get your allies you know you're never gonna bonk buffet

the vampire slayer harley very far the choice

you dance [Music]

he's an amazing old guy that medicine is over 100 years old mistakes a lot of yogurts you live the whole century through two

world wars usually stick pins into whack stalls and give you an eddy that's voodoo your hair brian oh yeah

lady says he's got mystical powers he can shape-shift shape-shift that's what the indians called it what does

that entail changing shapes from one thing to another like um deer into a dog or a dog

into an eagle would he change me into johnny depp maybe pushed it a bit moxie

thank you oh please be a kid

that's our table i'm sorry but it's our table hey it's their table hey it's our bar

chief what you oh do you oh it's not worth it oh you look at this we got brothers here

feather heads over here what are you funny talking pika parts from pig farts

and this from a block with more oil on his seat than a double deck our bus if there's a problem over there take it

outside oh [ __ ] what's up's done there how's this done nothing now what's your mother what's the problem it's not my

fault this grease ball here obviously fancies his chances no i'm quite happy to go outside

and give him a kick in the b*ll*ts but it's not my fault us what i've already been to jail for it in the bloke

you don't want to risk that again over these two skunks remember when we're all out on deal

you don't want to have a good time like everybody else you get your redneck a*s out of my bar now thank you

another time pig fart promise oh yeah

cheers colleen look devon fred peck you know i want to take the cause any aggro you know it's totally a place man

didn't understand the word hun but next beer's on me except for all of us

frivia

morning jeffrey morning sir

i had a call last night the t-side police are looking for you

well i hope you tell them i never touched the woman it's a pack of lies it's about that body that was washed up

i want the whereabouts of oz and his bridge north charms they're in america oh putting the bridge

up in arizona told you that that piss artist irishman

calhoun they paid him to draw up the erection schedule he was fishing for more money by telling me

it's a bit sneaky of us pulling a flanker like that i agreed a rock bottom price because i was told the bridge was going to scrap

it's water under the bridge now i suppose so sorry about that well not necessarily

the legal eagles might argue change of circumstance failure to disclose so what will you do

well knowing those seven hapless loons they'll find a way to [ __ ] it up

and if they don't i have a couple of cars up my sleeve oh good the book's selling quite nicely

in portuguese we've already bent the rules we have

seven outsiders working here already if it wasn't for them there wouldn't be a bridge

there wouldn't be any work for a young man excuse me if your son won't do it surely there's

other crews up in las vegas they will never host not our people

oh i see now you've moved the goalposts now it's not just native americans we're looking for it's got to be chopping ores

one of the smallest tribes in the south west man don't you talk to me like that i'm sorry sure he's

got a point charlie we need to look elsewhere our own people refuse to work on a bridge

hey b that's a way it's meant to be i'm sorry about losing there you know

but i mean this is a big problem i mean without steel men we're buggered charlie fox has been looking for an excuse to deep six this project right

from the get-go but isn't chip your brother lily can you not reason with him he's my half brother for all that implies

well let us talk to them you don't mean the lads that might make a difference you know i mean we're not family you see i mean

we're working men this year we see us we've come a long way to build this bridge you know chip's beef has always

been with you dad i think it's worth a shot

yeah right

who is it what do you want brenda you're uptight no i'm not uptight

just wasn't expecting you to call must be the middle of the night well clisto's got a cold i've just gotta settled

what you doing nothing well i'm sort of meditating seriously hi

i'm sitting on a rock watching the sun going down that's good i've always tried to get you to be a bit

more spiritual it's easier here when you surround you with a vista

timeless beauty you can clear your mind of a commonplace and mundane didn't he castle win no idea oh brenda

man go and get the newspaper i'm in bed what what did you call us for

man i'm meditating i just thought you'd like to know the police crawled around today huh

right what you got 17 18. that's enough son you'll make me

feel bad if i win any more of you i want to play on look you dropped a bundle at the casino the other night didn't you

yeah listen but i'll work my bullocks off here it would be stupid for you to go home with nothing to show for it who

are you kidding us we're never going to finish this job without the steel erectors that's what we're going to vegas ford isn't it your daft little

bollock listen to me man i'm older than you i know what i'm talking about yeah you did a good enough job with your own stand

didn't you you deserve a slap for that remark

hey i've just spoken to brenda we've had the cops thrown looking for you mocks what's the hell what for

they found a body in the tees block called edward arthur platt live with his mom outside

liverpool that's your blue kim looking for you isn't it i don't know we never formally introduced himself well it has to be him

man he worked for your ex-boss he really recognized him well i didn't bloody top him well you found me didn't you

sprawled in the car park covered in blood well i wasn't there but i know how the police think and you've got a record

moxie

these all think i'm amazed at it doesn't mean that he's just playing devil's advocate i've never hurt anyone in my life

i've just set fire to buildings and i've always made sure they were empty

except that once and i didn't know the bloke had chickens this is wonderful now we've got the

police of two continents hunting us down don't imagine a time before into pole

and the mount is moving

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barbecue thank you

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hey i don't think you're going to get a grilled chicken shorty in here enough what is this place

of it no no not nevada monetary legal and above border well hey

gentlemen welcome to the chicken ranch now i'm fran your genial hostess i want you to take your time and meet

the girls and the first drinks on the house oh champion hey lovely outfit hop along cassidy must

have called him with a shot of her should we go i saw a mcdonald's down the road well on a minute

i mean know that we're here you know we can still be in vegas for lunch time to meet chip and

his buddies you're not serious well i am is and there's some very tiny tackle on that's a tea

oh funny that nurse's one really yeah you and all well why not man we'll work with nuts

for three months anyway it's a tourist attraction in the state ah that's right people come here for a florida and a show

and a shag i mean if you went to venice you'd ride a gondola wouldn't you do the world of goodness state you've

been in recently oh do you know what state i've been in because you told me oh i didn't tell dennis

a new man oh great can't anybody have any secrets

anymore not know that what i'll live in buckingham hut

[Music] you need this yeah and it's not like cheating you know

it's just sex with a stranger come here hi i'm dennis hi oh hello hi

i'm kellyanne do you want to be with me no thanks i was just good i think you do

oh yeah i think you do

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so who who role of postcards from satisfied customers let's save them you can send me one if

you want

who's the little girl that's my daughter she's in first grade

she lives in barstow with my mom these are my girls

yeah that's debbie fiona and the baby's callisto she is so cute

nice looking family ah i'm very fortunate

you'd be amazed how many guys forget to do that

so you're married eh i'll be married 20 years so are you on

vacation with your buddies no work we're building this bridge for the indians the native americans yes

amazing story actually honey we're up in middle sprint you can burn a hundred bucks by telling me all this or

you can get laid it's up to you

come on

welcome to arizona

great great

um

one hey guys chip says they come on up

what do you mean come on up can't you come down we're going to take them for a bite of hard rock's just doing the street uh he

already started his lunch all right

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stan hates me fantastic view man

[Music] definitely it's not i like to live for

four worlds you know my favorite views are real buttons

friends of my father yeah who speaks for you

uh record not to be me why don't you come

out here have a cup of coffee is there any chance you could come over

with the roast chip you have something you want from chip you go to him

oh i can't wait i can adult one no matter watching stick i kind of gone over there

he doesn't drink cuppy chip it makes them all there nervy you know

i'll have one with you

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i've seen you before oh you were in the ball at night we had to run in with the rednecks

wouldn't you yeah i like the way you guys handled yourselves what's your name oh

[Music] cheers so my father sent you no no

this was our idea because you see we can't build that bridge without you

and your crew you know i hate the reservation nothing

there for a man to go back to some people have to stay there though don't they they don't all have a choice

like you did but this bridge could change that could change their lives

for the better could change your lives too

you and your buddies tend to make a lot of money off of this deal well it's possible to make a book and

still do something decent what's going on still talking

you see me and my mates come from a place where people have lost their jobs lost their

security lost their self-respect and since we've been here we've seen

your people going through that same [ __ ] maybe that's why we all get on

[Music] it's why we want to help [Music] we're tired before me

no it's pretty gutsy i'm coming out here

well i've still got to get back yet

i'm not going without an answer

all right you got a deal cheers want a tuna sandwich ah no no thanks

it's an awful long way don't spew it up

i just

hello dan yeah yeah

yeah yeah dark congrats lads you having a night invite just to

celebrate no no we're not buddy we're thinking about it but the only show we got tickets for which

inglebirth hopefully we'll have a safe drive then turn off the beats

what i've pulled it off oh fantastic chipping his crew will be with us as soon as they've chopped off in vegas

how'd they manage it well i know he's dead he says it was ozzy's finest hour

great news b*mb we've got our steelers oh tremendous

hey has anyone heard from women he's been gone for hours no

no huh

look can you pull over oh you fancy a quickie dev no i just

realized i left me mobile in that last's room [ __ ] dear man you want your brenda ringing her up to you

oh i've been going another chicken sandwich

hey i think you deserve it paul tell you what you can have this one on me and the lads oh thank you

here

hello oh hi bum well we'll be back in under two hours yeah two and a half

two and a half what oh hope he's all right what hi tell our

b*mb what there's no one's gone missing why man what do you mean missing well he went

into town hasn't been seen since maybe he's in there the dirty little

beast no he's been gone for hours but i sounded really worried

that's neville's fun sure he didn't forget it

oh god he's in love

you made up and drag them off

it's not in here

[Music] and where the hell is he

but have you just been sat there stuffing your face just a little snack

i'm uh andy hayley detective inspector cleveland regional crime squad couldn't

you arrest me i am after all the hand that rocks the cradle

ever taken drugs mister [Music] we don't have any principles jeffrey

you're a conceited narcissistic phony and a total [ __ ] i'm going five for that remark

six thousand square miles in rough and bloody cutlass a blow up it very easily disappeared in that life

how's that surprisingly mellow

i think the baby's coming wow again

why

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