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01x10 - Last Rites

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". Aired: 28 April 2002 – 29 December 2004.*
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Series follows seven British construction workers who leave the United Kingdom to search for employment overseas.

01x10 - Last Rites

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used all my options worked off my dues laid all the cards now there's nothing

to lose i don't want tomorrow to be like today

that's why i'm breaking away i'm trying

[Music]

that's why i'm breaking [Music]

got to find a better way

i'll be

[Music]

we should have done this years ago you

on earth for good by the skin well that's what body reckons mean huh well i mean you've got admittedly

your neighborhood's got what you could call flawless complexions anyway buddy

read in this magazine the sun's artificial rays being good by your skin or some crap

yeah we're not going to get much sun right here really well i reckon i just want to get a suntown before they go back home i mean i'll prove they've been

abroad hey hey if you want to prove you've been over here surely it'd be more appropriate to go back with bloody

pneumonia

they seen them too oh the odd cobble huh they were at that last sunday you know

what i'm gonna put some you thought they sent us a postcard wouldn't you have a no word

well if you ask me them too is coming out on the edge of reality well maybe we should uh turn this place

into a weekend resort yeah why paint all the huts yellow and call them shallows yeah

we could offer crime rides aye and uh turn the dampers into dodgems you saw that the way things are going on yeah i'd be

easier to turn this place into a lunatic asylum oh my gosh think about this yucatan of

the year deck chair concession never could do the donkey rides we give dance lessons when it rains i think

i bought them on star lag by the sea i think star like solar myrrh sounds a bit more enticing don't yeah

yeah like hartley fools uh listen lads if you was not wanting me

to feel bob on the side uh maybe you should come in with me how do you mean like you're doing a bit of

moonlighting are yours well i might love this business proposition right see i've met this eric

canny lad for an edict anyway nothing's finalized yet so i can't see it too much

but if you want in now's the time to speak up

hold on do you mean speak up or divvy up son what well tell us what it is

no i can't yet well don't we be expected to chip in if you won't explain

well that's the whole point man never well it escapes males look the more you speculate the more

kind you get back on the back end with us we're entitled to know what it is we're speculating in

course dennis when i get everything finalized but uh well for the moment all i need is your readies and your trust

was that asking too much like politics

and it's liable to cause a fence

it's adult libel the cause of fence

sounds like oz in a bed

look all i need some cash up front and then we'll be quick think of it big business expanding

markets guaranteed demand see all we've got to do is buy the gear here ship it to them and then what quincy what is it

well i want you to go and tell them the rest because they never take it seriously that looked trust me what are you on about

porn corn you know i'm on pawn my pawn you know what are you on

about you written an opening gateshead's first massage parlor no my video is my important videos

you're asking me to add the pornographic videos me the father five children well they don't have to watch them are you off your

rocker lad oh well forget it i just thought with five benchmade they needed the extra

claim you're off your bloody rocket bio

oh it's like billy they okay when they get the castle well look if they're not kicking you in overnight we'll hang on we'll get you back the hut

all right cheers lads well i mean there's no point everybody hanging around is that cluttering up the card also if nobody minds i'll just get away all

right further away the better paris bono's concerned oh my bummer wasn't my fault well not entirely yes it was you

weren't paying attention i want to put that arc on the crane you kind of tell me it was in taily bloom this had saw the bollocks up with me a couple of the

compensation anyway look i'll see you back now be someone they look forward to that well

don't worry about you okay we'll see you all right there dory it's a crack bummer's worried about it laid off no crack don't listen here and

land in gibson we go here for legs i reckon she means a plastic yeah

right general [Music] much appreciated it shouldn't be too

long i look here don't worry bob celia [Music]

what's he up to homer come on now where is it remember what we're talking about the

business deal who i remember is my foot reminds me never mind that one look uh now we're gonna be layered off for a

while uh you should reconsider that

just calm down nurses are here to help you aren't there uh sorry didn't mean to impose we just

realized he was british and thought he might not understand you like you know he understand very well in any language

he stubborn old man mouse scientifically well we didn't mean impose uh just

thought you might want a hand no no that is most kind perhaps because

you english he is well he he might calm down he might listen to us

yeah he has no one you see no friends or family

can he talk though with that thing on yeah if you get short breath you tell me fair enough yeah what was the panic

about he hides something will you find it well give it a try will we sure thank

you names is in the mask the last minute

how would you feel with these contraption i will i mean it's for your low and good isn't it i mean they know best don't

they i saw this yeah how come you've ended up here then huh cause i'm bloody dying that's how no

no i'm meant in a german hospital i live here in the city for the past few years i

if you're with the places before you man manaheim essen it's a job say the boundaries

that's i can thank them for all this man what's the matter with your life chronic

bronchitis oh i'm uh dennis by the way this is

neville please don't look at him headley headley irwin well we're pleased

to meet you headley sounds like you're a geordie hadley hi no i'm bloody not

i'm from darlington oh well i we're from just up the road hi never been back to blighty since

1946. never how come not after what they did to me who the

british okay it's a long story i'll tell you when i'm

more up to it listen uh would you would you like us to

come back and see you again i mean the sister said that you didn't have anybody like so so just sail man not the first time i've

been here man at least it's the last oh get away man you've got to trust the stuff

you're hiding nearly nothing don't you start look i tell you what we'll make a deal

with you right you cuff up whatever it is you're hiding me neville we'll come back and see you again there you are you're as bad as

them boogers out there oh we can bring you fruit or books or

whatever you need i need some slivers and some sort great you've got them now we're covered

or whatever it is

you trying to k*ll yourself edly hi

we look at our eyes at night don't we you know in timmy lit bars in that yeah well you know i mean we're both

fairly attractive men mocks they've regular features and they're like that it's just in the skin sticks

we're lacking in it yeah but if the sun's raised that benefits it's in the bookmarks yeah but what i'm saying is we'd be

better off in saudi arabia or some other equatorial crap all instead of here

i've got a cousin in jeddy and i but the rhizomes very strict yourself

hey we could get a sun lamp oh you know go to one of them places sauna

and massage not an end job dive somewhere legit you know with the receptionist and magazines in there

i'll have a look in the book see what it says about uh artificial sunlight

give us another one he had out of yeah she won there you feel their moxie oh

cheers girls yeah great give them one nod whatever that drink sunlight and artificial sunlight

are both of extreme value as auxiliary healing agents and um

the auxiliary is on the lines it's not good all that well it's um well it's good like it's

good if used in conjunction with um with fasting dieting manipulation well uh

do you want this beer or are you fasting bro jesus uh et cetera if i had to scratch

i'll go to one of them else sparse oh i suppose there's a lot of those in german you know but they're all down in the south floyd

spars is that one of them places where the duck cripples and they can get all their chairs and walk

now i think the main thing's to eliminate toxins yeah it's just a job for us buddy oh

told him you had to wear with all what you're too skinned who isn't all right that's for sure but hey listen

this could be uh your lucky day hello

and he's got his hands on this uh well he's he deals in this uh product right now my

idea is if i can raise the reddies i'm gonna buy in ship it back to the okay and i'm gonna make a fortune

fortunate well there's more there on the drinks and i can guarantee you that and uh you want us to come in with you

like well you're not gonna get another chance like this what is it

well i reckon i can have a walking cast in a couple of days get back to work at least

has that bleeding husband mostly

you know i reckon he should give you office crack don't you dan you should dodge there you go boom cup of tea cheers dennis

it's funny quite a character really oh yeah

all right he was english but he hits the brits what was her patient or something yeah i

chronic bronchitic he and you'll never guess what he was trying to hide in his bed

penthouse 26 untipped what a character

all right come over from darlington in 1946 never been back since oh you can't hold

that against him can you where's the rest of our happy household then don't i

suppose i've gone down to pictures or something

this is what you want us to invest in yeah we'll be like importers and distributors see

have you seen anything in my life i told you i told you it was disgusting it's

deprived

i mean what started all this off

stuff sergeant hedley irwin trouble two one five seven or nine sir and just take it easy

it's all right is that it this light buck this one ah that's it

i was in the warrior now as well i'm evocation steered on yanks

the ivan take it easy sorry

well you see when the w*r was over the british the americans the french and the russians they stayed

in germany to like occupy it you know to administer it like well headley

he was obviously in the british lot

non-fraternization that's what they called it you weren't allowed to mix poured a lot

of jellies worked for us but you weren't allowed to fraternize

socially verboten she worked at command headquarters

on the switchboard she worked spoke the bloody lingo didn't she

so what did you do that was so terrible then why you married her didn't know

damn nurse hey the rules were ever so strict

even when i wanted wanted to pick up their kids from school they weren't allowed to talk to the german parents

i think that's terrible don't you seems to be unnecessary as soon as the w*r was over

seems perfectly logical to me i mean if i had spent six years faking the crowds

the last thing i'd wanted to do would be the frat knives with him in the logo oh but the w*r was over us oh i precious

should cover some precious couple of young mcdonald's got a leg blowing up in tripoli

can i say you want to buy around the drinks before the bug has all blown up in the first place well the germans suffered two everybody

suffered one way or another so what happened to old edly then you married her didn't he

saw the cashiered him hide him out the army no pension nothing hey it's tragic when you think about it

your granny's super annoying huh flattened her with a b*mb and i went back on the black horse

who are sue has only lived over the milk stout

it's the moral question you have to consider what a toner but they've got these in

england you know gnarly so-called respectable middle-class suburbanites

every saturday night stuck around the video with a couple of loggers and lame group sex they wouldn't have much of the

deers could put well if they've already got them buckled

where's our market well i haven't got them like the ones you're sure might have got porn fair enough but not heavy duty pony the

crouch turn out i mean i know people back home sales managers even lord maze that would

appear well over the odds for what we've got my hands on i'm telling you right up there strasser i must admit

after what i'd seen you'd be all pressed to pick up anything like that in the corp into the ice street what you're telling me listen man what

we've got my hands on here is the creme de la creme of filthy you know and this could just be the start i mean

we could become world leaders in my field before we enter into anything of this uh

[Music] magnitude mr magnitude right so perhaps

we should have an aloha

[Music] [Applause]

so they get better right worse you made worse is better man for

our needs well i did it well made like oh but of course there's good photographing attractive people

it's very good story oh good stories and potentially that's what you're calling get in

england you see a good story lane with plenty of humping all right is this your a sole line of business

like oh no no there's also the books and the uh what do you call it uh mail order and then of course i have

such clubs like this for massage sauna and sun lamp did you say

someone objects if we are to be in business then you must feel free to

take advantage of the um the premises

boys got the dawns on look mustn't be too good i oh it's

rotten to be old isn't it at least old and sick and on your road well it must be i

see them back home and all don't you k*lling up pension day outside the post office hunched up

against that cold wind sitting in front of a one bar gas fire

with a tin of pet food oh knock it off my neville well well there's no need to be sure bloody

modeling hey i'm ten years nearer pensioner than you remember

i'll see you all right things get cool as soon as brenda will do your leg alone i know you come again yeah yeah

is he not too good no not today oh wait could you just give him these

three oranges and tell him what popped in no no you see him it will be good for him just a little time yes

look your friends are here oh really but just a few minutes yes

am i still here of course you're still here where do you think you were going to like you may well ask

what's this in helly yeah been going through your things again have you i'd like to put my face in order all

right what's this leave that [ __ ] no one's got nothing to do with you sorry some of the things are private you

know

[Music] sorry it's all right now

just put that thing away

they call us tony's we're never saying coach of fields was this your sister and you

huh she was there a mom a dad oh no one got drunk i took his belt off

[ __ ] him he couldn't sit down he wanted to cry but he wouldn't not in

front of us not afraid of the humans norman must have been his big brother

could have been so you had some happy times headley yeah

neville got beat the god bitter

he turned blow if he was bargainable

you know how you look after him oh you'll look after me when i get older you never promise you're one fan of you

i'm not walking too fast for you i'm a granddad hey we're gonna put the videos you know

for safekeepingly well just keep them in the hood that's a bit dodgy in each of us no no it's not that many they'll be all right

man oh but later you know when we expand well we'll just rent the warehouse

here you go boom

being up to abiding in that casey for hours nothing yeah [Music]

nice and comfortable there bubba well i'd rather be on the site making crack ah one of these things happening you

know

[Music]

but we better get a shift on that i better get it done yeah yeah right uh i'll uh just get

an anki royce [Music] yeah drop them

[Music]

l*sbian lost yeah my cousin's getting married yeah yeah yeah i mean it's on saturday

yeah what's that panic make sure he's in the club hey will you go well i suppose so

be a good knees up you know knowing keith's dead he'll pull out all the stops see if he's at a maidstone light yeah

now i ought to go i owe it to yankee see he sort of looks up to me you know

i mean in our family i'm like a hero figure to him nev what you ain't seen the rest of our

family have you yeah us what there's uh something's been bothering us you know

what's that the videos oh we're gonna get them back to the uk well just cheer them back ourselves in

my kit when we go back oh hey a bit bloody chancy that i mean what we're doing is ill*gal

we don't have an impact license especially don't have an impart license for deploy phil look man we'll risk it by doing i

mean the prophet makes the risk worthwhile doesn't it they always turn our [ __ ] over to customs especially you with an earring

i'll just check it out well we're still battle slots overseas workers we always are well what

a good buddy he can cheer them in buddy buddy all right smuggling you'll faint if they so much just look at him

ah i burst thinking about like i mean they've only got to ask him his date of birth and he'll confess the law

we'll sh**t off and say yeah helly yeah we'll check with you later okay bum right lads i'll put myself in the

capable hands of this young floor line no who wouldn't uh avid is in need

oh you come again yeah have you moved him i'm sorry he's really

it was expected he was only here yesterday of course

yeah neville i mean one minute like the sister says you know it was for the best it was expected he

has no famine in germany since his wife's death

so perhaps you wish to take these oh okay then thanks he was looking at these

before he it was the last thing he was holding really

can't believe it hi she actually up a bit soon dinner i

don't i've never experienced death before not not first time i mean

my dad died but i was just a nipper a few relatives i hardly knew

where are we we barely knew him i mean did we oh getting to know him no won't work and

then next day just like that you see neville i mean you're a young lad you know i mean you go to christenings and

weddings you know once you start getting a bit older

you get used to going to funerals you know

what's the worse there's some old uh poor squads lake district very vivsham

hey you know despite what the old booger said i reckon uh he missed england after all you know

where will he be buried dennis well here i suppose i mean he didn't have anybody else today he had a sister

so what i think he'd wanted to go back home

all right everybody look i'll be really obliged to ride if nobody laughs

and i've said what your face i can't guarantee that's something listen this is serious

come inside and shut the door i will i will but listen as long as it's strictly understood

[Laughter]

we went to this club you know i had a sauna and a massage palette and one of them

i'm sorry i got involved in a film and i forgot it'll wear off in time barry probably

end up the great tan and i won't because i peel i don't you just make sure you peel over in your bed

space so look it's not funny right

painful oh it was all headleys oh

oh is he he he died

today whole lifetime in a biscuit in hope i'm

out more than that uh look lads know that you're all here

there's uh something that that neville and i wanted to talk over with you oh what's up

well you see the thing is we reckon the old fellow would have wanted to have gone home i thought he ate blatey well he said he

did bummer but you see the last things he was looking at was photographs of england all right and last time we seen him seems getting

very sentimental like yeah no i know the rest of you didn't know the old bloke and you're not beholden or anything like that but

well see the thing is we just don't fancy the idea of being buried here how much will it cost you know to send

the body back well i don't know yet uh you see we were all waiting on you you know to see how you felt in

principle but i've been under the hospital authorities and they're waiting on us

sounds fair enough what has you got well we've got the address of your sister i will give her a belt in here oh we

tried that she's not on the phone send the telegram then well that doesn't seem advisable party see i mean she

can't be any spring chicken herself i mean you know if she gets bad news like this i mean the shock could k*ll her anyways see the point is

she only lives in hempstead and we thought you're going back for the weekend

threw me at five alliances only a short train ride from london yeah he could drop and just break the news gently to

him maybe give her his thing i mean if she's flush you'd probably be the expensive side well if it's not i mean we're gonna chip in can't wait

you didn't know i said i'm sorry i'm going back for the wedding right okay i've got the old weekend mapped out

i'm gonna buy me some clothes get myself strapped i'm gonna get drunk with the legs well what a despicable attitude eh

i hope you'll never die abroad london yeah hang about yeah you never knew him oz

well he was a brit wasn't he i mean it was brits kind of stick together in a foreign land who can't eh i mean i think this man deserves to be

late to rest on his native soil huh yeah wow if you feel that strongly about what's the only decent thing a

dual man isn't all it all right great i just hope god puts this in my plus column when i snap

it mate you can do the few credits by all it's the only decent thing to do isn't it

[Music] ah there's nothing you can do with ship

i mean something well not for the whale

wounds never cease are you uh catholic oz not that i know

what foot well i mean you must be some sort of christian i never knew you had such depth of conviction

moxie mum would just form an import lacing's map this old man he was a relative of one of

you oh he was perhaps a close friend of one of you not really

but uh you wish to go to the expense to send the body to be buried in england yeah oh yes well you see here there's a

principle involved here yeah yeah we thought you might know the procedure like

are you feeling all right thanks er can you help us out here

hillary an irishman has died here before two years i remember his friends made a collection

uh how you say uh i whip it out

on this occasion i head with the authorities with the german law when a body is sent

out of the country it must first be embalmed

yeah it makes sense that doesn't it so it's a question of hygiene sanitation or

i know that because it will then be placed in a metal container this must be sealed before the british concert what

to see is that the container has only the body inside it in case you smoke less than me of course

processor coffin is perfect many have tried to hide g*ns and r*fles yeah and say you're pointing your ship

in paddy's back at belfast

is this going to be very expensive here already go to england by hell

at least 5 000 marks i think and then you must pay for the coffin too but he's in this metal container oh

come on now mama can't stand him back in that what these people think they're getting a tin of sardines

look at hillary could you look into it and find out let us know what it is like yeah i will try

you are sure you were feeling well oh lord is right you are very red blood pressure perhaps

you must be careful if not you two are going home in a metal box

well which is it all gonna cost it's gonna costs a lot of money now well i can't say you had any sister being very well off not because you

can't even afford it oh yeah no we're not the only brits in the state i don't mean that their parties can have a work wrong show them

wait what's a condo i

742 marks 742 right at today's rate as quoted in the

daily mail that comes to

197.34042 approximately 86 quid and sterling that's a 283 quid not forget it's a 0.34042

amazes me or everyone cuffed up well that was down to ours mostly you know he went right across town at

that monthly story car park put the squeeze on all the british lads there

where is he now uh he's only down at timber store on it he's got barry and mox who saw him for all their worth hey

it staggers me frankly i mean those of all people hey i've said some very harsh things about him in the past well we all have

it just shows you how mistaken it can be about somebody

what a great idea you sure these are workers of course it'll work to google not that

you're anyone hey how much you bum the shippies whatever i mean while i bung the chips just keep an eye out there i don't know feeling bad about it you

know i mean it just feels wrong somehow we'll have to admit to grave misgivings

oh bloody i'm sorry i know what it means though there's something religious about it you

know something with the dead huh what a tampering man not just looking at this way

hedley's going home isn't he and he's just taking some stuff across for us on his way it's all the same i've still got a sense

of doom you know as if dire retribution would inevitably follow

look what kind of back door now might not know we've come this far i mean all the cash is tied up and this in case you

forgot i mean we didn't get this lot on sale or return you know he's right there buddy

we gotta see it through now all right

i've only got room for one more what's it gonna be then convert nato the wicked wears a wonder oh wicked one

night i can't so all i need is anything irregular they're down on me like a ton

of people look look man there's gonna be nothing irregular about it man it's all legal and above board now the british consul himself is gonna be there he's

gonna give it a proper stamp that's gonna be paperwork documentation look all you've done

all you've got to do is to find a little bit room in the back of your wagon i mean i don't know the company wouldn't like

what are you doing you know what i tell the company man i mean look i'm gonna be in london i'll take over everything from there

i'll handle everything and i'll bring you 50 quid for your expenses

well maybe you can guarantee i won't get delayed course uh on this job time is money what i'm saying

you know i mean it would have meant a lot to the old fella to be planted on british soil and i mean

if the cost of the year is crippling you know

75. you're all right ah it's more liquid booney yeah

two bottles yeah adolf well i can't understand if anybody want to come here for an holiday in the first place

oh well he always went his own way you know did me granda let me see if i've got this straight

right here you're made bernie he's willing to take this coffin all the way to london for nothing no i never slept with nothing i had to

pull him a hundred quid but uh i'll get that back out the whip real money well where does he pick it up from

the under tier guys see all it means is a couple of years will up they take the coffin down there and then they'll stick

their body in it and then you'll have to pay them right well it should be enough when he left out the whip room for that

and then we made bernie says he'll pick it up about four o'clock but what does bernie do when he gets to

london somehow the body's got to end up in evil hamster but don't give me none of your moms did son i'm leaving tonight okay i'm perfectly

prepared to whip around there tomorrow lunch time but saturday is the day of the wedding well um i may be able to help all their

lads oh cool well it just so happens i've got to go back this weekend what's up leg

it's my granda death store marjorie wrote you know told us you never mentioned this before

no well it was a bit personal you know what dennis anyway he's in this uh london hospital and he's been asking for us

what's he doing down in london he was on his holidays and uh took q*eer apparently so i thought well at least i could do is

go over you know k*ll two birds at once don't you mean well who up not b*mber oh hey oz i don't know what to say no no

it's nothing man wait and go up there don't worry see the old girl tell her she hasn't got anything to worry about she'll have a

long-lost brother back with her own sadly my sign sealed and delivered so to speak eh

you got all this butter for a bloke you don't even know i think that's great actually why don't

you go back away tonight no i'm there i don't know that day's work dennis you know go back tomorrow hey win

maybe we could come back together huh fancy it huh oh well i suppose so yeah well look you

got me phone number aren't you all right yeah we'll get the belt in there right we'll do cheers well i'll be off in legs good luck

tomorrow win i break the news to her gently son know what i mean oh you know me mate i'm the sole attack tonight

yeah all those were brothers still alive in germany one place forward not so fast mrs hilton

see you later adios i'm sorry mox

it's it's our enterprise he's already sent me back quite a bit all right and and i was wanting to chip in for his

buddy everything and why can't he eat you rob with my burner oh don't be so soft buddy us

can't do that because he knows what's in the coffin it's the first rule of smuggling that

you always get someone to take the stuff through don't know they've got it i'll say

never occurred to me that wouldn't no well you have lived a very sheltered life haven't you

just gonna leave me very short this month you know most of my what goes directly back to my gold [ __ ] counter to the building

look look man buddy man look i'm gonna be back on sunday you'll get all your money back then man

with interest hey can you get rid of them that quick yeah well i know this blew up in the north black

come on we're all set man

[Music]

[Music]

good

excuse me yes uh is this the owner mrs maybe lilton

yes you must be mr elton then yes it will come round here

is this about the estimate for the roof you are no oh well we've waited long enough for

it he was supposed to come last tuesday and he never turned up and mabel stayed in all day mr shops

is maybelline she's at the lord red

who are you then my name's wayne but uh i'm afraid i bought you and your

good lady wife some rather unpleasant news it is about that blooming roof no no it's not it's not it's uh

it's about mabel's brother edly headley what about him i'm afraid he's died sir

i thought he died years ago that was pretty heavy

find your finger that's all right that's all right just k*ll another one great look i'm off i'll go at the

undertaker's day the paperwork and then i'm off to the airport right good luck guards uh oh the best

you know what i'm glad to see the back of that coffin to tell you a bit through oh the secret work last night you know i

can't expect invention price to step out of it

here we are ah thanks mr open bob call me bob

oh yeah no i never knew hedly i wouldn't know

him from adam he was in germany when i married mabel and he never came back

she never speaks about him yeah well i never knew him myself squad so it was me mates what met him

um i bought this some of his bits and pieces there's nothing of any value you know

except sentimental that'll be the wife put your glass onto

the mat will you because she doesn't like beer stains on the meowcane hello love uh we got visitors oh oh yes

i'll just get me things off hello uh mrs elton my name's wayne he comes

from germany oh oh it's not about the roof then he knew hedly heard me yeah uh some of my mates met

him in this hospital he's dead mabel put the kettle on dear

but it was quite peaceful like sit down young man right thanks

how did you say you knew hedly well i didn't not directly you see me mates did

apparently he was quite a character from all accounts anyhow just before he sn um passed on

like he was showing the lads these things you know photos and that that's how we got your address and well

me and me mates we thought he'd like to be buried here in england what if he's died in germany he should be bent in

germany shouldn't he huh but he's your brother and he

that young man is my misfortune headley was a wicked wicked man he left

a wife here in 1943 met up with some german girl and poor

nora's never heard a word since not had a penny neither he always was a wrong and i don't expect

times made a father's difference uh hold on it got turned over by the army didn't he

i mean cashiered for fraternization that chucked him out if that's what you mean

but it wasn't for fraternization it was for selling 2 000 british army

headlamps to the russians oh it was nothing more than bad news our

headley and if you and your friends have got them you can bloody well keep him

no no of course you did the right thing when you're in the circumstances well especially if she uh if she feels

like that about it no i'll i'll phone you undertakers it'll not have left yet

poor old headley yeah poor old headley did you up an argument the right little rascal now i'm at a

full of west right now he must have called a lot more over the earth weird

i still think it's a shame especially after all the work we've put in especially yours hey yours will be at

the airport i'll have to get off to hey wait a minute then obama might be on the

slow side but he's been giving us a lot of thought these last few days were you getting it they have some

scheming mind about selling pornographic videos tonight videos adult live at the giver

fence he knows that because i saw him in his locker yes sir what

well i know they're not there now because i looked and i don't want you to think i've been vindictive just because he mangled my

foot bag off and so is the coffee coffee oh hey i can't believe that

bummer can't you never there big hearted doors all of a sudden sick granddad's in london makes sense to

me well let's look at it this way if he's really got a sick grandfather

and his trip is worthwhile if he's been having his arm he deserves everything he

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it just won snaggles i don't know all the details but it was a last minute change of plan

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what are you doing here no i mean not what's up in the headley she didn't want to know me at the sight of him but it's all right around the legs so what's up another

body don't worry it's been cremated oh no oh no no

you know i never thought you'd take it that badly song

until night that's living all right then a pint with the boys

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send a little back to the wife

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