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04x02 - Our Men in Havana

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". Aired: 28 April 2002 – 29 December 2004.*
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Series follows seven British construction workers who leave the United Kingdom to search for employment overseas.

04x02 - Our Men in Havana

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another one under our Bel Satan a we did the right thing when we left

Arizon we work for a government department and they contract Emy jobs all over the world O A that's the name

of the department G and his crew's working for sometimes Mr hope it's necessary for the intelligence Community

to recruit civilians you're talking about all of us or just me I mean you I'd missed our

sessions being in Russia I'd lost all the coping tools to help me we can't accept Mr Osborne's application because

of his criminal record looks to me like your me is already mired up I cannot believe this are you Dennis if o doesn't

go the whole team doesn't go it's Heather double O Jordy is becoming a

pain in the ARs you made the list Mr Osborne you're going to Cuba is this going in your Grudge Bank PA cuz I'm

your oldest [Music]

friend

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we're in England in here Lads inside these four walls is British soil St Petersburg was just the same as this

wasn't it same picture of her majesty same bickies same smell must be standard

issue furniture polish did you bring the papers what papers the English papers I

left them on the plane oh [ __ ] somebody should have marked your card on arrival at a foreign posting never leave the

newspaper on the bloody plane well what do you want to know that New

Castle H Char athletic obviously Pi's W in the manual that cuz I imagine to be a

very incestuous place in Embassy people cocoon in their little bit of Britain with their CED creams and their jars of

mmart gentlemen welcome to Havana oh thank you very much thank you thanks

very much Gary tumble Senior Management officer I'll keep this brief I'm sure you're all shagged after the flight of

os of bump dos and don'ts wise and what you've probably been through most of it

in C I must stress to you that you are

representatives of Her Majesty's government as much as I am or anyone else in this Embassy right up to his

Excellency the Ambassador as such you enjoy our protection if you embarrass us

we'll come down on you like a ton of bricks a very appropriate metaphor Mr Tero

look I expect the odd piss up and punch up but Cuba is a sensitive posting

strange relations with the Yanks only 90 Mi to the flesh ports of Miami woo come

we get over there the weekend only if you steal a fishing boat cavana is unique it has 144 embassies more than

any other country in the world each one bursting at the seams with so-called

atachi whose real job is the Gathering of information which makes foreign workers vulnerable

and a potential security risk any

questions is it possible I could for me

wife the switchb says your numbers engaged they'll keep trying all right thanks very much you're Neville I ga

yeah Neville Hall I'm PR Scot Johns I've been assigned to you oh I didn't expect

to meet you so quickly well I couldn't very well meet you before you got here and you've just got

here no of course sorry yeah so you work with Heather Heather I don't think I

know a Heather except a girl I was at school with hated her but you said you were assigned to me

to all of you oh I'm sort of hous matron bring all your problems to me Financial

legal domestic if it's a sexually transmitted problem see the dog all

right I'll tell a lot did you bring the English papers no sorry I left them on the plane oh I have

still got Hello magazine what's on the cover Jerry Hall's new man oh I have

that we'll keep

trying

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he right

hi hello so who's in charge

him Evan traser Dennis Patterson hello I'm your Works officer you'll be working to me oh right is this the gig yeah

ambassador's new residence bit of Deco on top of Spanish colal that's Savannah

they built everything in this piss heavy Stone you'll have to gut the whole house I'll show you the plans H I got we're

all sleeping on the SE is there somewhere where the lads can drop their bags yeah over there I'll see in a minute you tell

that let a step up least he got a h

chickens that's the first probably what dinner enough before we can catch the

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booger be a magnificent Place once it's finished it's a big job man do with some

more help there'll be Cubans clearing the gardens and helping you with some laboring and that but every time they

come into the house you keep your eye on them yeah what for bugs

bugs what what sort of B bugs like electronic

surveillance oh right right I'm there's a weird sort of setup here because of security you know for instance the

embassy has to apply locally for planning permission just like anyone else so they submit one set of plans

this is a second set ours like two sets of books for the

V yeah I wouldn't know about that all I do know is that these must

not fall into the wrong hands so every night we put them in

here get two keys one for

me one for you there was a lizard in the sh

yeah it was there when I took mine all over the place we are in the tropics aren't we there' be all sorts of things

that creep up on you there there mosquitoes there's no mosquito Nets on the beds that doesn't answer me

question cuz they b*stards love

me where's all this L from why there a lot of food all I think that Pro must

have stopped us up wouldn't be that trer didn't like the look at him yeah well he's a gaer isn't he not used to gappers

are we not for a while oh hey I m*rder one of them

l so what's this place l two bugs two showers and a bath E plug three

bedrooms oh I with not

me thing what about you comeing with me and the younger us can go with Barry and uh

Neville and Moxy can go in there right sorted you seen the plans yet Dan yeah right now listen right there's two sets

of plans there's an official set a one for our eyes only and there Roger Mo

what he was in that one Moxy yeah yeah I know bollocks then is that because of

security and all that exactly that's what I'm seeing right now we've got to keep our eyes peel for strangers lock

these plans in the safe every night with all of our valuables okay oh what

valuables Bar's got that FY cut you watch where is bar I had that dream

again you know the one where I'm in the house and I discover rooms I didn't know about they're massive and one's a

ballroom well I suppose you say that's Freudian and they and they're all in a terrible

state it seems to me but that represents the problems I've

never dealt with you know the ones that I've swept under the carpet H we're all going to head into town you FCI

it of course obviously the the house is you know the one we share together isn't it in the ballroom well that's when we

had the world isn't it but the other stuff not knowing which room to go into does that mean I'm lost that I'm lost

without her bu sorry but it's just do we get two cabs I one look I'm not going all right I've got jet leg and I'm going

to bed all right that's all I wanted to know all right now where was

I how I've lost me drift now thank you your men settled and all right

they're not my men my men the ones I asked for are in Prague they could have been here the start of next week we've

been through this EV I don't know these Cowboys they've never worked for the OED before that's not without precent on a

category one posting how come they managed to quue jump all the other applicants track

record apparently this bridge job was a Monumental achievement rivaling any in

the history of British construction who said that they did on their

application oh lighting up

heaven [Music]

M you seen that oh here where H used to drink who

this Hing we man famous writer he wrote American Graffiti didn't he L that's

one Al Pino was here you know just before the Revolution he could g*nf*re

in the Hills you talking about alino Godfather Part remember the mob ran

everything down here prostitution gambling the law and Michael call only wanted a piece of it how many times you

watch that film enough to be your Mastermind b*mb I suppose you're going to tell me you've never heard of The Godfather are you it ain't my fault if

I'm young and you look are all an and AR rtic is it hey pain

you 20 $20 $20

$10 for

$322 $2 chish to refuse a in R je and Germans do

$20 20 my okay

okay I'll tell you what I do want any cigars but I like you can I buy the Hat

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sugar L juy like

minty eyes run run

soda and then all crunchy crunchy crunchy it's

favor drink I'll bet he was in here every night as well was he she seor many time

I bet they name the street after him as well now bet if we get a bit pish we'll be able to order a hem and

burger no good it's good that'll do B

like it hey amig you see SE what's happening next door I plenty to do Life

music dance Roomba Tango I reckon we should check out what

you think let's don't see many Jord tangling there's always a first

n I'll put your shampoo back in your room then oh F

don't w't you going have the L tonight lot of frost come from o you

know but it's not your fault they knocked him off the list is it I me he had a record didn't they yeah that's not the point man say he thinks as he thinks

I didn't stand up for him if he's got that set in his mind I mean facts are irrelevant well it's very

unfortunate I mean you and him go back longer than any of

us what was you and him persuaded me to come they told me we were like family I

mean that was the kicker yeah and now I find up with a disfunctional family in Cuba and my

therapist is in Sol

lovely never had anything like this UNC Come Dancing on what before your time

time Monday night it was on regular routine for bumber and the wife H fing

chips and Telly watching all those swirling

Secrets have to see I like to dance where you can get a hold of the girl instead of like Cabo around the floor 3

foot away from I want a jing contest once where was this butland whales the

one you can't pronounce want a prize a [Music]

PL I never dance what do you mean never well I mean never never have never

will you must have dance your wedding no just got

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no she never said a word she doesn't have to now the language of her body is far more

eloquent something [Music]

weird your chance there us Earth not in the banner you could have plundered a [Music]

local

what's his dance call the yamboo put me down for

lessons should have been there last night to NC Junior there oh yeah was all listen were you dancing with these Cuban

beards she was totally out of it it was unbelievable they were practically having sex she was an older woman and

I'm mature she a year off P yeah well she didn't think so Comm this well of course

it did no she just disappeared no phone number nothing I don't even know her name if you finished recounting your

sexual exploits maybe we could make a start yes great but who wants to do the

honors Lads oh may I Dennis ah Why Not Buddy look be dirty what do you mean

what do you do then oh well in Russia I was more Le aing with the client on the

bridge job admin a purchaseing you say you have my own company then import export big house in the Midlands driver

Bentley I was quite the bom vont in fact need all this man of course he

doesn't right okay stand back go for it will come back to me like having sex

with a fish on a bicycle oh

[ __ ] oh

I can't see can't see I can't see BL got in the eye

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man [Music]

with Lads ladies present Lads next

five the infir is keeping Barry for a couple of hours it's such bad luck gosh

you've done a lot already have you got everything you need in the house yeah thanks could have done with

some power tools this is

Rosa she'll she'll cook and clean for you and give her whatever laundry you've got you MOX hey shut up you tonight

you're invited to the embassy it's semi formal so uh you'll have to wear a tie

it's a reception for the Cuban national ballet company oh why were the one up there well it always helps have a few

extra Brits around to swell the numbers there a chance for you to get to know everyone at the embassy well a d much

would have done that pet drink some things on Stick 6:00 well I've got no intention of

spending a precious night out the company of Puffs wearing tights oh what

we've just arrived here it's expected you know Dennis piss off a

rope we'll discuss this later all right a by me I did it's uh 6:00 now I said that

we'll send the Mini Bus yeah you can't say they don't look after us eh Cook Out

go do our laundry send a driver luxury B can I have a

word you said later all right well later is

now what huh you remember when we first met no was on

that h*s this D and crumling was Bing oh you do remember vely you turned up on

spec right looking for a job and the foran was a away so I hired you when he came back he was going to give you the sack was he yeah right your mouth mostly

also you tried to Chin him that might had something to do with it and I stood up for you right I said this horse may

be a bit of a lunatic you know but he Le more bricks in three years and most of us do in five well that's true that's

not what I'm talking about man right then the German gig came up right I spend three years trips in every P walls

end looking for your a*s so what are you trying to tell us like that I all this glittering career

are you no I'm seeing I've always wanted you on my team well I'm on your team I'm here on you what's your problem what's

the problem the problem is this ridiculous situation You' here between you and me well that's between you and me it's got nothing to do with anybody

else of course it has man it affects all of us right we live together we'll work together right we share two bugs between

we all right all right if it means that much to you I'll come to your B dance as do all right I'll wear a tie and call me

here all right look that's not what this is about you know that look Den you might want me on your

team now but the only reason I'm here is because of Neville and you know

that I'm G back w a

f hello there so glad you came even need a

Kickstart how's Barry oh he's a bit groggy a couple of

K*llers uh we didn't really meet properly the other day Stuart Sherman assistant cultural atache I'm Neville

yes I know and uh we have something in common we do we do and it might surprise

you is it somebody called Heather Heather no no I I I don't know any

Heather what then my wife's maiden name is hope

her family are from hex she thinks that maybe you're related

darling Neville hope I my husband explain yeah I

personally like Mi well there's not many shely legs in here the ballet company's

late there's a phrase in Latin America TMO Eng English time if you say 7:00 TMO

it means on the dot someone must have forgotten so who is everyone fellow

diplomats we all go to each other's does that's why it's nice to have some fresh

faces what do we say to people if they ask us what we do just say you're

attaches building attaches I like that do circulate avoid the

belgians Circ I'll do the Circ B coming why not

well I don't think we're going to stick this for long here CH a couple of peut do my next and leg it to the o to yeah

we can go back to that place we were at last night we last night so you don't know any of the hex and hopes no well

like I say I was born in benw don't you have an aunt in Whitney B J oh yes Joan The Hope doesn't ring a bell mustn't

monopolize Neville Stewart lots of people want to meet him gold medal BS don't you need a

rescue so who wants to meet me no well me I suppose T and Pierce preson

Heather sends are love oh Heather you mean you're my contact something like

that yeah nobody told us I thought there'd be a password or something but

the geese fly at midnight sort of thing you know what I mean it's just nobody briefed us even look we won't talk on

the premises let's have a drink tomorrow this place ah cter bellet has arrived

there very tasty toy I

Sayo hi I'm Tina Tina mcfaden I work in the Cher I'm n hi so um having a nice

time it's a bit weird not really my scene I saw you talking to Tarin oh yeah

seems a bit of a character he's a [ __ ] oh total [ __ ] just so you

know failure do come over sorry to I'd like to meet Jamie and Nelly bar Nelly

used to be a dancer in London yes professional

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failure o

o you're right what what you just look a bit

peculiar what must have been that

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why you speak English a little we T England ah did you get us Forest New

Castle no um Edinburg for festival ah

well that's in Scotland but uh just up the road it was cold in

August I can't believe it why do I

hear cuz I was invited no why do I hear in kuba oh you

do not look like um diplomatic do I not what do I look

like H these hands are use it to

work that is what you do huh mhm you work with his hands that's right p and

you can hold on to them for as long as you like Aros

I am aelia ofilia so what do you do for the b

ofilia or you like one of the leading HOAs please you know like a star

turn oh yes I am first dancer Prima

ballerina ah I once bed a horse called Prima ballerina Philip the first

F flop

do you like the ballet oh no been it's true always wanted to mate well you must

go any there uh where you been this drink of the

night H it's the lady in blue lady in blue yeah you know the one who was all

over you on the Dance Floor last night oh yeah bit more demure than I remember

maybe last night she threw off the restraint a protocol and revealed her latent

sensuality all right love should we leave you too long nah oh

my God this is embarrassing you're English I don't drink you see well not

normally no this is a perer only last night it was my friend's birthday she

gave me a deiri just the one I don't know I suppose I threw off the restraints of protocol I don't often get

a chance to dance and I love to to dance no one could see that P I thought you were Cuban I thought you were Cuban God

this is so embarrassing I wouldn't worry when are we going to see your mate

back on the job tomorrow don't worry you haven't lost any ground my word what

well that woman the boys are talking to she's the one from the club last night dancing up a storm she was what you

doing in here I don't know maybe she's away from the Chilean ambassador

boys it'd be really great if we go keep this to ourselves yeah look it's a small world and uh the embassy it can be a bit

[ __ ] you know listen don't worry about it love you had a good time right what's wrong with that and none of us are going to say nothing drink I see you met my

wife it's a wife I feel sorry for that TR could will be giving us some serious

sck right now I feel sorry when I'm being married to the prick well look it's not going to help

our situation you know our gaffer thinks we're laughing behind his backck me you think he's going to live with that yeah

but I mean he can't sack us just cuz his wife's a bit of a rer a she isn't man

she just a canny last cannot hold a dackery she did make Tas on half pain

L I said she was sign a ramp and infamia it was only a playful

nibble well I BL you are dancing with her in the first place do me a favor she asked me oh but you had to go and stut

your thing didn't you and she must be at least 15 years older than you about the

same age difference as you and the ballerina you was cheatting up oh I yeah a clock te CAU above the boilers you

usually bang g*y o

bollock [Music]

oh you're up at the crack jet lag what about you time difference I'm

calling me shrink at 6 an hour on your mobile from Cuba

what's that going to cost bloody f unee I need the continuity you see I

really felt like we were getting somewhere when I left well from what I heard the other

day you were the one was doing most of the toing what nondirective therapy you say she don't give me any feedback now

the point is to encourage the patient to talk more and more frankly and to gain total confidence in an non-threatening environment and eventually to diagnos

resolve his own conflicts and what's that costing you 100 qu an hour

what a bloody ripoff she could be doing a crosswood while you're Ying of her or KN a card again you're probably right

but I need to aate you say aate you'll asfixiate when you get your bloody phone

bill when is this well see it's big job no yeah

I am Angel he's raymon raymon not speak English that's

okay mate neither did he three the J is where' you learn yours I work in

hotel one time in bar ah well you'll be a to tell us where we should be drinking in where's the

hotpots okay you mean soras see raymon has four sisters see yeah

they're off limits po Ling

G morning Mr trust what did they want we just being

sociable what did I tell you Dennis oh yeah I did mention L you know

we mustn't get to P right the Libras man Dennis they're not up there anything

well we don't know that do it you know I want them spoke good English late you're paranoid lad your boss is rights you

listen to him listen man can I have a

word I just wanted to say something I just wanted to say I hope you don't get any mixed signals about what went down

the other night you know it was just Just A Dance Now people letting their hair down having a bit of fun nothing

else I mean I I don't even know your wife's name I'm sure she's a very

nicely the subject is

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closed

sorry Pat I've got to meet somebody um not

now thanks very

much sorry for a bit late only packed up work half an hour ago don't worry about

it defensive beer oh hi that began down well

thanks Neville there are worst places in the world to me how do you like a really

seen that much of it yet I love this city I love the smell I

love the music the women I mean look at that one

gorgeous of course by the time she's 25 she left twice as big an a*s rice and beans every day could do that to a girl

why am I here you know working for you lot p is so Intel intense it's

practically impossible to remain covert everyone's either known or blown but not you

Neville what about yourself probably if any Spooks are watching on a long lens

it'll hardly raise alarm Bells when I'm having a beer with a bricky no I'm interviewing you for the embassy rag I

edit my life in concrete Etc should swell the circulation okay s just

gadgy Beyond suspicion but what exactly do I have to do nothing nothing well

something may okay until then just sit back chill out Bank your paycheck

I I feel such a fraud God knows what the lads would say if they knew I was making a few bub on

the side which one of them upset tra I don't think he likes any of us

very much why he sent a fact to C today requesting your recall not up to Snuff

incompetent blah blah blah is this true certainly not but in two days we virtually cleared the whole ground

floor this is about his wife we run across her in some nightclub the lovely

Erica is that a him yeah the marriage has been shaky since Sierra Leone should think it'll survive the Caribbean how

would you know all this level

please [Music]

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what's going on here it's the Bley b*mb what it's o hey stop

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stop what where you going where do you think I'm going in here it's the

balos an Al I can't read well not in Spanish you can't I thought you might be

making a mistake what's so funny well you know

you the B you ever been to a theater before

I last month Bad Company Newcastle City Hall no Noob off will

you so what's on then not cr*cker I've cracked your nut Moxy you

didn't sling your hook come there's something going on there on

no way come on let's get get a drink Su you that ey patch Barry you

should keep it makes you look breakish what you mean a certain junessa what's that mean I don't know

what well if you don't know how am I supposed to know it's an expression you nink and Pope it means a certain

elusiveness something you can't quite put your finger on not sure I want you right n what do you want Oh I have a

call Lou hey I've just heard something what

it's not good what's not good a trus he's trying to get us all sucked he sent

the [ __ ] to the OED oh that's Charming he never liked us a moment he said eyes

on us today how do you hear this bumped into somebody at the embassy

who just this last did you P last night is that where you been having a crafty

c*ck I met her in the street but why would she tell you I

wonder I suppose could she likes us nobody knows us we're only that do half

an hour two drinks and a sausage on a stick whatever let's just stick to the facts the facts or the facts I the facts

look if he gets his way we'll be on the plane horn this week that's totally unfair isn't it I mean it's just a

vindictive Vendetta from the sounds of it she's a deeply unhappy woman she needs help well I could suggest somebody

but uh s how was a bit of a heart from a you should have a with

Dennis no you can't we're not supposed to know about it bloody hell this always something

isn't there some headle we have to surmount where's

that b no

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really

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[Applause] [Music] here's the facts you wanted me to look out for the uh reply to tasar and well

they say his assessment was premature the bridge North people are highly recommended with the excellent

credentials thank you Tina okay so uh when are we going to wait for

that drink soon said that a month ago I've been up

to my eyes you're

[ __ ]

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hello the geese fly at midnight

y don't take the piss okay

are you sure great hey Lads we've got a reprieve C's

back us up well that'll put a Blue Lamp up TR Kil he where' you hear this from n your

Embassy skate I yeah what's our name

n what's the matter what her name is he he's a Sly one keeping this one to

himself piss off Mox look things are going to get very iffy and our trus still around so we let the

Box very clever Lads all right bollock what well why should we walk on

eggshells around that b*stard yeah we should let him know that we know what he did I'm not the real reason and all yeah

because of the crotch rubbing half P give his wife look it's pointless antagonizing the man you I still the

gaer he can stir up a [ __ ] storm if he wants to right you all in then out you sir

right sad do what's sad do well I was just

thinking of a time when you had some

[Music] backbone

what's this then Siesta time 40 minute lunch

break four minutes to [Music]

go day one first minute of the job one of them swings a p gets a chunk of plaster and his eye ends up in hospital

is he all right oh yeah he's all right yeah just he's going to have to be carried by the others that's all you

still shouldn't have sent that fact without talking to me first listen Gary I'm the one on the site I'm the one who

knows what goes on you've been gunning for those guys since they got here is there something I don't

know make it work Evan cuz they're

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staying [Music]

for me push [Music]

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it I was on a tennis coach that's not he dreams which is peculiar because I've

never played teris in my life hardly ever watch it either except when that under Corner K

was playing rushing again you see I I can't get away that was

bizarre the C what it was like an obstacle course the craters and shell

holes it's like a back that bombard just another one of those dreams

of typ of futility and frustration I suppose fed by my inherent sense

of you're not listening are you what you're not listening to me

haven't heard a word I've said have you well I don't have nobody man do it I'm your airator

H it's uh what did you call it non directive directive

therapy you well you you don't have to say anything but you could nod your head from time to time

oh I'm sorry mate it just I had something personal on my own mind there that was all

sorry the ballerina

hi she's called ailia ortis I went to see it t night but I

bottled it well she's she's class body you know

beautiful talented we my league oh my

kid but yeah it's really doing me put in you know

I'm uh conflicted I huh cuz you know what I'm

like with women as a rule whip it out stick it in give it a wipe and then o on the drink with the lads but

this huh

what this goes no fur that no of course not no

no talk more about your attitude to women

well how'd you feel about your

mother where the plans what where the plants they're not

in here must be man I put them in there last night when what do you mean when

same as normal you know as soon as we're knocked off work what about the rest of your B were

they taking them you J what are you saying I'm saying this is a serious situation I'm

calling security okay I'll do upstairs you do

down here no no no no now listen to me listen

to me I mean why would anyone want to make

these plans anyway for the layout man it could be sold couldn't they you too take

your pick Russians Chinese the Cubans well the bits are as bad as anybody mean

they hope other people's she's doing this she all F the [Music]

G you sure you were the last person to see them I told you yes and you didn't

bring them over here to what wrap me beit up in them how

didn't get sarcastic with me Dennis none of us on them this isn't helping you now

you two have been at log edge with each other since you've been here well that's right Dennis says he locked them up Dennis locked them up listen I don't

think Angel Oran did it do you well no one knows what to think and none of us are pointing any fingers okay seem de

enough blocks I just like us they got families to feed yeah of course they have but maybe they're not [ __ ]

trous maybe it's a cing sub fuge maybe they're

boogers bollock it's not them and it's nobody in this room it's trasman no who's paranoid no

he wants were out and he Stitch him up seems a bit extrem St oh St bics listen you as we

are suffering the indignity of having our privacy violated what about him eh

cuz there two keys isn't it and he's got the other one are you going to search his house

Heaven I've got nothing to hide found something under a

bed hey that's busted [Music]

m

[Music] hello how's

everything what you good pet sorry I reckon we're for the chop I've

been summoned to see Mr turn how awful you were such a big hit at the

reception we all good as tell you that for nothing thought would crack it with this job

set for life you know Mr Patterson Mr turn will see you now yeah he will

[Music] go sit down

Denis this is a mess isn't it well it's not our do tell you that for nothing

what is it between you guys and him what one of my Lads had a dance with his wife in a club and that's all that's

all but not in his mind you know he's just blown it all out of proportion clearly the situation is impossible

we're sending him back to the UK come again you'll need

these where'd you get them tasker's garage unbelievable what did he say a

lot mostly unprintable he says he was set up that's a complete load of bollocks from was

trying to set us up badly misfiled you're going to have to be in charge okay no problem look you've got a

great team here Mr Turnell good because it might be a couple of weeks before his replacement

arrives good

luck whoever it is make sure his wife doesn't like the

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you know Erica of course hello hi we're having a goodbye drink makito is

of course the cliche of choice in Havana yes

Che so what time you actually off oh tomorrow night how how do you feel about that oh

over the [Music] moon how does your husband

feel I haven't asked him

right well suppose better run got some packing to

do you will be uh in London next month then sometime almost certainly and you

of

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you twoo seem pretty P we've had our moment few of them in this very

Hotel so what am I doing here celebration level problem solved trasa

off your back I can't believe he didn't hide those plans better I mean he told them

that they could search his house we didn't know they were there what but Erica put them in the garage how will

she get a hold of them for God's sake Neville I pinched the bloody things sneaking in at dead of night B Cloak and

Dagger for my taste still I suppose he kept my hand in so trusco was innocent I mean I didn't like the man

but below the belt isn't it a pain in the a*s a dead set on getting rid of the

lot of you you'll be better off in London and so will Erica you'll be sorry to see her go by

the look of it no not really she's getting a little clingy call in the middle of the night what am I going to see you that sort of thing no this works

out best for all of us it's true what the you L what do they say about me that you're a total

[ __ ] I've been called worse anyway now we know you're here to

stay it's time for you to get your feet wet feet wet something's in the pipeline

it's going to take a little cunning on your part and some nerve but let's remember is the real reason you're

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so here we are are we going to get some oh yeah where look at

this this AR very very

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