01x13 - Wet & Wild

[bunniefuu]

there's dangerous

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it's up to you what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

safety rules

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vacation alert vacation alert all danger

rangers going on vacation please note

you have five minutes to launch time

sunscreen moisturizer lip balm check

check and double check hey has anybody

seen my swim trunks whoa

excuse me kitty

say have you seen my check with sully i

think he's packing everything but the

kitchen sink

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sully you haven't seen my swim trunks

have you

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have you checked the laundry room verbal

oh good idea

need some muscle

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if i can't close it maybe you shouldn't

take all this on our cruise sally

laundry room

but i want to take all this stuff well

then you need my latest invention sully

the travel compactor allow me

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are you sure this will work

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your luggage is packed

gee the thanks bert

now all my clothes will fit squeaky whoa

look at the bright side it's a carry-on

i found him

squeaky is that you're bringing

hey i believe in vacation like gb i only

pack the essentials sunglasses the kind

with uva and uvb protection

waterproof sunblock with an spf rating

of anywheres from 15 to 30 and

a suitcase full of cheese

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but squeaky they're gonna have all kinds

of food on the ship oh a vacation cruise

to the tropics you'll have so much fun

danger rangers

don't worry about a thing slowly save oh

fallbot and i will have the hovercraft

and everyone's duties covered we'll be

flying to nasa to join a cruise around

the islands and if any emergency comes

up anywhere we'll respond in no time

flat

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so

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ah the danger rangers welcome welcome my

crew and i shall see to your every

ranger need thank you very much captain

now we'd better get our bags

i won't hear of it we'll have your bags

delivered to your rooms as soon as we

leave port meanwhile my crew shall

secure your vehicles below deck please

please

come relax in a lovely pool area

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wow

this is my idea of fun in the sun

yeah i'm gonna pace myself

yep i don't want to have too much fun

all at once well i for one am ready to

float my gears away on that air mattress

because tonight there's a rock concert

and salsa dancing and karaoke

i'm right here honey i know you can do

this

the front of the slide area is free and

clear squeaky you go for it dude

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is everything okay alicia's just

learning to swim i think she got a

little frightened with all the activity

right honey alicia that's a very pretty

name oh

you're a ranger gabriella

hey gb how about introducing us to your

new friend alicia i would like you to

meet ranger kitty and ranger sally wow

are you a little nervous about the water

alicia i

i can't swim yet but i'm learning

cause some of the kids tease me when we

go to the beach and stuff

hey what's everybody doing over here

looks like a danger like with all these

ranges around uh everyone's fine squeaky

alicia just got a little scared that

song scared really but come on there's

nothing to be scared of around here

kiddo just fun and sun and all the

cheese you can eat

hey you like fun don't you not right now

thanks i think i'm just gonna go read

for a while ah squeaky you see she's

upset because she can't swim and your

big entrance into the pool kind of

scared her you know squeaky sometimes

you were a little too big for some

people you know what i mean all right i

mean all right i sure don't want to

scare her hey

where'd alicia go she and her mom went

to the fruit smoothie shack come on

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greetings you luckier peoples

allow me to be reassuring you now fun

has a ribbon the brisket brothers are in

the easy with the cheesy

dude do not leave me hanging my handsome

but often dim wicked brother

don't hack

now not only will we be having the best

of times which we will but no one will

be suspecting our

most secret mission

high five

dudek tell me now wherever is mr blow up

croco gator uh

i am thinking you had mr blow up

you are as right as you are correct blue

deck

i know

we shall retrace the steps you'll have

taken and find

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mr blow up crocodile

it is fortunate we have found our

missing cr*cker gator

tell me now who is up for playing the

american football

yes

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the ball

whoa

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danger alert danger alert man overboard

starboard midship

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man in the water 60 feet below

i don't know that's a pretty long way

down for an accurate shot sully

okay gb this calls for

that squeak shot

let's do this sling thing

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adios

hang on buddy helps

yeah

right i've dispatched the rescue launch

they'll have him in moments we can't

thank you danger rangers enough for your

quick response and amazing equipment

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shadow

are you indeed believing what i am

seeing with mine own eyes if that is the

heroic and well groomed danger rangers

then do that i am believing your eyes

indeed hey hey hey hold that gorgonzola

used to just try and pipe it down a bit

okay

not everybody appreciates a motor mouth

cheval i am thinking that there is one

other who would enjoy meeting our new

heroic and fun loving friends

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uncles it is the danger rangers

yeah you are you are squeaky and sully

and gabrielli and kitty and berlin

gabriella and i already said that one

i have all your action figures

and is this the amazing saver does it

tell time tick-tock tick-tock hello

and where is your fabulous vtrl

aeroplane

oh how do you get so many amazing things

into such a teensy tiny little belt huh

well it

say where did your uncles go frontiq

verbal keep an eye on frantica sec would

ya come on we gotta find cheval and

dudek

no sign of chabal and his brother on the

allegro deck moving up to the barlow

deck

some vacation this turned out to be

now that we have given the pink slip to

the danger rangers we can pursue our

fun-loving ways without the added

responsibility of our young nephew

but and yet we still must not lose sight

of the real reason we are years at all

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you must keep that map hidden until we

reach the island my soon to be a wealthy

brother

as for now we must go and discard the

day away

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let's just try and relax okay frontier

little girl

why do you wear that poofy vest huh is

the ship sinking

it's a training vest

you don't know how to swim okay

you don't know how to

i can teach you

forget it okay

i'm never gonna swim never

alicia

oh that was a booty big cannibal was it

not ranger barber nope it was just plain

dangerous frontier you didn't look to

see if anyone was in the water before

jumping and you scared alicia out of the

pool now if you're gonna swim on my

watch you're gonna learn safety rules

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when you're cannonballing into the pool

splashing everyone and thinking that's

cool

keep in mind about the number one rule

we gotta think of everyone else

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with your arms and legs

do you land

folks are swimming while you're running

your chase

then you

everybody gets a wave in the face

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it's good to be polite

cause hurting others ain't right

dude it's rude

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you gotta think of everyone

of kids else you meet

when you swim and race don't you smack a

fish with your arms and your kicking

fleece

cannonball is exciting it's true

so is jumping off the diving board too

but keep in mind it isn't all about you

you gotta think of everyone else

we can jump we can dive just as long as

we know

we gotta think of everyone else

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attention passengers we shall be

anchoring in a few moments so get ready

for some exceptional lagoon snorkeling

shiva my brother we are suddenly needing

our enthusiastic young nephew for the

secret mission

frontiq are you sure your room is on

this d*ck i am a shirt nope as i have

note of anything nope

frontier we have been all over the place

of everywhere searching for you

don't you know you shouldn't leave a

young one alone like that thank you

ranger burble for returning our

long-lost nephew to us bye

the sure thing

i don't care what anybody says i'm never

going in that water again and i'm gonna

stay right here until this whole stupid

cruise is over oh yes this is the one

all right

for certainly my fellow non-descript

working man it is in badly needing of

both repairs yes let us take it now to

the um

lifeboat of repairing places

this is most excellent my clever brother

we have bamboos of them

hey what are you doing turn this boat

around

you are the floating best girl from the

swimming pool i haven't started over the

whole ship looking for you

why so you can make fun of me some more

no no

please i'm wanting to apologize for the

big media i was being really

well uh wait a minute where are we going

i am frantic prince of the pirates ah

we are having the map to check it out

blackbeard's hidden treasure you guys

are totally coconuts we need to go back

please let us get the treasure then go

straight back you can be the princess of

pirates then put on your like this we

are in a boat you know this girl she has

maybe even saved our worthless lives by

reminding us to wear our saw fashion

forward the life past

oh it seems some phony workman made off

with one of our lifeboats sabo scan the

ship's security cams on this deck hmm

what's this some wonky workmen engaged

in life raft larceny ranger burble

ranger burble have you seen alicia i

can't find her anywhere hmm the pool is

just around the corner savo rewind that

video

what is she doing we're gonna find out

rangers let's roll

you guys are climbing up there

that is what the treasure is being

hidden up

no way it's too dangerous oh then you

are staying watching the bald yes save

up anything on the scanner

not yet ranger sully don't worry sully

we'll find them

look my clever and resourceful uncles

the hourglass shed the rock

go in and tie this rope to the treasure

chest so that we might be pulling it out

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and it is at the end of our rope

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look we have found the blackbeard's

treasure we are the kings of the pirates

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wait tell me now what is that noise

waterfall

get this ranger

come in rangers i've got the brace keys

but alicia and the lifeboat have gone

adrift you'll take them back to the ship

i'll find alicia

i have visual i'm going in team

she's wearing a light fast and she looks

a-okay we're on our way to your

coordinates squeaky but just remember

one thing about alicia you can sometimes

attract more bees with honey than with

loud wise cracks

activating the diaphragm crossing

hang on alicia help has arrived

let's go into the harness train's

leaving the station

sheesh what am i gonna learn huh alicia

look

i've always kind of been

you know

the little guy

i mean could you tell and people used to

make fun of me some still do

like they make fun of me for not being

able to swim

bingo

those same people didn't think i could

do big things but you see i knew i could

and since i couldn't get bigger on the

outside i just kept getting bigger on

the inside

you mean

braver

oh that is so what i mean alicia and

well

i sometimes use my big voice so people

pay attention to me but i didn't mean to

scare anybody least of all's you but

here's the real good news kiddo you can

learn to swim even if i can't get any

cooler

and if you get in that harness so we can

get off this rock i am gonna personally

teach you every stroke you could ever

wanna know

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now show him everything i taught you

this last week

oh that was great honey i am so proud of

you

that was fantastic

be careful alicia or you will be making

the fishes jealous excuse me please we

wish to be making apologies for our

earlier actions yeah we were not

realizing how much trouble and danger we

were causing until we were the ones in

trouble

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so to be making an apology up to

everyone now we wish to share with all

of you the black birds treasure

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a lifetime supply of blackbeard's

treasure brand snack cakes

you mean it's not the real blackbeard's

treasure

real treasure don't be radical

of course there's no real treasure

besides like we are always to be saying

blackbeard's treasure snack eggs are

better than pirate gold

here they are get a shot of the contest

winners lin you boys are gonna be on all

our ads and promotional materials for

the next year

this whole thing was about some crazy

junk food contest well it sure looks

that way so what are we gonna do now

wow i am not knowing about you handsome

danger rangers but for one i am getting

myself some delicious blackbeard's cakes

of snack i'll take one oh this is the

last

okay everybody it's time for the danger

ranger summer vacation fun in the sun

safety scavenger hunt extravaganza

you all know the rules for fun in the

water right only swim in marked areas

always swim with a bunny and have a

grown up with you at all times

and don't forget no horseplay around the

poolside or donkey playing either wow

you guys sure know your stuff okay i'm

going to give you all a clue about an

important safety item for summer fun

then you have to find that thing and

bring it back here you ready let's go

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okay

it makes a line on top of the water and

keeps you from swimming where you

shouldn't otter but what could be making

a line on the water hmm

not a pencil or a crayon or a marker oh

i know frontier come on

keeps you from the swimming

brother follow me

this is gonna be rich

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this is exactly being the thing in that

club

we are winning for certainly alicia i

sure hope so

so cheval and dude the clue was

it makes a line on top of the water and

keeps you from swimming where you

shouldn't order oh

it's sheep's anchor this will keep you

from swimming anywhere

oh

well that's not exactly what we had in

mind alicia and frantique what did you

guess

a pool safety line it makes a line on

the water and keeps you from swimming

where you should in order absolutely

right score one for alicia and frontier

okay everybody here's your next clue on

bright days it would be wise to wear

these things and protect your eyes

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i know they're in my beach bag

hurry alicia we have them

sunglasses

with uv protection

we do not go into the sunshine without

them no brother

oh you guys got that right

on bright days it would be wise to wear

you be blocking sunglasses to protect

your eyes and remember sun lovers even

on a cloudy day wearing sunglasses with

lenses that look uva and uvb is always a

danger-proof plan okay both teams are

tied at one point apiece and there's

just one clue left

kitty more than any other thing what's

most important for a swimmer to bring

uh

what is most important

for a swimmer to bring

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i have gotten it

ranger squeaky

well actually we were looking for a

buddy so both alicia and frontie get the

point

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but ranger squeaky mouse

you are not our buddy our brave and

handsome little safety body

lover

give the point sully

of course i'm your buddy you

chuckleheads

what are you talking about here all

right

our handsome and good looking raise your

body

well we're tied at two points each

i guess there's only one thing to do

declare everyone a winner for knowing

all the right water safety tips and the

prizes

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you can use lots of things like water

wings and stuff that helps you float

wear a buoyant vest around your chest or

stay inside the boat hold on to

watercraft a rubber raft or life

preserver too but when you're going in

the water what's the best thing you can

do learn to swim

because if that inner tube just live or

if you ever lose your grip then you're

okay

learn to swim

if you've fallen to a pool

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you can stay my friend in the shallow

end and keep your mom in reach you can

hold her hand and play in sand and stay

up on the beach you can grab the ledge

and hold the edge of the pool and don't

let go but if you want to play in water

then the best thing you can know how to

swim how to swim

you can do it and you'll tell yourself i

knew it that's so cool

learn to swim learn to swim and you'll

feel just like a giant because now

you're self-reliant

when you can swim about and do without a

like that that's the key have a

lifeguard there who's taking care to

watch both you and me you can dunk your

face or safely race and really get to

play because when they ask you where's

your water wings you can proudly say i

can swim i can swim and keep my arms and

legs in motion and go splashing in the

ocean match the goal

i

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so be like her

and be like him

you can do nothing to it

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the bike skateboard and rollerblade

competitions begin at 2 pm

you rangers will be judging some of the

best of the best this year

chancellor spiel shall win the goal

games i'll become a hero to the world

just like old mccaskill mcsmile all

right everyone why are they

chauncey mcspell is gonna be the gold

games champion but what if you're not

good enough wait then i'll have to do

what i have to do can't

get loose

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safety rules