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01x15 - Kitty's Surprise Party

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x15 - Kitty's Surprise Party

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[Music]

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it's up to you what do you do [Music]

there's nothing more to being cool than being

safe safety rules [Music]

hey hey hey wait everybody it's derek's birthday we should be talking about yeah hey what do you want this year big d

it has to top your best present ever including christmas well

the best present i ever got was when i became a junior danger ranger i guess it wasn't technically a present because i

had to earn it but now i'm danger ranger ready for anything

[Applause] sabo what's the dr safety tip of the day today my inquisitive junior danger

ranger is an especially good day to remember always wear the proper safety

gear when you ride your bike hey i always wear a helmet when i ride

wow check this out guys ranger kitty has the same birthday i do

[Music] hey mom dad look ranger kitty and i have

the same birthday can you believe it huh what do you know oh and she's your favorite danger ranger too

yeah kitty's the coolest ranger remember dad she saved me that time in our old apartment building

we've got a hot room boys you know it wasn't for ranger kitty i never would have gotten out because of her i became

a junior danger ranger last year and i learned some of the most important fire safety rules of all check the closet

right it's cool but that's not hiding in here is one of

the worst things you guys could do in a fire [Music]

may i please have your attention because there's something i should mention and it has to do with calling 9-1-1

when you report a fire they assume you're not a liar and that's why before the call is even done

they're sending firemen and trucks and they're spending lots of bucks but the most important thing that you should

know is while they're busy helping you someone else could need them too but now they're tied up somewhere else and they

can't go so what's the deal make sure it's real when you're calling 9-1-1 the situation

should be dire because if they send the firemen and it turns out you're a liar it just might be that somewhere else

there really is a fire where they're people left high and dry and that my friend is why

[Music]

false alarms are not okay [Music]

you see when someone's having fun and they call up 9-1-1 to play a prank so they can laugh and say

they're not only causing trouble sending people on the double but to call a false alarms against the law

the police will come and get you and that really will upset you so don't fool around with any silly friend

when you call up 9-1-1 don't be playing any jokes because when you tie a fireman

for nothing but a hoax you've distracted them and now they can't be there for other folks so remember

keep it cool and obey that cardinal rule

never call a false [Music]

false alarms are not okay [Music]

know what i'd like more than anything else for my birthday to give ranger kitty a surprise party for her birthday

that's very generous derek and what if i got the other danger rangers to help i could invite you guys and a bunch of the

kids ranger kitty is saved that's a great idea cool turkey that'll be a cool

party yeah um i'm not sure i've got the danger rangers phone number son no problem dad when the

time comes i got him on speed dial [Music]

sabo you gotta keep kitty out of the rec room long enough for us to wrap all her birthday presents can do ranger sully

i'll temporarily scramble her save oh signal and she'll have no idea where you are

sully bert where is everybody

this is ranger kitty come in danger rangers [Music] okay what's going on

attention attention please junior danger ranger derek is checking in with what may be the best present of all for

ranger kitty's birthday oh gee i can't imagine what kitty would like better than my all-in-one back scratcher and

beef jerky live with dispenser

[Music] [Applause] [Music]

good morning rangers hey derek i hear you've got a great idea for kitty's birthday [Music]

[Applause] okay if you guys are up to something for my

birthday [Music]

all right calm down kitty these guys want to play hide and seek we'll play

oh yeah but play safe [Music]

keep it safe keep yourself safe

[Music]

remember every risk every chance you take is really nothing more than a choice you make when you go to play know

the way to keep yourself safe [Music]

enough to play this from one in your way

[Music]

stay safe cause you know that we love when there's danger in your way and you say can i keep myself

safe off the ground looking down am i gonna be safe

no matter what you don't keep an alert

[Music]

yes i see how we're gonna be safe never gonna fall and land in me i'm

always gonna look no matter what i'm always gonna keep myself safe

stop what stop

please

don't eat the cake [Music]

[Music]

got milk [Music] a surprise party's a great idea derek

hey i can start a list of some kids kitty help save i'll contact them via

their savo units phones and computers and we've got to do everything we can to

keep this surprise party a secret from uh you know who capisce

kitty alert take long quick hide the gifts

[Music]

[Applause]

hi guys what are you uh doing

sorry kitty sorry won't fix your hearing if you listen to music that loud you know

better sully uh boy you couldn't be more right kitty

[Music] [Applause] everybody loves to hear the

some play it loud so everyone can hear well everyone says get me near the music so

you can feel the rhythm pounding in your ear but if they turn that volume up so that

it's blasted can you feel the sound is pounding in your hair

if it's deafening to your brain it could end up causing pain so remember

[Music] it's too loud

[Music]

you want the sound to always be around be aware

you only get one there it goes [Music]

don't stand in car alarms machinery or loud sirens or a stereo that's blasting piercing

sound you might think it's cool right now but if it

[Music] if it's too loud they got to

[Music]

you want that sound to always be around you want to hear

love and fears

[Music] i know you guys are up to something no who us no way kitty what are you

kidding me save him we gotta get out of here without kitty so we can set up her surprise party leave it to me ranger

sonny oh look it's time for junior danger ranger surprise field inspection

all ranges to the launch room on the double except you kitty me

no i'm not feeling so well at all oh the dizziness oh pain

what is it save oh it could be a virus or else i'm feeling so glitchy

please stay with me ranger kitty and help nurse [Music]

no crying let's get to work i'll find that virus and have you feeling better in no time

[Music] good work sabo that should keep kitty

busy until the surprise party's ready okay how we doing on the guest list guys

gb's got everyone here but i don't know some of these kids anyone remember fabiola mendes yeah yeah yeah kitty

saved through at venice beach last summer remember that one gb cc

fabiola learned a lesson more importantly about water safety that day

water water everywhere swim and bathe and drink

oceans ponds and rivers lakes your bathtub and your sink water's cool let's jump in the pool come

on everybody get wet but don't horse around cause you could

[Music]

that's the golden rule

when you're out with lots of friends and you all go to the beach

don't go swimming whatever where no one else can reach and when those waves come crashing down

don't be near them rocks and don't swim far when a motorboat and when that lifeguard talks listen um

and before you go make sure you know that someone's watching you

everybody be water safe don't dump don't push don't shove keep it fun for everyone

[Music]

make sure the water's deep protect life and live learn to swim and recall this

song today when you play in pools you gotta know the rules and if a problem starts you

say all together now [Music]

you want mom dad's son and daughter [Music]

tommy johnson it's your birthday that's right tommy and for your birthday at

showbiz pizza place you'll get a big delicious showbiz birthday cake delivered personally by billy bob

himself pizza and party hats for you and all your friends and a special birthday gift but wait tommy that's not all a

birthday song just for you performed by the one and only rock a fire expl*si*n pretty neat huh

[Music]

hey the rabbit pops up here's another one yeah open mind it's crazy clown and mike wow extend

away open this one dude come on oh it's party reptile leo what did he do

bodacious birthday turtles just what i've always wanted ninja turtles

[Music]

come on casey we can see the danger rangers better from here

here they come this is gonna be the best party every

trouble on the playset hang on kids [Music]

[Applause] now what were you two doing up there you know you're only supposed to play where

it's safe when you're coming down that slide keep

your arms and legs inside make sure that you don't collide with somebody else

when [Music]

don't step off that merry-go-round let it stop and step on down you see

and in the parks and schools those playground rules are made for you and me so we're safe to play cause that's the

way to be when you play hide and seek before you sneak too far

make sure an adult there knows just where you are

avoid the street where there might be a car [Music]

so don't take off your shoes and socks don't do sandal sticks or rocks and

anyone [Music]

[Music] never stay

[Music] just make sure that you obey playground

rules you love today from me stay safe to play cause that's the way

to be safety rule

is everybody okay they will be from now on right girls

right ranger verbal come on everyone time to kick operation

surprise party into high gear okay burgle we need your muscles setting up the games derek how about you and your

friends start decorating squeaky gb are the guests on their way our speeds are flying and faster than

santa's reindeer on christmas hi ranger squeaky my mom and i are almost there

oh excellente karina ranger kitty is gonna be so surprised yeah she hasn't

seen you since uh what the the day she saved is in that cave-in yep and i

definitely learned my lesson about staying out of dangerous places like that

[Music] hey kids we want you to stay cuz we got

something important to tell you today so gather round and listen to what we're gonna say let's have a conversation is

the situation you wake up in your bedroom on a saturday morning and you can see that it's a beautiful day

you hear somebody roar it's your friends at the door and they are shouting can you come out and play

we're gonna play a sport hit the basketball court or there's a soccer fielder park on the way

yeah there's places to go but it's important to know there's also places that you never should lay

back yards are for kicking that ball but you never want to play in the street

a bad spot [Music]

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when you're in the house with friends playing hide-and-go-seek there are places that you don't want to hide

like in a dryer we mean or in the washing machine

[Music]

or the trunk inside your basement that can lock from inside or that cubby hole that's under the stair

let your brain be your guide if it could trap you inside that intelligence is showing we'll tell you not to go in the

places that are dangerous to play [Music]

ten seconds nine eight

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music] hey ranger can all the kids at the party

ride the burt long as they wear their gear and follow the rules

you're riding on skates and it's time to swirl when you're raising your bike do you

like a dangerous curve you like to ride your skateboard in front of automobiles

the golden rule is you gotta be cool when you're riding on wheels cause you're gonna go fast

[Music] see that driveway there's a car that's

backing out with all that rubber that you burn did you signal for that turn and keep your

bike inside the bike lane cause what's this all about it's about your wheels

it's about you about you it's about in landscapes and bikes and razors too [Music]

it's about skateboarding when you're ready to roll you gotta have eyes alert and you always

gotta have control cause you can do it do it right or you can do it wrong you

can do it wrong remember foods ignore the rules but they don't last long they don't last long

[Music]

stay inside that crosswalk keep it safe and i repeat you gotta wear that outfit

don't go too fast

[Music]

[Music] looks like operation surprise party is

ready for launch yeah but how are we gonna get kitty here without telling her about the party just you watch fallback

sabo this is ranger sully operation surprise party is full code green alternative ranger sally i think i'm

feeling better already

i just can't figure it out savo i don't see a thing wrong with you that's it whatever you're doing i'm a

hundred percent again you have done wonders ranger kitty wonders

like a danger alert oh yes seems it is the other danger rangers need you for backup at 129 elmwood drive there's not

a moment to lose monitor all new incoming danger alerts save oh you know where to find us

[Music]

[Music]

so [Music]

you better hurry kitty what's up sorry is it a fire no a bike riding hazard no

did someone fall in the pool no it's up

[Music]

you guys [Music] [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] i knew you were up to something but i never expected this

i don't know what to say well you can thank derek derek

[Music] yeah it was all his big idea

i just wanted to say [Music] i mean we just wanted to say thank you

for saving us ranger kitty rule kitty yeah

that is so sweet yeah excuse me can we get a big group happy

birthday before someone breaks into kumbaya [Applause]

[Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you guys all of you

come on rager kitty let's play some it all games down to using common sense

when danger strikes your brains your best defense is it wise to play with fire attach an

electric wire it all comes down to using common sense

when you ride your bike full speed ahead do you wear a helmet on your head

before you scream downhill berserk did you check your breaks will work safety's

nothing more than common sense when you see that kitchen stove is hot

hot hot hot and right on top of a great big boiling pot should you stand underneath that scarlet

or grab the handle better not you've got to choose to use your common sense

you're at this swimming pool you chase a ball you run too fast you slip and fall down you go you smack your head remember

[Music]

don't touch or play with any g*n a stranger grabs you turn and run

when there's a fire and you can't see the door get down underneath the smoke and crawl

across the floor before you open any doors [Music]

[Music]

it all comes down to using common sense yes it all comes down to using don't be

out there snoozing it all comes down [Music]

stay alive you won't get hurt [Music]

[Applause] you guys are the greatest

[Music] [Applause]

dangerrangers.com a safe place for kids to learn and play [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

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[Applause]

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society's given up on these kids the school's given up on these kids their own children have given up on these kids

they can't read books they're a bunch of dumb asses with no future