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01x13 - Dark Knight/Hallie Gets an Earful

Episode transcripts for the TV Show "Doc McStuffins". Aired: March 23, 2012 - April 18, 2020.*
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A magical animated series about a six-year-old girl, Doc McStuffins, who has the ability to talk to and heal toys and stuffed animals!

01x13 - Dark Knight/Hallie Gets an Earful

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♪ The doc is in,
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ If you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ It's ok,
don't be afraid ♪

♪ The doc really
knows her stuff ♪

♪ Doo, doo, doo,
you know what's good for you ♪

♪ The doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ When you feel
a little under the weather ♪

♪ Let doc mcstuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ To get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ Doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ Come, let the visit begin,
the doc is in ♪

♪ Doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ Come, let the visit begin ♪

The doc is in.
Ha ha ha.

"Dark knight"!

Who's ready for our
big sleepover party?

We are!

I love
sleepover parties!

How do you all like
my fancy-pantsy new pajamas?

Lambie, those
are prettier than
pumpkin pie!

I know!

What are
we gonna do
at the party, doc?

We're gonna play games,
tell stories,

Sleep in sleeping bags...

And have a pajama
fashion show?

Sure! Hee hee!

And I have a surprise.

Someone special is
coming to our party!

A surprise?
Someone special?

I'll give you a hint.

He's really brave!

It must be me!

Sorry stuffy. It's...

Aha!

[Lambie gasps]

Chilly: sir kirby!

Yes! 'Tis I sir kirby,

The bravest knight
in all of mcstuffins kingdom!

Donny said we could
borrow sir kirby
for the night.

M'ladies. Mm-wah.

Oh, my.

What a gentleman.

Sir kirby,
great to see you!

Oh, yikes!
That's hard.

'Tis wonderful to see
you, too, friendly dragon!

I am most delighted
to be here, friends,

As it is my first
sleepover party ever!

Oh, you'll love it.

We're gonna play
games, snuggle

In our
sleeping bags...

And turn off
the lights to tell stories!

Oh, uh, excuse me.

Did you say turn
off the lights?

Yes. Why?

Uh, why? Well, um,
you see it just sounds

Rather d-d-dangerous
to turn off the lights.

We turn off the lights
every night

When we go to sleep.

Don't you?

Actually, no.

When good king donny
goes to sleep,

Uh, he always keeps
a little light on
in his room--

Huh. Well,
no lights here.

[Breathing hard]

Oh, dear.

Sir kirby, you're
breathing really hard.

Are you ok?

Oh, yes, yes.
I-i am perfectly fine.

Being brave is just
so--so tiring! Phew!

Time for sleepover
party games!

Yay!
All right!

[Giggling]

Sir kirby: oh, wonderful!

I do say,
this sleepover party
is most delightful!

Oh, it gets
even better,

You handsome
hoppin' knight.

Time to snuggle up
and turn out the lights!

M'lady, I must ask you
not to turn off that light!

Why not?

What? Ah. Well, uh,
you see, i, uh--

Let me think.

I haven't done
my knightly check
of the room

To make sure there are
no dragons here!

Heh heh heh.

After all,
I need to keep

Fair princess lambie
safe, eh?

Hee hee!

But I'm here,
and I'm a dragon!

Indeed. However,
I meant mean dragons,

Not nice ones like you.

Here we are.

Good news there.

Ah. There are no
mean dragons here,

Nor are there
any scary monsters!

[Yawning]

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

[Whimpering]

Doc: sir kirby,
are you ok?

Yes, of course.

I was just, uh, keeping
princess lambie safe.

Yes. That's it.
Keeping her safe

From any mean dragons
that might, uh, you know,

Fly in the window.

Oh. You're
really shaking.

And breathing heavy, too.

Yes, well, i--i'm not
feeling very well at all.

I feel, um, shaky

And--and, like,
sweaty actually.

Sir kirby, let me
give you a checkup

And see what's wrong.

Can you do it
with the lights on?

Sure can, sweetie.

Well, then.
Checkup away!

And, um, take your time.

♪ Time for your checkup,
time for your checkup ♪

♪ I'm gonna check your ears,
check your eyes ♪

♪ Find out how much
you've grown ♪

♪ Time for
your checkup ♪

♪ I'm gonna listen
to your heartbeat ♪

♪ Fix you up,
ready to go ♪

♪ Time for
your checkup ♪

♪ It's ok if you giggle ♪

♪ This will only
tickle a little ♪

♪ Time for your checkup,
time for your checkup ♪

Sir kirby, your heart
is beating really fast.

That's why
you're so sweaty.

Sometimes, when someone
is breathing fast

And shaking
and sweating,

It means
they're scared.

Is there anything
you're scared of?

Me scared?

Need I remind you
that I am sir kirby,

The bravest knight
in all of mcstuffins kingdom!

Why I have
fought dragons,

Saved princesses,
and conquered evil kings!

And that's all
so amazing,

But have you ever
been scared?

The truth is, doc,
when it's very dark,

I always feel like this,
shaky and sweaty.

I think I am scared.

I think so, too.

I have a diagnosis.

You, sir, have
a severe case
of the darkwillies.

It means you're
afraid of the dark.

But how can
a brave knight be
afraid of something?

Are you sure
of your diagnosis,
lady mcstuffins?

Yes. You're afraid
of the dark,

But everyone has--

Say no more.

Good friends
of mcstuffins kingdom!

I am no longer
a brave knight.

And I can no longer
be a part of this
sleepover party.

Fair thee well...

And good-bye.

[Cries]

Don't go!
Don't go!

Sir kirby!

Everyone gets
scared sometimes,
sir kirby.

You mean, even brave
knights get scared?

Even brave knights.

We're your friends.

We'll help you.

Greetings, friends.

You need
a royal cuddle.

Oh, lambie.

You know, sugar,
I bet you'll feel better

If we tell you
what we're afraid of.

Yeah! Me, I'm afraid
of getting too hot,

Getting too cold,
melting,

Getting lost
under the bed,

Being mistaken
for a dog toy,

Being mistaken
for a baby toy,

Bananas, uh,
and pickles.

Oh, and--oh. Heh heh.

Well, you
get the idea.

I'm afraid
of hurting
people's feelings.

And polka dots.

I do not like
polka dots.

I'm not afraid
of anything--

Ugh. Except
for spiders.

And I'm afraid
of thunder and lightning.

That does makes
me feel better.

Good! Now to know
how to treat you,

I need to know
exactly what caused
your darkwillies.

Was there something
you saw that scared you

When the lights
went out?

Well, yes.

When the darkness fell,
I saw something strange,

Like a--like a scary monster
right there.

A scary monster?!
I can't look!

No monsters here.

Maybe in the dark,
that chair looks different.

Will you be ok
if we turn out the lights

For just a second?

If you must.

I'll hold your hand,
sir kirby.

Then you won't
be so scared!

Ah, m'lady.

Chilly: hoo!

1, 2, 3...

The monster!

I see it!
Right there!

Doc: no. Look.
It's not a monster!

It's just the way
the chair and the jacket look

When it's dark.

By jove,
you're right!

And yet, i-i still
feel, uh, strange.

Your heart is
beating kind of
fast again.

Your case of
darkwillies hasn't
been totally cured.

♪ The lights are out ♪

♪ What was that sound? ♪

♪ Oh! It's getting
really spooky now ♪

♪ Shadows on the wall ♪

♪ Not sleepy at all ♪

♪ But bedtime
is coming ♪

♪ And you'll
be fine ♪

♪ Hey, sir kirby ♪

♪ There's no need
to worry ♪

♪ With a switch,
we'll turn ♪

♪ The whole world bright ♪

♪ We can light
the night ♪

♪ That's no
monster there ♪

♪ It's just
a rocking chair ♪

♪ You see? ♪

♪ No reason to be scared ♪

♪ We can light the night ♪

A nightlight.
Good idea!

Now when we turn off
that light,

It won't be so dark!

Ha! I think I'm ready to
give it the old royal try!

Lambie: you can always
hold my hand again.

If you get scared,
just squeeze it.

M'lady, you are
the kindest and bravest
princess I know!

Hee hee!

Let's do this, folks!

It's telling stories
in the dark time!

Ok, everyone.
Let's count down.

3, 2, 1...

Well, you know,
it's not too dark.

I can see what
everything is.

That's not a monster.
It's a chair!

I think my darkwillies
are much better.

Yep. You're
totally calm.

Your heartbeat
slowed down,

And you're
not shaking anymore.

Hooray!
Yay!

A hundred thanks
to you all!

Friends, toys,
countrymen,

Sir kirby is back

And ready
for the sleepover party!

Then let's get
into our
sleeping bags!

Oh, my. This is comfy!

And it's not
scary at all!

Stuffy:
ooh! Shadow puppets!

Once upon a time there
was a brave knight...

Stuffy: and he was afraid
of the dark...

Lambie:
but when he turned
on a little light.. .

He wasn't afraid
anymore!

Doc: but he was sleepy.

[All yawning]

Good night, sir kirby.

Sir kirby?

[Snoring]

I'm not afraid
of the daaarrrmmm...

[Giggling]

I think
sir kirby is cured!

Night, everyone!

All: good night, doc.

"Hallie gets an earful"!

Everybody, hide!

1...2...3...

4...

5...

Chilly, hide!

I am!

Doc is gonna think
I'm a real snowman

And walk right by me.

A real snowman
just standing there

In the middle
of a summer day?

Exactly.

Doc: 10! Ready or not,
here I come!

Hi, chilly.
Found you.

Wow, doc!
That was amazing.

You're not only
great at fixing toys,

You are great
at finding them, too.

Heh heh!
Just lucky, I guess.

I wonder where
everyone's hiding.

Aah! Spiiideeeer!

Ohh. What happened?

Sorry, chilly.

There was a huge,
monstrous,

Dragon-eating-sized
spider in there.

You mean, that tiny,
little spider right there?

Well, he could eat me

If he had enough time.

Ohhhhh!

Are you ok?

Stuffy, doc,
is that you?

I think I need
an ambulance!

I got you covered.

Doc, everything
looks blue.

That's the sky.

You're looking up
at the blue sky.

One ambulance
at your service.

Thanks!

Chilly, I think
you're fine,

But if it'll make
you feel better,

We can go to the clinic
for a checkup

Just to be sure.

Oh, that will definitely
make me feel better.

Everybody, come on out!

Game's over!

Is everything ok,
doc?

Sorry, guys.

Chilly got
knocked down,

So I'm going to give
him a checkup.

Aw. I had a wicked good
hiding place,

But I'll never
tell where it is.

It's ok, hermie.

We can play
a little bit later.

Has anyone seen hallie?

Don't know.
I couldn't
see anything

While I was hiding
in the sand...box.

Oh! I said
too much, didn't i?

[Squeak]

Don't worry, doc.
We'll find her.

All right, everybody!
Follow the dragon!

Dragons use their
strong sense of sight,

Smell, and hearing
to find--

Aah!

There she is!

What did I tell you?

Dragons are great
at finding things!

You can come
on out, hallie.

Game's over.

Aw, you found me.

Coming out.

[Grunting]

Or trying to,
but I'm stuck in here

Like a bug in a rug!

Dragons are also
excellent unstuckers.

[Groaning]

Blazing bumblebees!

Am I the last
one to be found?

Well, you did--

How about that?!
I won, I won,
I won, I won!

Um, actually hallie.
Nobody won.

We had to stop the game
to give chilly here

A checkup.

Ohhhhh!

You didn't
hear me calling?

Calling? No.
I didn't hear a thing.

Did you all hear
doc calling?

I think even the dog
next door heard it.

[Dog barking]

Well, I guess my
hiding place was

Just too far away
for me to hear anything.

Now if you'll
excuse me...

There's
a certain snowman

Who needs our help.

Doc, if I don't make it,
I want you to have

My collection
of snow globes.

And let hallie
have my hat.

I know how much she
always loved this hat.

Chilly, you're gonna
need your hat

And your snow globes
because you're
gonna be fine.

I'll have you back
to hide-and-seeking
in no time.

Hallie, may I have
the otoscope please?

Here you go!

Um, the otoscope,
please?

The what-a-what?

You got to speak up, doc.

Oh, the otoscope.

Here you go.

Thanks, hallie.

Are your ears
feeling ok?

Sometimes ears
can get clogged.

Frog?!

I know toys can break
in all kinds of ways,

But I can tell you,
there's no frog in my ear!

Um, doc, I'm worried
about hallie's hearing.

Me, too.

Let me just finish
chilly's checkup.

Looking good, chilly.

Now let's do
a quick check for any rips,

And you'll be good to go.

Rips? I knew it!

Oh, I'm probably leaking
stuffing right now.

I'll be just
like an old sock

With a hat!

Stuffy: whoaaaa!
Watch out, hallie!

Hallie!

Hallie, didn't
you hear stuffy?

No. I guess these
old hippo ears aren't
working so well.

We both could have
been scrambled
like eggs

All because I
couldn't hear you.

I'm ok, hallie.

Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you.

Do you need a cuddle?

It's ok. Chilly's checkup
is all done,

So I can check
your ears now.

Yeah! Doc'll fix you
so you can hear

A dragon coming
a mile away!

Or a hide-and-seek call!

Or a cuddle call!

I'll fix them so you
can hear all kinds
of cool things.

♪ Have you heard?
Have you heard? ♪

♪ Soft or loud,
sounds and words ♪

♪ A beating drum,
the tweeting of a bird ♪

♪ Have you heard? ♪

♪ Your brother
snoring in bed ♪

♪ An airplane overhead ♪

♪ And the last thing
that I said ♪

♪ Have you heard?
Have you heard? ♪

♪ Soft or loud,
sounds and words ♪

♪ A speeding car,
the tweeting of a bird ♪

♪ Have you heard? ♪

♪ Have you heard?
Have you heard? ♪

♪ Have you heard? ♪

♪ Have you heard? ♪

Look at me.

I'm supposed to be
a nurse, not a patient.

Everybody needs
a doctor sometimes.

Besides, hearing tests
are kind of like a game.

We'll have fun.

We'll have gum?

You know sugary gum
is not good for your teeth.

Not gum! Fun!

Oh! Well, in that case,
let's do it.

All you have to do
is close your eyes
and raise your hand

When you hear
squeaker's squeak.

Ready as a rooster
at sunrise, doc.

Uh-oh. I can't
hear squeakers.

I think I need
a doctor again!

Chilly, we haven't
squeaked yet,

And besides,
the test is
for hallie.

Phew. I heard that.
Heh heh! Never mind.

[Squeak]

[Squeak]

How am I doing, doc?

Great!

[Scat singing]

Stuffy.

Too much?

Hoo-whee!

Doc's gonna have to
check my heart after that,

Not just my ears!

Thanks, stuffy.

I'll take it
from here.

Mm-hmm. Bye.

[Squeak]

Mm-hmm.

[Lower squeak]

[Lower squeak]

[Lower squeak]

Go on, doc.

I'm getting gray
hippo hairs waiting

For you to squeak.

You're all done
with your test.

Huh? So I passed the test?

Actually,
you didn't.

There were some
squeaks you
couldn't hear.

It's like your ears
are clogged up
or something.

Clogged up?

Yep. Once my ears
got clogged up
on an airplane,

And I could hardly
hear anything
for a whole day!

What did you do?

I yawned, and that
unclogged them.

[Yawns]

Did it work?

What did you say?

Sounds like we need
to do something else

To unclog hallie's ears.

Yep. Let's take
a look!

Uh-oh!

I think I know
why you can't
hear very well!

I have a diagnosis.

You have
earstuffinosis.

That means there's
extra stuffing' in
your ear.

Huh? An extra muffin
in my ear?

Huh! Why, that's
just ridiculous.

Not muffin,
stuffin'.

Hmm. I suppose I am
a bit fluffier than usual.

[Squeak]

Careful, sugar.

There's enough boo-boos
in that book

To give you a boo-boo.

Let the brave
dragon help.

Ok.

D'oh! Ow! Ooh!

Aww. Sorry, stuffy.

When there's too much
fluff in your ears,

The sound
can't get through.

I'm gonna have
to unstuff it.

I'm ready, doc.

Do what you
got to do.

There. It's
really important to
clean out the fluff

Every now and then
before it plugs
up your ears.

Ohh! Doc!

Say that again.

It's important
to clean out fluff

Before it plugs
up your ears?

Ha! That's what
I thought you said.

I could hear a ladybug
landing on a leaf

With all that
stuffing gone!

♪ I feel better,
so much better ♪

♪ Thank you, doc, for taking
all the ouches away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good
till you fixed me ♪

♪ Like I knew
that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better,
so much better now ♪

Hey. Now that hallie
and chilly are all better,

Why don't we play a game?

We never did finish
hide-and-go-seek.

Yeah!
I love that game!

You toys better
start hiding

Cause this hippo's
gonna use her eyes

And ears to find you.

1, 2, 3...

4, 5, 6...

7, 8, 9...

10!

Ready or not,
here I come!

Ha ha ha!
Hiya, chilly.

Wow! You are really good
at this game ,too.

[Giggling]

I heard that!

Found you!

[All laughing]

Hey. Where's hermie?

[Tapping]

There he is.

[All laughing]

Hey, everybody.
It's doc here.

Luca got a splinter
in his finger.

What should you do
if you get a splinter?

Should you play dragon stomp
and knock down

All your blocks?

Should you tell an adult so they
can remove the splinter?

Should you play a game
of throw cotton ba*ls

At stuffy's tummy?

That's right!

Get an adult
to remove the splinter.