02x17 - Valentine Daze

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[Cadpig] Are you all aware that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day?

A joyous celebration of the power
and importance of love and friendship,

and the ultimate guilt trip:

the opportunity to give a Valentine
to someone who didn't give you one

and watch 'em squirm?

I love it!

She scares me sometimes.

Huh, only sometimes?

Hey, what's Roger up to?
He's acting weird.

Maybe he's got a wedgie.

All right, a mystery! Let's follow it.

I did it, I did it! [chuckles]

Whoa! Ugh!

Hey! Ugh!

[Spot squawks]

I think I hear... music?

Oh, no, he's not taking up
the trombone again!

Roger can do a lot of damage
with a wind instrument.

Last time the chickens mutinied.

It wasn't pretty.

Roger, why is this door locked?

I need to use the computer.

Now we'll see what's going on.

Now?

Why not?

Um, no reason.
Now's a great time. I guess.

What's in the box, dear?

What box?

Oh, oh, you mean this box?

Oh, I'm, uh, working
on a new video game,

The Hunchbox of Notre Dame.

Gotta go ring some bells. See ya!

That man is up to something.

And we're gonna find out what it is.

[puppies yipping]

Hmm.

Not a single Valentine.

Good. They take up too much room
in my mailbox anyway.

Besides, all those fattening sweets

and drippy chocolate hearts
would ruin my girlish figure.

Ugh!

-Ohh!
-[clattering]

Valentines don't make
a real woman happy.

Ugh! Only hippy.

Now, where are those two nimrods?

Can't they see my mailbox
needs fixing?

[Horace] Careful.

One loud noise,
and the whole thing will be ruined.

Ohhh!

[Cruella] Jasper! Horace!

-Aaaah!
-Huh?

I hired you two to scrub
and dust, not use my kitchen!

Yowwww!

Burning... Ow-ow-ow!

It was all his idea.

He wanted to bake
a Valentine's Day cake.

Valentine's Day cake?

Why, you portly little scamp.

Whoever is it for?

Well, as soon as I put
the frosting on it,

I was hoping that Nanny might like it.

Oh, Nanny... Nanny!

You loathsome piece of gristle.
Get out of my kitchen!

Be gone!

Excuse me, ma'am, but could you
throw me the frosting?

Hmm! Thank you, ma'am.

Memo to myself.

See to it that Valentine's Day
is wiped off the calendar!

Whoa!

Gotta clean that up.

Whoa!

Pick that up.

[chickens squawk]

Gotta clean that up.

Ahh!

Nooo!

[splat]

Oh, no, he's not gonna try
to hide it in the toolshed.

Oh! I'm outta here.

Me, too. I don't wanna be
around when the door opens.

Where are you going?

Well, discretion is the better part
of avoiding pain.

Aaaah!

[door opens]

-[screaming]
-[chain saw buzzing]

[Lucky] Things get a little tough
and everybody bails.

All right!

Now we'll get to the bottom of this.

[grunts]

Whoa! [grunts]

[Roger's voice]
♪ You love me and I love you ♪

♪ With a heart so full and true ♪

♪ Be my Valentine, I plead ♪

♪ Anita, love, you're what I need ♪

A Valentine?

Eww, gross! Some big mystery.

[Dumpling] Oh, Lucky, it's beautiful!

Dumpling?

And you couldn't even
wait till tomorrow

to give it to me!

But...

[snorting]

Oh, it's got candy, too!

It's not for you.

Oh, don't be coy, cuddle bumps.

I don't mind getting love loot early.

But, Dumpling, it's not for you!

So let go!

Whoa!

Listen, sweet cheeks,
if that's for another girl,

there's a pig knuckle sandwich
with your name on it.

Back off, Dumpling!

It's for Anita, from Roger.

Hey, the Valentine.
Where is the Valentine?

Oh, no!

[snickers]

Scorch has the neatest Valentine

'cause I was nosing around
where I didn't belong.

What a jerk!

You can say that again!

[sighs] Huh?

Looks like I'm the one
who's gonna have to get it back.

[Roger sighing] I can't believe this!

I finally remember to make
Anita's Valentine and this happens.

Good job, Lucky.

The anti-Cupid strikes again.

Come on, guys,
you gotta help me get it back.

Excuse me. Scorch has it.

Scorch eats chickens.

Do you see a problem here?

How about I just cheer you on
proudly from the sidelines?

Besides, it's at Cruella's.

Imagine what she'll be doing to us
while Scorch is eating Spot.

Ugh! Thanks for the visual.

You won't be doing this for me.

You'll be doing it for Roger,
and Anita, your country,

the flag, apple pie!

[chomping]

[both] Huh?

Cut to the chase, we're doing it
to save your butt!

I can live with that.

I can send myself flowers.

Hello, Flowers-R-You?

I want to send myself
a bouquet, anonymously.

Sign the card, "I love me!" [chuckles]

No, I can't give you my name,
it would spoil the surprise!

Nincompoops.

♪ You love me and I love you ♪

♪ With a heart so full and true ♪

What is that horrible racket?

-Scorch!
-Huh?

It's a Valentine!

Someone left me a Valentine!

There's only one explanation for this.

Either the house is infested

with large, romantically
inclined termites...

[chuckles]

… or I have a secret admirer.

[laughing]

Hoo-hah!

I've always said
I love Valentine's Day!

Now, all I have to do is find
my bashful Lothario

so he can declare
his undying devotion to me!

Memo to myself: get it in writing.

[chuckles]

Why can't I just give
Nanny the cake and say,

"Happy Valentine's Day"?

Dweeb. Nanny thinks
we're criminals.

We're not criminals.
We're consultants on parole.

Listen, doofus.

You want to get
on Nanny's good side,

you're gonna have
to creep up on her.

Here she comes.

Go for it, you romantic devil, you!

Whoa! Oh, dear! Oh...

Whoa!

-[Horace] Owww!
-[clattering]

Think it's time for plan B.

♪ You love me and I love you ♪

♪ With a heart so full and true ♪

Oh, I can't wait
to personalize everything

when I find out
who the little monkey is!

Ha ha ha!

And I will find him! Ha ha ha!
Ooh, yes, I will.

Oh, I tell you, I didn't
give you a Valentine!

Oh, no need to be coy,

you salty, seafaring
hunk of hard tack.

Oh, pl-please!

Avast! Repel off-board.

You know Starbuck's
only in love with himself!

What he said.

[teeth chomping]

Good point.

Your loss, sailor.

He can't hide from me forever!

Hello.

Oh!

She's tough.

You're on your own.

This plan really stinks, Lucky!

You got a better idea?

Truthfully, I thought eight-track tapes
were a better idea.

Yeah, Scorch isn't just gonna hand
the Valentine over, you know.

Look!

We've found it.

Now, how do we get it?

[Ralphie] I'm telling you, Cru,
I don't feel that way about ya.

You're my business rival.

It would be unethical of me to like you.

-Ohhh!
-Oh, fess up, Ralphie, darling!

Who else can it be?

I'm a lot of things, Cru,
but I'm not as dumb as I look.

Oh, you're right.

Anyone who wears
such gauche undergarments

doesn't have the taste
to appreciate a prize like me.

[squawking]

[sighs]

-Go for it.
-Atta-girl, Spot!

[groaning]

Sometimes, it really pays off
to have a pup that can fly.

[Cruella] And what have we here?

Yike!

You know I hate spots
in my nice, clean house.

You disgusting vermin
are the perfect ending

to an absolutely horrendous day!

But I'll feel better
when you're gone.

[doorbell buzzes, chimes]

[gasp] It's him! My secret admirer!

He's come at last!

[gasps] Oh, it's you.

Here, take out the trash.

[snarling]

Actually, I just came by to see
if you found my Valentine.

That's your Valentine?

You've got it?

Got it? Of course I've got it.

And I'll tell you this!

Mmm! I love it.

Oh, Roger, this is such
a happy surprise.

[chuckles]

"Roger"! You remembered my name!

Oh, of course, Roger.

I'd never forget the name
of my very own secret admirer.

Would I, hmm?

Well, don't just stand there
admiring me from afar!

Come in and admire me.

Whoa!

I can't begin to tell you, Roger, dear,
what this Valentine means to me.

To be admired and esteemed,
even by someone as innocuous as you,

well, we can at least be
good friends, can we not?

Good friends? But--

I especially like the song.

♪ You love me and I love you ♪

♪ With a heart so full and true ♪

Oh, Roger,
you've captured me in song.

But I wasn't thinking
about you at all.

♪ Be my Valentine, I plead ♪

♪ Anita, love, you're what I need ♪

Anita?

You made this for your wife?

What is the world coming to?

After all we've
meant to each other, Rumpus.

-B-b-but... we didn't mean anything.
-We could have!

-But--
-Get out!

-But--
-I said get out!

[Roger] Whoa! Ooh!

But...

… my Valentine!

[sighing] Memo to myself.

Erase Valentine's Day
from the face of the Earth.

If I don't get a Valentine,
nobody gets a Valentine!

[cackling]

[cackling]

[Rolly] I don't think this is
gonna replace the Valentine

Roger made for Anita.

Relax! Anita will never
know the difference.

She's just a human.

You guys,
Cruella's stealing all the hearts

from everywhere and everyplace.

[sighing] Poor Cruella.

She needs TLC. She needs love.

She needs help.

Okay, let me get this straight.

You want us to help Cruella,
a known puppy hater

who wants to wipe us
off the face of the Earth!

Well, it is Valentine's Day.

[Cruella] Hasta la vista!

Well, goodbye, heartbreak!

When you care enough
to shred the very best.

[puppies yipping]

What? What are you doing here?

Come to gloat, I suppose,

at the only person in the world
who doesn't get any Valentines.

What's this?

A flower? For me?

And a gourmet chocolate bar?

[gasps] A mood ring!
I really need this.

My last one exploded.

Now, don't expect me to fall

for that "dog is man's
best friend" falderal.

I didn't think this was gonna work.

Just wait a second.

Just so you don't think we're
friends or anything.

[yipping]

Too bad none of you has
a trust fund to share.

[Scorch whispering]

Hmm.

Here, get this gaudy piece
of junk out of here

and clutter up your own yard.

Hmm, giving someone
a Valentine just to make them happy.

What a concept!

Come along, Scorch'ums,
we have some things to replace.

It's not as nice
as the other one, but...

Oh, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

Right! Just don't get
mushy or anything.

[puppies yipping]

Huh? What is that man up to now?

[puppies yipping]

Don't push, don't push.

There's plenty of cake to go around.

I just didn't want my Valentine's Day
cake to go to waste.

♪ You love me and I love you ♪

♪ With a heart so full and true ♪

♪ Be my Valentine, I plead ♪

♪ Anita, love, you're what I need ♪

It's a beautiful Valentine, Roger.

I just hope Cruella
can get over it.

Oh, she's a tough old bird.

[Roger] She doesn't need anybody.

[Cruella and Scorch snoring]

[sighs]

Happy Valentine's Day, Scorchy-poo.

[Scorch sighing]

[snoring continues]

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