02x05 - Do Toons Dream of Animated Sheep?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Once upon a time in Toontown ♪

♪ There was a cat that had it all ♪

♪ Fortune and fame, top of the game ♪

♪ Up until he hit the wall ♪

♪ Now he makes a livin' downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' on a brand new beat ♪

♪ Slippin' through the new day
Trippin' on a two-way ♪

♪ Ticket down a one-way street
Beep beep beep ♪

♪ Who's that cat ♪

[siren]

♪ Crackin' up crime? ♪

♪ Stoppin' the clock ♪

[clock ticking]

♪ Hope he gets here on time ♪

[old car horn]

-♪ Let's go--
-Bonkers ♪

♪ Yeah! Totally nuts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-No ifs, ands or but buts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Someone's stealin' the show ♪

♪ Can't stay, I gotta go, go! Oh, no! ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Things gettin' outta control ♪

♪ Now you're caught in a trap
Ready to snap ♪

♪ Snappin' the cap
And you're takin' the rap ♪

♪ But ya can't hold back
That wacky attack ♪

♪ That's why you're still a star ♪

-♪ 'Cause you're--
-Bonkers ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Bonkers ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wherever you-- wherever you--
Wherever you-- ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

What's that, chief?

Oh, the Bobcat had an accident
with a chainsaw?

Oh, I'll notify his next of toon. Hmm...

[telephone rings]

Huh? What? Who is it?

It's me, Sarge. Bonkers.

But I thought you were...

It's 3:00 in the morning.

-What do you want?
-I couldn't sleep.

So count sheep.

I'm allergic to sheep, Sarge.
That's why I count toon sheep.

So count them, stupid!

Wake me up again,
and count yourself out of a job.

[clink]

Now I can't sleep.

I hate that Bobcat.

Toon sheep. Of course.
I can always count on you, Sarge.

[Bonkers] One, two, three, four, five...





-One, two, three,
-[sheep bleating]

four, five, six, seven...

Night after night, jumping over
the same stupid fence.

This is a life?

I want to count my own sheep,
dream my own dreams.

Instead, we're acting like--like sheep.

I've had it!

Step aside gorgeous.
This sheep's taking it on the lamb.





So, um, what's a girl got to do
to get a dream around here, hmm?

Hmm, expensive effect.

[crash]

[snoring]

[trumpet fanfare]

Hello.

Am I dreaming or is this a dream?

Have no fear, Señorita.
I shall protect you.

Heel, Toro. Heel.

So this is the stuff dreams are made of.

Ferdinand, huh?

I'm Baabra.

So you got a girlfriend or what?

Excuse me.

Hey. Can't you see I'm busy?

But I have to fight this bull
to impress Fawn.

Fur face, this dream isn't big enough
for the three of us,

Is it gorgeous? Pleasant dreams.

Hey, don't fold that up.

I'm coming back.
I want to see how this ends.

Aah!

What a nightmare.

No more cheeseburger pizza before bed.

[Bonkers] Boy, did I sleep rotten
last night.

I couldn't finish any of my dreams.

-So?
-Unfinished dreams are like cheap novels.

You got to find out what
happens at the end.

Maybe you just can't remember them
happens to me all the time.

Nah. I felt like I was kicked out of them,

and this sheep kept showing up.

Sounds like you ate too much
cheeseburger pizza.

Lunch break. Great idea. I want doughnuts.

I'll have one of everything.

I'm going to see if I finish a dream.

Sleep tight.

-[snoring]
-[mumbling]

And the final nominee...

"Bonkers D. Bobcat?" I demand a recount.

I got more fan mail, and I didn't
even get nominated.

Let it be me. Just let it be me.

Come in, car 13. Toon bug at large.

Museum robbery suspect
in your vicinity. Respond.

Bonkers, wake up.

And the winner of this award
which should be mine is...

"Bonkers?"

Awesome possum!

A guy who says awesome possum wins,
and I don't even get a nomination?

Not you again.

Hello, gorgeous.

Car 13 responding. We got him.

Freeze! Police!

And I'd like to thank my mom,
who told me i can have any dream I wanted.

This is my dream, and that's my award.

-Was. It's mine now.
-Give me that.

It's mine.

It's mine! Mine! Go get your own dream!

Bonkers, wake up!

Don't let me disturb
your beauty sleep, Copper.

Bonkers, what are you doing?
And make it good, real good.

Um, wrestling with a sheep?

I know this sounds crazy,
Professor Von Drake,

but I see my dreams
are being stolen by a sheep.

I don't get it.

What's wrong if Bonkers loses
a few dreams?

Even the smallest dreams
are important to a toon.

They recharge you like a battery,
and they are like cheap novel.

They just got to see how they end.

Every time I lose a dream,
it's like I lose a part of myself.

I get feeling, I'm empty inside.

Even a few stolen dreams could leave
a gap that can't be filled. See?

How long have I got, doc?

Tell me, I can take it.
Six months? A year?

Two seconds.

[birds chirping]

-[snoring and mumbling]
-[struggling]

Ha ha! Should've used a non-stick pan.

Let's see what's going on
in those dreams of his.

When I give the word,
push this button here.

Are you sure it's safe?

Sure I'm sure that I'm sure.

Let me just step out of the way.

[telephone rings]

Hello?

Alright, Miranda, action.

[bell rings]

Alright, let's see what we got.

Oh boy! That kooky Bobcat's dreams
are being stolen by a sheep.

If that cat loses any more dreams,

he'll have a hole him in the size
of a Grand Canyon.

As long as he's not sleeping,
the sheep can't steal anymore dreams.

So, you got to keep him awake until
I invent a cure.

That's not what I wanted to hear.

This cold water should wake you up.

Uh, Miranda, I'm sorry
to cause you so much...

-[snoring]
-[mumbling]

[coughing]

You're a true friend.

What do you want to do tonight?

-[snoring]
-[mumbling]

Sh... sh... sh... sh... sugar!

I'll be back.

Ohh. Maybe tonight that Bobcat
will let me sleep.

[loud whoosh]

Bobcat!

[knocking]

Boy, a spoonful of sugar really
does help the medicine go down.

-[snoring]
-[mumbling]

Let's steer clear of sergeant Grating.
I don't think he should see you like this.

In my office now!

We've been at this all night Kayle.
The bug's gonna talk.

Come on. Spill your guts.

We collared the flea
who robbed the museum,

no thanks to you.

-[rock music]
-Are you listening?

Would you like french fries
with that order?

Let me throw a formula at you.

Crooks commit crimes. Cops catch crooks.

Is that too difficult for you?

I can explain, Sarge. I've lost my dreams.

Without them, I'm not worth
a bowl of soggy...

-[snoring]
-[mumbling]

Your dreams? What about mine?

If you'd only let me sleep,
maybe I'd dream of firing you.

Yoo-hoo! Hello there!

Anyone seen a crackpot Bobcat

with a psycho sheep
running amuck on the brain?

Friend of yours?

Me? Uh, no.

Excuse us.

Screw up again, and you'll be
guarding horses

on a merry-go-round
on Christmas eve in Tibet.

[door slams]

[bell rings]

I guess you found something
to clear Bonkers' head.

Introducing the Von Drake
dream machine, patent pending.

It's going to materialize Bonkers' dreams
into our very own world.

One zap, and that dream sheep's
gonna experience

one heavy dose of reality,
I want to tell you.

Of course, the Bobcat's got to be asleep.

-[snoring]
-I don't think that'll be a problem.

Ya-hooey! Yee-ha!

How.

There she is!

That lambchop's history.

Hey, is this a dream?

Not anymore, toots.

No more dream stealing for you, kiddo.

Now, give us back the Bobcat's dreams.

Oh, I wouldn't dream of it.

Easy with that trigger there, Miss sheep.

That's Baabra, sheep number 1,119,

Bonker's dream district south.

Just give us the dreams Baabra
and there won't be any trouble.

They're my dreams.

Oh... what a catnap.

You again?

I'm dreaming. Pinch me, Miranda.

-No, partner, you're wide awake.
-Look! It's Elvis!

[sheep baaing]

Get her!

Don't worry about it. She can't escape.

She's got no dreams to go to,
if everybody's awake.

[snoring]

You mean that sheep has my dreams
in somebody else's dreams?

Yes, and we don't know
which dream she's in.

Just look at that slumber party.

-[snoring]
-Wait a second!

My brain just tripped over its own idea.

Let's see now.

A talking duck wants
to have a slumber party in my present

to catch a dream-stealing leg of lamb.

Hmm...

Hello, Tibetan airlines?

I'd like a one-way ticket please,
for a Bobcat I'm about to fire.

Well if the sergeant wants all
his dreams stolen,

it doesn't bother me,

and I guess it also won't bother
you when an overweight toon sheep

crams itself into your tiny head
and sings hello, dolly!

Let's go, kids.

Wait. I'm sure we can work something out.

Okay, everybody, gather all
your blankets into the middle.

We are going to have so much fun.
I even ordered pizza.

Can we just get to sleep already?

Yeah, Bonkers, come on. I've been awake
two days now keeping you awake.

I don't know how much longer I can last.

When the sheep shows up on that scanner,

we're gonna zap her out of their dreams.

[tick tock]

[snoring]

Leave me alone. I don't know nothing.

I've got a can of bug spray,
and I'm not afraid to use it.

Wow, this bug needs a good shrink.

-There she is.
-Uh-oh, that quack's trying to fry me.

Come back here!

Reverse, professor! Put it in reverse!

I know I wrote the instructions somewhere.

Uh, excuse me,

did someone order a pizza?

I've got the bug spray.

Uh-oh. We got ourselves another sleepy
head for that crazy sheep to get into.

And they said it would never fly.
Talk about light crust.

Uh, sheep!

A-ha! Got you this time.

I hate my dreams.

Ha! Anchovies. I hate anchovies.

We lost her.

[snoring] Hee hee hee hee.

Hey, Sarge! Where are you, Sarge?

Ready...

aim...

you're fired!

Missed again.

What cheap parts.

You fire a cannon at it,
and it turns into garbage.

Where are my dreams now?

[snoring]

Uh-oh.

-[tires squeal]
-[siren]

[whistle]

Mmm, dream doughnuts.

[crunch] Half the calories
and twice as fulfilling.

The sheep's inside Miranda's dream.

And we got no way to get her out.

How am I going to get my dreams back,
if we can't get to the sheep?

I give up. How?

I don't know.

-You're the scientist.
-Look!

Miranda's dreaming of you.

Boy, do you like those doughnuts.

Are you kidding? I love doughnuts.

He can hear us.

Hey, you!

I mean, hey, me!

I mean-- I mean, hey, Bonkers!

Did I just hear me talking to myself?

Forget that. See that sheep over there?

She stole your dreams.

I mean, she's got my dreams.

I mean, she... I mean,
just get that sheep!

You ever met a guy
you just can't get rid of?

Alright, drop the luggage.

Are you crazy? And break up
a perfectly good set?

All aboard!

Yee-ha!

[whinny]

Oh!

Did anyone order a pizza?

[ship's horn blows]

I hate other people's dreams.

[crunch]

[whinny]

[grunt]

Hasta la vista, girl of my dreams.

Yee-ha!

[whinny]

-[static]
-Hey, what's going on?

Huh? What?

♪ Rockabye, baby, on the tree top ♪

♪ When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock ♪♪

[sighs]

Whew!

What was that?

Technical difficulties.

Oh.

Give it up, steel wool,
before you're put to pasture.

In your dreams, buster.

It's been real, gorgeous.

Too real! Yee-ha!

She got away with my dreams.
I'll never be whole again.

Come in, car 13. Sheep at large. Over.

Drop the dreams, toots.

Miranda! Where'd she come from?

Come on. You never heard of dream police?

Here, partner, I got a present for you.

She got 'em. She got 'em.

Yecchh! Ptooey!

[snoring]

Okay, talk.

What did you want with my--
I mean his dreams?

All I ever wanted were dreams of my own--

little quiet ones that come to a sheep
while she's waiting to jump a fence.

Like a some handsome bull handing
her flowers on a tropical island.

But all I do is help you get
to sleep so you can dream.

You don't know what it' s like.

I do now.

I never realized how important
my dreams were till I lost them.

Partner, what do you say we release
Baabra on her own recognizance?

I think we could do that.

Dream a little dream
for me sometime, Bonkers.

Time to wake up, kiddo.
Time to wake up. Dream's over.

But--but it wasn't a dream.

You and you and you were all there.

What is this, Kansas?

Get back to work now!

Wait a minute. What happened to the sheep?

You want to know something?
That's a good question.

Where'd she get off to?

Don't worry about her.
She's about to get what she deserves.

[snoring]

[calypso music]

Hello, gorgeous.

Thanks, Bonkers, for letting
me dream the impossible dream.

[theme music playing]