01x05 - Arrivederci Aroma

[bunniefuu]

[birds chirping]

I don't think Kathy will know.

She says I'm not old enough
to wear her perfume.

Well, I think I'm old enough.

I'm only going to borrow some.

"Blue Jeans and Jasmine." Hmm.

I'm only going to use a little.

"To enjoy the aroma
of this elegant perfume,

start with a tiny dab behind each ear."

What aroma? I don't smell anything.

Maybe I should try a little more.

[grunts]

Uh-oh.

Oh, no.

What am I going to do now?

There's perfume all over everything.

[meows]

Smart move, Dinah.

I'd like to get out of here myself.

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here on the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day it's something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

Oh. Any interesting mail today, Rabbit?

Oh, let's see. Uh-- Oh!

Some fan mail. Oh.

-Oh, some junk mail.
-Eh.

-Oh, wait, there's a bill.
-Oh.

Don't you have anything else interesting?

Uh...

Well, uh... Oh, yes.

-The Regal Catalog.
-The Regal Catalog.

I love the Regal Catalog.

It has everything
that a queen really needs.

Solid-gold toothpicks,
sterling-silver shoe polish,

diamond-studded coat hangers.

But, Your Majesty, are you really sure
you need all of those things?

They sound awfully expensive.

Need them? It's amazing that I've been
able to get along without them.

In fact, I've got to go shopping
right now.

Oh, very good, Your Majesty.
Have a nice time.

[Rabbit chuckles]

Uh, when does Your Majesty plan to, uh...

To, uh... leave?

Never.

That's the beauty of shopping
from a catalog.

I can shop without a stop
and never leave my throne.

♪ While sitting on my throne
I get right on the phone ♪

♪ And, oh, the items I can order ♪

♪ The wonders I can own ♪

♪ I flip page after page ♪

♪ Why, even I'm amazed ♪

♪ Who would have thought
I needed a solid-gold toothpick holder? ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ I just stop, and prop, and shop ♪

♪ And shop ♪

♪ Do I need an extra crown?
One so very finely made ♪

♪ Another mirror for the wall ♪

♪ Perfectly inlaid ♪

♪ Monogrammed croquet ba*ls ♪

♪ With a couple of sets to spare ♪

♪ And two dozen shoe horns ♪

♪ In case I misplace 11 pairs somewhere ♪

♪ Oh, what a lot I've already got
But I might need a little more ♪

♪ I love to shop in one stop ♪

♪ Ooh, prop ♪

♪ And shop ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, and shop ♪


♪ Got to, got to, got to shop all day ♪

Heart of Gold?

I've got to have it.

Oh, but, Your Majesty,
you already have a heart of gold.

Oh, thank you.

But I'm talking about
Heart of Gold perfume.

Rabbit, you've just got to order some.

Oh. [chuckles] Thank you, Your Majesty,
but I don't wear perfume.

Oh, not for you, for me.

Oh, right away, Your Majesty.

Licorice shoelaces. Red or black.

You can order either flavor. [laughs]

Boy, the clothes in this Regal Catalog
are styling.

[both chuckle]

Oh, just look at that hat.

How about these dancing shoes?

I could really do some stepping out
in these.

Hey, the Regal Catalog. May we look at it?

Sure, as soon as we're through.

Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking?
After all, it's your catalog.

We'll just wait our turn.

You won't even notice us.

I'd just like to say, take your time.

We don't mind waiting one bit.

[Dee & Dum chuckle]

[Mad Hatter & Hare whistling]

Here, take it.

Only if you're through.

We wouldn't wanna rush you.

Oh, there it is, the perfect thing.
Just what I need.

The microwave teapot?

Hmm. No, the paint sprayer.

I've been wanting to repaint my attic,
and this sprayer should do the trick.

[all sniffing]

Whew. What is that smell?

Oh, that's me.

I spilled a bit of my sister's perfume.

Just a bit?

Well, maybe a bit more than a bit.
Like, the whole bottle.

The spot's gone,
but I'm afraid the smell is still here.

I wish I knew what to do about it.

Fortunately, my dear,
we always know what to do.

-Did you bring the pins?
-Oh, I always bring the pins.

-Not the bowling pins.
-Oh.

Not the safety pins.

Uh...

Well...

Ah, the clothespins.

[all sigh in relief]

Problem solved.

-Now back to the paint sprayer.
-Exactly.

Now that there's no more odor,
let's hurry and place our order.

[snoring]

Is that a letter for me?

It most certainly is not.

It's for the queen.

She's ordering something from a catalog.

Catalog. Then it must be for me.

What could it be?

Catnip? Hmm, catfish?

Or maybe a catapult?

I told you, it's not for you.

And I wonder what could be taking so long.

[beeping]

Ah. At last.

[Rabbit chuckles,
then Cheshire Cat chuckles]

[humming]

Well, it sure is busy around here today.

-Hello, Cat.
-Hmm.

Excuse me while I mail
my Regal Catalog order.

Be my guest.

[groans]

Mail delivery is so slow these days.

Well, don't be mad.

Oh, I always have to be mad.
Yeah, my mother said so.

[beeping]

Here it is.

Excuse me. Gotta run.

They're both in such a hurry.

Someone should purr-suade them
to slow down.

I hope it's not broken.
It's a special order for the queen.

I didn't know the queen took orders.

No, no, no. The order is from the queen.

I-- I mean, it's for the queen.

I mean, I--

Never mind.

Hare, the paint sprayer is here.

Just in time.

[both chuckling]

That's odd.

In the catalog, it looked a lot larger.

It's going to take a long time
to paint the walls with this.

But just think of the color.
It will really brighten this place up.

That's right.

No more dull and dingy walls.

My attic will be as good as new.

♪ It's time for a change ♪

♪ It's long overdue ♪

♪ So goodbye, old paint
Let's say hello to the new ♪

♪ And it's going to be wonderful
Don't you be afraid ♪

♪ There's going to be a golden glow
After these walls are sprayed ♪

♪ We waited far too long
Let's not turn back now ♪

♪ We're going to paint this room ♪

♪ Then we'll take a bow ♪

♪ It's time for a change
It's long overdue ♪

♪ So goodbye, old paint
Let's say hello to the new ♪

♪ Yeah, goodbye, old paint
Let's say hello ♪

♪ Howdy!
To the new ♪

Ready...

aim...

goodbye, old paint.

Wait. Do you think we should
read the directions first?

Directions? What for?
It's just a simple paint sprayer.

What could go wrong?

It never looks quite the same
as it does in the catalog.

The large economy size.
A wise choice, Your Majesty.

You really think so?

Oh, yeah. Don't I always tell you
what I really think?

Always. As long as you think that I think
what you think is a good idea.

Oh, yes.

I think.

I'll just try a little behind my ears.

[sniffing]

I don't smell anything.

I'll try a little more.

More? Uh...

Uh... Don't you think you should, uh,
read the directions first?

-Directions?
-Yeah.

What for?
It's just a simple bottle of perfume.

What could go wrong?

There. Now I smell it,
and it's certainly a lovely scent.

Actually, Your Majesty, that's me.

I spilled my sister's perfume.

Oh, that's your perfume?

Then why can't I smell mine?

Excuse me, Your Highness,
but if you don't mind me asking,

why are your...?

Why am I worried about my perfume
not having an aroma?

It's not that, it's just that your...

I'll tell you why.

Because it cost a pretty penny,
it ought to have a pretty smell.

Actually, what I meant was...

I see what you mean.

What good is this perfume
if no one will know I'm wearing it?

Well, I wouldn't exactly say that,
Your Majesty.

Oh, thank you for saying so.

But I'm going to call
that catalog company.

I think this perfume is defective.

Was it supposed to turn her neck yellow?

I don't know.

Well, it is the very latest in perfumes.

I don't know what's worse: a yellow neck,
or a smell that won't go away.

Well, maybe Mr. Caterpillar can help me.

See you later.

-Hello, Mr. Caterpillar.
-Hello, Alice.

[sniffing]

What is that odd aroma?

Sorry, I spilled some of
my sister's perfume.

Now I can't seem to get rid
of the strong smell.

I've got to do something.

The first thing you must do is sit down.

Whew.

Over there, if you wouldn't mind.

Not at all. Believe me, I understand.

Thank you.

The second thing you must do
is listen to this story.

Oh, all right.

Once, there was a private detective
bloodhound named Humphrey Boneguard.

He had the world's best sense of smell.

But lately, times were hard.

Humphrey could barely pay the rent.

[knock on door, then door opens]

Then one day,
a beautiful woman came to his office.

It seemed her kitten was missing.

[crying]

She was afraid that it was stolen,
and she wanted Humphrey to track it down.

[honking]

Normally, Humphrey stayed away
from missing-kitty cases.

But the woman was pretty upset.
Plus, she paid him in advance.

The trail was cold, but Humphrey's nose
was the best in the business.

He sniffed for clues far and wide.

Finally, Humphrey's nose
led him to the kitten,

and he hadn't been stolen at all.

He had just gotten lost.

And not only that,
he was no ordinary kitten.

He was Kitten Caboodle,

famous star of stage, screen,
and cat-food commercials.

Kitten Caboodle's producer
was so grateful,

she offered to make Humphrey
the star of his very own TV show.

[audience applauding]

Thanks to his keen nose,

Humphrey became
one of Hollywood's top dogs.

And at last he knew
the sweet smell of success.

Well, I don't think it would take
a bloodhound to follow my trail.

Not with this perfume on.

I must admit, it's one of
the strongest scents I've ever smelled.

What should I do?

I suggest next time,

you use your common sense
and stay away from the scents.

I'll remember that,
but what about right now?

I suggest you stay outdoors
for a little while longer.

Phew.

[Mad Hatter whistling]

I don't understand.

We used plenty of paint,
but the walls don't look any different.

They certainly smell different.

-Maybe we should call the Regal Catalog.
-Good idea.

Perhaps they can tell us how long it takes
for the color to appear.

And how long it takes
that smell to disappear.

Ah! There you are.

You'll be interested to know
I called the Regal Catalog.

And they said if I was having trouble
with my perfume sprayer,

to give it a few good shakes.

-Then you plan to keep on using it?
-Yes.

In fact, to make sure I do it right,
I want you to hold up that mirror for me.

Uh... Mi-- Mirror?

You want to look at yourself in a mirror?

Yes.

Right now.

Go on.

Hold it up.

Oh, I'm waiting.

That's backwards.

I can't see myself at all. Turn it around.

Uh, Your Majesty, I just remembered,

the directions said
not to use it in front of a mirror.

-Why not?
-Seven years bad luck.

-For me.
-Hmm.

Catalog people didn't mention that.

Well, if it's in the directions...

There. I used enough of it that time
to finally smell it.

And I don't like it.

It smells like paint.

Hmm.

Why, I wouldn't give five cents
for this scent.

Then, uh, perhaps you should go and wash
your face and neck right away.

To get rid of the yell... I mean, smell.

Good idea.

I'll go get rid of this paint smell,
and you send back this awful perfume.

Yes, Your Majesty.

I thought you were gonna
paint your attic today.

We already did.

What's that odor?

Fresh paint.

Doesn't smell like paint to me.

And it certainly doesn't smell fresh.

That's for sure.

Around here,
I expect to smell fresh crumpets.

Strawberry jam.

And fragrant flowers.

♪ Flowers ♪

♪ Basking in the sun ♪

♪ Homemade bread baking in the oven ♪

♪ The smell of the air
After a sudden rain ♪

♪ How can I explain
These sweet, sweet scents ♪

♪ All these sweets scents ♪

♪ All these sweets scents ♪

♪ All these sweets scents ♪

♪ That's what's on my mind ♪

♪ I'm talking about the kind
That make me feel so fine ♪

♪ Crisp nights sitting by the fire ♪

♪ Clean clothes fresh out of the dryer ♪

♪ The smell of the ocean's salty spray ♪

♪ We love to sniff our sweet scents
Every day ♪

If you ask me, the Regal Catalog
sold you a sprayer of spoiled paint.

And if you ask me,
you should send it back.

That's just what I'm gonna do,

because if you ask me, I paid too much
for a sprayer that won't work.

What did you pay for it?

Don't ask.

[snoring and purring]

Boy, it sure is hard
to catch a few Z's around here.

What happened?

It seems their paths crossed
rather suddenly.

Here, let me help you.

I think I'll find a quiet place
for my cat nap.

Thank you, Alice.

Oh, now, if you'll excuse me,

I must return this package
to the Regal Catalog for the queen.

You mean they messed up
the queen's order too?

Ugh. They sent perfume
that doesn't smell like perfume.

It has the aroma of fresh paint.

I suspect it is fresh paint.

It made the queen's neck
a lovely shade of golden yellow.

Mm. This paint sprayer
doesn't work either.

What's wrong with it?

Well, the paint doesn't look like paint.
Doesn't look like anything.

And it smells like... [scoffs] Like...

-Like perfume?
-Mm.

Sounds like you just mixed up the boxes.

See? They're both marked "gold."

-Gold paint.
-Heart of Gold perfume.

I guess that's what comes
from not reading the labels.

What a mix-up.

♪ You've got to fix up the mix-up ♪

♪ Before it gets too late ♪

♪ You've got to fix up the mix-up ♪

♪ It's time to set things straight ♪

♪ Don't you know you've got things mixed ♪

♪ You've got your Regal orders switched ♪

♪ What a silly thing to do ♪

♪ Sprayed your attic with perfume ♪

♪ Good that you fixed up the mix-up ♪

♪ Before it was too late ♪

♪ Good that you fixed up the mix-up ♪

♪ It's time to set things straight ♪

♪ Everyone was so confused ♪

♪ The queen herself was not amused ♪

♪ But now it won't be very long ♪

♪ Before things are where they belong ♪

♪ Now that you fixed up the mix-up ♪

♪ Before it was too late ♪

♪ Now that you fixed up the mix-up ♪

♪ You finally set things straight ♪

All you have to do is swap boxes. Bye.

[both chuckling]

-You know, Alice has very good sense.
-Oh... Uh...

You like her perfume?

Perfume?

Oh, oh, you don't mean good scents.

You mean good sense. [chuckles]

Yes, she's a very sensible girl.

Oh, yes. I quite agree with that.

[both chuckle]

Dinah?

-[Dinah meows]
-Oh, there you are.

[meows]

What's the matter,
is the odor still too strong for you?

Phew. It sure is.

Telling my sister I spilled her perfume
is the least of my problems.

I've got to do something
about the odor in this room.

I guess all I can do
is keep the window open

and wait for this whole thing
to blow over.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪