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02x03 - Diagnosis Not Even Close-Is/Bronty's Twisted Tail

Episode transcripts for the TV Show "Doc McStuffins". Aired: March 23, 2012 - April 18, 2020.*
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A magical animated series about a six-year-old girl, Doc McStuffins, who has the ability to talk to and heal toys and stuffed animals!

02x03 - Diagnosis Not Even Close-Is/Bronty's Twisted Tail

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♪ the doc is in
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ if you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ it's okay, don't be afraid ♪

♪ the doc really
knows her stuff ♪

♪ doo doo doo, you know
it's good for you ♪

♪ the doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ oh oh oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ when you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ let doc mcstuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ to get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ come and let
the visit begin ♪

♪ the doc is in ♪

♪ doc mcstuffins,
doc mcstuffins ♪

♪ come and let
the visit begin ♪♪

The doc is in.

[ Giggles ]

Doc: here...we...go!

All better.

Good as new!

Ha! Thanks, doc.
[ Honks horn ]

Another patient
all patched up.

All in a day's work
for doc mcstuffins.

Thankfully, that's your
last patient today.

Great. I could use
a little r & r--

Rest and relaxation.

You sure deserve it.

Emmie: doc! Doc!

Hey, emmie.

Doc! Rudy's puppy gymnasium
finally got here!

No way!

yes way!

It's got a tunnel
and a see-saw, and--

Oh, just come over.

[ Giggling ] okay,
be right there.

Guys.

Go play.

And enjoy yourself.

Thanks, guys.
I'll be at emmie's

Playing with rudy's
new puppy gymnasium.

Nice! Now,
that's some r & r --

Rudy and relaxation.

[ All giggling ]

All: bye! Have fun!

Who's up for
some dragon ball?

Or a quick game
of tidy tag.

Cleaning up around here

Would be helpfuland fun.

Yeah, doc's always
helping all of us toys.

Today we could helpher.

I'll start!

[ Giggling ]
I'm it!

[ Chuckling ]

Can...never...be...too...clean.

Finally! Our chance
to thank doc

For all the great
things she does.

[ Knock on door ]
oh!

I'll get it!

Uh-oh! Make way
for robot ray!

Slight malfunction!

Need to see doc!

Hmm, doc's not here,
but I could squeeze you in
tomorrow at...three.

Nothing....
Sooooooner?!

This looks like
an emergency!

Whoops!
Ay-yi-yi-yi!

Ray's gone wacky.

We'd better call doc.

[ Dog barking ]
doc: rudy!

Over here, rudy!

Psst! Doc! Doc!

Oh, no! Emmie!

I can't get doc's attention.

Ohhh. There's got to be
a way to help robot ray
while doc is gone.

Thereis, andi think
it's obvious.

Me.

Huh?

Not that obvious.

I can fill in for doc.

I've been watching her
in action since
the day I was bought!

Filling in for doc
would be a great way
to help her.

Chilly:
not to mention ray!

But I should
definitely be
in charge.

I do work in the toy care
industry, after all.

I even have my own
doctor's bag.

So do i!

I don't know.
Doc is the doctor.

Maybe we should
just slow down and--

Ray:
can't....slow...doooown!

Come on! We've got to
fix ray fast!

Oh, I've got a baaaaad
feeling about this.

I think I need a cuddle.

Don't worry!
What could go wrong?

Ohh!

Ha ha! Except that.

Ray: whooooahhhh!
Hold on, ray.

How we gonna fix you
if you don't stand still?

I've got this, hallie!

I call this move
"the freeze ray."

Freeze, ray!

Ohhh!

Everything happening so fast.
Can't slow down.

Can't slow down.
Can't slow down.

The first thing
doc always does is--

A check-up!
And she always starts by
checking your heartbeat.

Let's take a listen
to the old ticker, ray!

Whoooo-whooa!

Wowza! Nice groove!
[ Heart beating rhythmically ]

♪ Mm-backa-mm-mm-
backa-mm-mm-mm ♪

Hmm. Interesting.

Yeees, interesting.

Doc always checks
reflexes. Like this.

Ohhh!

Got a real spring
in your step today,
don't'cha?

[ Both grunting ]

Both:
I have a diagnosis!

Ray's got hyper-woop-woops!
Ray's got hyper-robot-
gone-kazooey-otosis.

Hyperwhat?!
huh?

We need the big book
of boo-boos!
...boo-boos!

Sorry, hallie,

But ray's got
robot-gone-kazooey-otosis!

It's kind of obvious.

Hyper-woop-woops!

Robot-gone-kazooey-otosis!

Well, which oneis it?

Whatever it is,
we better figure it out
before ray breaks a bolt!

You gotta use
the big book of boo-boos.

I do it all the time.

It isamazing how many things
I think I have.

[ Both grunting ]

Whooooah...
Aha!

Of course.
Ray doesn't haveeither.

He's got stuck-winder-upperitis.

Seen it amillion times.

But ray doesn't
evenhave a winder-upper.

I don't think you can have
stuck-winder-upperitis
without one.

Well, sure. If you want
to get picky about it.

Then what-what-what-
what-what-what-what--

What's wrong with me?

Don't worry, we'll find
your boo-boo in here somewhere,

Then we'll able to
fix you up in no time.

Hallie: it's the dusty-musties.

Check this out.

Uhhh...

Stuffy: no, no, no, no.
Stinky salami breath.

This'll work.

Ohhhh-whoa-whoa-whooooah!

No!

No-vroom-vroom-itis.

I'll try this.

[ Crash ]

Ohhh!

Nope. Ear-stuffinosis.

This'll do it.

Hey!

Uh, heh heh!
A little help, guys?

[ All grunting ]

Whoa!!!

Ay-yi-yi-yi!

This ishard.

I'm not so sure
either one of us

Is going to be able
to fix ray.

[ Mechanical whimpering ]

I never realized doc's job
was so tough.

She really knows her stuff.

Maybe it's time for us
to call for help.

When you need help,
you needhelp.

And we need help!!!!

♪ A rickety wind-up,
a spring that gets stuck ♪

♪ Trying to unstick
a suction cup ♪

♪ I thought I could fix it,
but that's when things
got weird ♪

I need a little help here!

♪ I thought hippo helping
was all that it took ♪

♪ The answer to problems
in the boo-boo book ♪

♪ But my diagnosis
was not even close-is ♪

Oh, dear!
A little help here!

♪ If you don't have
all the right information ♪

♪ You might get
a sticky situation ♪

♪ If I can't solve the problem
by myself ♪

♪ I'm gonna
ask for help ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪
♪ I'm gonna ask for help ♪

♪ Ask for help ♪♪

Ray, sugar,

You just hold on tight.

We'll be right back
with some help.

I don't think he could be
holding on any tighter.

Doc: come on, rudy,
go through the tunnel!

Let's go, come on!
Climb the ladder!

Uh-oh. It's gonna be
harder than pickled porcupines
to get doc's attention.

We can't let emmie and her mom
see us. We're gonna need a plan.

[ Toy fish squeaks ]

Good job!
Come on, rudy!

Yeah!
Who's a good puppy?

Arf! Arf!
How about something
cool to drink you guys?

Yeah!
Cool!

Oh! Now's our chance.

We can sneak through
rudy's tunnel

To get closer to doc.

i think... That's
a pretty good idea.

Come on, everybody!
Into the tunnel!

Lambie: hey!
Who turned out the lights?

They're stuck!

But if I lift from here...

And I lift from here...

[ Giggling ]
freedom!

You both deserve
a cuddle for that.

[ Giggling ]

Hold onto your hoop skirts!

I know how to get
doc's attention!

But I'm gonna need help.

Hallie, you can
count onme.

Get that tail
up here, sugar.

Both:
three, two, one...

Go!

[ Toy fish squeaking ]

Huh?

Um, sorry, emmie,
i...have to get home.

Okay, doc. Bye!

Thanks. Bye!

We did it!
Yay!

What's goin' on, guys?

We've got real bad
robo-trouble, doc.

Ay-yi-yi-yi...

Uh-oh. Come on, everybody.

Yeah!
Sure thing!

Let's see what's wrong.

Hey, where's your
speed dial, ray?

It's missing.

I-i-arr--i don't know.

I was playing with donnie
by the water table,

And then everything
just started happening

So fast-fast-fast-fast-fast-
fast-fast-fast-fast-fast!

Whoa whoa whoa!
Easy, ray!

That must be where
you lost it.

Hallie and I will get it!

On it, doc!

Stuffy: got it!

Thanks, hallie.

and stuffy!

That's--that's--that's--
that's...better.

Ahh.

You were just stuck on
super-fast mode, ray.

You had a case
of the zoom-arounds.

The zoom-arounds.

Yes!
Of course!

But you're all better now, ray.

Yes, I am.

♪ I feel better ♪

♪ So much better ♪

♪ Thank you, doc, for taking
all the ouchies away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good
till you fixed me like
I knew that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better ♪

♪ So much better now ♪♪

That's it?
Ray just lost his dial?

We didn't do
a very good job
of helping.

Aw, sure you did.

You came and got help.

That's how you helped!

But we wanted to help
by fixing ray ourselves.

I know, but when you can't
fix a problem yourself,

Sometimes the way you can help
is, go get help.

Well, I don't know
about all of you,

But that makes me feel
a lot better!

It's too bad you didn't get
to finish playing with rudy
and his puppy gymnasium, doc.

Yeah. What about your
rest and relaxation?

We can still have
a little r & r --

ray and relaxation.

We can play robo-gymnasium!

Make way for robot ray!

Ya know, hallie,
we make a pretty good team

When we work together.

We sure as sunshine do!

All; go, ray! Go, ray!
Go, ray!

[ Doc giggling ]

All: hi, doc!

Whatcha got there,
doc?

I got this trumpet.
I can't wait to practice!

♪♪

Oh! I love it!

Ooh, I love music!

It makes happy wiggles
in my tummy!

We should start a band!

Then we could all
play together!

[ All agreeing ]

That's a great idea, stuffy.

It is? I mean, uh, it is!

Stuffy has
great ideas.

Me and him are like cousins.

He's a dragon,
and I'm a dinosaur!

Oh, he's so smart!

Aw, well...

Ha ha! Iam pretty smart.

And brave.
Don't forget
the brave part.

Why don't you all go find
musical instruments?

All: yeah!

Oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy!

Band! Band! Band!

Bronty.
Yeah?

Aren't you gonna go
find an instrument?

Oh, yeah. I was so excited
that I forgot to look. Ha!

♪♪

We're ready, doc!

♪♪

We're gonna be
a wicked funky band!

♪♪
Loud! Very loud!

Oh, no! I didn't
get an instrument.

Don't you worry, bronty.
I found an instrument for you.

I thought you'd make
a great dino-drummer.

And I could play
the maracas!

♪♪

That's a wowwie great idea!
Oh! Thank you, stuffy!

I want a drum!
Oh, I want a drum
so bad!

♪♪

Yeah! Go, bronty!

Bronty's got the beat!

♪♪
Oh, thank you, thank you,
dino-cousin stuffy!

I love playing the drums.

Oh-oooh, thank you!

You're welcome, pal.

With bronty on drums,

We'll be a great toy band!

♪♪

♪ [ All playing together ] ♪

Oh! You're great, stuffy!
You really know how to
shake your maracas!

Yeah, well, you know,
dragons are famous
maraca-shakers.

Dig it! ♪ Uh uh uh ♪
♪ uh uh uh uh uh uh ♪

♪♪

Aaah! Look out!
Flying dragon!

Ohh! Aggh!!

Oh, no! Sorry, bronty.

Are you guys okay?

I think I'm okay.

Whew. Glad I didn't hurt you.

Now, back to my maracas.

[ Grunting ]

Something's stuck
to my maracas!

Yo-ow! Ow! Ooh!

Yowee!
That does not sound
like sweet music.

Oh, no! Your maraca
is twisted up in bronty's tail!

Here, let me help
get it out.

Bronty, your tail
is all bent.

That looks like it hurts.

Ohh...i'm fine.

I'm fine, fine, fine.

Yowee! Oooh!

Oh! Oh! It--it--

It's okay, i-i'm okay.

I can--i can still be
the dino--oohh!--Drummer.

Ohh! Ooh! Ow!

Um, bronty? Hey--

♪ What's goin' on? ♪

♪ Tell me what's wrong ♪

♪ I know there's
something we can do ♪

♪ It might not be clear,
and that's why I'm here ♪

♪ Tell me what's
bothering you ♪

♪ Got something on your mind,
don't you keep it inside ♪

♪ You're gonna be fine ♪

♪ Hey, tell me what's wrong ♪

♪ What's going on? ♪♪

Okay. Okay.

My tail hurts-- alot.

I-'m--i'm out of the band,
right?

My days as a drummer
are over.

I'm really sorry, bronty.

If I weren't so amazing
on the maracas, none of this
would have happened.

It's okay, stuffy.
I know you didn't mean it.

You just let the rhythm
take control.

But I'll be sad
not to be able to drum.

Bronty, you don't have
to give up drums.

I'll just take you in
for a check-up.

Really?

Ooh! Oh, thank you!

The doc is in.

You've got
a solid heartbeat.

I can see why
you're a great drummer.

Oh, boy! Oh, wow!
Can I hear?

Hee hee! Sure thing.

Wow. My heartbeat drums
just like me!

♪ Boom ba-boom,
ba-diddy boom boom boom ♪

♪ Diddy-boom... ♪
Oh! Go, bronty!

Drop those prehistoric beats!

♪ Boom-cha-pow,
boom ba-doom ♪

Yeah! Dragon and dino duo
together again!

Aah!
Ow!!!

Ooh yowee-yoo!

Oh, no!

I'm a dino-disaster!

Bronty, I'm sorry.

Well, it was just
an accident.

Well, acouple
of accidents,
but still...

Bronty, I need to
look at your tail
to see what's wrong.

But what if it hurts?

I'll be really gentle.

And if you let me look at it,

Maybe I can fix it
and make it all better.

Um...

Just hold still.

Bronty,
I'll be right here.

Aaaaaah!

Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!

Aaaah!
But I didn't even touch it yet!

[ Gasps ]

Bronty! Come back!

This is all my fault.

I'll just stay here
so I don't mess things up
even more.

We need to find him before
he hurts his tail even more.

[ Whistle blows ]

Toys! Fall in!

We've got ourselves
a missing patient!

A lost dino! A runaway toy!

And we need to form
a search party!

All: hippo, yes, hippo!

[ All chattering ]

He's not in the dollhouse.

Bronty, are you here, hon?

Bronty, come out...

♪ I was born for the stage,
ready to play ♪

♪ Now I'm a one-hit wonder ♪

♪ I'm a rock-solid friend,
but I fear it's the end ♪

♪ Because of
a drum set blunder ♪

♪ My drumbeat heart ♪

Both:
♪ has a broken part ♪

♪ My tail is twisted ♪

♪ How do I straighten
this out? ♪

♪ I want to fix it ♪

♪ Oh, but I just
don't know how ♪

♪ What am i, what am I ♪
♪ what am I ♪

Both: ♪ gonna do now? ♪♪

[ Crying ]

We looked high and low,

But couldn't find bronty
anywhere.

If he never comes back,

The only ones to blame
will be me...

And my amazing maracas.

[ Sniffling ]

Oh, don't sorry, stuffy.

We'll find him.

I have an idea.

Everybody, let's play a tune.

Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?

Doc, don't take this
the wrong way,

But bronty is missing,
and you want to party?

Just trust me.

Doc has got
a pretty good
track record.

Okay.

♪♪

♪♪
Music?

Oh, boy! I love music!

Oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy, oh boy!

Bronty: gotta drum!

Gotta feel the beat!

Uh-oh. Should I go right
or left? Or maybe--

Oh h* h*!

I gotta learn to
decide faster.

Ooh, gotta drum!
Drum drum drum drum!

Never should have
doubted you, doc.

Yoweeee!

Ooh.
Bronty,

I can tell
you love to drum.

I do! I love, love it!

I love it so much
it hurts... A lot.

But you can't drum
when your tail is all
bent out of shape.

Sugar, why don't you let doc
try and fix you up?

I--i don't want it to hurt.

I don't like it
when it hurts.

I'll be as gentle
as I can.

But if I don't
check out your tail,

I won't know
what's wrong with it.

You're right, doc.
I know you'll be gentle.

I sure will, bronty.

[ Whimpers ]

It looks like you have
a case of twisted-tail-otosis.

I'd better "drum up"
the big book of boo-boos!

Bronty, I think I can fix
your twisted-tail-otosis.

You can? Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

I'll have to...
bend it back into shape.

But that would hurt.

I need you to be brave.

Oh! Like stuffy!

Wait. Where's...stuffy?

I can't be brave without
my cuz by my side!

Stuffy: really?

I was sure you wouldn't
want me around anymore.

Just because
you hurt my tail

I don't want to stop
being your friend.

I don't want to stop
being your friend, either.

Oooph! Because I could
really use

A brave friend right now.

You can be
a brave dino, bronty!

I know you can!
Please, let doc fix you.

Okay, stuffy.

If you say I can be brave,
I believe you.

I'll be brave.
Brave. Brave. Brave.

But, oh, I'm might need
some brave-boosting cuddles.

Can I have some cuddles?

Come on, toys!

Cuddle up!

Make way for the dragon!

Ha ha ha! Ooh, that's nice.

Thanks, guys.
Thanks, stuffy.

You're welcome, cuz.

Are you ready, bronty?

I'm ready.

I'll be a brave,
brave brontosaurus.

Brave like--
like stuffy the dragon!

Toys, cuddle
like you mean it.

Bronty: ooh!

Oohh...

There. All done.

How does your tail feel now?

It doesn't hurt!

Oh! Does this mean
I can drum now?

Of course!
Here ya go,

Dino-cousin.

Oh, boy!

Drumming! Drum drum--

Oh, wow! Hey! My tail
feels all better!

[ All cheering ]

Thanks, stuffy.

I couldn't have been brave
without you.

[ Sniffles ] aw...

I'm gonna give
the countdown!

And-a-one, and-a-two,

And-a-one, two, three, four!

♪♪

♪♪