02x21 - Shipwrecked

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

-[barking]
-♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
Chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
In revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull
It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[barking]

[thunder rumbles]

Oh, Roger, it's not exactly

the most beautiful day
for a cruise on the river.

Uh, a cruise?

Ah, fresh sea air...

Midnight buffet...

A chance to see river pirates.

It'll clear up in no time.

Hmm.

Can't find your keys, right?

I'll get us invited on this cruise.

[Lucky barks]

Hey, it's my own
"Lucky" horseshoe.

Hey, you know where
my keys are, boy?

[barks]

Okie dokie, partner.
Go get 'em!

You know,
I'm beginning to think

we're actually gonna get away
from old Halloween hair.

Roger!

Oh, sorry, honey. I mean...

[in spooky voice] Cruella.

[sighs] It doesn't seem possible.

Oh hey, not even Cruella
can hurt us if she's not around.

[gasps] Oh no! It's her!

She's got me!

-[groans]
-[Roger gasps]

-I'm seeing spots before my eyes!
-Uh, Roger, don't quit your day job.

What did I tell ya, honey?
Lucky never fails me.

Do ya, boy?

-[doors open, close]
-[thunder]

Well, I just hope it doesn't rain.

Hey, they didn't invite us.

Hey, they didn't not invite us.

[grunting]

[grunts]

Whoa...

-[grunts]
-[both yelp]

Oh, what do you know,

looks like we got some stowaways.

Aww!

I guess they wanted
to get away from it all, too.

It wouldn't dare.

Nothing had better
upset our day away

from those hideous Dearlys
and their disgusting dogs.

Right, schnookums?

Aah!

Now where's the rest
of my luggage?

Huh? Ow!

That boat isn't going to wait all day.

Horace is bringing
the last batch now, Ms. de Vil.

[grunts]

If... if you don't mind
me saying so, ma'am,

this seems like a lot of luggage
for a three-hour tour.

[thunder crashes]

I do mind your saying so.

[grunts]

Besides, who knows
what a girl may need

to convince a man
he's fallen in love with her?

Eh, schnookums?

Even on a three-hour tour.

[thunder crashes]

Now let's get going.

The sun will be out any moment.

I can feel it in my bones.

Oh, papa.

We're gonna sail in this weather?

Of course not.
It's way too dangerous.

And I have new pants.

Bad weather, danger, pants...

nothing stops the great white whale.

A great white whale?

Don't pay any attention to him.

It's a family thing.

Roger...

I don't like this.

Oh, relax, honey.

We're, you know,
having an adventure.

Ugh. Dog hair.

What?

Avast, thar she blows.

[high-pitched scream]

Ooh! Hello, sailor.

What do you say you and I find

a little island
to get stranded on? Hmm?

Okay, boys. Just leave
my essentials with half-pint here.

[growls]

Aah!

And I'll be back
after this three-hour tour.

[gulps]

[sighs] Oh!

[grunts]

The big river.

-Metaphor for the soul's pilgrimage.
-[barking]

Yoo-hoo, Captain!
Can I steer?

Huh? Can I? Can I? Can I?

[barks]

[growls]

-[Cruella] What a lovely display.
-Huh?

Let's just see what other hot dishes
are available on this tub.

Besides you, of course.

[Cruella giggles]

[Scorch continues eating]

Oh look, you fed my Scorch.

And you even thought of dessert.

-[grunts]
-[screams]

I go for a man
that takes care of ferrets.

This is going to be a perfect cruise.

Uh, excuse me, but I have
to go swab the... poop deck.

And which deck is that?

With all the dogs on board,
it could be any of 'em.

Dogs?

What dogs?

[clucking, screaming]

Oh! Aah!

[all screaming]

Boring.
Not a river pirate in sight.

Huh?

-[clucking]
-Spot?

[screaming]

Ferret!

[screams, grunts]

Scorch?

I don't know
which is making me queasier,

the storm or that woman.

Ugh.

Hey! Uh, sit! Heel!

Come on, Cap.

Let go of your neurotic need for control.

Give me the wheel.

Avast timber lay,
you mongrel!

-[grunts]
-Whee!

Whee!

[all screaming]

[grunts]

Hey, let go of my pants!

Aah!

Nooooo!

Oh dear, what'll I do, what'll I do?

What would a dog do,
dog do, dog do, dog do, dog do?

[gasps]

Here goes nothing!

Hey, watch your pushin',
weasel face!

[coughs]

[laughs]

[both gasping]

Lucky...

[both scream]

Whew. We made it.

No thanks to your dead weight.

[gasps]

Great.

I wasn't planning
on calling this rock home,

especially with you.

This is all your fault!

Now I'm stuck here with a ferret.

[mockingly grumbles]

[grumbles]

I'd better come up with a plan
before it starts raining again.

-Oh!
-[both growl]

Huh?

Oh, just great.

Well, I'm not stickin' around.

I'm building me a raft
and getting off this stinkin' puny island.

[grumbles]

Gotta find somethin'
I can use to build a raft.

Bingo!
Oh man, those will be perfect!

Now all I need is somethin'
to tie them together.

[whistles, laughs]

Hey, those vines will work.

Toss 'em down, Scorch?

Uh-uh.

Come on! I need 'em!

Uh-uh.

Please?

No.

Give me that vine!

[screams]

Well, so much for gettin' off this island.

[groans]

Lucky? Scorch overboard?

As in not on board anymore?

I've got to jump in and save them!

Uh, maybe we should
tell our pets instead.

Rolly, sometimes
being a coward is the right choice.

Thanks... I think.

I could be stranded here for days.

Months. Years.

Leap years!

Ugh.

Well, gotta build me a shelter.

Let's see, what are my resources?

Hmm.

Sand, sand, and more sand!

Oh well. Here goes.

[grunts]

[growls]

[grunts]

Huh?

[growls]

[chuckles evilly]

Huh?

Huh? [growls]

[sizzling]

Mmm! Yum, yum!

[screams]

[clattering]

Now look what you've done.

I'd have a lot better chance
at surviving without you.

[Anita] Lucky, Scorch overboard?

As in not on board anymore?

Wow, they totally
understood your barks!

Gee, I thought
that only happened on TV.

[Cruella] Scorch?

Scorch?

Overboard?

Oh, it was so awful.

He absolutely destroyed
my best pants.

We've gotta jump in and save them.

Maybe we should tell
the captain instead.

Cruella, sometimes
being a coward is the right choice.

Thank you. I think.

[thunder crashes]

[stomach growls]

Huh?

[stomach growls]

[growls]

Huh?

sh**t.

Huh?

Food!

Whoa!

[growls]

[wails]

[wails]

Mine!

[chuckles]

-Oh, no you don't!
-[both grunt]

Oh, swell.

If we weren't fighting,
we could have had lunch.

[thunder crashes]

Uh, Scorch, how are we gonna
get down out of this tree?

[both scream]

[crash]

[both gasp]

I sure hope you can dog paddle.

[both scream]

[thunder crashes]

[Cruella] Captain!

Turn this boat around immediately!

You won't be able to stop and dictate
to me through a locked door.

[screams]

-Aah!
-You!

Cruella, wait!

[grunting]

I'm sure the captain
is a reasonable man.

Okay, Captain, a puppy
and a ferret have fallen overboard.

We need to turn back
and retrieve them.

What do they have to do with the call

of the great white whale?

Clear the decks!

Man the harpoon g*ns, ya swabs!

Very effective, Rashid.

Now we do it my way.

-Mutiny?
-No, business.

Suppose, Captain,
I buy you your very own whale.

My very own whale?

-A white one?
-I'll paint it myself.

Hmm...

No deal!

-[grunts]
-I want my Scorch!

-[grunts]
-[screams]

[both grunting]

[sighs] I guess I'll have to take charge.

Roger?

Come on.

Can't we all just get along?

[both] Butt out!

[whack]

[grunts]

That's not what I had in mind.

Oh, Cadpig,
what's gonna happen to Lucky?

Well, he's always been lucky.

All we can do is hope
that hasn't changed.

[growling]

Give me a break.

Hey look!

Uh-uh-uh-uh.

You got a better idea?

[growls]

[gasps]

-[Cruella] Take that, you runt!
-[Captain] No fair! Pinching!

[both grunting]

Don't make me...

Look out!

[grunts]

It's jammed!

Then nobody's driving the boat!

[both grunting]

[Cruella]
Ooh, you make me so angry!

Quick, follow me!

[grunts]

-Just a smidge more!
-[others grunt]

Why do I always
end up on the bottom?

[grunts] Got it!

[both grunting]

Time to steer a course to destiny!

[grunts]

First, back to Lucky and Scorch!

[ship squeaks]

[all] Whoooa!

[both grunt]

Here we come, Lucky!

[grumbling]

No, you lean left!

Whoa! [grunts]

Whoa!

Whoa!

You know, instead of fighting,

maybe if we just hung on together,

we wouldn't get pitched
all over the place.

[growls]

You lie across the life wreath,

then I'll lie over you.

This ought to stabilize us.

Whoa!

Aah!

Hang on. We'll make it.

Great, now that the storm
is breaking, we'll find them!

Do you see 'em, Cadpig?

No, I-- wait!

Yes! There they are!

-[barking]
-[clucking]

-Look! There they are!
-They're safe!

Oh, they're safe!

Scorchy!

Oh, Scorchy!

Are you all right, pookums?

Hey, it's the great white whale
disguised as a life ring!

[laughs]

He can't fool me.

Hmm...

Ah. Thar she blow!

Where?

[screams]

[yelps]

Stop the boat,
you tiny, whale-crazed...

[clang]

Say, who's driving this thing?

♪ Sailing, sailing ♪

♪ Over the bounding main ♪

[vocalizes]

Just a bit more.

Well, at least I got my life ring back.

Oh, Scorch! Oh, Scorchums!

Mummy missed you!

How many times
do I have to tell you?

Stay away from those dogs!

Hey, Lucky.

You're lucky
your luck didn't run out, huh?

Oh, good boy.

[chuckles]

-[clucking]
-[barking]

Am I glad to see you guys!

-[clucking]
-[barking]

[all snoring]

-Scorch?
-Huh?

I couldn't have done it without you.

Put it there.

[laughs]

Uh, you better get that leak fixed

or you might run out of hot air.

[theme music playing]